Nov 25 2008Britney Spears thinks she's a better parent than Kevin Federline

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Keep it classy San Diego

Credit the writer: "Here's mah belly, y'all! It'll sell them maggerzines." You managed to make me laugh to the point that I must admit, you're almost as brilliantly funny as I am!

Remember when Rolling Stone magazine was about music?

decent job covering up that double chin...some plastic surgery SHOULD be done.

Britney Spears

There was a young singer named Spears
Whose talent was left in arrears
Her songs, if you’ve heard
Are like polished up turds
Causing listeners to slice off their ears

After going through all the film, this was her best picture?
And yes she can what? Sing? I don't think so!

I'll pitch in for the chopper.

Wait. Are you talking about landing it or just pushing her out?

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Even though the fact this woman even exists offends me quite a bit,I can't help but feel she's surrounded by nothing but pimps,her daddy the worst of them.She is nothing but a payday to these people,who really don't give a fuck about anything other than keeping her together just enough to keep the money rolling in.Jamie Spears needs his ass kicked twice a day for the rest of his life.

Remember when Rolling Stone was relevant?

I'm in Rolling Stone! The ladies will check me out fo' sho'!

Unbelievable! This girl is such cartoon character... you sure she doesnt have only four fingers!

@Alliegirl

Remember when MTV was about music?
Remember when VH1 was about music?
Remember when heavy breathing and prepackaged pop wasn't music?

Those were the days.

RD, You are like a cartoon character. You have no genitals and a stupid look on your face all the time.

Britney, you were a product of media fire, always pointing the finger at every little thing you did, placing your personal life under a microscope only to have it blown way out of proportion.

You're a great mother and an excellent role model for your two children. As you learn from each experience (because let's face it, no one is taught how to be a parent), you'll also become a better person and mother.

Randal

She doesn't look attractive, she lacks talent, she has the intelligence of a carrot, the emotional stability of a dead suicide and she's is not even thankful to her father or Federline for not allowing her precious genes to go to hell, somebody tell me please, Why is she getting money and attention again?.
I really don't understand this.

Britney's doing great and ya'll suck if you don't like it!

i think we all know why they don't look like their father...........

Mike? ill say most people almost skip over what you wrote to read Randal's post until they saw RD in the sentence and went back,,,,Now, kicking them self for wasting time reading a disgruntle rough obsessed fan gibberish...

Britney? Sounds like the patella on an Anglo...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(crickets)

Britney? Sounds like the patella on an Anglo...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(crickets)

Damn... one errant double click... double the corniness. I blame the subject matter.

This should be an ad campaign for adobe photoshop!!!

Shit...I'm tired of this bitch...
Skankney needs to shut her fuckin mouth...no more interviews...everytime that bitch opens her mouth she says something fuckin incredibly stupid.
Havoc...I'm going for pushing the bitch out of the copter...right on top of Randal.
Mike and RoughDaddy sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes fudge, then comes ludge, then comes RD with his ass on backwards!
What a fuckin waste of my time...

People who come on celebrity blogs and complain about how much britney is posted about are HILARIOUS! she's one of the most famous people on the planet, what.do.you.expect? she sells. live with it.

Never thought her husband would leave her?

didn't she divorce him?

I remember when Rolling Stone was all about the music man. Why do I need a copy with Britney Spear's airbrushed belly on the cover? Oh yeah, the litter needs changing. Y'all!

#19, a "dead suicide" has the maximum amount of emotional stability possible, assuming that they aren't re-animated.

Okay Brit, time to keep your mouth shut. I think she looks cute, but they could have done a better photo shoot.

Okay Brit, time to keep your mouth shut. I think she looks cute, but they could have done a better photo shoot.

Not bad, but the magazine is shit.

Gee she is sooooooooooooo ugly, she looks like she is in her 40's.
And what a liar, she does cuss in front of her kids, we have heard
you bitch. She is so arrogant and blames everyone else for all her troubles when she is fully to blame for ALL of it. Kevin is no saint but he is a much better parent than this selfish whore will ever be. She is pathetic. And Rolling Stone haven't been about music for a long ass time. Since they started putting this talentless slut on their covers.

