Nov 10 2008UPDATE: Britney Spears' son rushed to hospital

Man that white trash DNA is coming up to haunt him

Hope he is ok :/

Have a heart Sirus this is a fucking child we are talking about here.

Wow, if he suffered brain damage he'll be even more retarded, if that's possible.

Well Britney's back in the headlines now. Booo.

Your life is truly hopeless if the man racing to your rescue is Kevin Federline.

Remember when she dropped him on his head as a baby? Bingo.

Didn't take Jamie Spears long to rape his grandson into a coma.

What holiday was the family gathering to celebrate? Veterans Day? Has that turned into a big festive occasion like Thanksgiving or Christmas?

I know with Obama leading us now we're all supposed to be bleeding hearts who want to give all our resources to the losers of the genetic lottery, but come on folks - early death is the best possible outcome for these two boys.

Are we sure he was having a seizure? Maybe Britney was teaching him the dance moves to her new album.

Paramedic: Who put Cheetos in his mouth?

Britney: Cheetos?

Paramedic: You're not supposed to do that.

Kevin Federline is a rapper? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I needed a laugh this morning, thanks!

#8, I'm watching you, and I hate you, you sick bastard..

#7, that was actually pretty funny.

They were gathering to celebrate Festivus.

i'd like to bang this bitch but i wouldn't reproduce with her

Most rednecks are missing multiple chromosomes. This should not be cause for alarm. Just sit him in front of a NASCAR race and all will be well....

STOP BEING A 6UNT AND FIX YOUR FEEDS! _|_

He probably got into mommies "magic" m&m's. You know, the white ones.

Somebody call Obama. He can fix it.

"Southwest Mississippi Regional Medical Centre"

Yew a jewboy? Or yew some type-a homersexual? We aint namin' noplace a "centre".

It's a typical Southern medical center - a few rusty instruments, bandaids, some long-expired medicine, a jug of moonshine, and weird old Doc Fingers doing his unnecessary prostate exams.

Since she's paying for the ticket, I would make him fly coach, with no less than two layovers.

Nah, I'm still president, call me - I'll fix it Texas-style!!! (make it worse)

2 years old. Seizures. Hmmmm, when did he have his MMR vaccine? This is how Jenny McCarthy's son reacted to his shots. And signaled the onset of autism.

Please, dear God, don't let this kid be autistic! His mom would have no idea what to do, much less make a frickin effort to help him.

Sounds like classic vaccine injury. He would have been due for the 2 yr shots.... These reactions are quite common at vaccine time unfortunately. Poor little guy. :-(

Sounds like classic vaccine injury. He would have been due for the 2 yr shots.... These reactions are quite common at vaccine time unfortunately. Poor little guy. :-(

#23 - hopefully his mom doesn't believe in your myth about autism.

Your mom is Britney Spears and your dad is Kevin Federline.

Doesn't this kid have enough problems?

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#23 (and 24, 25, obviously the same person) - hillbillies don't do immunizations.

This time, Britney held his face against her pussy for too long.

Praying for Britney.

Before you say anything... SHUT UP AMY... GOD can HEAR YOU!

I'm thinking maybe fibral seizures....

#4 and #10, have fun in hell.

Hopefully he's alright, that's really scary and a real shame considering it seemed like Britney was doing so well recently. Even if she isn't responsible for whatever happened to him, a seriously ill kid could definitely put you back over the edge.

They forgot to tell him not to drink out of the toilet in Louisiana.

#32 - I totally agree with you, this little retard kid is fucking things up for Britney. Hopefully he'll die.

It is called a febrile seizure because it is the result of a rapid spike in fever, usually the result of a relatively harmless disease called Rosiola (baby measles).

The kid will be fine. Well, from a purely physiological standpoint he will be fine. From a psychological one he's fucked from the get go having parents like Britney and K-fag.

Wow, the only person adding value to the boards, besides the well wishers, is # 31. Febrile Seizure was the first thing I thought of. They are scary as hell and I wish the best for little Jayden and family.

The doctors came out to talk to the Spears family in the waiting room and broke the bad news - Jayden's heart was still beating but his brain was dead. Britney's dad asked for a moment to get a handle on the news because "we've never had a liberal in the family before."

