Nov 1 2008Criss Angel & Holly Madison thing is really happening

Nice Playboy watch.

I guess anyone looks good after you just broke up with Hef...Criss is fugly!!! Holly can do way better than that.

BOOOOOOOOO

A usless skank with a worthless scam artist.

I live in Vegas I've been to his live Luxor show (thats where its at) and it absolutely sucks people have walked out asked for money back and boood his bitch ass (I walked out pissed, thinking fish was right this guy is a fucken douchebag) , its like he doesn’t even try, its all done with stupid cameras, he'll disappear on screen and appear on screen somewhere else, thats not magic thats fucken retarded. The Cirque Du Soleil part is cool, but I still walked out. BICTHES all of them

This guy embodies the word DOUCHE.

Holly looks beautiful:)

As a catholic I am very offended by him wearing Rosarys as I what I asume to be merely a fashion.

Pffftt.....

i never thought holly was pretty at all until these pics. maybe it's because she's standing next to criss angel though. or maybe it's because she's not playing house with an 80 year old perve.

ugh id give anything to be her !!!!!!

criss angel is so hottttttttt
wow

another average looking bleach-blonde bimbo with no ass hanging out with a faggot wannabe loser..... shit, like there are'nt enough of these couples around already.......yaaaaaawwwnnnn!

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what were we talking about?

i'd consider holly a positive influence, already shes hidden his jewelery ;)

She probably licks his a$$ and then bangs him with a dildo... that's what he seems to be into

Holly makes me SICK!!!!! I think she should go back and play house with Hef!!
Criss can do BETTER THAN HER!!!!

Holly makes me sick!! I think she should go back and play house with Hef!!!! Criss can do much better than her!!!!! Wonder how long it will be before she tells Criss she wants to get married and have kids?????!!!!!!

Criss Angel = Douchebag Exraordinaire



Catholic rosaries & crosses = christian junk worship

first, fuck you boo.

second, Holly's watch is big enough that she can clearly see that her time is up.

Pray for mimi

okay, i would actually rather holly and hef reproduce than holly and criss. i mean, who spells their name like that. at least the child would have had half a brain had hef been the father...

Douchebag looks like 4 million other duds from joisy.

Gold-digger meets scam artist.

Who cares..........Maybe he'll actually get lucky with her! That is if he applies her with enough alcohol, so he can have his way with her. Hef is still better looking than this guy, and when Hef was this weirdo's age, he was fucking hot!

I'd make Criss schlong disappear, then reappear, then disappear, ... you get the picture.

It's not that I'm gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just that's how I roll. I smoke a little pole, so SueMe, fags.

Why is everyone so surprised? She has had an 80+ year old millionaire for years, between 2 other girls, so clearly her thinking is screwed up, and she is simply happy to have a millionaire who is only 30 something, which helps her blur the whole douche bag thing.

Really, even I think less of her, but I can't so much blame her. Hopefully she will make a full recovery from insanity and start banging someone with some talent, or me. Either one is cool.

He's a douche bag

He needs to be blasted on hotchickswithdouchebags.com!

He's a cheese-dick mother fucker!

Holly was all about the pink flashy outfits and dresses. Now she is wearing gothic black? Can't people just stay who they are instead of changing into what other people think they like. Like Paris and Benji. Paris write poetry now, to be a hipster, and she sucks. All these girls are fakes. Again, it is Hollywood though.

DAMN, she has quite a strange taste of men, folks!!

When is he gonna make his baby teeth disappear???? He has lil Baby teeth!! LOL!!!!!! She's a fake ass skank! They both suck!

She has to make the corpse dust of Hefner disappear from her vagina somehow, doesn't she?!?

Of all the douches she could have gone out with she had to pick the biggest of them all?

Of all the douches she could have gone out with she had to pick the biggest of them all?

She is beautiful.

she's looking fat

ugh chris is so creepy ugly i would f hef any day over him

The word douche wasnt made for vinegar and water - it was made for this fucking homo.

His teeth look like rotten corn

What's with the retarded crosses and rosaries and shit? Next he'll wear a jew on a stick, which is what the asshats worship.

I used to think he was fun to watch as a performer.

But now I wish he would just make himself disappear. For those of you who really can't stand him, you should watch the video of somebody throwing a brick in his face when he "tries to swallow it". Season 4 Mindfreak.

"special person, inside and out",... doesn't America do double entendres?

She's got a smokin little body, but I just can't take blondes with black eyebrows.

It's.....weird.

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Maybe with some Crest Whitestrips he could make those stains on his little stubby teeth disappear.

Wowwwww.
Yeah, I never noticed until now, but he DOES have baby teeth. Yellow too. Ugh.
Am I the only one that thinks he sounds like Pauly Shore when he talks?

Ugh, Holly just needs to go back to the mansion with Heff where she belongs. It's just not right.

He has to be gay - look at that faggy hairdo!

look at all of you. shame on you for speaking so bad about a person who all of you never met before. this sounds like jealousy ... all of you are jealous because criss has things you don`t have. HAHA. please get a life and stop producing shit under articles.

whoever said gold digger meets scam artist is so right on the money...yes she is a gold digger she was with hef only for the money...after 7 years she moved on pretty fast....for all those who are happy for her look beyond those tits and the fake smile...there is a very rotten, evil person inside. If someone you broke up with meant something to you especially after 7 years you take time to heal and to move ahead. Also lets not foreget she wantedbabies with him...Thank God she never had any poor kid would be fartherless at some point and be left with a mother who is a whore and a gold digger...good example I guess for a child?

