Nov 23 2008Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting

I'd possibly risk jailtime for that. Her AND her bank account.

Pray for mimi!

She's 16 years old and already have cellulite??? (Pic # 2)

i;m pretty sure those photographers crouching in front of her got a crotch shot. how could they NOT, her dress is practically non-existent.

She's is just 16 and already have cellulite??? Pic #2

That's sick. I would say she will definately be the next Lindsay Lohan.

blah blah.
Don't care for her.

at the moment.. she is beautiful.. but like lindsay lohan, she will crumble.

God will someone ban this dating site spammer???? PLEASE!?

Yet another f-tard "celeb parent" throwing wads of things at their child. Yeah, that outta work out real well. You know, having her actually get a job, save money, grow as a person, learn the value of herself and others isn't what they have, what they look like or what they wear - well, who the fuck would want THAT for their kid?

I used to think paris Hilton was the hottest thing ever.

As she's getting older, it doesn't seem quite so effortless anymore. She looks like she tries really hard...

I used to think paris Hilton was the hottest thing ever.

As she's getting older, it doesn't seem quite so effortless anymore. She looks like she tries really hard...

Laura,
You've got to be shitting me, right?

Seriously? T.I.? Two cars? Underwear models dating jailbait?

How much of that does this girl actually need? Why would anyone who is single and *16* even need two cars?

Her parents spoiled that girl silly... Watch her in a couple years, when she has to learn to be a grown-up and discover other survival techniques than clacking your heels and saying "Daddy!".

When she was 9, she actually got a unicorn. Just because it was Thursday. Then Madonna broke into the barn and drank its blood.

Seriously? T.I.? Two cars? Underwear models dating jailbait?

How much of that does this girl actually need? Why would anyone who is single and *16* even need two cars?

Her parents spoiled that girl silly... Watch her in a couple years, when she has to learn to be a grown-up and discover other survival techniques than clacking your heels and saying "Daddy!".

When she was 9, she actually got a unicorn. Just because it was Thursday. Then Madonna broke into the barn and drank its blood.

who the fuck & what the fuck

Praying for Laura.

yeah, shes pretty hot, id hit it...what? 16 you say?

BRB FBI

Laura needs to lay off of the crack.

Rosa needs to be kicked in the Va Jay Jay

Hey, it's that Paris Hilton's my BFF girl! Behind Paris!

Justin still has Billy Ray Cyrus's lipstick all over him!

does it ever bode well to name your daughter after not one, but TWO different crazymakin' street drugs?!

"You've got to be shitting me, right?"

Don't worry, Ted, I'd never shit my favorite turd!

she has great legs though.

give her a break: if your parents were as loaded as her parents are, im sure they;d spoil you too. i mean, its her 16th birthday and her dads a famous millionaire designer. if she didnt have a party like this, id be surprised. ya know?

#24 = lolz

#14 madonna + unicorn= awesome

It isnt surprising that's she's a sad spectacle of a stereotype. What is surprising is that I looked at most of the pics.

Is Audigier really famous ? I thought that guy was an imposter, i mean in France he's a total jerk.

So,
Sometimes America we feel you go a bit -'off topic[' as they say in the industwee.
Like #1-28 - Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure? molten metal in the ruins,?stand down of NORAD? gravity? that type of thing ?
Comments ?

OF COURSE justin was there.. he just loves the young ones, doesn't he??

What a fuckin waste...

Gr8 points all # 30-31,,,,,
iNSIDE JOB?

Inside job it was, Binkster.

Well. Ok. I think the point these Chinese guys are trying to make is steel framed buildings don't suddenly collapse because of fire - much like your gas stove doesn't suddenly collapse because of fire.

I thought this little chick was hot until I saw pic 2, and her cellulite made me gag. Hate to see what she's going to look like at 26.

Well # 33 Mr, Notes. Gr8 ! What are you weelee trying to say here exactly ?
(Cheers Ted.)
Inside job ?

Inside job.

Hey this chick is a hot little number. Paris? She's tired and has a beak for a nose.

Kreskin :So Bond # 37.... I'm predicting you'll never be here again....
Inside job ?

So...the more I ,like, reach 'waking state' the more I realize I don;t know who this chick at the top of this drivel is - or care.
But. Ok. = it's me Kreskin.
And I must admit I couldn't predict that 'free fall collapse speed though undamaged steel structure stuff.'
(So sue me)

That bitch is wearing the christian louboutin shoes I want, rob her!

Great, another brat who gets the world delivered to her on a silver plate. She looks like she would deserve a solid spanking.

Gr8 idea Tina....
Inside job ?

So - Corny # 41. Very spanky.....
Inside job ?

Dont worry guys, the spoiled brat got whats coming to her, they had the car tricked out at Unique Autosports im sure, which means its got spray painted parts all over the inside and will most likely fall apart in a week.

I like her and think she is damn sexy, no sane guy here would pass up the opportunity to get with her.
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#1 Jailtime ? What for, she is 16 ?

