Nov 7 2008Criss Angel & Holly Madison starting to remind me of another couple I know...
Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now:
Blonde with plastic tits? Check.
Walking bag of douche? Check.
Retarded poses? Check.
Anyone else see what's going on here? I've said some horrible shit on this site, but nothing will prepare you for this:
Criss Angel and Holly Madison are the new Heidi & Spencer.
*KABOOM!*
Seriously, there's no coming back from an insult like that. If someone called me and my significant other the Ass Twins, I'd jump in a woodchipper and hope to God migrant workers lit my remains on fire. (Hint, hint, nudge, nudge, get your ass to Home Depot, Criss Angel.)

Reader Comments
1. Spencer Pratt - November 7, 2008 4:02 PM
I take offense to being compared to Cris Angel.
2. Joe Fonebone - November 7, 2008 4:04 PM
Second!
3. roberto - November 7, 2008 4:04 PM
2
4. Heidi - November 7, 2008 4:05 PM
OMG, are you saying I look like playboy girl!? Thank you so so so much! Love you ALL! XOXO Heidi
5. Racer X - November 7, 2008 4:06 PM
Criss? Seriously?
/FAIL
6. Bailey - November 7, 2008 4:09 PM
cute shoes!
7. Lola - November 7, 2008 4:11 PM
Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
8. Lola - November 7, 2008 4:11 PM
Watch above the jacket?, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
9. ChuckleHead - November 7, 2008 4:12 PM
To think, Criss Angel has kissed the lips where that 80+ year old dick has been.
10. Vince Lombardi - November 7, 2008 4:14 PM
If this douche and his pay-per-view cunt are the "new Heidi and Spencer," then H & D are the new Tommy Lee and Pam. Because when I saw pic 1, I immediately went there.
11. tp - November 7, 2008 4:16 PM
I thought you were going to say Pam and Tommy Lee.
These two aren't nearly as annoying as Speidi...yet.
12. git it - November 7, 2008 4:18 PM
Is she wearing socks or are her feet really that white?
13. not first! - November 7, 2008 4:18 PM
Note to Holly: When you get a tan, take your socks off in order to avoid a full tan, but only up to your ankles... You're welcome!
14. Carlos - November 7, 2008 4:18 PM
I would have said Britney and KFed.
15. Carlos - November 7, 2008 4:18 PM
I would have said Britney and KFed.
16. Carlos - November 7, 2008 4:18 PM
I would have said Britney and KFed.
17. PunkA - November 7, 2008 4:22 PM
Holly is just a temporary pin cushion. Criss Angel is a douche and it will fail guaranteed. But Angel gets some fun before she magically disappears and heads back to Hef for a place to stay.
18. SupaFly - November 7, 2008 4:23 PM
http://www.theinsider.com/news/955909_Holly_Madison_Has_Had_Plenty_Of_Plastic_Surgery
before, she looked like my class mate.
19. dork - November 7, 2008 4:31 PM
Holly should go to Home Depot and take this TOOL back. Does she really think that she can extend her 15 minutes with this idiot? His 15 minutes is already over.
But, then again, I don't care if she had an 80 year old cock in her mouth, I'd still hit it!
20. lithiumlilly - November 7, 2008 4:41 PM
I thought you were gonna say Pam Anderson and Tommy. I guess the douche part applies to Kid Rock too.
21. Homewrecker - November 7, 2008 4:42 PM
Aww Holly how could you do this to us? The tan, cmon! Can't you afford to get yo feet spray tanned too?!?!? ay yay yay
22. Pilatunes - November 7, 2008 4:46 PM
Who the fuck in their right mind would settle for one of Hef's sloppy seconds? God that's gross. Hey, dude, your wife spent years screwing and blowing some old fart for the sake of some fame and a comfortable place to live. What a catch! Hef's 'girlfriends' are a tiny small notch above a street corner crackwhore.
23. Rough Daddy - November 7, 2008 4:49 PM
Keith Richards wears dude accessories, how come he doesnt look like a jackass!
24. May Media - November 7, 2008 4:53 PM
#22
Chris is getting more media attention sleeping with the bimbo sloppy second. It makes sense to me.
