Nov 10 2008Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAY
Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual "A Fine Romance" benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she's only 39; I think my statement speaks for itself. (Read: I want to play nude Bingo with her.) Anyway, she really needs to ditch Michael Douglas before she hits "the change," and he strokes out watching Matlock. The guy can't be that rich for her to be holding out. Even Hugh Hefner's women are leaving him, and he's roughly the same age as Mike Douglas. In fact, didn't they fight in that war together? Which one was it... Oh, right: The Crusades.
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Reader Comments
1. samara - November 10, 2008 3:48 PM
Yay Catherine! She's looking good.
2. Randal - November 10, 2008 3:48 PM
Wow!
Just look at yourself Catherine! You're a splash of color and warmth made by a perfect paint brush! The diamond sequence style pulls the eye toward you like a magnet to a fridge and your hair style only helps to accent those perfect painted lines.
Randal
3. Dan - November 10, 2008 3:48 PM
1st ! ! ! ! ! ! \o/
4. Sport - November 10, 2008 3:48 PM
Nice career move Zeta. Look at her gazing at Hugh wishing she wasnt a gold digging no talent actress.
5. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 3:59 PM
Yeah, me and Catherine, we're like identical twins..
6. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - November 10, 2008 4:05 PM
As soon as she leaves zeta status, she'll be available for everyone
7. daharia - November 10, 2008 4:09 PM
maybe.. she loves him?
might be shocking for all of you i know..
its not like she hasn't got her own money anyway
8. simplicity - November 10, 2008 4:11 PM
she's really only 39??
she seems older
like mid 40's
9. ChuckleHead - November 10, 2008 4:11 PM
I heard Catherine Zeta-Jones left Michael Douglas YESTERDAY.
10. Gordon Gecko - November 10, 2008 4:11 PM
I got news for you Fish...her bags are already packed and she's got one foot out the door.
11. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:13 PM
Of course she has her own money. She was in the Terminal. I loved that movie, but only because of Tom Hanks..
12. havoc - November 10, 2008 4:15 PM
Classic beauty for sure.
I'd give her a classic pounding too....
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13. morga - November 10, 2008 4:16 PM
t simplicity - nope, she's only 39....she was only 28 when she was in Zorro, so maybe it just seems like she's been around longer? She does look older, though not in a bad way.
14. ph7 - November 10, 2008 4:18 PM
Pretty, but OLD.
May be attractive to a 60 year old man, but let's face it - she's falling apart and sagging everywhere. She's in a fierce struggle against the great equalizer, and she's gonna lose...
15. James - November 10, 2008 4:21 PM
She's always looked older than she is. I've always thought she has a granite-face look, the type of thing lots of people call beauty but seems cold to me. It's very easy to imagine her as an angry mom, yelling at her kids ("No wire hangers, EVAR!"). She's been faithful to Michael Douglas because she's an old-school movie starlet: only money and power make her wet.
16. the only non-gay male commenter here - November 10, 2008 4:23 PM
I'd rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body.
17. ummm...yeah - November 10, 2008 4:25 PM
You motherfuckers are crazy, that bitch looks good enough to eat! YUMMM!!
18. Monty - November 10, 2008 4:29 PM
@14 - sagging everywhere??? Exactly where in these pictures do you see even a LITTLE sag? Point it out, please.
19. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 4:29 PM
Who are these photographers taking pics of starlet without make up? what a dis-service! ruinning fantasies everywhere!!!
20. Beth - November 10, 2008 4:31 PM
Pretty soon she'll be putting some collagen in that old-lady-thin upper lip. The cake of makeup can't hide that. Kudos to the team of designers - engineering, not fashion - who realized they could imbed a lattice of high tensile strength alloy fibers in that dress, as long as they made it into an eye-catching external design instead of trying to hide it. When she took off the dress there must have been quite a pent-up flabalanche of hot water bottle boobs, stretch marks, and gunt.
21. Tired - November 10, 2008 4:32 PM
It's amazing how many times your editorial comments remind me of what a loser you must truly be. The comments of many of the other losers rank right up there with you, however.
