Nov 25 2008Dita Von Teese topless in German Playboy

dare I?
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Ick. Ugly bitch

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FIRST :)))))))

Is there anything real about this woman?.

booooring

Wow. Not bad. I'll have to think up something funny to say but all the blood's rushed out of my head.

Here we go again...
I can't wait to read all those subtle and decent comments we'll get after such a post. Its time for the 15 years old virgin to shine with their pearl necklace and anal sex comment.

#6 Might as well have said "original". There probably isn't.

look at those dish plates

The cover is stunning. The other two pics... not so much.

nice tits

They tried to make her look like Bettie Page in the second one. Nice try. I love Dita, but these pics don't do her much justice. Bettie Page was a lot hotter though. I'd love to see someone try and pull her old vintage shoots off nowadays.

"but when we can't even get Dita Von Teese to pose in our Playboy, it's time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. "

She was in our playboy... a couple of years ago.

the pics dont do her justice. lol. you mean to say that this woman has the face of a transexual horse and this is the best they could do with heavy makeup, studio lights and hours of photoshop.

those bags. with the giant nipple. seriously, i have never seen ANYTHING MORE REVOLTING IN MY LIFE.

what a waste of oxygen.

I'd spank her fanny while we make sweet, bionic love.

# 16 is apparently gay. Grrrrr... I make fun of pretty lady! Grrrrr.... i am tough and macho. Soooo gay fag boy. Perhaps you are transexual yourself?

Um..Hell, and Yes.

I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I'm a married woman, and I would do her.

I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I'm a married woman, and I would do her.

I think she is just lovely. I would do her. I'm a married woman, and I would do her.

"it's time to pack it in and start selling states to Canada. "
Ce qui ?
I'm not sure we want them. Well ok, maybe some of them northerners.
Like, let's face it. That rock thing in "Close Encounters" was sort of interesting.
(And in other news - Read any good books lately ? Apparently Publisher's Weekly has a hot tip)

Her face definatley looks better than her tits...Its like...theyre in juxtaposition, a sultry face and then boobs like two gormless eyes staring vacanly?! eh? anyone agree?

Because she can help the size of her nipples? Seriously?? Where's the love for the pepperoni nips?

Here's a link to a sharper version I got from the site.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a89/bigdirtyogre/ditavonteese.jpg

Hey #20, 21 AND 22, 'Tracey'
We don't care. Stop trying to be shocking or relevant.

Me amazed at your perception #24-26.
(Personwooly - I don't alway recognize the pepperoni nipples...)
So....inside job ?

Hey #20, 21 AND 22, 'Tracey'
We don't care. Stop trying to be shocking or relevant.

BTW SUPERFICIAL FIX YOUR FUCKING COMMENTS BUG PLEASE.

Your boots make even Randal sparkle like Randal has never sparkled before.

Randal

Ditzy von Tits?

Those nipples doesn't matter, man. I still would've humped the hell out of her;-)

First: DerOberflächliche.com would be a much better translation.
Second: "Sieg Heil" is very bad style. There is far too much to it to just throw it around like this.
Third: I offer three copies of the German playboy for Maine. I just like Stephen King.

There is nothing sexy about that. Dita Von Teese is dissssgusting.

Don't say sig heil.

her face looks abnormally good (shes fugly at best)
but her boobs are gross
seriously, if those things were mine id get em fixed - and im not talking about her nipples, her boobs have a weird lumpy apperance that grosses me out

#24,
Were you in the writer's workshop with Randal? Good stuff.

i don't think her nipples are THAT big.

oh, deffinetely her nipples are THAT big.

i don't think her nipples are THAT big.

whats wrong with her nipples?.... why is every one saying they look big and ugly, i disagree.

Dita Von Teese was in America's Playboy. That's how she got the "von teese" added to her name, Playboy wouldn't allow just "Dita."
And I don't understand what's so wrong about her boobs. They look like boobs.

I have big nips like that, too. Of course, my boobies are real.

I never saw this person's appeal. Bleh.

holy pancakes. That is hot!

