Nov 10 2008Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAY

Yay Catherine! She's looking good.

Wow!

Just look at yourself Catherine! You're a splash of color and warmth made by a perfect paint brush! The diamond sequence style pulls the eye toward you like a magnet to a fridge and your hair style only helps to accent those perfect painted lines.

Randal

1st ! ! ! ! ! ! \o/

Nice career move Zeta. Look at her gazing at Hugh wishing she wasnt a gold digging no talent actress.

Yeah, me and Catherine, we're like identical twins..

As soon as she leaves zeta status, she'll be available for everyone

maybe.. she loves him?

might be shocking for all of you i know..

its not like she hasn't got her own money anyway

she's really only 39??
she seems older

like mid 40's

I heard Catherine Zeta-Jones left Michael Douglas YESTERDAY.

I got news for you Fish...her bags are already packed and she's got one foot out the door.

Of course she has her own money. She was in the Terminal. I loved that movie, but only because of Tom Hanks..

Classic beauty for sure.

I'd give her a classic pounding too....

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t simplicity - nope, she's only 39....she was only 28 when she was in Zorro, so maybe it just seems like she's been around longer? She does look older, though not in a bad way.

Pretty, but OLD.

May be attractive to a 60 year old man, but let's face it - she's falling apart and sagging everywhere. She's in a fierce struggle against the great equalizer, and she's gonna lose...

She's always looked older than she is. I've always thought she has a granite-face look, the type of thing lots of people call beauty but seems cold to me. It's very easy to imagine her as an angry mom, yelling at her kids ("No wire hangers, EVAR!"). She's been faithful to Michael Douglas because she's an old-school movie starlet: only money and power make her wet.

I'd rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body.

You motherfuckers are crazy, that bitch looks good enough to eat! YUMMM!!

@14 - sagging everywhere??? Exactly where in these pictures do you see even a LITTLE sag? Point it out, please.

Who are these photographers taking pics of starlet without make up? what a dis-service! ruinning fantasies everywhere!!!

Pretty soon she'll be putting some collagen in that old-lady-thin upper lip. The cake of makeup can't hide that. Kudos to the team of designers - engineering, not fashion - who realized they could imbed a lattice of high tensile strength alloy fibers in that dress, as long as they made it into an eye-catching external design instead of trying to hide it. When she took off the dress there must have been quite a pent-up flabalanche of hot water bottle boobs, stretch marks, and gunt.

It's amazing how many times your editorial comments remind me of what a loser you must truly be. The comments of many of the other losers rank right up there with you, however.

So...has the world's supply of Botox been replenished yet?

Hi Catherine!!! (#21)

Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that's why she stays married to him.

I agree, we shouldn't make fun of CZJ. She's a beautiful, down-to-earth, talented actress and dedicated mother. It doesn't matter one bit that she married a fallen-ass geezer for his $$$$$$$$$$$$ or that she washes her hair with truffles and liquidized Beluga caviar from Iran. Seriously, who here DOESN'T do that every day?

"I'd rather fuck a girl with an average face and a beautiful 18-year-old body"

-Truer words were never spoken, #16.

A pretty face on an old body is just sad and depressing. A average face on an tight, rocking 18 year old body, however, is heavenly bliss.

Her dress is giving me an epileptic seizure.

Oh God, I'm starting to taste pennies.....

I love Catherine Zeta Jones! Who wouldn't want to lick a pussy that's been exploded twice during childbirth and has had 20+ years of yeast infections?

@26 - good luck with finding an 18 year old that is tight these days.

-Please my last comment from Desise Richards thread and apply here!

#30 RD, ummmmm.....huh?

Look, we're not her husband. We don't have to pretend that this aging wife/mom is still hot, all the while stealing glances at the barely dressed teen girls walking around these days, for later "review" in the safety of a locked bathroom...or for re-imagining when expected to maintain an erection in the marital bed. Yes, wives, that's what we do. Just stfu and be glad that we're not cheating...yet. That new girl in Accounting has an ass so firm you could crack an egg on it...

Shut up Bob..

Catherine is one sexy woman!

She looks liek she's grabbing Jackman's ass while they both laugh about it in that before last pic...

Squeze in the word "use" between please and my,,,,Hey frist? let me see a pic of you without make up...

Oooops, I meant trike

She wears girdles. I don't fuck chicks who have to wear girdles. It's a simple rule that takes care of both fatties and old hags. If somebody made a girdle with anthrax in it, they should win the Nobel prize.

Oh, RD, you know I'm just as beautiful with or without makeup. And when I wake up in the morning I am breathtaking.

her hand doesn't seem to be aging as well as the rest of her..

#16 & #32 = TRUTH.

can't wait to see what #64 writes.