22. Andy - November 10, 2008 4:33 PM
So...has the world's supply of Botox been replenished yet?
23. Cynthia - November 10, 2008 4:35 PM
Hi Catherine!!! (#21)
24. JungleRed - November 10, 2008 4:37 PM
Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that's why she stays married to him.
25. Wendy - November 10, 2008 4:38 PM
I agree, we shouldn't make fun of CZJ. She's a beautiful, down-to-earth, talented actress and dedicated mother. It doesn't matter one bit that she married a fallen-ass geezer for his $$$$$$$$$$$$ or that she washes her hair with truffles and liquidized Beluga caviar from Iran. Seriously, who here DOESN'T do that every day?
26. Jim - November 10, 2008 4:39 PM
"I'd rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body"
-Truer words were never spoken, #16.
A pretty face on an old body is just sad and depressing. A average face on an tight, rocking 18 year old body, however, is heavenly bliss.
27. SevanSins - November 10, 2008 4:42 PM
Her dress is giving me an epileptic seizure.
Oh God, I'm starting to taste pennies.....
28. Erik - November 10, 2008 4:46 PM
I love Catherine Zeta Jones! Who wouldn't want to lick a pussy that's been exploded twice during childbirth and has had 20+ years of yeast infections?
29. Jack - November 10, 2008 4:47 PM
@26 - good luck with finding an 18 year old that is tight these days.
30. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 4:51 PM
-Please my last comment from Desise Richards thread and apply here!
31. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:54 PM
#30 RD, ummmmm.....huh?
32. Bob - November 10, 2008 4:55 PM
Look, we're not her husband. We don't have to pretend that this aging wife/mom is still hot, all the while stealing glances at the barely dressed teen girls walking around these days, for later "review" in the safety of a locked bathroom...or for re-imagining when expected to maintain an erection in the marital bed. Yes, wives, that's what we do. Just stfu and be glad that we're not cheating...yet. That new girl in Accounting has an ass so firm you could crack an egg on it...
33. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:57 PM
Shut up Bob..
34. Sexy - November 10, 2008 4:58 PM
Catherine is one sexy woman!
35. nobody - November 10, 2008 4:59 PM
She looks liek she's grabbing Jackman's ass while they both laugh about it in that before last pic...
36. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 4:59 PM
Squeze in the word "use" between please and my,,,,Hey frist? let me see a pic of you without make up...
37. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 4:59 PM
Oooops, I meant trike
38. Vince - November 10, 2008 5:00 PM
She wears girdles. I don't fuck chicks who have to wear girdles. It's a simple rule that takes care of both fatties and old hags. If somebody made a girdle with anthrax in it, they should win the Nobel prize.
39. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:01 PM
Oh, RD, you know I'm just as beautiful with or without makeup. And when I wake up in the morning I am breathtaking.
40. kitty - November 10, 2008 5:03 PM
her hand doesn't seem to be aging as well as the rest of her..
41. numerology - November 10, 2008 5:04 PM
#16 & #32 = TRUTH.
can't wait to see what #64 writes.
42. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 5:04 PM
Ofcourse!
43. Rough Daddy - November 10, 2008 5:05 PM
I knew you wouldnt look like a lighter don king in the morning...
44. Dr. Phil - November 10, 2008 5:06 PM
Yes, waking up next to Frist, sober and in full daylight, is breathtaking for the guy (see symptom #4):
Panic Attacks:
1. Palpitations, pounding heart, or accelerated heart rate
2. Sweating
3. Trembling or shaking
4. Sensations of shortness of breath or smothering
45. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:10 PM
You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I'm not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.
46. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:10 PM
You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I'm not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.
47. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:12 PM
I gotta go now.
48. Dr. Phil - November 10, 2008 5:12 PM
Sorry, I meant to say that only happens on the wedding day.
49. Jimbo - November 10, 2008 5:19 PM
FRIST, where is my drink?
50. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:23 PM
Jimbo it's IN YOUR DAD'S COCK just like always.
51. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:23 PM
It's right here, but I drank half of it, sorry..