You fools are lunchin. Those nipples are mighty fine. Guys have small nipples. Big breast need big nipples to go with em.

So. #30 Randall.
You stWike me as a real...as real...as a real....ok....humanitarian...
So....
I guess you support the victim's families-the Jersey girls etc. - call for a new investigation ?
Comments ?

I thought she looked better before her implants. It's hard to find those pictures, because she got them before she got "big", but they're out there. Her implants, left to hang, look pretty bad. That's why she's holding them up in all these pictures.

It's interesting how she's actually quite soft spoken and shy.

Gr8 points #47-48... Very perceptive.

Oh, and - by the way - ...Inside job ?

As Digby O'Dell might say, she looks, "good, very natural". Look it up.

Wow. #50 Urbanspaceman.Wow. We may have something in common here.
I may feel a real 'connection'
So. Like - "inside job" . Look it up.

I see stars on her boobies so I dont know why you guys are talking about nipples. I see no nipples. :(

Dita fucked Hitlers corpse.

Playboy India might finally get Rachel Evan Wood to do that shoot after this.

Gr8 points all # 52-54.
Welcome to the site. (are you new here?)
Inside job ?

#49: Yeah because some of us actually have an alternative point other than simply "B00BZ".

If you'd like to know where the sensitive parts on a woman are, I suggest you watch some late night television that should give you a head start.

# 56.
What you twying to say here exactwee ?
Inside job ?

what the fuck is this "inside job" crap?

I think she looks fantastic-I even love her Bettie Page pic. I think U.S. Playboy would be so much hotter if they actually did retro 40's and 50's throwback shoots like these.

And what the hell's wrong with her nips?

But then you get to thinking she let Marilyn Manson put his cock in her,and that just ruins it.

December 2002 issue of playboy. (Which, thank the heavens I saved). To each their own, I effing love her. I'd love for her to be my girlfriend. I'd give up sex with the hubby for a year, for one night with her.... (at the risk of sounding uber creepy)

Yeah I would like to put a few things inside her.

She's got a nice pair of Von Terts.

it puts its lotion on its skin.

> Its time for the 15 years old virgin to shine with their pearl necklace and anal sex comment.

What's wrong with pearl necklaces and anal sex? My wife and I dig that stuff -- she got me into it, in fact. Sketching Hawaii on your woman's neck and ramming her ass is nasty as fuck and fun as hell.

> Where's the love for the pepperoni nips?

Right here. I don't want boy nipples on the tits I suck -- I like them bold and feminine, not shy and androgynous.

Soowee
Got called away.
So # 58 I'm guessing you're emotionally having a few problems with the 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure' thing.
And can't quite relate to ' Dita Von Teese' tits thing.
And I'm guessing you're American ?

Or Israeli ?
Give me a bone here.
Inside job ?

sieg heil- funny shit. ey.. her tits are doing a little sieg heil too, yea?

Randal, you are too classy for this site. love you, love your commentary

Kreskin: Hey wait a sec.
No. I have nothing.
Hey. I just read about Publisher's Weekly 'pick of the week'.
No. I have nothing.

@43 yeah but it's not the same cos you're a dude.

#24

I have no qualms about breasts that appear to resemble "two gormless eyes staring vacantly" if they look like that. Perhaps a balance can be ascertained, and they would assume more of a pulchritudinous nature with my semen splashed across them.

Binky: Look Kreskin. The 'street ' says you've had Alzheimer's for a number of years. Personwooly, as those Chinese guys say - I'm wondering how you still get work as a mentalist. Like who hires a mentalist with Alzheimer's ?
Kreskin : I still get work.
Cliff Notes : Inside job ?
Kreskin : Inside job.

she was toatlly nude in penthouse 2 years ago...clam and all. screw playboy!

#24- what's a gormless eye??????

So # 75.
Inside job ?

U 2 # 76.
Inside job ?

Personally, I would have iced those nips down for the shots. Love the size, need more pointy though and would match the boots more.

btw - I'd hit it.

Gr8 points all # 79.
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure - you know - that type of thing.
Comments ?

well then.

the german superficial is called viply.de, but it isn't funny..

