Nov 10 2008Danielle Lloyd appreciates the ancient art of breasts and ale

mmmmmm....cheap and greasy....uuuuuuuuuuuugghhhhhhh

uurrrr. not my cuppa tea

It's not an ale, Fish, it's a stout. You're obviously not Irish because you'd know this and you'd be funny and write well.

Im glad she enjoy a frosty finish in public but what about in private? which is very crucial!

You why this girl is so wonderful? she looks pleasant and we know nothing about her!

Aw yeah.....

Nice and sweaty....

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If Fish were Irish he'd also know about the Irish boomerang - when you throw it, it doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to.

Where have they been hiding all of these good looking women in England??

Dammit English & Irish girls aren't supposed to be tan. I like my Asian and black girls brown and my white lasses fair. Natural's always hotter.

Danielle Lloyd, Llanielle Doyd, I don't care. I would do them both!

Pic #2 was a potential nipslip.

Ted, That is damn close to a nip slip..

Something has happened to the REAL Superficial writer.
The real Fish writer would have spelled 'revoluationary' right.

Spell it with me fake Fish writer R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N-A-R-Y.

Will the real Superficial writer, please stand up.

umm....ok. But when I look at her it's more like "Former Miss England 2004 and British glamour model and typical chick I see at the bars near Florida State University Danielle Lloyd."

Guinness is a stout not an ale.

ok what the hell i guess i would fuck her

Looks like the fake tatas are beginning to show signs of deformity.

with a body like that you would expect to see her on

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Guinness is a great beer but it's not cheap beer, especially when purchased in tall boy cans. Four cans can easily be $10 or more in some places. You're better off getting it in a dry glass at the pub instead of from the can anyhow.

Randal

I agree with the writer and this is why I like to show cleavage and drink good beer like Guiness, but my breasts are real.

Randal, I know who you are. Stoppit. You KNOW I know who you are.

I liked her much better blonde.

I don't like eating dinner at mymom's. she thinks that every day is thanksgiving. Now I'm 2 pounds heavier... :(

I like the Guiness in the can, with the widget.
Unless you're in Ireland. Then the stuff on tap is ok.
(Just in case anyone was wondering...that type of thing)

#3/ #15...a stout is a style of ale, you morons.

Go re-learn your beer hierarchy.

But the WII she has....whoa that is one piece of shit right there. I wouldn't reccommend it to mty 5 yr old nephew (even though he loves it)

a stout is an ale but an ale isn't necessarily a stout

25 is my new hero

I could use a stout right about now..

Oh. Frist. Congrats on your engagement !! All the best !!! (You're one of the only people here who talks to me.)( Well ok other than those Chinese guys and Cliff Notes. ) (Like where did Barbado Slim, sid, etc go ?)(Well ok and Ted from LA)
Congrats !! And where did you get the dead baby thingie for your profile ? I'm going to miss that good ol' skull !! Life marches on I suppose....
I'm trying your slow cook masala recipe this week - will let you know how it goes...

Nice big shameless advertisement for that "Horse-Piss" she's drinking
That's the nastiest crap I ever mistakenly drank for beer in my life.
Swear to god the bottom of my glass had twigs, leaves mud left in it

I don't like this girl. She came across as such a bitch on celebrity big brother. Giving British girls a bad name.

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Guinness is stout.

I doubt she even liked it too. All for cameras.

Danielle Lloyd, Danielle Lloyd
The perfect study for Sigmund Freud.
Your head is an empty, wasteless void,
It's that staggering rack we can't avoid.

Fin

GuiNNess. Please don't blaspheme when it comes to important matters.

That bitch looks like she hates that fucking beer/stout/ale, whatfuckingever!
She also has man hands!
Bloody Bitch!

How can her teeth be white but still fucked up?

Oh right, she's British. They did the best they could with the teeth. For some pretty choppers, please see any American hottie such as Jessica Simpson.

fish, you should post the pics of suri going ape shit on katie holmes (well, as ape shit as an alien baby can go). they're hilarious.

I haven't read all of these comments with any strict thoroughness but I believe I might be the first to say that I would like to shag that tart rotten.

She doesn't like Guinness, you say? Shame.

MY FIANCE HAS ONLY ONE TESTICLE!!!

{hahaha, he was lookin' over my shoulder}

Yeah those are funny pictures of Suri! She looks like she's summoning Zorg to shoot some death rays at her mom.

