Nov 29 2008Britney Spears pretends to be Madonna for a bunch of Germans

oh dear...

Um. Where's the choreography?

oh dear...

She is only fake.

Modonna is not a remarkable dancer (singer, writer-hire fixers, etc.) either, but Britney used to be much better. I'll be surprised if she gets back to "Slave 4 U" status.

Looks like she at least let some pros help with wardrobe. Practice the dancing.

i love britney! she looks so much better i hope she continues keeping herself up to par looking great.

i love britney! she looks so much better i hope she continues keeping herself up to par looking great.

Crap. Forgot to link that nifty Ann Coulter picture from Maxim in my name.

Ninth! Yes! Get in!!

She could never dance, could not sing! All she had was her looks.
She was and is a disney no talent creation.
She doesnt look bad in leather though!

Epic FAIL.

Sad. I agree with Narcissist about Slave 4 U...I want her to get back to that, but at this point I've been disappointed too much to see it ever happening.
Either she needs to fire her choreographer or just practice A LOT more (or both), The moves are easy and bland, but she's still not nailing them with an ounce of the precision she used to have as a performer.
She's not even singing for christ's sake! What's with the stupid, akward arm dancing?
I've seen high school talent shows with better choreography and execution. Like I said, SAD.
At least she looks better...but she'll never get the body she used to have back.

Mimi will be rubbing herself all day!

Who the hell is paying her for this no-talent crap?

Okay...I just watched the end because I couldn't take it all in at once...I retract my former statement of SAD and replace it with TRAGIC. I think you can see that deep down she feels the same way with that sad, forced smile on her face at the end of the performance. "Oh gawd they're just staring at me like the last time...please clap, ya'll...oh, thank gawd they're clapping...why are they all frowning?..." *as she dies little more inside*

one word to describe that. PITIFUL!!!

Notice the less-than-enthusiastic applause? I guess poor Brit can't even get no respect in a foreign country. Maybe she should try Japan?

The choreography is lousy, and she isn't comfortable enough with the moves. Or maybe she's just not comfortable in those shoes. Either way, she looked nervous, and that song requires a lot of confidence.

That video of her practicing in a studio a few weeks ago was much better. She's just scared right now, and it shows.

BTW, I've never been a fan, but she has got some skill, and I would like to see her doing well again, because I feel so sorry for her.

read somewhere she's puking everything she eats to look like that

Holy crap she has lost weight!!!

Already done...Marlene Dietrich was better.

She's looking less clumsy and lost than she did on the VMAs, but, by God, her singing is even worse than it's ever been.

God, she use to be so good. What the hell happened? It seems like she has lost her confidence. Of course this was A LOT better than the VMA performance. I think she is slowly regaining some confidence and maybe she will be as good someday.

She is musch bether than Mariah Charey who can kardly move and yet pretend to be the same age ash Birhthey.

No shots of her from behind? wtf? I wanna see her nekkid butt bent over, that's how she looks most pretty!

You don't deserve this, Britney!

LEAVE MY BABY ALONE!!!

Britney is still as gorgeous as ever.
Her so-called 'disaster' over a year ago
is probably the most famous event
in entertainment history.
Once again she has the last laugh.

I'm glad to see Britney doing so well,
Rough Daddy can take his ass straight to hell.

Oh Shitney, oops u did it again.
NOW GO AWAY

If somebody told me that Brittany would be able to recover from the gal who shaved her head, beating on cars with a stick, I would thought you were on Drugs!

No talent Mickey Mouse bullshit. She can't sing, can't dance, and can't act. The curtains got pulled on the slutty barely legal virgin gig a long long time ago and it is time to move back to the Louisiana swamps to suck on alligator dick and reminisce about being famous.

@25 - Agreed, if it isn't a burger shot it isn't worth a second of my time.

Mimi - your BFF sucks it epically and will hopefully be found dead in a ditch soon.

Britney looks great...though I don't think she can breathe in that thing!!!

joejam, and you'd be right.

#17 is right about the lukewarm applause and this coming from the country who made David Hasselhoff a recording star. "life in the fast lane will surely make you lose your mind" fits.

Britney Spears

There was a young singer named Spears
Whose talent was left in arrears
Her songs, if you’ve heard
Are like polished up turds
Causing listeners to slice off their ears

I'd like to congratulate you personally, Britney, for smashing your tune to the German masses! The back beat of the thumping bass went well with your quick and bolt jolting moves.

The remix version, which got the crowd on their feet and finally excited, created a vibe that lasted for the remainder of the show.

It's no fluke that Womanizer has topped the charts, setting all before in flames and ashes.

Randal

hahah get your mind out the gutter mimi! how you know i didnt mean for another reason? too much turkey can do that!!! i think

Limerick man can try but he'll never win.
Unfunny to the point of sin.
You dumfucking twit
you're poems are shit
And if it sucked once don't use it again.

"It's no fluke that Womanizer has topped the charts, setting all before in flames and ashes."

You fucking kill me, Randal!