So. #81 Gr8 contribution to the human condition. !!
Oh. Sorry. Hold on.
This woman with the signals keeps signalling me.
W@ait a sec. I'm going to get this...
An inside WHAt ?

Cliff Notes : 'Job'

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I was wondering when you were showing up Lucifer.
Inside job ?

What's wrong with you people? Can't take a woman over 30? Prefer little doughy 18-year olds?

Dita is perfect: perfect hair, face, breasts, retro style, burlesque dance. She's amazing - a living art form.

beautiful photos, I think the breast shots really soften her up.

Nice I loves me some Dita.

Her areolas are just fine, in fact they are the hottest part of her boobs. I think she is kind of ugly, but her boobs look better than usual in this shoot, normally i don't like implants. You guys who hate big nips are gay.

The big nipple comments are making me laugh. Have you guys ever seen a real, actual breast in your lives? If you did, you'd know that a lot of women out there have areolas that look like hers.

um......Dita was on the cover of Playboy in the U.S. in December 2002

Is it just me or does she look an awful lot like Barbra Streisand in the first pic? Ew

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Most guys like "cute" little areolas, because it enhances the largeness of the breast. However most women have areolas about this size. I think they're hot large.

I just got an inside job.

Unsatisfied.

Knee ya ha-ha's not all what she's cracked up to be. Gimme me my "fi dolla" back.

Bitch.

Christ, she's gogeous. I opened up a full size photo and at the top there was a link that said "Back to Entry", I clicked it and far from showing me her entry it took me back to the post.
Come on Superficial person, fix that link!

Let's see if the Americans can say "shock and awe" and then drop bombs all over innocent Iraqis, I say we can say whatever the fuck we want to.
Don't like it? Put your little beany on your pointy head and you know what country (Yahweh's) you can go to.

she is beyond beautiful!

Settle down, people. She's done hard-core porn. Granted, it's girls only, (no problem there!) but it's pretty heady stuff.

Not all women have areolas the size of dimes. Hers are quite normal and a nice light color. The only reason they stand out is because the norm of published nudity is tiny everything (except huge ugly plastic breasts). Stop jacking off to mags and get a real date and you'll see.

Between Seig Heil, and the blantant commercialism, I think its time to abandon the fish.

@bob - November 25, 2008 7:49 PM
"whats wrong with her nipples?.... why is every one saying they look big and ugly, "i disagree.

Thats because the individuals making the comments aren't used to seeing breasts in real life and are unaware of what nipples look like unless they are erect as seen in pr0n.

I think @100. Stephanie hit the nail on the head with her comment. IMHO the pictures look AMAZING.

@ 90. kitty_kat - November 26, 2008 2:29 AM
"The big nipple comments are making me laugh. Have you guys ever seen a real, actual breast in your lives? If you did, you'd know that a lot of women out there have areolas that look like hers."

QFT. I'm beginning to think NO. Most breasts in a non aroused state look like this. I'm thinking many of the posters here need to study up on human anatomy. Seriously. The comments here are showing a sad lack of knowledge of human basics.

kitty_kat
let's see some proof: come on, post those kitty titties!
(ps - where do you see all of your naked areolas?)

Dita,

You pale fat porker, lay off the mashed potatoes and stuffing this year and stick with a small piece of turkey, you're flabtastic figure is a disgrace and an affront to young girls everywhere who should be shamed into a size 0 for the sake of all men in the world. Your cow udders are grotesque and bloated like your hips and ass. You are a fatty-fat-fat piggy who should be put on a diet pronto or Old MacDonald will have a new oinker in his sty tomorrow.

Your face sucks too. Get some sun, Ringo.

XOXOXOXO

- Randal

Boring! Playboy is like Maxium now, the world wants shock value! maybe if she was naked walking on the streets of new york or in a gangbang with 10 dudes then people be like "wow what a slut!" but here it's just a boring slut showing off her boobs.{ BLACK FRIDAY DEALS -Click on My Name}

She is beautiful and I love her retro smut style. Tits are perfectly hot!