What I love is how all the media outlets are giving Britney this free advertising to tell everyone how awesome she is now that she's not behaving like a truck stop hooker. And way to manage our expectations, Brit Brit: "Hey, I'm not showing my vag to the entire world and puking up overpriced drinks in my car, so I'm old. I really miss those carefree days of 6 months ago when I blacked out all the time and drove my car into stuff. Good times. Whaddaya mean I have two kids? The fuck?"

RE "Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn't get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids."

Mothers say this shit all the time and it is ALWAYS a lie. They yap on their cell phone constantly, dropping F-bombs left and right and then shit a brick when their precious says "fuck" and gets scolded by a grandparent or teacher.

if i had a sniper rifle.........

People keep paying attention to her because they like train wrecks. You look at a pile of cow poop - you're disgusted but there's a dark part of people who still look.

@37, if you had a sniper rifle I should hope you would turn it on Eliott_Spitz_on_Her for that patella anglo joke.

@37, if you had a sniper rifle I should hope you would turn it on Eliott_Spitz_on_Her for that patella anglo joke.

bah-dum-bump!

(end scene)

britney....i love you and all, but good grief, LET THE BELLY RING GO!!! so nasty.....

britney....i love you and all, but good grief, LET THE BELLY RING GO!!! so nasty.....

I hate to be mean, but she needs to close her mouth. why does she always have her mouth open in pictures? And the hair is so 80's but I guess thats "in" right now.

If she's bipolar, she's def in a manic phase, judging by the photo.

I have to agree on the belly ring. Otherwise, I think that's the hottest photo she's ever shot.

To those blasting Jamie Spears - he's the only one who gives a damn to take care of her. Her mother treated her like a whore and a mealticket - encouraging her to relate to everyone on a sexual level and never setting any limits.

We all know Britney can't sing and has little real talent but it's rather sad that she's been pushed to the limits of crazy and beyond because her mom cared more about making a buck off of her.

Kevin might be rather trashy but he seems to keep his nose clean, take care of the kids and stay out of trouble.

I especially hate the "go Britney!" stuff I hear. She's closer to 30 than to 20 but expresses herself like a slow 15 year old. She's still a child and needs to learn discipline and self control. Her father seems to be trying. Look how well her mom did with Jamie-Lynn? Knocked up at 16, letting the boyfriend spend the night. Pretty bad. At least her father is trying to take care of her. It's just sad that a 27 year old has to have her father take care of her like a child or she goes off the deep end.

Who the HELL poses like that? What a contrived picture.

Rolling Stone hasn't been relevant in decades.

Britney is still beautiful.
All of us,including you jealous losers,
should continue to pray for Britney.

What was that song she did......"I'm not that talented"

Maybe she think she is better than Kevin. However, living with both parents is better than divorce.

I like how one of the headline on the mag says 'skanky Brits.'

If the media stopped hyping her and never reported on or gave her another cover, she would disappear into obscurity.

Thing is, no matter how 'f'ed up' or metally unbalenced she is, people will still embrace her and throw money her way. I am fairly certain she could take a dump on her fans heads and they would run laughing home with some sort of brain-heat happiness only later to bitch and moan. But they'd still love her. It's mind blowing and on every level of retarded.

This talentless chick is really like Herpes; It goes away, and then resurfaces 2 weeks later.

That cover is fucking awful.

ayn rand @47 is totally right. Jamie Spears is doing a good job, but poor britney has been badly messed up but her money-grubbing mother. Britney reminds me of other child stars who stay children for the rest of their lives. (Like Michael Jackson, Edward Furlong, Macauly Culkin). Maybe Britney has peter-pan syndrome too & she really does have the developmental age of 15. Poor thing.

