Nov 27 2008Happy Thanksgiving!
Hey, guys, I'll be taking off the next two days for some R&R, but The Superficial will return to its regularly scheduled posting on Saturday Nov. 29. For those who haven't noticed: Yes, Virginia, there's posting on the weekends now. Whee!
In the meantime, here's pics of Kim Kardashian who's thankful this year for paparazzi that don't always go for the ass shot and, as usual, O.J. Simpson's prior access to knives.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

Reader Comments
1. anonymous - November 26, 2008 5:58 PM
doopa dee doo
2. b - November 26, 2008 6:02 PM
Why is she never with her negro BF?
3. simplicity - November 26, 2008 6:06 PM
i HATE seeing posts about this chick.
any case..
Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.
4. simplicity - November 26, 2008 6:06 PM
i HATE seeing posts about this chick.
any case..
Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.
5. simplicity - November 26, 2008 6:06 PM
i HATE seeing posts about this chick.
any case..
Happy Thanksgiving Superficial Fish Man.
6. simplicity - November 26, 2008 6:07 PM
BLEH
7. jaime - November 26, 2008 6:14 PM
nooo what am i gonna do all day without superficial?!
and no, i hadn't noticed you're posting on weekends haha. cause i just don't look at it on weekends.
8. Lala - November 26, 2008 6:17 PM
You need R & R from sitting at a computer and posting a story ( one someone else originally broke) every few hours?
9. Doggy Style - November 26, 2008 6:24 PM
hahaha I'll eat the turkey like I eat my pussy, raw. Happy Thanksgiving America, WE ROCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE WORLD.
P.S I Love purple.
10. Randal - November 26, 2008 6:31 PM
If there's a song that would be playing as you walk in that purple, form fitting dress, it would be Wicked Game by Chris Isaak for you truly are put together with a paint brush dipped in a pail of wicked.
Strut your stuff girl because you've got it all.
Randal
11. MCcains tumor - November 26, 2008 6:41 PM
Wow @10 do you like Judy Garland, musicals and sucking man-sausage too, or are you really Rupaul in disguise??
12. KAT - November 26, 2008 6:51 PM
She is beautiful :) Big butt and all!!
13. mimi - November 26, 2008 6:59 PM
No one will miss you Fish-ass!
14. Aja - November 26, 2008 7:02 PM
The dress is such a nice color.
15. John - November 26, 2008 7:10 PM
Thanksgiving? Already? haha... oh. Well me and my family don't celebrate it. Give thanks to who?? Oh and Kourtney is a buttaface.
16. Truth doctor - November 26, 2008 7:18 PM
Turkey makes my pee-pee smell funny (just ask Kim!)
17. Casual Observer - November 26, 2008 7:20 PM
Kim looked happy to be on the finale of DWTS last night. She may not have much dancing talent but all that time spend dancing makes her look better in outfits like these and actually quite attractive in bikinis whilest at the beach.
18. momo - November 26, 2008 7:52 PM
in reference to the entry above. L-O-S-E-R. oh wait . I mean Hater!!! keep hatin' (wink)
19. kc f-balls - November 26, 2008 8:05 PM
you suck fish. and so do the losers who brag about being first to post here. Kim has a great ass
20. lisa - November 26, 2008 9:05 PM
despite the big bum she is really pretty!
Black Friday sales-click on my name (ecko, baby phat, roots and more)
21. lori - November 26, 2008 9:37 PM
The writer for this site seems to have lost his edge. Or is this a new writer?
22. Mark Vurnum - November 26, 2008 10:12 PM
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23. kelley - November 26, 2008 11:06 PM
The Superficial needs to learn proper English !! In this posting, " it's " should be " its " ... for shame !!
24. It's vs Its - November 26, 2008 11:38 PM
^ your right ;)
25. olivia - November 26, 2008 11:42 PM
Jesus what am I supposed to do with 2 days of not being able to read hilarious posts from this site?
be productive in life?
what a waste of time that would be.