Criss is jealous that Holly made Chocolate molds of her vagina for Hef. She is a special talented lady to do such a wonderful thing for Hef. Holly in a video for the world to hear said that "Hef loves her VAGINA" so she wanted to do something special for the old man. She is a wonderful little skank. I heard she is working on making chocolate molds of her PLASTICS boobs for Criss Angel. What a beautiful couple Criss and Holly make. NOT!

My opinion is this is a publicity stunt. There is no real love there -- lust, yes -- but no love. Criss always says a woman is "beautiful and special" when he doesn't know her. I'm sure guys have said that about me after banging me for a month. When all you're doing is banging and not really talking what else can you say?

Holly appears to be a golddigger and Criss is used to that as his wife is still fighting him in court for more money. Apparently he hasn't learned his lesson. Or maybe Holly's THAT good in bed that he doesn't care. Although I can't imagine what a 23-year-old blonde bimbo can do that I haven't already done and perfected. I can't imagine her being all that acrobatic in bed either. She doesn't look like she wants to get her extensions messed up or possibly bust an implant.

And that brings me to my last point. Criss Angel is STILL married! But maybe he forgot to tell her. Or maybe all that god-awful jewelry he wears blinded her and she can't think straight. If Hef didn't want to have kids what makes you think a man who lets a divorce drag on for over 2 years is in a position to give you what you want?

Criss is a famewhore and is now sucking on plastic boobs of Holly the Whore Madison. He is banging her to get his name out in the media. He thinks she is a celeb and her claim to fame is sucking the balls of a 56 year old Grandpa and makeing chocolate molds of her vagina for him. Yes she is really something special isn’t she. She is a GREAT ROLE MODEL FOR OUR YOUNG DAUGHTERS!!!

Say what you want about Chris, but you can't deny the fact that he's a great entertainer! His new show "Believe", changed alot since it's preview run and is really creating alot of buzz! You should definitely check it out...youtube.com/cirquelasvegas

LOL, this definitely has gold digger written all over it....poor Cris. You can do better then this little bitch, whose only claim to fame is her vagina. Best of luck Cris..get rid of this whore.

CRISS YOU MUST DUMP THIS PLASTIC WHORE. EVERYBODY IS MAKING FUN OF YOU DATING THIS PLASTIC WHORE WHO WAS DOING HER GRANDPA FOR YEARS.

Holly is a very busy and talent girl. She is now in Los Angeles working very hard to make a special mold of her vaginia for Criss Angel. She wants to make him something special for his upcoming birthday. I have read that for Criss’ birthday she is going to go the extra mile and not only make a chocolate mold of her vagina like she did for Hef but she is going to make a chocolate mold of her FAKE boobs for Criss. Criss’ Mom is beaming with the fact this this could be her future Daughter in Law.

Holly your an inspiration to all the young girls out there. Don’t use your mind girls learn to make chocolate molds of your vagina.

Holly is a bitch. She was making fun of Hef after the breakup
Saying the guy is old and ugly. Then she says I miss Hef.
She isn't that pretty.
Criss MUST be desperate because holly makes him look ugly.

i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn't believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn't believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

i have never personallly been to a criss angel show but i cant wait i dont think people have acctually boooed him cause either way the magic is cool and he is FINE as hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. ya ya so this never answered my question IS HE REALLY GETTING MARRIED TO THE LITTLE SUPERFACIAL BLOND SLUT???????????? i hope not, he could do way better. and plus he would ruin hes career with someone like her, because she didn't believe like it says in the blog. peace criss your fine

HOLLY IS A SKANK BREAK UP WITH HER SHE IS ALLLLL PLASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so really, she is not that attractive, she looks kinda old to me. Her bleach-blonde hair looks awful, especially when the eyebrows don't match. As far as Criss goes, he's an attractive guy, but his show at the Luxor definitely ruined my whole fantasy about him. The show was anything but magic, and frankly a little strange...yes, I know, he is that, but this was not remotely like anything I expected. I would never have paid to see the show if I knew what it was going to be. He wasn't much of an actor either, he's good at his street magic, he should never have ventured beyond that.

Ms. Madison is nothing more than a gold digger looking for her next sugardaddy.

For Criss to imply to Larry King by way of hand gesture that his wife is going after him for all his money all while he is sitting aside with the world's most well-known golddigger is just laughable at best.

One day Holly Madison will need to learn what its like to work a real 9-5 job. The way I see it Holly's only job was and still is the oldest profession of us women. Holly Madison has made her
her claim to fame by performing sex acts for an elderly man who is King of Playboy empire and without him she'd still be working at Hooters.

Criss humiliated his wife but talks so highly of his high class call girl girfriend amongst several milliion viewers is a complete joke at best, hysterical. I laughed so hard I almost died.

You all are Crazy Criss is not ugly and he sure in the hell isnt Worthless!..He is a great Magician and Escape Artist...And believe me Ive seen what he can do it .and .It is Amazing,,,So stop hatin...If anything Holly is just after Money!!..She's a Hoe and will Always be a Hoe.

Why don't we all enjoy Criss' whore since he wants to flaunt this trash. Criss Mom must be so proud of her future daughter in law. The talent Holly has in amazing - hehehehehehehe!!!!

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=155

due to economy cutbacks Criss Angel was forced to hire cheap help. So he took on the cheapest gal he knew, his girlfriend

i think criss was crazy to go for holly. really? what does he see in her?
a fake plastic body, and a pretty face? true she is pretty, but that doesn't stop her from being a worthless, penniless whore?