25. Flash - November 7, 2008 4:56 PM
@ 22. I would say a notch above bus station skank.
26. yana - November 7, 2008 5:00 PM
lol you are all CRAZY!!
it's the hottest couple ever. The guy is hot as F U C K . and Holly is a beautiful girl i always thought that even if she's doing this playboy thing, she's classy and smart
they look just beautiful together
27. yana - November 7, 2008 5:02 PM
oh..and 1 more thing
stop hating on someone's love
it's GROSS
they are very happy with each other
are you jealous ??
28. Frank Wood - November 7, 2008 5:03 PM
Who taught that effin' retard how to dress? A fucking bling bling watch outside of his leather jacket? I just beg to ask him how Heff's dick tastes... Holly must have whiplash from falling so far so fast...
29. Randal - November 7, 2008 5:07 PM
I've got to say, there is no way that Criss Angel is anything like Spencer. Just look at how Criss dresses himself out in public. No respect for himself what-so-ever. What's with the chains and marker designs on his jeans? Horrible.
At least Spencer has style.
Randal
30. bar room hero - November 7, 2008 5:11 PM
He's a douche, and she looks like trailor-trash
She reminds me of an old saying, "If she had as many pricks coming out of her as have gone into her she'd look like a porcupine"
31. Sport - November 7, 2008 5:12 PM
Yana you are messed up. Or 12. Or both.
He remains lord of all douches, and I cant imagine in my lifetime ANYONE usurping his throne. Die in a fire dickweed.
32. Ted from LA - November 7, 2008 5:13 PM
And NOW, for the DOUBLE ENTENDRE of the year......................
what a couple of boobs.
33. Me 2 - November 7, 2008 5:21 PM
Criss Angel is as annoying as Heidi and Spencer combined. He doesn't need Holly Madison to get to that level. I like Holly and I can't imagine why she is dating him. It really says something about you and your career when dating an ex-playboy model is an image improvement.
34. Free Consoles - November 7, 2008 5:23 PM
i deffinately agree with the fact they are begging to look like the other couple. Maybe it was intentional, who knows. All i know is that they should just be themselves.
35. Kahlee - November 7, 2008 5:29 PM
I can't belive I'm writing this but they are still less annoying than spiedi
36. hmm - November 7, 2008 5:33 PM
I honestly thought it was gonna be "Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz"...but go figure.
37. Rene - November 7, 2008 5:38 PM
#27
I am busted. I am so jealous because I would love to trade in my college degree, my great career, my long brown hair, my fit body, and self worth to prostitute myself like Holly.
38. Luchi - November 7, 2008 5:46 PM
Rene, we all know you're some dumb, fat, ugly, bitch on the brink of suicide. But, whatever you say hunny, you just keep telling yourself that.
39. Pilatunes - November 7, 2008 5:47 PM
Rene @37...hmmm, how about dinner sometime?
40. Ted from LA - November 7, 2008 5:51 PM
For my money, I'll bet Rene is fine.
41. Sean D. - November 7, 2008 5:57 PM
Does this guy get dressed in the f'ing dark? For fuck sake, he's wearing his watch on the outside of his jacket? WTH?
42. Bmurphy72 - November 7, 2008 5:59 PM
How does this dude keep getting seemingly good hootchietoo????
43. NOIDEAWHATTOSAY - November 7, 2008 6:15 PM
Ahh, doesn't she look so, you know, oh what is it, Oh yeah!! Dead behind the eyes? No really, her expression is total love. No that's not it. Lust. No still not right. Disgust. Yeah that's the one. Wonder how much he paid her to be his pin cushion/arm candy?
44. Jeanell - November 7, 2008 7:27 PM
I can not believe that you compared Criss and Holly to Heidi and Spencer. They are so much cooler than them!!!
45. joey joejoe - November 7, 2008 7:35 PM
jebus h christ, i hope chris angel aka the abortion that crawled out of the bucket kills himself at some stage, or at the very least does enough damage that he makes christopher reeve look like a gymnast.
46. Ngek - November 7, 2008 8:25 PM
Why do meaningless people exist? I don't know.