52. Jimbo - November 10, 2008 5:24 PM
FRIST where is my drink??
53. Jimbo - November 10, 2008 5:26 PM
FRIST, how did you get the homo troll today?? I thought they were all in West Hollywood protesting..
54. THE REAL FRIST!!! - November 10, 2008 5:30 PM
LOL....no my troll and his egos are all Mike. I call him TRIKE. He is just mad I won't email his sick-fuck ass....
55. Me 2 - November 10, 2008 7:10 PM
Ok, first of all, I love when people go out of their way to talk shit about how wrinkly and disgusting anyone over the age of 25 is. Personally, I make a point to only say nice things about aging celebrities because I think that, as long as I continue to do this, God will be obligated to make me attractive in middle age. And if I'm right, then hopefully he will also make people like @14 and @32 disproportionately unattractive. Perhaps, you're middle-aged already and you're jealous because you look nothing like this.
Catherine Zeta-Jones looks awesome. I always thought that the most beautiful actress was a toss-up between her and Nicole Kidman and I still do. There aren't many classic beauties anymore. I guess the next closest contender is Jessica Alba.
56. Kahlee - November 10, 2008 7:12 PM
#26 hahahaha loser. And what wonderful qualities are you bringing to the table then?
57. hendero - November 10, 2008 7:35 PM
Catherine Zeta
Had a pita
Michael's old
I'd love to eat her
58. my comment - November 10, 2008 8:30 PM
She does look good.
What skin, what a smile.
But everything about her screams 'total bitch.'
59. The New Frist!!! (this one's attractive) - November 10, 2008 9:03 PM
This bitch washes her ugly black hair in caviar! Dumb rich wasteful cunt.
P.S.
I hate black hair. It seems so...animalistic.
60. ssk - November 10, 2008 9:15 PM
Old lady?
By all of your standards, all women should just throw themselves off a cliff after the age of 18.
61. yleine - November 10, 2008 9:20 PM
I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it!
62. mafme - November 10, 2008 10:29 PM
THE REAL FRIST!!:
I'm glad that your account was highjacked. I was afraid that you had some hidden, latent hatred that exploded here recently.
Anyway, it's nice to see Salma and CZJ all in the same day. I was just wondering what they were up to. Glad to see they're both smokin'.
63. Ted from LA - November 11, 2008 12:50 AM
#41,
I agree. I can't wait to see what #64 writes either.
64. Ted from LA - November 11, 2008 12:52 AM
64th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuckin' aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest numerology moment of my life!!!!!!!!!!! Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
65. Angela - November 11, 2008 2:43 AM
Catherine Zeta Jones is absolutely beautiful. I'm glad her marriage is working out. But you are right, she is truly lovely. :)
66. you gotta be kidding - November 11, 2008 3:22 AM
#55
Your point about CZJ and NK-- I totally agree.
Then you had to ruin it by including Jessica Alba.
67. kiss - November 11, 2008 9:34 AM
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68. yawn - November 11, 2008 9:35 AM
yawn
69. sapphire eyes - November 11, 2008 10:29 AM
CZJ might be pretty on the outside, but she's ugly on the inside.
She mentioned something about having "wasted" $3 million dollars" or some such shit on something that "disappointed" her.
Her quote was "Well, I guess it may seem like a lot of money to some people, but it's not a big deal to us" assuming she meant her creepy old man husband.
Ungracious, demeaning, spoiled and stupid. I hope karma kicks her in the face and cracks the Botox right out of it.
Too bad Hugh Jackman had to stand next to her and breathe the same polluted air.
70. gerard Vandenberg - November 11, 2008 11:05 AM
be sure: I'M THERE!!
71. Kazzle - November 11, 2008 12:03 PM
What has she done to herself? Bog standard Hollywood Lollpop shape, botoxed frozen face, smug expression and a nasty conceited attitude to top it all off. YUK! What's next on her agenda....a book explaining how to bag a mega rich has been actor and get rich quick.
72. Philip Reid - November 11, 2008 12:27 PM
CATHERINE ZETA JONES SHOULD BE WONDER WOMAN!! She's a good actress and she's hot. She has the Amazon warrior Princess exotic beauty and is fairly tall. If not her then some no name, up and coming .
