Nov 7 2008Hayden Panettiere cannot pull this look off

FIRST SLOVENIAN BITCH

Que yummy.

Slovenia is my favorite place to visit.

She needs some boobs to wear a top like that. Ladies remember wear clothing flattering to your figure!

it's a man baby

She looks like she's in middle school and has a dance recital. Everything's all wrong, the make-up, too.

I have no idea why celebrities what to look like a whore. I have seen a similar top on whores on Sunset and Doheny.

whoa whoa whoa there little midget! playing dress up with your mamas clothes again?

I think I need a hotkey for the phrase, "What the fuck is she wearing???"

I love the red soled shoes, though.

I like it.
She's got the "fuck my ass while I lay on my back and watch my face winch" look to her.

I'd hit it.

Ok,, that outfit is suited for a beautiful, tall 90's model. Hayden Panettiere wearing that is just like 'WTF?!?" It does not flatter her. She should stick to Juicy sweatpants and a frappuccino.

Ouch. Not a good look for her at all. She looks almost as uncomfortable as that outfit...

Oxi Clean...works wonders.

dfs

picture 6 looks like she could BARELY zip those pants up. Too fat. And the guy is wearing True Religion jeans? he must be gay.

I saw she has a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I

heard of from a friend of mine. Does she want to hook up with rich guys?

She looks so uncomfortable, like that chick in grade 9 who's wearing a skirt with makeup for the first time. She's not still in grade 9 is she?

I just came a little.

I bought a new orbital sander so if she wants, I can get that makeup off.

no kidding!

What no nipple slip. That outfit has nipple slip written all over it. Where's a good Pap when you need 'em?

How 'bout a good nipple slip. You ain't given us much in the beauty dept. lately. Just a bunch of fugly lesbians, crazy bitches, she-males and crack whores. 'cmon there's got to be something perty out there in Superficial land.

@11 & @19 Right there with you two.

Sort of sexy like a little girl trying to look older to sneak into a bar and instead looks like a tasty little whore treat. Yummy.

She still looks great : D

Still looks good, not a look for her though...

oh no.

chunky

I have an outfit just like that.

too bad my dick is as big as she is... she is cute for a pigmy.

It should be against the law to wear pants that tight yet not deliver on the camel toe.

It should also be against the law of good taste to pull pants that tight OVER your damn high heels. Jesus Hayden... you been drinking the crazy bitch juice or what?

omg leave her alone! she's an 18 year old girl! and way prettier and cuter than most of them, way more than i ever was, or anyone from my high school for that matter!

and guess who went to my high school (fremd in palatine il)~ mallory snyder from real word!

let me see pictures of any girlfriends you ever had superf.

haha, hi TT, where ya been? nice reading you again, cheers!

OVER RATED!

Cute face but that's it. Everything else is just not there.

She looks like a manequin...

She looks like a manequin...

Wrong on so many levels.

Would still hit.

#31

She is only 18 and already dressing like a desperate celebrity. When will females learn that leaving something to the imagination works nicely. She is flat chested and should wear more short skirts to flatter her body and put less emphasized on her tiny chest.

I can't stand this manly little midget! So Annoying!

Superfish krazy? thats the best outfit ive seen her in,,,that mini jacktet with no bra is excellent for someone with no boobs...Id run my sand paper tongue on that delicate pecks of hers....

This girl is average at best. When heroes goes off the air, she will disappear into oblivion. And by oblivion, I mean a whales vagina.

@16 regardless of the jeans, of course he's gay, it is a madonna concert.

@31 You can' t really say she looks better than other high school girls because it isn't a fair playing field. She devotes obscene amounts of money to her skin/body/wardrobe and still looks average at best. Pluck girls out of any high school setting and give them the same opportunities and I bet many would put her to shame.

I remember when I went to T.J. Mexico and saw plenty of whores braless with their tops open just like Hayden. Poor desperate itty bitty titty celebrity.

she looks hot! very Kira Plastinina-ish ... gorgeous. xo

I'd still pound that nice little rump til next thursday.

No one could pull of that outfit. It's nasty.

Let's be honest, Superficial writer. The only reason you don't like Hayden anymore is because she is no longer under the age of legal consent.

Dr. Phil sez:

Fascinating! She obviously wears the outfit to announce she's "all growed up" and not a baby girl anymore (that and the "f-bomb" political video), but when she gets around cameras, her purse becomes filled with helium and floats directly in front of her chest. Cheerleader, I got news for you. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. You clearly don't want people to think of you as a schoolgirl, so you dress up like a Hollywood and Vine hooker, then you get cold feet showing the goods. Get a refund for your tart outfit and use the money to buy a couple of therapy sessions. You need it.

i hate madonna

I know Hayden and her mommy and daddy said it was alright for her to look like a whore when she turns 18.