47. french_guy - November 7, 2008 8:50 PM
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+1000000000 for @#10
I have think the same when I saw pictures. Pam & Tommy
48. anna - November 7, 2008 9:45 PM
yeah she is beautiful and sexual i cant beleive my eyes . she is dating with this guy .but yesterday i got a news from www.bigbisexual.com it's said that she is dating with another guy . but i dont know what the guy's name . can u tell me ?thank u ?
49. RaraAvis - November 8, 2008 12:15 AM
I'll bet the wind whistles right through his ears and into hers...and straight out the other side. BTW, her white feet are nauseating.
50. JANE - November 8, 2008 12:26 AM
Man shes sooo beautiful. Her face is so pretty
51. gerard Vandenberg - November 8, 2008 3:31 AM
TRUE, tommy lee is a FAGGOT too, folks!!
52. bubba - November 8, 2008 3:42 AM
Everything about this guy screams douchebag. Especially the accessories.
53. ok... - November 8, 2008 7:50 AM
i thought you were gonna say Pam and Tommy too...though Pamela Anderson has something hot about her...maybe i have a girl crush on her...Holly just dated an eighty two year old....yep. Nothin' spesh just incontinence and prune juice.
EWWW.
54. Hey - November 8, 2008 8:02 AM
I think now is the time for a douche off to see who the biggest douche is.
55. Clem - November 8, 2008 12:09 PM
This is guy is a total twat. End of.
56. Drea - November 8, 2008 12:28 PM
I definitely second #54, especially if it involves a cage and chainsaws. The real win-win situation would be a tie...
57. chase - November 8, 2008 2:46 PM
I think Kendra is the hottest but i'm glad that they all are moving on. Hef didn't want any more kids.
58. pollyt - November 8, 2008 3:03 PM
The new Pam and Tommy !!!!
59. katieboo - November 8, 2008 9:31 PM
ohhhhhhhh gawd...i gotta puke. WTF is she thinking..........
60. tori - November 9, 2008 9:50 PM
I have no prob with Holly and Criss dating but Criss is a fame whore. Don't get me wrong, I respect him as a magician and performer but Jesus Christ can you be a bit more low key? Criss is too much of a fame whore and Holly needs to be more discreet and respect Hef who made her who she is. GET A CLUE.
61. Charlotte - November 10, 2008 1:20 AM
Look at the close ups of Hollys face... you can see white clumps in her nose. Coke Head!!!
62. tasha wojo - November 10, 2008 6:49 PM
i think they look good together and good on her for being happy ... all the best to the both of you
63. Sabrina - November 12, 2008 2:30 AM
I think that this may just be a publicity stunt as mentioned.
The original pics "feel" as if they are saying "I can't believe I am standing here with this person."
I agree with the assessment that this is just to bring attention to BeLIEve.
Holly is a whore and JD and Costa and his mother don't deserve this TRASH in their life.
HE is back to dressy badly....I hate the bling, it makes him look sleezy.
She is so fake with the hair and boobs and probably more.
I hope he looses her soon.
I have changed Papa Roaches song "Hollywood Whore" to say "Holly's a whore, she down on the floor, I'm sorry but the party's over." IT is sOOOOOO her...lol.
Criss needs an image make over to bring GOOD PRESS to him and his show otherwise he will be going down.
HE is great at what he does but having this "Porcupine" (love that comment from above) at his side is just pricking him and making things worse....I can just image JD's face when she is around....JD is religious and a good guy, a very good soul.. I feel sad for the Sarantakos name.....Criss, ditch the B*tch.
SO, how many times does 80 go into 28?
64. Mia - November 12, 2008 6:31 PM
i love her shoes....
and her awesome tan lines to match.
65. darling - December 27, 2008 3:52 AM
seriously, who could put "classy" and "Holly" in the same sentence. anyone who is in playboy generally has a rep thats the opposite of classy.
and WHO WEARS A F*ING WATCH ON THE *OUTSIDE* OF THEIR LEATHER JACKET?!?!?!? what a douche bag
66. Heather - January 22, 2009 3:49 PM
I like Criss and watch his show, but when I heard he was with Holly I couldn't believe it! For some reason I have a bad feeling about her. Maybe it's because she dated and tried to have a baby with a 90 something year old man!!! I just hope he loses her soon and gets a classy woman.