{but it's true and a good thing - I sure as hell don't want any more kids!!! I've got one too many!!!}

Well, I had no choice. Time to get rid of that monster meal at mom's. No fuckin' way I'll look fat in my wedding dress!!! I guess there's always exercising or even having some self-restraint, but fuck that - in honor of the Superfish, I'm doing this Britney-style! Mom's getting up their in years so she has lots of one of the two products they advertise all the time on TV for the elderly (laxatives, not adult diapers...yet), and I totally binged on her stash. I only hope that it doesn't hit suddenl--pfffft...PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB...PBRRRRBRBRBRB....squirt...squirt...PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!...pfft...

(wipe)
(wipe)
(wipe)
(wi..PPHTPHTOPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT...PLOP PLOP

PLOP...pfffft...bloop...bloop...bleep...

PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!

She looks like she uses Guinness for tanning lotion.

Hey #33, #34,

Fuck you, you dirty fucking gook. Go Kamikaze off the nearest tall building please.

#47, you are a retard. You fool nobody.

Miss England, 2008 something or another, yadda yadda finger in my ass.

She's not from England, here's why.....

1.) She's not a darkie, her skin is white. Hello?? Thats your first clue. All hot chicks in England have East Indian genetics, look it up you hindi racist!
2.) Her boobs are not as big as her head. Note to the homeboys in Compton, chicks from England have really, really big boobs.
3.) Teeth are somewhat white and have a modicum of straightness. By law, teeth braces are not allowed by law in the entire realm! Queen Elizabeth, trying to comfort her retarded eldest son, outlawed braces in late 1967. Keith Richards signed the proclamation and David St. Hubben's signed it into law. True story.

Are those breasts new? They look painfully tight and as unyielding as Barbie's. Mine, being natural, are soft and pliant. Think about it...

Irish stout or dry stout (in Irish, leann dubh, "black ale") is very dark or rich in colour and it often has a "toast" or coffee-like taste. The most famous example, Guinness, is from Ireland. Its alcoholic content and "dry" flavour are both characterized as light, although it varies from country to country.

I just want to know where in the world she got this dress! I am OBSESSED and I MUST have it

if your asian or black
you wont get any of her crack
because she hates the darkies
so deal with that!

YES ITS A TYPE OF ALE BUT HERE IN IRELAND WE CALL IT STOUT.

as that is what its called!!!

you wouldn't ask for a spirit without classifying if its vodka/gin/rum or not would you?!

Guinness = Stout. the end.

I need to know where to find this dress! I am OBSESSED and I MUST have it!!!!

yes its a very good dress

Way to kill a clever dialogue with a poop joke

When I look at that dress and her breasts hanging out from it, I have to ask myself, "inside job?"

She is quite stunning :D

to end it once and for all. Guinness is both an ale and a stout. an ale can be a stout, but it isn't always.

Guiness=stout=ale. So don't get picky if Fish wrote ale, since it is.

also i find this girl oddly attractive and yet highly repulsive at the same time.

ugly as a mayonnaise potato

That girl's damn hot and any guy who says otherwise should go back to fagglerock.

Sam Adams didn't invent beer!
Beer itself originated in the area around Egypt and Mesopotamia, dating as far back as the BC's. Celtic and Germanic tribes spread it throughout Europe, and ultimately German immigrants brought it to the American midwest (ever wondered about all those German-sounding brand names and cities in the Midwest?)
Fun fact.
Back to the other fun stuff--- Gossip!!

All these celebs look exactly the same. I miss the time before plastic surgery became such an every day thing - when people were so much more authentic.

She barely passes my currently low standards, but I'd do her just to show her how life can be good. And I'd have some Guiness as well.

Hey numb nuts, Guiness is a stout, not an ale.

Guinnesss is porter, not ale.

The cheap look is "HOT" again in america, folks?

does any one know where she got that dress?

or who made it?

Stop being such an oxygen thief and do us all a favour!

I love it when chicks drink pints, just shows that they are not as precious as they look.

Who is this The Real First? Ol fat mama? Ugly as bucket? More info pls before you continua.

sssssssexy sexy ... and damn that's a killer dress. looks like one of kira plastinina's but a lil better. cheers beer girl!

Guinness isn't ale, dipshit.

she totally looks like a Lisa Marie Presley / Drew Barrymore hybrid. with WAY too much self tanner.

I'd give my left arm for a flick of her and Lanny Barbie doing lesbian porn. They're practically twins.

Guinnes is not an ale, but that's been covered. I can't believe nobody has mentioned that she's taking a sip of it before its settled. That's REALLY pathetic. Somebody needed to tell her to wait until it turns black.

Shes an air head the guy with her looks cute, is that her latest fling? prob so i know she gets around!!!!