Oh yes, I forgot. The US is a ridiculous puritanical country who tries to pretend that people aren't sexually active until 18, and don't drink until 21. Fine to go off to another country and murder someone, drive a car, or handle a gun before then though.

Just turning 16 and you can see that she has implants, her boobs have that ridge on top that real boobs don't have.

uber jealous, stop your bitching, she's having fun.

People who are saying she is hot are obviously brain washed. Just because she's blonde and wears mascara doesn't make her hot. I actually think she looks a bit chubby, see picture 2 at her face.

America still hasn't enough LOSERS, folks?

@ 49: she might seem a bit chubby in the face because she is 16!!! and didn't take the amount of coke that Paris took in her life (yet).
and by the way......why should 'a bit chubby' directly be connected to 'not hot'???? Now that's what I call brainwashed!!!

#4 I'm and photographer and fuck yeah. It's the only reason you become a photographer.

#4 I'm and photographer and fuck yeah. It's the only reason you become a photographer.

If she was a couple years older I'd fuck her ass for sure. Look at those thick little thighs and tell me two years from now that her ass won't have the tightest little butthole in town.

Push up bra or real tits? Great legs. She has a hot body & sexy face. How soon before we discover that she likes to go comando like Paris? They would look great in a 69 together.

Not this shit again.

Not this shit again.

Crystal Rock? Wow, that's a horrible name. Poor little rich girl.

Today's society is kinda fucked up. I don't know if she's a spoiled brat or anything, but c'mon, I'm just gonna assume she is.

The Superficial needs to learn to spell ! NOT Mazal Tov ... It's Mazel Tov !!

Ahhhh... the passing of the whore baton... a time honored tradition to be sure, replete with extreme douchiness and just a bit of that fishy odoriferousness.

Perhaps a more thoughtful gift would have been a lifetime supply of Valtrex.

Paris isn't commando - she has a thong on. Look at pix #14. Strippers and skank for your 16th. Wow. Glad to know her parents really care about her. At least Miley had Disney throw her party! Clean wholesome fun, that's what I say. But then again, I guess her boyfriend likes em' nasty. Ewe.

Oh, great. Another spoiled douchebag with a rich daddy. Can't get enough of them.

Sweet that is Lauren in the background with Paris, meaning she is the winner of my new BFF and the show has not yet finished airing.

When I was 16 I got a Happy B-Day wish and a cigarette burn. Thanks Dad!

Let's begin the countdown to when she makes the news and embarrasses her entire family. Ready....Go!

Not to mention he got her every little girl's dream -- free sweat stains.

pray for Binky

is that vagina behind paris hilton in the third to last picture? or panties?

is that vagina behind paris hilton in the third to last picture? or panties?

I guess other herpes laden vaginas are now flocking to their queen Paris. Look at the one flinging itself at Paris in pic#14. My eyes...

Holy SHIT!! Great job on these FISH!

She looks like a dirty girl already. I bet she's already fucked like 8 dudes and at least one lezbo experience under her belt

never heard of em.

I am so happy my parents never threw me a 'look-how-much-money-we-have' - theme party! Real party's where people get drunk and dance their ass off BECAUSE they have FUN are so much better!!!!!!!

PARIS LOOKS PREGGORS IN PIC 6!!!!!

Crystal Rock is hot. Her tits are real. Her face is cute. She has great legs and thighs. Whoever gets to fuck her is in for a real treat. Best fuck I ever had was a 16 year old girl wearing spiked heels. We were in the back of her dad's car. Tenth grade. Awesome. This little bitch just got me really horny.

#77 - You did report your address to the authorities when you moved in, right?

I love how jealous you all are. Don't hate on her because you have to stand in line for bread and soup. Assholes. Some people are born lucky, while others (like you) are born ugly.

SHE NEEDS TO BE SODOMIZED AND THEN SLAPPED ON THE ASS AND SENT TO BACK TO SCHOOL!! FILL THAT BUTT WITH MY MAN-JUICE.

can't wait till she shows up getting DP'd in some leaked sex tape. hot little thing.

WARNING - WARNING

I AM A PAEDOPHILE

WARNING - WARNING

This are the people we need to tax the shit out of them. What a waste of money!!

leave her the fuck alone, she looks amazing. it's unreal how much jelousy you all have ?
x

Who the hell keeps talking about the girl having cellulite? She doesn't have cellulite...she's sitting down you idiots. Unless your body is completely hard with nothing but muscle that is going to happen when you sit down. Not even Jessica Biel (hardest female body in Hollywood) wouldn't have the sitting down. I'm just laughing because those of you saying that are the ugly ones who spend your nights alone eating TV dinners...keep complaining about the level you will never achieve!

you know i was at this party, and the girl was on stage when ti was performing. she looked miserable.

you know i was at this party, and the girl was on stage when ti was performing. she looked miserable.

