Nov 10 2008Denise Richards inspired by Madonna
Denise Richards caught the LA show of Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour and found herself uplifted by the decaying figure pretending to play the guitar. Us Magazine reports:
"You feel lazy watching her because you gotta get off your butt and just work," she told Usmagazine.com at club Tao's three-year anniversary in Las Vegas over the weekend.
Richards added that the singer (who recently announced her divorce from Guy Ritchie) "is really an inspiration for everyone."
Meanwhile, Richards said she can't wait to get behind the camera to film the second season of her E! reality show It's Complicated. How is this season going to be different?
"As my life changes, season two will be different because different things happen, and it's a reality show," she told Us.
And who isn't looking forward to season two of Denise Richards: It's Complicated? I can't wait to watch Denise turn herself into a sinewy mummy ala Madonna only to have her show canceled when half her audience accidentally swallows quarters. Because, seriously, who the fuck is watching this thing? I had no idea there was a built in demographic who wants to incessantly hear how Charlie Sheen is a shitty dad because he masturbates to gay porn all day. I mean, c'mon, folks. That hasn't stopped The Geekologie Writer from raising three lovely children.
EDIT: Goldfish. Three lovely goldfish.
Reader Comments
1. Maureen - November 10, 2008 2:12 PM
Are her eyes a little off?
2. No Way - November 10, 2008 2:14 PM
Is it just me or are her eyes a little off?
3. yeah, I did it - November 10, 2008 2:19 PM
Not sure, but I'm thinking her eyes might be just a little off...... :)
4. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 2:20 PM
No, she's on acid..
5. Charlie Sheen - November 10, 2008 2:24 PM
I skeeted into her eyes so many times they don't focus properly anymore.
And hey, Denise, glad you're inspired by Madonna, and good luck with the steroids and the weight lifting and the whole turn-into-a-man thing. Looks like I got out just in time. Nah, just kidding - you'll keeping sitting on your bony ass and doing drugs and acting like a psychobitch. If that giant mouth hadn't been so great for taking both my cock and balls, I wouldn't have given you a second look.
6. Kahlee - November 10, 2008 2:27 PM
I can't stand her nose. Its weird and pointy, but not in a natural way.
7. Sport - November 10, 2008 2:37 PM
She is a mess, along with anyone who thinks the Crypt Keeper is anything but a totally fucking spent 1990's abomination.
8. amanda - November 10, 2008 2:47 PM
"As my life changes, season two will be different because different things happen, and it's a reality show,"
I guess when you ask a really dumb question to a really dumb person you get a really dumb answer.
9. Parker - November 10, 2008 2:58 PM
I want to bend her over and fuck her in the ass until those bug eyes of hers pop out.
10. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 3:03 PM
Dont let the looks fool you, you can tell a lot about a woman from the man she married or bang...
11. Melf - November 10, 2008 3:11 PM
I used to hate Denise and think she was a total Hollywood tard. But one night of total boredom her show came on, And I actually ended up liking the girl. Yes shes a little ditzy and odd, but she seems very down to earth and normal. She really didn't put on a big " I'm famous and rich and have all the money in the world act.... like example Mrs. Hilton and her stupid shows.
And I did end up watching the whole denise it's complicated season.
12. ph7 - November 10, 2008 3:14 PM
She looks OLD.
13. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 3:17 PM
LOL at #8
14. Randal - November 10, 2008 3:35 PM
Denise, you're looking as beautiful since the first day you stepped into the entertainment industry. Over the years, you've proved to be a staying power as a female celebrity and actress, as well as a perfect face on magazine covers.
Keep smiling, sunshine.
Randal
15. Ann - November 10, 2008 3:37 PM
I can't believe they gave this ditz another season of that crap show!! Who really watches it?! I'd say only ryan seacrest apparently!!
16. anonymous - November 10, 2008 3:41 PM
Oh please #14 you must be on drugs! Denise does not have any talent and is not considered a celebrity or an actress! She really just needs to give it up!!
17. ivan - November 10, 2008 3:41 PM
Wow!
She's old, stupid, and uninteresting.
Just like Madonna.
Denise needed to have developed a personality before hitting the sag-zone.
I am sooooooooooooooooo flaccid right now.
18. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 3:42 PM
Hey Veggi, is it happy hour yet?
19. ivan - November 10, 2008 3:44 PM
Randal (#14) is either on crack or unabashedly gay.
Either way, he's sucking on something.
20. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 3:45 PM
#16, #14 isn't real. Just some weirdo.
Veg, where'd you go??? I got us kamikazes or however you spell that..
21. havoc - November 10, 2008 3:47 PM
Head. Case.
.
22. Turd Ferguson - November 10, 2008 3:50 PM
Is it just me or is she and mikey jackson starting to look alike?
23. Jimbo - November 10, 2008 3:59 PM
What's up FRIST? Where have you been??
24. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:00 PM
Jimbo, I just emailed you!!!!!
Would you like veggi's kamikaze? She bailed on me.. :(
25. stickykeys - November 10, 2008 4:03 PM
the lights are on, but no one's home...
26. ummm...yeah - November 10, 2008 4:04 PM
Die Randal!!!!!!!!!!
27. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:07 PM
Well, I'm gonna go now......bye..
28. Emilio Estevez - November 10, 2008 4:31 PM
C'mon Denise! Charlie said I could take a crack at you now. My ball juice is choc full of vitimins, nutrients and free-radicals! And it won't sting your eyes the way Charlie's did.
29. Judas - November 10, 2008 4:38 PM
Gotta love those damned christstain crosses and trinkets; the sure sign of a slut. An ignorant slut.
30. Stoney - November 10, 2008 5:01 PM
She looks like she smoked a big ole blunt in pic 4.
Right on, Denise. Keep on tokin!
31. supersex - November 10, 2008 5:49 PM
i'd fuck her eyes straight!
32. bangbang - November 10, 2008 7:12 PM
"decaying figure pretending to play the guitar"
AHAHAHAH ROFLMAO
fucking love it
33. NATALIE - November 10, 2008 7:35 PM
is it me or does she look like a blonde Michael Jackson? Any one see that in the first pic!
34. traccy - November 10, 2008 9:23 PM
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it! Does she want to hook up with rich guys?
35. Sparky - November 10, 2008 9:45 PM
whore's back!
36. Dee - November 10, 2008 11:44 PM
One stupid twat is inspried by another stupid twat..gee that's refreshing..who's the blonde she's with, she's wearing a wedding ring, careful honey, she is just trying to get down YOUR husband's pants now!
37. bitemebitch - November 11, 2008 1:39 AM
what the f**k is this bitch on?
38. bitemebitch - November 11, 2008 1:39 AM
what the f**k is this bitch on?
39. kiss - November 11, 2008 9:39 AM
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site ____S e e k a m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m _____.last week. I am wondering what kind of
relationship
she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
40. sapphire eyes - November 11, 2008 10:17 AM
Was she "inspired" by Madonna's extensive plastic surgery and Botoxing? Seriously, her forehead looks as if it has been stapled to her skull.
***shudder***