She dances like a white girl

She dances like a white girl

She dances like a white girl

fake smiles

win...sin...again"

Doesn't rhyme.

Sir Richard McBeef

There once was a sweetheart named Dick
Who fancied himself a quick-wit
But try as he might
He could not learn to write
'Cause he was born when his mom took a shit

she'd better return to drugs, and probably she's under their effect

holy shit - weenis salutes

That was so bad! she didn't even dance...

I think she looks phenomenal and deserves so much credit for getting back up in front of audiences after everything that has been said about her.

That being said, her singing was never the main act and it looks like she has lost the emphasis on dance that was her trademark. I'm afraid the interest of audiences has waned and "Circus" may just be too apt a name for this album.

She would do better if she just released an honest musical effort and stopped trying to recapture the Pop Princess thing. She's older and has two children and isn't innovative enough to be another Madonna. (not that I would wish that for anyone either!)

HAHA I love the limerick battles!!

Richard McBeef

There once lived a Beefy pro-tem
Who could not learn to use his own pen
Declaring "writing's for snobs"
He returned to his job
Sucking cocks of the sweaty longshoremen

not to be a pervert but ... she has a really nice body. she looks soooooo much better now than she ever has, she actually has some meat on her. LOOK AT THOSE FUCKIN BUTTCHEEKS, they look delicious.

#21: Marlene Dietrich? really? britney is just reviving the old hollywood style mixing it with an old fashioned circus. i think its really great/ the cd is amazing! id like to see Marlene Dietrich try to fit in that outfit!

She looks great and as soon as I get my dick out of 5-stars mom I'm gonna spear that Britney's ass.

See, I can be as classy as the rest of you guys.

#1) German still scares the hell out of me... I kept envisioning all those people planning an invasion of Poland during that dude's intro lol

#2) why is it at the end of her performance Britney has this look like "yeayy I DID it! I really did it!" shoddy mediocre you-can-almost-see-her-counting-out-the-steps performance, and the look on her face is as if she just cured AIDS or something lmao.... the 'crazy' is still present people - no matter what she'll ever dooooooo!

I'm just surprised no one can see what she is doing... she's morphing into a Madonna mini me (FISH, help me out I think that's what you were alluding to?). First she appears with Skeletor on concert tour wearing normal-ish (by Brittney standard) and singing.... next she's appearing in a top hat, fishnets and mesh in the middle.... again the no talent & inability to sing... MADONNA mini-mes gonna be running the planet if people don't stop listening to Madonna.... Kabblah's plot to take over the world.
*goes to put my tin foil hat on so the Kablah cronies can't read my thoughts*

Kellyanne, I am with you babe, those buttcheeks are fanfuckintastic. I think this is the look that Madonna was really going for(instead she ended up with "dried-up mummy in a sarcophagus who worked out a little too much and
got herpes from Sandra Bernhard.') Whatever she is doing,I would keep doing
it and not pay attention to the Madonna fans who think people copy her. Noone
has copied her in at least fifty years.Madonna didn't look HOT like that even when she was Britneys age.

defo wouldnt kick her out of bed

Douchie, back in the late 80's older lesbians who primarilly "courted" younger(under 18) girls were called "daddies". Now, there were different types of daddies, a rough daddy was one who was into rough sex, you know, spanking, biting, clamps, spanking, slapping, maybe a closed fist or two.

While I'm a fan and root root root for the Britney, but I can't help myself from sharing these random thoughts...
-Does any German actually deserve an award? Well, besides the obvious...
-Hasn't post-WWII Germany suffered enough?
-Was it necessary for the announcer to compare the works of Spears to those of Konrad Kujau?
-Britney's performance reminds me of every aerobics show I've ever watched where the woman on the is considered "low-impact".
-At least she's actually singing...well, about 1/16th of the song, you know the part that's off-key.

@55: Go and get some history lessons.... In case you don't know, the young Germans are way more tolerant than Americans and Germany is NOT participating in the Iraq war! So why don't you go back to your trailer and stop commenting about countries you couldn't even point out on a map!

Good backwood boy! another useless info... let me ask you! have you been simmering in your own stench since i left last night? i cant imagine you having a social life...

this is soo yesterday. shouldn't you be talking about her x factor performance???? omg!!! you're sooo sooo late with the news.

I remember (le fag) disclose that info a couple of days ago,,,who else would know something like that? maybe backwood boy and le fag are the same jackass!

Maybe she was jetlagged? Or uninspired from the DEAD AUDIENCE. The next night in Paris she was much better: http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/britney%2Bspears%2Bstar%2Bac/video/x7jy89_britney-spears-womanizer-star-ac-8_music

WTF??? Can I get a gig like this in Germany? I mean my top selling song "Womb Beater" from my fantastic CD (in the making over five minutes ago), "Uberpenius" is going to be huge over there. Britney shall we tour together (you are still caged/sedated at night, correct)?

She is completely without talent. Always was.

Why didnt she get naked like in the video for this song? This is Germany for Christ sakes, they have porn in their breakfast commercials. Certainly a nude performance would have made this much better, it is after all the only thing that makes this abysmal song tolerable.