SHE MAKES ME WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A SCHOOL PRINCIPAL, AND MAKE HER STAY AFTER CLASS SO I CAN SPANK HER BARE BOTTOM!! YUMMERS. I APPROVE OF THIS AD.

the have

the have what? idiot

In the last pic it looks like she stained her pants or is it semen? She needs to watch the TLC program What Not To Wear.

i'd like to wipe that bright lipstick off with my weiner

in of which track juice

She is pigeon-toed with no neck, not to mention trying WAY too hard. She reminds me of HIllary Duff. I used to think she was cute but... not anymore. Brutal!

You want to try again 54?

#55

I remember in elementary school I faked being pigeon-toed so I could get out of class each week to go to posture class. Too bad Hayden did not go to posture class.

I'd still hit it, cause, damn, the girl's a walking pile of smoking hot no matter what she does. But she look uncomfortable here. Like, as soon as she got there, she decided she'd made a mistake. She looks terrified that one of her boobs is going to fall out. She's terrified and awkward. C'mon Hayden. Know what's you and what isn't, and don't choose big outings to experiment. That goes for women everywhere.

Those pants look like they are literally about to burst. The zipper is just barely holding up.

1. A couple of breast implants, and she would be a 10/10.
2. I reckon she looks better without make-up on.
3. She is too old
4. Nothing wrong with her shape, but it doesn't suit her clothes. More clothes needed up top. Fewer clothes needed at the bottom.
5. She has now gone down to #14 on my people-i-want-to-rape list.

she makes me vomit

She may not be able to pull the look off, but she is welcome to try to pull my cock off.

She looks like someone smacked her with the world's largest frying pan.

FLAT...

#60

A woman does not have to have breast implants to look hot. And she is so flat that she would end up having stretch marks and it would look like two hard balls in her chest. She should wear cute spagetti strap dresses above the knee since she is flat chested and sometimes wear a padded bra with tight tops too and skirts above the knee too.

No no no, the hair, the lipsick, the outfit, the accessories. Dammit Hyden, take a good, long, critical look in the mirror before you leave the house next time. You are a pretty girl and you can look stunning.

her buttt is covered in white powder in the last pic....why didnt anyone slap-clean it for her?

She looks healthy, which is refreshing after seeing 15 or so posts worth of anorexic, crackhead whores.

Hayden, thanks for voting for me, now gimme all your money, cracker!!

bashing is easy, so I'll say nothing

don't show chest

who is this chunky chic? short legged and tart-looking imo.

I always wanted to try midget sex

***** She's wearing a flesh-colored bodysuit under the jacket... Look at pic #1, you can see the material wrinkle a bit under her left boob.

During my travels through the internets, I came across what I thought to be Hayden Panettiere porn. Alas, it was just a very large black man and a blond midget whore. The journey continues....

I absolutely agree, she cannot ever pull this off!!!
That cleveage.. sorry, but her boobs are nowhere to be seen! The red lipstick looks terrible on her and those pants make her legs look amorphous.
She seems to be aware that she can't pull it off and regretting it with every step..
Poor thing.. fire your fashion stylist asap...

@73: No, that's just the reflection caused by the crystal thingy in the chain..

jazz fingers!

There is nothing remotely attactive about this repulsive little skank. She looks like an American guy who moved to Thailand to become a transvestite.

Who is Hayden Panettiere hugging? Ryan Seacrest?

LOL @ # 69

I can't stop laughing at that.....

Ahahaha, omfg she looks like a retarded female dwarf.

yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from www.bigbisexual.com it's said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy's name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from www.bigbisexual.com it's said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy's name . can u tell me ?thank u ?

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Somewhere, Mr. T is short some bling.

That's a female?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That idiot should be institutionalized. Wait a minute...maybe it's a halloween pic but what the shit is she dressed as?

Hayden is to womanhood what Nick Hogan is to manhood. Hint: Nicks a fairy.

Damn, that is what's referred to as the "desperado". What a dumb, ignorant, redneck, braindead doofus.

Trick or Treat!!!!

Damn! That is one ugly dude!

I didn't know there were any mongoloid midget gypsies in L.A. Oh well, learn something new every day.

awww... hayden's trying to be all grown up... bright red lipstick, a bun and a not so subtle flash of her cleavage... it's like playing dress-up... halloween gone over-time...

ew. no tits...pinched little face...too short...shapeless and chubby....and here she looks too old and too young all at once.

This bitch is getting uglier by the day.

Umm...wow. Hayde's a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

Umm...wow. Hayden's a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

Umm...wow. Hayden's a pretty girl but this outfit is all kinds of tacky! The gold chain,the spandex pants,the hideous jacket/shit thing. Girl,get it together.

This "LOOK" is the evedence this bunny wil "CRASH" sooner or later, folks!!
........................BET?

I LOVE her heels ! =O
she doesn't look that bad ...

WAAAY too young for bright red lipstick !!

Epic Fail ... how did she not know that she simply does not have the figure to pull that look off.

I'd hid it again.

73- that's not a bodysuit, it's a stick-on bra thing to prevent the nipple slip. girls with tiny boobs can wear those.

its a horribly unflattering outfit on a pretty girl. it looks like she got tired of being called "cute" & tried to look grown-up hot.... but she just looks painfully uncomfortable in it.

Hayden Panettiere is an untalented, stupid cunt.

Give her some time. She'll be a guest on the Jerry Springer Show some day. Haven't her parents been featured on that show already?

I'm a big fan of Hayden and its aweseom that she is dating peter petrelli. Its kewl watching heroes and knowing the subplot behind their scenes!!! www.likeblondes.com

Is that Milo? I can't tell because I can't see his little smug bitch ass face. Look Superfish it happends to the best of us, we have crushes on people and then look back and go what the FUCK was I thinking? In fact my first BF was a male version of Hayden all midgety and gross and one of my other boyfriends was a male version of Milo and now I look back and I'm deeply ashamed. Oh well I've moved on to a man who will ALWAYS be a god, my hot sex machine 6'2" former athlete husband!

Anyhow the thing is for those of us who always realized how lame this brat was it's hard for us to not say HA I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. I mean the midget is fucking BEAT always was always will be, the only time she looks hot is when she's hiding her weird ass body or has been airbrushed like crazy, digitally remastered into a hot chick or lit to perfection by diligent camera men (it's hard shooting in pitch blackness).
The point is we aren't goingto say I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO because aAying I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO is really lame and immature and we're better than saying arrogant things like I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO. So no worries guy, just next time be a little pickier it doesn't look good when the guy who writes for a site called The Superficial has an uber crush on a beauty challenged, gymnast looking, celulited, flat chested, freak legged, popeye armed, midget with no neck.

Not her best, but she still rocks the outfit. She's gorgeous and has a wonderful figure. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

Not her best, but she still rocks the outfit. She's gorgeous and has a wonderful figure. Anyone who says otherwise is delusional.

I'd hit that 24/7. Bendy.

Note to Hayden-- make sure your titty tape isn't showing when the inappropriate-for-you top pulls away trying to find your boob.

The guy is Michael Rosenbaum...played Lex Luthor on Smallville.

You just hate her because she likes whales now.

her thighs look like they're welded together. yet despite not being thin all over, she has no boobs, but wants to pretend she does(watching bring it on was cringeworthy during the first scene and then the part where she challenges that guy to a dance-off). i also wish she would lay off the red lipstick. i think people only like fantasizing about her cos she's 18.

LMFAO - "mongoloid midget gypsy"

That pretty much sums that little retarded idiot up. Next...

#104 has waaaaay too much time on her hands, and we all know u're lying abt the husband thing, if u were that self satisfied, u wudnt be hating her with that passion

Hey #60...

If I say my top 3 I wanna rape on my list are: your sister, your mom, and your grandmother...

Is it still funny??

You're a douchebag.

She looks really stupid in this outfit. She has a nice figure but it isn't her at all.

I like the Kevin Connolly jab. Make me smile.

Just another empty headed hollywood bimbo who thinks that abilty to memorize a script somehow elevates her opinions on EVERYTHING above us "little people".

I don't get the big fuss over this girl. She is not that attractive, no boobs, boyish figure, a horrible actor and these pics look more like a really bad transvestite trying to imitate her. There are soooooooooo many better looking women out there to drool over. Let's face it she's definitely no Scarlett Johansson or even Megan Fox. Those are two women to fawn over.

1.ANN: Fukal bi te do onemoglosti!!!

#45 and #68

hear hear!

I'm a hips 'n' butt man. She's looking pretty fabulous to me--tight pants with the half-zipped look. I like #49's suggestion of a bare-bottom spanking, I'd like to get that fine fanny across my lap and tan it!

Right on Vince Lombardi

if your going to tart it up do it dont hide now