Ofcourse!

I knew you wouldnt look like a lighter don king in the morning...

Yes, waking up next to Frist, sober and in full daylight, is breathtaking for the guy (see symptom #4):

Panic Attacks:
1. Palpitations, pounding heart, or accelerated heart rate
2. Sweating
3. Trembling or shaking
4. Sensations of shortness of breath or smothering

You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I'm not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.

You know, Trike, at some point you may hurt my feelings. I'm not at my best right now. Drag me down some more please.

I gotta go now.

Sorry, I meant to say that only happens on the wedding day.

FRIST, where is my drink?

Jimbo it's IN YOUR DAD'S COCK just like always.

It's right here, but I drank half of it, sorry..

FRIST where is my drink??

FRIST, how did you get the homo troll today?? I thought they were all in West Hollywood protesting..

LOL....no my troll and his egos are all Mike. I call him TRIKE. He is just mad I won't email his sick-fuck ass....

Ok, first of all, I love when people go out of their way to talk shit about how wrinkly and disgusting anyone over the age of 25 is. Personally, I make a point to only say nice things about aging celebrities because I think that, as long as I continue to do this, God will be obligated to make me attractive in middle age. And if I'm right, then hopefully he will also make people like @14 and @32 disproportionately unattractive. Perhaps, you're middle-aged already and you're jealous because you look nothing like this.

Catherine Zeta-Jones looks awesome. I always thought that the most beautiful actress was a toss-up between her and Nicole Kidman and I still do. There aren't many classic beauties anymore. I guess the next closest contender is Jessica Alba.

#26 hahahaha loser. And what wonderful qualities are you bringing to the table then?

Catherine Zeta
Had a pita
Michael's old
I'd love to eat her

She does look good.

What skin, what a smile.

But everything about her screams 'total bitch.'

This bitch washes her ugly black hair in caviar! Dumb rich wasteful cunt.
P.S.
I hate black hair. It seems so...animalistic.

Old lady?
By all of your standards, all women should just throw themselves off a cliff after the age of 18.

I saw she posted a personal blog on ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, a private site for millionaire & celebrity I heard of from a friend of mine. She posted many of her pravite videos on it!

THE REAL FRIST!!:

I'm glad that your account was highjacked. I was afraid that you had some hidden, latent hatred that exploded here recently.

Anyway, it's nice to see Salma and CZJ all in the same day. I was just wondering what they were up to. Glad to see they're both smokin'.

#41,
I agree. I can't wait to see what #64 writes either.

64th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuckin' aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the greatest numerology moment of my life!!!!!!!!!!! Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Catherine Zeta Jones is absolutely beautiful. I'm glad her marriage is working out. But you are right, she is truly lovely. :)

#55

Your point about CZJ and NK-- I totally agree.

Then you had to ruin it by including Jessica Alba.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site ____S e e k a m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m _____.last week. I am wondering what kind of
relationship
she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

yawn

CZJ might be pretty on the outside, but she's ugly on the inside.

She mentioned something about having "wasted" $3 million dollars" or some such shit on something that "disappointed" her.

Her quote was "Well, I guess it may seem like a lot of money to some people, but it's not a big deal to us" assuming she meant her creepy old man husband.

Ungracious, demeaning, spoiled and stupid. I hope karma kicks her in the face and cracks the Botox right out of it.

Too bad Hugh Jackman had to stand next to her and breathe the same polluted air.

be sure: I'M THERE!!

What has she done to herself? Bog standard Hollywood Lollpop shape, botoxed frozen face, smug expression and a nasty conceited attitude to top it all off. YUK! What's next on her agenda....a book explaining how to bag a mega rich has been actor and get rich quick.

CATHERINE ZETA JONES SHOULD BE WONDER WOMAN!! She's a good actress and she's hot. She has the Amazon warrior Princess exotic beauty and is fairly tall. If not her then some no name, up and coming .

Cat Z Jones should be my wife, and all her money should be mine.

Boomin' granny!

Good and plenty!

Am I the only one who thinks she is unattractive???!!! I mean, age aside, she is NOT pretty. bad skin, pig nose and thin lips have never been pretty in my book

I agree with you....all that money and she isn't all that.....

Anybody notice that in pic 11, I am on Hugh's ass?

The hell with Catherine - Zeta Jones..........Michael Douglas is awesome.
Did you ever see Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile..........That man made me turn to butter from then on.
If you guys convince her to leave him - Give him my email address.....PLEASE!!

Holy crap.. Catherine is way hot. One of the classic beauties in hollywood. SUPER! best workout videos

Standing next to that fossil Douglass would make anyone look hot. I think that's why she stays married to him.