73. Top Models Wallpapers - November 11, 2008 6:29 PM
Cat Z Jones should be my wife, and all her money should be mine.
74. Beastie Boys - November 11, 2008 7:48 PM
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75. meh - November 12, 2008 12:12 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she is unattractive???!!! I mean, age aside, she is NOT pretty. bad skin, pig nose and thin lips have never been pretty in my book
76. Kazzle - November 12, 2008 5:54 AM
I agree with you....all that money and she isn't all that.....
77. Catherine's Hand - November 20, 2008 9:05 PM
Anybody notice that in pic 11, I am on Hugh's ass?
78. GARomeroFan - December 9, 2008 2:35 PM
The hell with Catherine - Zeta Jones..........Michael Douglas is awesome.
Did you ever see Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile..........That man made me turn to butter from then on.
If you guys convince her to leave him - Give him my email address.....PLEASE!!
79. Kate Connelly - June 21, 2009 5:21 AM
Holy crap.. Catherine is way hot. One of the classic beauties in hollywood. SUPER! best workout videos
80. Wordpress themes - July 4, 2009 4:37 AM
Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that's why she stays married to him.
81. Ricky ponting - July 30, 2009 12:08 AM
Am I the only one who thinks she is unattractive???!!! I mean, age aside, she is NOT pretty. bad skin, pig nose and thin lips have never been pretty in my book
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82. ian boham - August 26, 2009 12:06 AM
I agree. I can't wait to see what #64 writes either.
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83. skin - August 26, 2009 7:49 AM
She looks fantastic!
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89. Baby Gender Predictor - September 29, 2009 2:41 PM
Catherine Zeta Jones is just such an astoundingly beautiful woman. I remember first seeing her in the UK television serie 'The Darling Buds of May'. It truly is a wonder how she ever fell in love with Michael Douglas. She could have had anyone. Perhaps he is just a good man.
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92. John - October 5, 2009 6:24 PM
Amazing she is still sexy as ever
93. john volt - October 10, 2009 9:10 AM
lovely Catherine :D
94. James - October 11, 2009 10:10 PM
She is a beautiful woman. And a great actress, I love her movies
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96. Vera Bradley - October 13, 2009 10:28 AM
You kidding me? This woman is gorgeous and was great in Zorro. They need to make another one, actually. =)
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She is hot! Her face is amazing, her body, her voice is sexy.
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104. Successful Marketing Strategies - October 21, 2009 8:42 AM
Its no surprise my friend told me this girl was very nice. She is.
105. bluehost host - October 22, 2009 11:03 PM
Really beautiful. My age too.
106. bluehost - October 23, 2009 9:29 AM
So stinkin gorgeous!
107. Hurley - October 24, 2009 9:19 AM
Catherine is a sweetheart!
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108. Acne - October 27, 2009 1:24 AM
Catherine, you are looking gorgeous in the pics. Today nobody can say, you are 39 years old. Really you are so beautiful.
109. Acne - October 28, 2009 12:19 AM
Ya....she still looks so beautiful and so young......
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111. Leon - October 28, 2009 10:44 AM
Looking good, catherine! :D
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116. Leon - October 30, 2009 9:37 PM
She is absolutely stunning! Glad her marriage's been working out for her.
117. diet plan - October 31, 2009 6:32 PM
She seemed so sweet when she first cam on TV when she was about 19.
She might still look good but here personality has changed for the worse IMO.
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119. Wedding Center Piece - November 6, 2009 6:33 PM
I really like her as an actress at least. I just watched No Reservations and loved it.
120. Baby Models - November 10, 2009 12:10 AM
What's a "scilf"?
Catherine Zeta Jones is lovely as always.
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You kidding me? This woman is gorgeous and was great in Zorro. They need to make another one, actually. =)
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She is beautiful! Although I have definitely seen better photos of her.
124. wine clubs - November 21, 2009 7:06 PM
She does look amazing in those pics! Douglas is a good dude though, exactly the opposite of his son(at least it seems so_)