I've insulted the greedy dumb shallow n iggers that fish deems to post on here, so in the interest of fairness let me say:I hate this person. If I were Emperor the Nigs would be back in the fields, to teach them some humility, but this fool would be strapped to a crucifix alongside I-95. Can't we turn on the shallow and useless in this world at long last? The Sports star, the Pampered Rich Girl. Why?

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that he named his daughter after one of the street names for Meth?

#85: right on!

to the rest of the haters riffing on pic #2: this girl just turned 16. which means, a few days ago, she was FIFTEEN. so even if she does have a little fat on her, it's baby fat, for ghod's sake. she's cute as hell. she'll grow out of it if she wants (or NOT, which is just fine, too...)

fuck alla yallz...

#89: That's because fucking her 16 year old pussy is the equivalent of the high you get doing speed.

Her named her after the street name for meth because fucking her would be the equivalent of the high you would get doing it.

Crystal is ridiculously hot. I bet every teenage boy who comes within fifty feet of her goes home and jerks off to the thought of her.

When 16 year girls stop parading around like pornstars is when I'll stop thinking about them that way. This girl is SEXY. What else am I supposed to do when looking at these pictures of her. She's got on a minidress and five inch fuck me heels, her hands on her hips, and she's looking back at the camera like she's daring it to whip out its cock. Any of you think this teen queen hasn't had a dick in her mouth that wasn't attached to a guy over the age of 18 is fucking silly.

Ghita: Her sixteen year old pussy is the equivalent of 20 years for rape. No thanks.

Thom Powers,
It's a free country. The girl can dress as she pleases but if you lay your cock on her, you're in jail.

The reason you find her attractive is because you and several other sheep we call men that cannot for the life of them see right through the facade and lies spun by the spiders that are attempting to cocoon your logic with the silk of their deceit.

It seems nice to blame a child for your uncontrollable hard ons and I'd bet your one of those who despise the brainless tarts of today's world who swoon over that average looking man in Robert Pattison but your actions/thoughts are the same as them, only you are an adult.

So is Paris passing along the skank torch to her?

#96: Whatever, dude. She's fucking hot. And the fact that you're hanging around this thread and looking at the pictures means your headspace isn't as clean and sterile as you make it out to be. You see, we can THINK whatever we want. Of course if it was up to people like you, we would all live in a phildickian world where people can be prosecuted for the contents of their psyche, which is ten times more creepy than any dude looking at pictures of a smoking hot 16 year old girl all dolled up and thinking naughty thoughts. You're the perverse one, Big Brother. And btw: I think Bobby Pattinson is hot, yo, because I like to suck cock too, so I get his appeal, your fucking buffoon. Now commence with your non-sequitorial mode of thought, Rove Jr.

@96: "Lay your cock on her." Yeah, like any loser who comes to this site is going to get within spitting distance of this cooz. Your the one who sounds delusional. I mean, what the fuck are you talking about? So no one is allowed to look at these pictures? Who made you the Superficial Police? Why don't you go bacjk to praying to Jesus that Prop 8 was passed, dork.

the kardashian girl looks kinds of like a cross between juliette lewis and rachael ray...

First of all, Paul Williams, I am of the female sex. And you are right about one thing, you are allowed to think what you please but the media has obviously tampered with your mind in some way or the other and will continue to do so with a plethora of it's ideologies and standards. It is the undeniable truth and I will admit to being victim of that but not as severely and I'm only 20 so there's still time to improve.

Why shouldn't I be able to access this site? It affects my way of thinking in no manner and is for entertainment purposes only.

I never once debated how hot she was, nor questioned it. She is pretty but as you'd said that you have the right to think as freely as you do, she has the right to dress as freely as she can without being labeled or judged.

Allison, I understand that no one on here will be able to meet this person but this is not the only underage person found to be sexually attractive. While many simply find a random 16 year old stranger hot, one might rape her and then blame her for enticing him by dressing how she pleases. Not every single woman dressed to entertain men.

However, your assumptions amuse me. I am not American nor voted or wished for Prop 8 to be passed as I don't believe that someone else without a clue should have to vote for a decision that doesn't affect my life in the slightest way.

Never realized that Paris wears some gosh awful contacts.

@102, I completely agree with you, but you're wasting your time trying to reason with horny young men. I doubt most of them are much older than this girl, certainly not out of their 20s. And if they are ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Pit. Stains.

Papa needs to design himself a dry-weave shirt.

Phew, how do these gaudy a** "designers" make so much damn money?!

i hate when 16 year olds dress and act like they are fucking 25. so disgusting.

and she does not have cellulite!!!! that's nothing!

THIS IS DISGUSTINGLY OSTENTATIOUS IN THE ECONOMIC ENVIRONMENT THE WORLD IS IN.

THESE DOUCHETARDS WILL KNOW THE PAIN OF HELL SOON ENOUGH.

She's smokin hot, I'd bust a nut in her no doubt.

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