26. Lucifer - November 26, 2008 11:43 PM
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
27. Adrienne - November 26, 2008 11:50 PM
i hate kim kardashian with a burning passion
28. ChuckleHead - November 27, 2008 12:26 AM
Hey Superfish, take a 96.
No one cares about you posting on the weekends.
As far as a Happy Thanksgiving goes, kiss my lily white ass.
29. packinwood - November 27, 2008 1:09 AM
The chick walking next to her looks better than Kardashian does.
30. friendlyfires - November 27, 2008 1:31 AM
Yeah, well if I wanna watch cartoon ass and breasts, I could watch Naked Beach Frenzy (Ren & Stimpy, the Lost Episodes).
Hmmmmm, turkey breasts!
31. Tom K - November 27, 2008 2:34 AM
These racist comments are so out of control. Any loser that wastes there time posting this on a gossip site is a real idiot. On Kim K. I don't think shes that bad she just needs to drop a few pounds. I think alot of guys hate on her because she dates black guys. Corny ones at that|!
32. kahlee - November 27, 2008 2:34 AM
I don't understand people who call her ugly. I can understand calling her unattractive, but that woman is not ugly. Her face is beautiful.
33. Oz - November 27, 2008 3:19 AM
I could probably search Google or something but I have this need to be verbally attacked by a group of dickheads whose collective IQ equals that of a dog turd ..
What the fuck is Thanks Giving for anyways?
Have a great holiday and stay safe
34. gerard Vandenberg - November 27, 2008 4:55 AM
I haven't a problem with that, folks!!
35. John - November 27, 2008 10:01 AM
Moooooo
36. maxine - November 27, 2008 10:45 AM
She's dumb, ignorant, sleazy, untalented, vapid, barely literate, has a huge hairy nasty ass, and desperately wants to be seen as a VIP rather than the heiress she is. Look at the size of her mouth. She could fit 4 horse cocks in that motherfucker. You call having a disproportionately large mouth (and ass) beautiful? She does appear to have lost some weight due to her surgeries; it's certainly not from disciplined eating habits and a regular workout regimen since that is one lazy bitch. She's never worked a day in her life. Everything has been handed to her free of effort.
Kim, stop wasting your inheritance trying to be something you aren't. Use it to get an education so you won't appear to be the village idiot. Then use your education to obtain a career and you will find your place in this world. Stop making such a fool of yourself and maybe people will respect you.
37. Dave - November 27, 2008 10:56 AM
I find all of the Kardashians to be revolting and disgusting.
38. missy - November 27, 2008 11:13 AM
same here #41 except i wish they would all die
39. TJ - November 27, 2008 12:15 PM
She likes who? He's a what? EEEEEEEW.
40. Mr. Sleepyhead - November 27, 2008 12:43 PM
She looks like an Umpaloompa in that dress.
41. Duke Steele - November 27, 2008 1:01 PM
I would most likely bang her silly if I could get over her claim to fame of being pissed on. Which makes me wonder if her sister Khloe and her brother Kourtney dig it too??
42. 2kids1sandbox.info - November 27, 2008 1:16 PM
bro, you can always make the posts and schedule them to publish ahead of time, feeding our needs and keeping you blog perpetually updating for the SE spiders to eat up :)
43. Max Planck - November 27, 2008 3:50 PM
Are you serving turkey or pork butt?
44. Must Read - November 27, 2008 7:31 PM
http://www.wnd.com/
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46. kahlee - November 28, 2008 12:43 AM
Look at the size of her mouth? OK no offense but you're kind of scraping the bottom of the insults barrel now. Looks like a normal sized mouth. But yeah, whatever.
47. ADF - November 28, 2008 12:53 AM
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
48. Shannon - November 28, 2008 7:15 AM
everything about this skank is fake. and she's even more useless then paris hilton, that's an achievement!