@12- Are you forgetting that it was her dad who stepped in and got things under control? I can't believe that you're actually making him out to be a villian when he deserves nothing but praise for caring enough about Britney to take her out of her self-destructive path.
What I also can't understand is why everyone is making K-fed out to be this great dad. Is everyone forgetting that HE CHEATED ON HIS PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND with Britney in the first place?? Seriously, you're kidding yourself if you think that he wanted those kids for any reason other than money. I'm sure that if Shar Jackson started acting how Britney was he wouldn't be in such a hurry to get custody of those kids.

well, everybody has their own opinions. i personally think she looks really cute and natural. these photographers/photo editors choose these certain photos to go on the cover for a reason, you know?

she doesnt look contrived at all; look at her face, it looks like shes just messing around and having a good time and a laugh.

people forget shes just a young girl from a small town. im sure she was most comfortable and normal in the clothes shes wearing. it seems more real than those super-made up photo shoots everyones done before. this seems more low maintenance and back to her roots.

but thats just me. hate on her all you want.

Photoshopped Stone Magazine.

Apparantly she's on her way to England this week, I'm warning you now if you don't keep her I'm sending Jordan and Kerry Katona. And you will be sorry!

So Rolling Stone owns a copy of Photoshop...big whoop.

jeezus give her a break. i bet half the reason shes still so popular is because twats like you still need to make fun of her to feel better about yourself. shes doin good now, i was never a britney fan but i'm happy to see her getting her life back together.

she is really ugly bitch.no one believes in her anymore.SHE WILL BE BREAK AGAIN SOON.AND SHE WILL DISAPOINT HER FANS TOO.SHE IS NOT STRONG AS MADONNA.MADONNA IS PERFECT.QUEEN OF POP.BRIT NEVER WILL BE LIKE HER

Ya can't airbrush crazy...

Britney should focus on her true fans, which would be her kids.

I like that just cuz she's not fat anymore and maybe off one medication she's apparently "back." According to who? Her record company? Let's let them force feed us other little girls to break under the pressure of fame. BRING ON THE VIRGINS

She may be nuts but I always feel a sexual pull when I see her photos. Maybe it's her foot fetish.....

Britney has a disease that's immune to money, stylists and meds. It's called STUPIDITY y'all.

"I feel like an old person now," she says one afternoon, as a manicurist applies rhinestones and girly pink lacquer to her chewed-up nails."

Rolling Stone's article was very sarcastic indeed. I wonder if Britney ever got the joke? I guess not.

you need Filthy Richmond

Shouldnt judge persons by where they grew up I have lived in trailer parks, and I can tell you, most of the persons were a hell of a lot nicer than those in a Mc Mansion in a a gated community. Yeah, dipshit, talking to you now. Own my home and 47 acres. Paid off. By the grace of God and pure luck, I guess. Quit the shit about trailer parks and trailer trash. How would you like it if you were refered to as "project trash". I get so damn tired of double standards.

I AGREE

K-Fed is a lazy jerk who took advantage of his wife's mental breakdown that he helped create by cheating on her when she was pregnant.

I do not believe he is the better parent when Britney is stable. He has nannies taking care of those kids, he is not doing it.

I loved Britney since then, I'm so happy that she is back now. People will always judge her. But millions of people still love her including me. Success is not measured by how high you reach the top but on the way you stand up with every downfall. Britney had a troubled life but now she's putting back every thing in her life and that is success.

TO BRITNEY`s HATERS:
everytime you guys say something negative about her you are actually making her stronger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there are more britney´s fans than britney´s hater in this fucking world

Golly Gee! Not only are crybabies jealous of beautiful Britney.
They're also jealous Kevin,Lynn,Jamie and entire Spears family.

I agree she has come a long way. She was brought up in the world of crazziness and had a break down who hasn't after a divorce and a bum of a husband like K Fed. Give the girl credit for putting her life back on and working at it, she has come a long way, and I agree K Fed does not deserve any money joint custody 50/50 with no money at all, K Fed get a job maybe you will loose some weight. Unless you have gone through a divorce and depression don't judge.

What can I say?I can't figure her out!Britney is a mystery unsolved!!!! hik !hik! ....