I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.

Limerick-Man - What are you, a limey? Call me a redneck yankee but the way i pronounce "again" rhymes with sin. you probably pronounce it so it rhymes with sane. There are three different pronunciations according to webster, so use your imagination, motherfucker.

I appreciate the follow-up limericks, good sir. Keep them coming. But don't post the same one twice.

Everyone that says she has no talent - get real!!!! Of course she has talent! Why do you think she keeps bringing out records and people keep watching her every move and continue to be facinated/amused/confused /obsessed by her (including all of you on here).

She will never disapear off the radar - she will go down as a legend like it or not. She is probably one of the most famous people in world.

Like her or hate her - she is here to stay.

Everyone likes themselves a bit of Britney - including me :)

71- exactly.

I am so tired of whiney people, losers that piss and moan about how she has no talent bla bla bla.
Shut up, it doesn't matter really what you say.

You don't like her voice??
There are plenty of praised artists that don't have the most pitch perfect crazy range voices.
Bruce Springsteen doesn't sing like Pavarotti did, etc. But he still does well and people enjoy his music.

Britney can carry a tune and has her own kittenish little sound that has obviously worked for her, as she has many hit songs and a diamond record.

I have associates that attended the x factor performance who have informed me that she was excellent, and sang with the back track and they could hear her live vocals.

She sang live on Saturday night live, check footage if you don't believe it. Maybe you don't like her voice, but so what??
That is obviously not all that it takes to be famous or have hit albums. Sorry to inform you of this news.

She writes some of her music, she choreographs dances, has taught dance classes, can sing, has appeal.

Lots of people can sing, there is more to having fun music that people want to hear.

#72 Randal, you little kitten you. Come out, Come out, where ever you are.

I saw her on a UK program called the X Factor,
and all she did was mime.

Debs

Mr. McBeef,

Well played, good sir. Until next time...

she won a german bambi award but she also won another german award...the golden raspberry, which is an award for the greatest losers in the entertainment industry haha.

be sure: THEY'RE USED TO AMERICAN LOSERS, folks!!

is it just me or do Randal's comments seem close to Rough Daddy's...I'm just saying?

average looking frumpy deadbeat mom in a top hat and fake smile with no admirable talent.

hooray

What's with the creepy catalogue smile?

Its like watching a previously great boxer who is just hanging on too long. They might be able to get down to the weight but you watch from behind your hand as you wait for it all to go horribly, horribly wrong.

It reminds me of Jess Simpson really...I wonder when the countrified remix is out.

HAHA ... # 61 is a pissed-off German! ....people, be careful with the Germans, they have an ueber-guilt-feeling for all kinds of things that happened in the past - and even though non of us might care anymore who started WWII, they think we do!! And they get all itchy about it and lecture you on how nice and good they are nowadays *lol*rofl*

Someone needs to give her a serious pep talk before she enters the stage. You are supposedly the princess of pop- act like it! In addition, I could choreograph better moves! Britney hire me! I'll give you a motivational pep talk & a better routine. You know who's dance routine was the best - Beyonce's from her single ladies video and ama performance. Britney, watch that video and take some tips from Beyonce and you will flourish.

You people need to cut this woman some slack. She's been through enough already. It's nice to see her looking so good and getting back on stage. It's understandable that she has lost some confidence because of all the people out there like you that want to harass her and be so damn mean. I always liked her and felt so bad when I saw the troubles she was having. This is coming from a young single mother, I know how a lot of that feels... Keep it up Britney! You're looking awesome and never listen to these assholes!!

@82: I'm from France....Best nation in the world!

What's with the faked woody wppd pecker voice? tuneless song. Total and utter shit.

i can't believe i'm saying this about britney in 2008, but her body is SMOKING.

She is really gone mad trying to ape Madonna.

@ 61, 85: confusing! I always thought French are supposed to DISlike Germans as well?? :-) .....but 'best nation' - no comment on that one *lol*

Even the Germans aren't feeling this bullshit! They barley clapped! What happened to her dancing! She can't even do that anymore she is so sad!!

i love britney. i hate that she jacked t-pain's whole theme, like wtf was she thinking with "circus". she looks so damn silly.

She did really well in this performance. Yeah!

That forced smile to too funny. Go away Twitney, you're over.

Louise Chicone/ Faith Hill

Hope this isn't the new MO on Superficial, going on about how great someone's bum looked on tv (beyonce last week?) and then not posting pix of those beautiful bongos for your readers pleaure! Ok maybe i don't actually read all that much, but i do look faithfully at the pictures,,

Britney shouldn't hijack Madonna's shit when she's about to fail in performance comparison. It's really sad that Madonna, at 50, kicks the shit out of 27 year old Britney in dancing, energy, innovation and life. I guess age really is just a number.

britneys back bitchesss haha

wow, she is getting back on top

wow, she is getting back on top

I do like looking at her legs. She just seems short on confidence or something.

waw