49. Kia - November 28, 2008 9:36 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Superfish. Thanks for making me laugh. :)
50. gerard Vandenberg - November 28, 2008 10:59 AM
Both of you girls are absolutely welcome in my "CABINE"!!
(thanks anyway)
51. Francesco - November 28, 2008 12:52 PM
Beautiful almond eyes. Terrific cheekbones. Lips worthy of a queen. Just a shame that people can't recognize it, and look to this site to evacuate pent up frustration and jealousy.
52. Adrienne - November 28, 2008 7:50 PM
to the comment above me, #51, you do realize that her lips have been injected with collagen more than you have ever gotten laid right?
53. kathie! - November 28, 2008 10:02 PM
I think people confuse short with fat. This girl is not fat. There are pictures of her on a beach (not photoshopped) and she has a flat stomach. Fat ass but that is desired by many. She has beautiful hair and nice bone structured face.
Some people are born into the right family but I am sure she would trade the money to have her dad back. Stop being so jealous.
54. jayjay - November 28, 2008 11:02 PM
ur obviously envied kimmie. ur gorgeous.
55. Kim Kardashian. - November 29, 2008 11:33 AM
So I am a whore,I have a fake ass and fake boobs,I didn't go to College(not easy to sleep with college teachers,kindergarden teachers are way easier to pursue),I date black man cause they are easier to fool and have bigger dicks. And yes my mouth can fit 5 dicks at the same time. What's the big deal?? Who needs a real talent when they can fuck????
56. tobes - November 29, 2008 4:45 PM
by the way thanks a ton for posting on the weekends i'm constantly pissed about the lack of new shit to read and waste my time with on weekends.
57. sweetaspie - November 29, 2008 8:13 PM
Kim Kardashian isn't the only one that's thankful for something. I am very thankful that a real reality show is coming back to television instead of Keeping Up with Kardashians. Season 2 premiere of Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, is TOMORROW 10:30pm on E! Entertainment.
58. Dave - November 30, 2008 12:49 AM
Looks like that mudshark has been loose in the sewers too long! Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole!
59. firearm collector - November 30, 2008 2:13 AM
"Season 2 premiere of Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, is TOMORROW 10:30pm on E! Entertainment."
Thanks for the warning! That show is equally as worthless as Kardashians. They both suck. Outloud!
60. Tommy - November 30, 2008 2:08 PM
Hey everyone!
I love this chic! I met someone on Facebook with a picture of her as her profile picture, not these ones though. And I fell for her bigtime, I didn't know it wasn't her....all I can say is when I finally met this gal I was well disappointed!!!!!!!
I'm starting my own business selling wooden garage doors and hopefully with all the money I make I can attract a babe like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-)
61. Tommy - November 30, 2008 2:15 PM
I've got a mate who has her picture up as her profile picture on facebook. Man....I wish I could attract a babe like this, maybe I can now that I've started my own business selling wooden garage doors. Just waiting for the money to come....
:-)
62. Wooden Garage Doors - November 30, 2008 2:21 PM
She is super HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has she done Playboy yet?????????
63. Sam - November 30, 2008 2:55 PM
Nasty, disgusting, retarded, no-talent, human urinal, hairy ass, flapjack, flipflop, fish smell cunt Kardashians are ALL DOUCHEBAGS!
Nothing interesting about a Kardashian, folks!
64. genna - November 30, 2008 5:18 PM
she looks really pretty, but her knees are disgusting. im not a fan at all, but i have to admit she is really pretty! im suprised she hasn't gone after snoop or something! i wonder who will be on the new season of his show which starts tonight and the britney spears documentary which i have been waiting for! thank god brits back!
65. sweets - December 1, 2008 6:30 AM
can she lose some weight already
66. Alis - December 1, 2008 4:59 PM
She looks overweight to me. She needs to swim and bike or something. Not toned at all, for a young woman
67. Alis - December 1, 2008 4:59 PM
She looks overweight to me. She needs to swim and bike or something. Not toned at all, for a young woman