#36 - Rebecca the Sanctimonious - "adding value to the boards"??? What type of web site do you think this is - a place for worship and prayer for celebrities? Do you also go to porno sites and complain about the lack of clothing?

Hey, love me or hate me, I've killed a lot of arabs.

"febrile seizure" -- jesus, you guys are a bunch of tards just like Britney's boys. Jayden (gay name, btw, good for getting beaten up all the time in school) found mommy's stash of amphetamines. She's a fat pig without them. It's also why she should never be allowed to have the boys overnight.

The kid faked the whole thing. He was hoping to be put into child services...far away from his family. Even HE knows how much of a screw up it is.

He has a seizure disorder because of all of the camera flashes he's been exposed to by the rabid army of paparazzi that follows Britney everywhere she goes. Of course, they'd be out of business except for rabble like you, who support them (and also the new breed of completely synthetic people, like Heidi and Spencer). If all of you died right now, the world would be a better place. This is my first and only visit here.

I say we make the Repubs pay off our massive debt since they are the ones that voted in the policies we Dems disagreed with. Seems fair and balanced.

Hey mimi, can God hear the screams of little children being beaten and molested? What about families screaming when their homes are being bulldozed over by thieving pirates?

Nah, there is no God. Just demented clever evolved apes living in a world where the genius freaks at the extreme end of the gene pool have contrived devices that overly utilized resources that are finite to expediate non-sustainable luxuries.

Just kidding. We worship a god that was a criminal in the eyes of the state that he was alive in at the time. And in his bible he was told to obey the laws of that state. Does this make any sense?

flashes cause seisures, so many cameras popping at this kid all his life probably are the cause (either that or an anxiety attack or perhaps a negative reaction to travel sedatives). poor kid. I think we should no longer publish pictures of brit's kids, its clearly effecting their health. lets stop watching brittany too, let the whole spears saga evaporate, like a huge nightmare we've awoken from. like the 8 years of W, finally over.

flashes only cause seizures if you are epileptic. However. my friend went to georgia a couple years ago for about 6 months. He went to Talladega and had a seizure in the stands. That was the first in a series of siezures. and doctors dont know why. I tell ya they are puttin somethig in tha water there, thats different from whats in the water on the west coast, and people go there and this shit happens... i dunno but its wierd. hope the boy is all right. and if it turns out he is epileptic, i wonder if the pap will still flash him?

He's probably allergic to Serenity.

Britney and her family deserve our prayers.

I'm shocked to discover that the initial news was wildly exaggerated.

The little guy is allergic to stupidity, i.e. his "mother".

Recovery would include her staying as far away from him as possible for the rest of his life.

@43

I say we hold the democratically controlled congress responsible for the shit they've done to us in the past 2 years.

#50 - yeah, well, your side lost big so suck it.

It was humorous to watch the contortions of the right, as they blamed Clinton, then absolved Bush (things take time, Clinton did a lot of damage, the effects are never immediate and always delayed by a period of years, etc.), and then blamed the less than 2 year old Democratic majority congress (which suddenly could impact the country instantly, unlike the 10 years of Republican controlled congress and 8 years of President Bush).

Meanwhile, a large majority of the country looked at the results of Republican leadership and decided it was time to go the other way. After all the analysis, it was a very simple election.

It's not just us, that lost you clown. It's the whole country. Thanks, Thanks for nothing.

BTW, the economy took a huge hit the last two years. The socialist heroes you worship are not blameless. WAKE UP and Smell the bullshit.

Oh yeah, just like you butt pirates sucked it, through 8 yrs of bush?

STFU

See? 8 years of faultless leadership by Bush (6 years with a Repub-majority congress), because the minority Dems interfered with what he was trying to do. Then, 2 years of powerful destruction of the country by the Dem congress. We can only conclude that the Dems are all-powerful and the Repubs are impotent limp noodles who can't do anything even when they control the presidency, congress, the Supreme Court, a majority of federal judges, and a majority of governorships (2000-2006). You don't need new Republican leaders, you need a great big jug of Viagra and testosterone pills. Seriously, dudes, don't be so shriveled and weak. It looks like only truly "hard men" were Mark Foley and Larry Craig. Enjoy your dicksnacks.

This wasn't a minor election. It wasn't a close vote. It wasn't a defeat confined to the presidential race. More people registered as Democrats than ever before, more voted as Democrats than ever before, and they voted Democrat up and down the ballot in more states than ever before.

Reagan's revolution has finally ended, in the way all revolutions end: with corruption and weakness and strong public opposition to the incumbents (just look at Bush's historically low approval ratings).

This isn't a 4-year change. In 2010, the Dems will retain control of Congressional seats. In 2012, Obama will be reelected, because the country will bounce back - of course it will, it always does - from the catastrophic damage that Bush and the Republicans caused, and Obama will get credit, rightfully or not. We'll have learned that we can't go back to the Republican deficit-based model of funding government, which held for Reagan and every Republican president since.

MAYBE the Republicans can get their act together and get a new philosophy and attract some votes from the huge part of the country (especially in 2016) that's not old and white. But, realistically, it's going to be at least 12 years of Democrats in charge. The blacks and the latinos have learned how to follow through on voting and how to value economic concerns over religious/social concerns when voting for Democrats, and that's not going to change any time soon - they'll certainly do better under Democratic tax policies than they did under Republican tax policies. They'll also be happy that Democrats are in charge when the massive layoffs happen at the end of this year through the first half of next year. The people complaining about "handouts" haven't seen anything yet...

Meanwhile, Republican voters are literally dying off. So get used to being the "minority" party (quite an irony).

Again......

How could this happen???????

I don't care if she IS stupid AND a bad mother.
I'd STILL tap that ass!!!

Even after all these years, the little bitch is still fuckable.

Isn't it ironic that the kid gets fucked up after being in Britneys care for one fucking day?
Take them fucking kids away from that lunatic bitch before she fucking kills them!
God haven't they suffered enough?

Death to the anti-religious bigots and anybody who rambles on about politics. This is a FUCKING GOSSIP BLOG. Hell.

As for the kid, it's glaringly obvious what happened. Shitney left her little pills lying around because she hasn't had to hide them for months and months due to selling her kids to her ex. JJ ate some, had a seizure, Shitney turned it into a circus about her and had her people put up an obviously fake story about him being allergic to something.

I mean, his dad's been taking care of him for the past half year with not a single problem. Then his mawmaw takes him out for a few days and he JUST HAPPENS to have a seizure then?! Come on, people, don't assume that her lying cretinous "people" are telling the truth. They never have.

Nobody takes a kid to the hospital for HIVES.

He listened to his mother's new albums and had seizures as an allergic reaction to them. That junk would make anyone's ears and brain bleed

I can't believe some of the comments toward the baby. He's an innocent child for Christ's sake.

Everybody has their theories, and this is America. My first thought was he found her stash. Then I remembered when he fell out of the high chair and child services was called. I hope this baby is going to be okay. Screw Britney Spears and her career. Children are more important than celebrity and status.

UPDATE: Nanny accidentally fed the kid something that wasn't 99% made of Yellow 5 and the kid went through withdrawal.

Seizures in young children are very common and usually not a medical emergency, unless head trauma is the proximal cause. Many very young kids have "absence seizures" where they simply stare off and seem disconnected. They grow out of it as their brains grow up and mature. It has nothing to do with immunizations or the heralding the start of an autistic disorder.

Taking a child to the ER for an allergic reaction for any symptom -- hives, difficulty breathing, rashes -- is perfectly appropriate AND a medical emergency. Allergic reactions can spring up out of nowhere sometimes; it could be something as simple as the difference in vegetation between Los Angeles and Louisiana.

Allergic reactions can be life-threatening, and that poor child lives in the most polluted place in the country: Los Angeles, where you wake up to a layer of gray smog so thick it can choke the life out of you.

I hope the little one is OK. He needs all the luck he can get with that morass of DNA he was born into.

How could you wish something so horrible on a child? ....sucks to be a hater!!!!!! God is watching YOU.. GOD BLESS BRITNEY AND HER FAMILY*

Britney almost looks like a normal person sort of in one of these pics..almost