Dita Von Ta Ta's

I'm impressed you managed to translate The superficial into german.

Here are her Penthouse pics:
http://www.right-thoughts.us/index.php/gallery/cat/C15/

And here's one of Dita's porns:
http://www.dayshot.com/?vid=839

Google video search them -- I found a masturbation on on the first page of results.

#106 - I'd like to deal you a smack, you fucking spam douche.

Great fucking rack!

ugh enough with the "at least they're not boy nipples" comments. i have small nipples on small boobs...not much i can do about because i am definitely not into implants - natural is better. and hey my boos are perky =). haha

#114 - Boos? So small you can't even put on the last "b"? Or are they just that scary? I kid of course. Small (ahem) boos are cute, but you better have a fat ass.

This woman is not attractive. I am not saying she is ugly, but she is not at all pretty, hot, or pleasant looking. I don't get people's fascination with her at all..... Her only talent is being pale, wearing old clothes, wearing outdated makeup, and swishing her boobs around on stage... and may i mention again that she isn't even beautiful.

She is so beautiful. That cover is pure style and elegance....something you'd never see on an American Playboy (although, the 1 she was in over here was beautiful too). I'm a straight female, but I can appreciate how stunning Ms. Teese is - Hell, I just wish I looked like her!

elliot_spitz_on_her_ - correction *boobs*....and actually i do have a pretty nice booty ;-)

" 14. Erin - November 25, 2008 6:28 PM

They tried to make her look like Bettie Page in the second one. "

Erin, you must not be familiar with Dita Von Teese's catalog of "work". Impersonating Betty Page is 100% of her schtick, always has been.

Also, I really wasn't aware we were mired in some kind of shortage of nude photos of Dita. She's a fucking porn actress for gods sake. OOH! A porn actress bares her boobs in German Playboy...stop the god damned presses!!!

I'd say something but I have Dita's boobs in my face right now ... time for motorboat noises.

I don't know what's wrong with you. She is extremely beautiful. Even when naked she remains classy.

#121
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What's up with all the tit-hating nancy-boys posting on here? I would sew my mouth to those in a heartbeat. Then I would start her on a steady diet of baby gravy.

What is truly bizarre to me is this continued confusion of "nipple" with "areola".

I was almost surprised that someone actually got it right, but then I realized they were female.

To the Superficial writer and males everywhere: the nipple is the tiny protruding (or inverted, depending on the breast) bit of flesh that is typically the darkest part of the breast. It is the part that babies suck for milk and men suck to give women pleasure.

The areola, on the other hand, is the ring of color AROUND the nipple, not the nipple itself. As in the pink or brown or even black ring of color around the nipple. Saying that a woman's "nipples are the size of dinner plates" is retarded and incredibly inaccurate. Unless you think that that is humanely possible, which is isn't unless you have a serious deformity.

Please please please learn the difference because really, you just sound like an idiot. Nipple and areola are not interchangeable.

she has a nice body and it's sexy for sex's sake. Not beautiful in a natural way (too much make-up).

What is unattractive to me about the nipples/areolas is the paleness of them. If they were darker she would be hotter. PALE pale baby aspirin pink nipples kind of freak me out. BUT that doesn't mean she might not turn someone else on. To each his own.

Who the f#*k is Dita Von Teese?

#129 - She's a highly-overrated, albino stripper.

Are american TITS cursed or something?

She's all good and all, but looks like she would require Social Distortion or the Brian Setzer Orchestra playing in the background as you drill her.

I had this chicks pussy lips on my face for a buck. I was a bouncer at the Platinum club in E St Louis in late 90's....Shes just a stripper yall.

What is supposed to be wrong with her nipples? Wow, that's reaching. her breasts are gorgeous. Wtf?

Since when are these "nipples the size of dinner plates"? Has the person who wrote this article seen real breasts?

man, you must be a virgin if you're dissing dita's tits.
you're being waaaaay too picky.
like most of you could get anyone that's hot enough to be in playboy.
pffffft.
dita is gorgoeous(: