Nov 5 2008Heidi Klum's breasts are a shining beacon of capitalism
Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she's in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise's dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi's rendition to be "yucky" - then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable.
Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with a bow.
*This is the part where you should stop reading and press "Play." (Hint: It's the arrow.)

Reader Comments
1. christian - November 5, 2008 5:16 PM
frist first first firts
2. christian o las vegas - November 5, 2008 5:17 PM
second second sceond secondzies
3. CaptainMorgan - November 5, 2008 5:19 PM
What!? No slo-mo!?!?! LAME.
4. Ted Mosby - November 5, 2008 5:20 PM
She can still shake'em
5. AndresV - November 5, 2008 5:27 PM
Incredible, particularly since she has popped two mini Seals out of her body, she's still damn hot....
6. Jimbo - November 5, 2008 5:31 PM
I love jiggling breast. To bad my work blocks video streaming
7. havoc - November 5, 2008 5:35 PM
Very nice.....
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8. Vince Lombardi - November 5, 2008 5:37 PM
I hate you, Seal.
9. Rough Daddy - November 5, 2008 5:40 PM
Can those mangos look this good after 3 kids? Id like to probe! but they'd have to put seal in a cage!
10. Doggy Style - November 5, 2008 5:42 PM
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11. It's Me Fuckers!! - November 5, 2008 5:43 PM
she did better and looked better than Tommyboy doing it.
12. Doggy Style - November 5, 2008 5:44 PM
this is exactly how you sell shit, im buying
13. ali - November 5, 2008 5:49 PM
i love america!
14. Corinna - November 5, 2008 5:53 PM
Funny, I saw this commercial last night, but she wore the shirt the whole time. Guess they toned it down for the more conservative audiences... lame.
15. Hunter - November 5, 2008 5:58 PM
Missing on video shoot day:
Kim Kardashian (drums)
Jessica Alba (bass)
Paris Hilton (vocals, c'mon, who wouldn't think a typically drunk/high/penetrated chick would sound hilarious lip-syncing?)
Doesn't work for me when she's all by herself, you know?
16. BaconLover69 - November 5, 2008 6:06 PM
damn it i thought it said shining bacon.
17. OUCH - November 5, 2008 6:12 PM
capitalism....funny
18. ph7 - November 5, 2008 6:16 PM
I dunno. Didn't seem to sexy to me.
Supermodels are too skinny to 'jiggle". They look best posing in a sultry manner.
But if you want someone to shake that assss, you need some to meat to move around.
19. combustion8 - November 5, 2008 6:16 PM
german sluts rule!!
20. dork - November 5, 2008 6:28 PM
YEAH! Thank you Superficial Gods!!!!
Tits. Jiggly Tits. and MORE jiggly tits.
Even got in a gratuitous crotch shot! Too bad she shaved.
I bet she plays a Skin Flute good!!!!
21. frankinsloth - November 5, 2008 6:32 PM
of course she's HOT..... damn shame she fucks uglyass seal....
22. here's a dollar, you whore - November 5, 2008 6:48 PM
i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.
23. here's a dollar, you whore - November 5, 2008 6:48 PM
i love capitalism. the women here will do anything for a dollar. their legs will spread open upon seeing the dollar.
24. fax - November 5, 2008 6:58 PM
This girl is so stupid. Gets undress to promote a guitar.. yes Heidi, really relevant work there!
25. BlackBanana - November 5, 2008 7:30 PM
Editor's NFA cut, love it.
26. bob - November 5, 2008 7:32 PM
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"M e e t i n g R i c h . c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆---------
27. Insatiable Peter - November 5, 2008 7:38 PM
Heidi, ich liebe dich. Seal, gehen in die Hölle.
28. starship - November 5, 2008 7:52 PM
TCLTC
29. Archangel - November 5, 2008 8:20 PM
And to think, there are still people who don't believe in a benevolent and loving God.
30. lmao - November 5, 2008 8:32 PM
She looks like a fucking whore! What are women showing that the only way people will pay attention and buy products is if women display themselves as dirt bags and for her shes a mother shame on her skank!!!
31. Ted from LA - November 5, 2008 8:45 PM
I love tits as much (and probably more) than the next guy, but she looks like a fucking idiot on this video. Word.
32. Jiggles - November 5, 2008 9:43 PM
PLEASE FIX RSS FEED IMAGES!!!!
33. gerard Vandenberg - November 5, 2008 10:01 PM
AMERICA doesn't need this STUCK-UP, folks!!
34. zuzuspetals - November 5, 2008 10:04 PM
She's adorable. I don't approve of wearing socks on such a slippery floor. That's not safe.
OBAMA IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT!
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
WOO- HOOOO!
35. Hunker down y'all - November 5, 2008 10:11 PM
Obama is just Bush with a tan. You don't become President in America without working for the Jews, like Rahm Emmanuel who he just named Chief of Staff. His mommy was a witch just like Heidi Klum, slumming it with the voodoo priests... WITCHES EVERYWHERE. America is doomed, don't drink the Kool-Aid or they'll get your soul as well as your body.
36. Gio - November 5, 2008 10:14 PM
You mean this wasn't a beer/alcohol commercial?
Oh that makes sense. It was for boys that play video games and will never see a woman in their underwear ... well maybe a fugly woman in her 50's when they are in their 40's. Good campaign.
37. seal - November 5, 2008 10:51 PM
She squirms just like that when she gets a visit from the "Little Seal." Troof.
38. Rob - November 5, 2008 10:53 PM
Beacons of capitalism hmm? Maybe Obama can redistribute them to my mouth.
39. b - November 5, 2008 11:36 PM
shes a disgusting monkey lover. She makes me want to vomit.
40. Sheva - November 5, 2008 11:41 PM
German girls offer a warm respite for deposit but that is one sexless looking dancing if I've ever seen it.
She's kinda lame.
Does look very good after pushing out three puppies but she's no Sarah Palin.
41. Sheva - November 5, 2008 11:42 PM
Cult Cult Cult Cult
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42. Rossco - November 5, 2008 11:50 PM
best.commercial.ever.EVER.
43. Grumpus - November 6, 2008 12:08 AM
Heidi Klum always seems so fun.
On an irrelevant note:
My workmate calls her 'the model Plum.' He wears flip flops.
44. bastard - November 6, 2008 12:58 AM
She's a n!gger lover so that instantly kills her from being hot in any way shape or form!
45. Anne - November 6, 2008 1:41 AM
She looks ridiculous running around like that to shill for Guitar Hero.
And that is why she is completely awesome. Heidi Klum doesn't take herself too seriously. Considering her good looks, amazing body, a lucrative, multi-faceted career and a fun, talented (and apparently very well-endowed) husband, I think it's very cool that she still likes making fun of herself.
Of course I'm sure it didn't hurt that she was paid obscene amounts of money to do that commercial like all the other people turning up to promote GH:WT.
That oh-so-fake audition thing with Alice Cooper and company as "judges", made my suspension of disbelief go all twitchy.
46. Divole - November 6, 2008 1:46 AM
Very funny video... :)
47. nagszsb - November 6, 2008 2:21 AM
Klum is a nig.ger loving whore who shits out ugly stupid little niglets by committing bestiality with her ugly groid. No, she is not hot. If she ever did porn, she could star as a urinal or a toilet in some golden shower vid or some scat porn.
She should be fed into a wood-chipper feet first.
48. mars - November 6, 2008 2:24 AM
yeah she is beautiful and sexual , i have seen some more hot videoes and sexual pics about her on www.bigbisexual.com ,yeah she is really sexual ..i love her very much ,sexual baby is always atractive ,
49. hsdbd - November 6, 2008 4:52 AM
She needs to have a hole drilled in her head and then have the top of her skull cut off with a saber saw. Core out one of her eyes and fuck her in the eye socket.
50. English Bob - November 6, 2008 5:45 AM
All you Racist fucking rednecks out there on about her nigger husband and kids et al, just remember you're country is now run by a black man, because a white man couldn't do it. HAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Now shut the fuck up and go and fuck your sister...
51. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 6, 2008 5:49 AM
Way too spastic....... she looked like she was getting electrocuted on the couch......sex sells, but not this.
52. Warhammer Online - November 6, 2008 7:12 AM
yeah, spastic what i thought as well :) ridiculous
53. sasha - November 6, 2008 7:26 AM
number 50 english bob i love you.
also the video is fun fun fun. but i don't really see the sex appeal. although that's probably because i'm not a male
54. sasha - November 6, 2008 7:29 AM
english bob (no. 50) i lurrve you
ps the video was fun fun fun. but i don't really see the sex appeal. probably because i'm not a male but nevertheless
55. bkoz - November 6, 2008 7:36 AM
The shot of her dirty socks flailing at the end was really unappealing
56. dancer - November 6, 2008 8:07 AM
She looks freaking awesome. damn.
57. Meagain - November 6, 2008 8:25 AM
She is also being paid by Victoria's Secret for this ad... She 's wearing their brand new Miracle Push Up bra.
I think she looks cute... Cuter than the guys who did the same commercial. Which really had no sex appeal!
58. hendero - November 6, 2008 8:36 AM
But Old Time Rock n Roll isn't a guitar-based song. She should be promoting Piano Hero. That's my favorite video game. I always get to be Billy Joel.
Why don't they move the stupid racist posts from the Fish. They're not even funny, just troubling.
59. michelle - November 6, 2008 8:40 AM
hmm, i actually think her boobs are terrible. but she did have a few kids so i guess if taken into account, they are decent. i don't think she's attractive at all, though.
60. ubet - November 6, 2008 8:42 AM
she sure needs that miracle push up thing if you remeber her recent topless pics: http://nackte-stars.blogspot.com/2008/08/heidi-klum-nackt-germanys-next-topmodel.html
anyway, if I look like that after 3 kids I think I'll be quite happy..
61. sofakingwetoddit - November 6, 2008 9:14 AM
She dances like a we todd.
62. Butnut - November 6, 2008 9:19 AM
So let me get this straight. This is a game marketed to teens, and she is shakin her mom jugs. Not that I am complaining but have some taste
63. mmmmm - November 6, 2008 9:25 AM
^^I'll bet your butnut tastes good
64. gotmilk? - November 6, 2008 9:51 AM
the commercial loses it's effect when you have the same commercial but with different people in in. i guess they figured with some chick shaking her tits it would seem original? FAIL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30DewN99MIQ
i think this one is better.
65. bobo - November 6, 2008 9:54 AM
That was freakin' sexy :)~
66. Breshnev - November 6, 2008 10:13 AM
The KGB has won the cold war.
The KGB attacked the USA back in the 60's. They didn't attack us with their military, they attacked our college campuses. They sent over thousands of agents to train and recruit college students and brainwash and indocrinate them into communism. The students were taught to hate America, God, Family, and their Free government. These students, called "Hippies", then recruited their friends. They stayed in school for as long as they could, and then became teachers, & professors (like Bill Ayers) never leaving the college campuses. They would eventually carry on the work of the USSR and KGB long after it's demise, and continue to Brainwash all the young, gullible, American students they came into contact with. Churning out millions of America hating brainwashed liberal marxists spewing programmed propoganda and seething with their contempt of America.
Yesterday we heard their voice. As well as 100% of the most racist people on the planet (the porch monkeys) Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey vote for Monkey.
So for the good of the country, kill a liberal. If every real American pitches in, we'll eventually be rid of them.
67. Welfare 101 - November 6, 2008 10:23 AM
"Socialism Doesn't Scare the Millions Who Don't Pay Taxes"
I am entitled, where is my check?
68. Lizzy - November 6, 2008 11:13 AM
I love how a post for boobs turns into a political debate.
It's over the top, it's almost softcore porn, a little unnessary.
69. Paul - November 6, 2008 11:56 AM
Heidi and her saggy old tits just need to go away now. Take that bra off and they're hanging down to her belly. Five years ago (and before she had kids) she was a babe. Now she's overexposed and annoying.
70. Redneck' s gallore - November 6, 2008 12:06 PM
WTF is up with all the rednecks on this site. Don't you guys have your own KKK gossip site? You know, where you talk about the latest guns and how your 15 year old son-in-law still hasn't gotten a job yet. Geez.
#24, 30, the rest of you Puritans
Are you stupid? She's a Victoria's Secret model. That's how she made her millions. Plus, she's not doing porn nor is she sticking her ass in the camera and spreading her butt cheeks. She's showing off her amazing body in a very goofy/non-slutty way. Now go back to eating your krispy kremes and soap operas. Stop hating on this woman because insecurity and jealousy just makes you even uglier than you already are.
71. zuzuspetals - November 6, 2008 12:12 PM
#58 -
I agree that the racist, hate-filled posts are deeply troubling. But it's best if the posts remain. If one of these deeply deranged people (such as #66 Breshnev) ever does follow through and do and commit the hate crimes they are threatening, computer forensics can be employed and these comments will be used as evidence to nail them.
#66-
You are deeply disturbed. Please get help.
72. lulu - November 6, 2008 1:10 PM
those are seriously the worst commercials of all time.
73. Katie - November 6, 2008 1:35 PM
My boyfriend makes moves on me every time this commercial comes on. Thanks Heidi Klum!
74. snsnbs - November 6, 2008 1:51 PM
"WTF is up with all the rednecks on this site. Don't you guys have your own KKK gossip site?"
@ #70: Yeah we did, but lately the damn thing got so much traffic (6 x normal!!!) it had to shut out casual visitors and insist that people register just to read it. I couldn't log in for hours. We had fuckin' THOUSANDS of visitors and a HUGE increase in membership. We had to dump page features, name sorts on the front page, the whole works, just to streamline the processing enough to keep up with demand. We even had to put in several thousand more dollars worth of memory.
Damn, even I think Obongo is TOTALLY THE SHIT*! If McCain had won everybody would still be asleep! RAHOWA!!! Onwards towards Civil War II !!!
*At least as far as membership goes . . .
75. Texas Tranny - November 6, 2008 2:32 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pretty panties
76. cal - November 6, 2008 2:43 PM
It is amazing how a hot piece of ass can spark a bunch of idiots to ramble on about race.Enjoy the ass you idiots.
77. my comment - November 6, 2008 7:15 PM
Klum is too old for this.
and , Obama is a creepy cultist.
78. Balls McCoy - November 6, 2008 8:06 PM
Klum is still the hottest supermodel out there, even though she's gettin' tapped by Seal. (brrrrr)
Oh and Obama is a socialist and you fucking liberals are going to be so fucking sorry.
79. Sarah - November 6, 2008 11:37 PM
Superficial Writer: It is reasons like this I am in love with you. You just single-handedly provided me with evidence that I am indeed bisexual. Thank you.
80. blue - November 6, 2008 11:38 PM
That's funny, when i saw this commercial tonight on TV she kept the white shirt on the whole time. CENSORING BASTARDS!!
81. obaday - November 7, 2008 1:31 AM
"The KGB has won the cold war."
Is that why George Bush is tapping our phones?
82. Ca Mike - November 7, 2008 9:47 PM
This coalburning whore is/has not been desirable by any non-nigger for years now. Let's not pretend otherwise.
83. alexas - November 9, 2008 2:39 AM
haha you didn't have to tell me when to stop reading and start watching
84. peepster - November 24, 2008 9:44 PM
She looks gross and unsexy completely. Her problem is she THINKS she can do anything and still look sexy, including spreading her whore legs in a horrible position like she's giving birth (habit I guess). She's a foul, shrieking, german fraulein pig