Jamie-Lynn Sigler & Turtle from Entourage: No longer just an insanely unbelievable plotline
Jamie-Lynn Sigler recently appeared on HBO's Entourage as herself and is the latest love interest for Turtle (Jerry Ferrara). Turns out their relationship isn't entirely fictional, according to Page Six
Sigler tells Page Six Magazine today: "[Ferrara] is a very special person, and I'll leave it there . . . I'm not a good dater. It takes a lot for me to even want to kiss someone. I have to have a connection, and those are rare for me." Well, lightning has struck. Last week, our spy caught the two of them at a party in the Hollywood Hills "kissing and making out all night."
Wow. This is just like what happened to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt while making Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Except not really because this is way, way, way less interesting. In fact, I think I'm in coma. *beep* (Heart monitor.)
Thanks to Jonah who once had a torrid love affair with KITT from Knight Rider.

Reader Comments
1. Nikkie DIx - November 17, 2008 10:05 AM
Isnt she a lox eating heeb?
2. LoLa - November 17, 2008 10:05 AM
Who cares about this girl anymore? And why is she even relevant at all? She was the fat daughter on Sopranos and after that, she's done absolutely nothing worthy of any sort of acknowledgement
3. Parker - November 17, 2008 10:08 AM
She is such a nice person. I would be a turtle for her. Poke my penis into her tight bottom and say, guess who, and she'd say, is that a turtle poking his head into my bum, and I'd say, yes it's me, your turtle. Do you mind if I come in? And she'd say, oh please my friend turtle, come inside my bum. And I would.
4. wha - November 17, 2008 10:22 AM
lol @ 3 wut
5. christina - November 17, 2008 10:24 AM
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
6. Deacon Jones - November 17, 2008 10:28 AM
Did she Christina? You rotten cunt
Turtle, you're a lucky fuck! Fuck you!
7. Daughter - November 17, 2008 10:28 AM
She must be into ugly guys like Christina...
8. http://starstylefile.wordpress.com - November 17, 2008 10:35 AM
Does she share a surgeon with Carol Vorderman?
9. FRIST!!! - November 17, 2008 10:46 AM
Oh god, at first I thought it said Jamie Lynn Spears..
10. Jimbo - November 17, 2008 10:49 AM
So what is new here on the "Fish"?
11. sirrix - November 17, 2008 11:01 AM
@10 - Not much... But he's posting on Sundays now, in between downs in foosball games!
@3 - My place. 8pm.
12. Fernanado Narcos - November 17, 2008 11:06 AM
Did you know fewer people watch Entourage than watch Hee-Haw reruns on RFD?
How pathetic is that?
13. bart - November 17, 2008 11:17 AM
I love turtle! Entourage is the shit.
14. Deacon Jones - November 17, 2008 11:19 AM
and WTF are hee-haw reruns?
15. ___ - November 17, 2008 11:29 AM
#5, die you filthy gook.
16. Dick Richards (Butch.) - November 17, 2008 11:42 AM
"Connection?" Too much work. I've got better things to do. Like stuff things in to the hole in my cock, dress as a woman, pray to Satan, molest children -- ya' know, that kind of stuff.
17. Chauncey Gardner - November 17, 2008 11:47 AM
I thought she was married to some crusty old dude, like her fucking acting coach or some other kind of sick bullshit.
18. HELL YEAH TURTLE - November 17, 2008 11:49 AM
HELL YEAH TURTLE.....fucking awesome
19. Danklin24 - November 17, 2008 12:24 PM
Holy shit what the hell is happening to this website??? Fish, start making fun of people immediately. This site is getting sooo gay. No one cares who a Soprano's reject is dating. Seriously stop this gossip dating shit.
20. Rough Daddy - November 17, 2008 1:16 PM
Well thats one way to have a reoccurring role on the show! "It takes a lot to for me to even kiss someone, I have to have a connection" Im the same way! who is she kidding?
21. dork - November 17, 2008 1:27 PM
I must be living under a shell. Who are these two? And, why does it matter? And, what year is it? Recession, what recession? Obama is what? I can't marry my gay lover? Angelina had twins? Oh, wait, that's a fun thought... both funbags being sucked on at once... OK, I'm better now...
22. needAnAlias - November 17, 2008 1:52 PM
that'll shut Drama up-- Jamie-Lynn actually jerked Turtle off!
23. UK_Matt - November 17, 2008 2:31 PM
Fuck me. I need to move to LA. Even I'm better looking than this chubster.
I mean him.
24. Ceci - November 17, 2008 2:32 PM
Funny ramblings....doesn't Turtle look like an older and fatter version of the kid who played Meadow's brother on the Sopranos?? Ew.
25. Ceci - November 17, 2008 2:32 PM
Funny ramblings....doesn't Turtle look like an older and fatter version of the kid who played Meadow's brother on the Sopranos?? Ew.
26. Ceci - November 17, 2008 2:32 PM
Funny ramblings....doesn't Turtle look like an older and fatter version of the kid who played Meadow's brother on the Sopranos?? Ew.
27. theguy - November 17, 2008 3:12 PM
i don't usually turn things back to the 90s and i hate entourage, but don't hate the player...hate the game. and it takes a whole lot of game for a chubster to pulls something like this off.
28. KDIZZLL - November 17, 2008 7:31 PM
KUTE COUPLE THEY LOOK COMPATIBLE,THAT'S MY SHOW.(BOTH)
29. Joe S. - November 18, 2008 10:43 AM
This is cool... I know he's a star (even if a minor one) but if this is true, it gives hope to all of us little people that, hey, this really could happen to me!
Think Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts in a Notting Hill type of theme only without all the British accents.
30. Balls McCoy - November 18, 2008 11:36 AM
I kinda think it's sweet. I understand that I have no life by saying that but, I can't hate on the guy for gettin' a sweet piece like Jamie Lynn Sigler. I wonder if he shits on her chest. It's true love if he does.
31. The Hare - November 20, 2008 12:55 AM
@ 3...
wut lolz
32. YourJudgement - November 20, 2008 3:27 AM
So many shallow people. All of you ladies must be dating Brad Pitt lookalikes, and all of you guys must be... Brad Pitt lookalikes. Maybe some day when you get past all your superficial BS, you will find someone you really care for and they will look at you and tell you with great passion: "Sorry, but you're not good looking enough for me."
33. Entourage - December 5, 2008 3:32 AM
I love how jews try to play italian roles..