Nov 21 2008Britney Spears' impersonation of her dad yields a shocking truth
Like the strange warts you got from the strip club restroom, clips of Britney Spears' new documentary Britney: For the Record continue to show up online. The latest features Britney doing an impersonation of her father/conservator Jamie Spears talking on the phone (via Us Magazine):
"This is my dad," Spears, 26, says while pacing back and forth between takes of her "Womanizer" video.
"'Britney, get your a-- in here and sit down right there!'" she says, switching into a Southern twang. Jamie - Spears' permanent conservator - spent most of his life in Louisiana.
"'She don't listen to me,'" Spears continues. "'She screams at me, and she gets on me [for] screaming at her...you have to talk some f--king sense into her."
While the impression is pretty remarkable coming from Britney Spears, I couldn't help but notice one glaring fact. Turns out when Jamie Spears talks on the phone he disappears for an hour. Think about that for a second, he's gone for AN HOUR. Who's watching Britney? Although this does explain how she's meeting men and why the pies cooling on my windowsill keep disappearing.
Photos: Flynet
Reader Comments
1. HAHAHAH - November 21, 2008 5:32 PM
FIRST~~!!!!! HOES
2. HAHAHAH - November 21, 2008 5:32 PM
FIRST~~!!!!! HOES
3. Rachel - November 21, 2008 5:33 PM
ha
4. Whatthefuckisthat? - November 21, 2008 5:33 PM
Come on
5. HAHAHAH - November 21, 2008 5:34 PM
suck on that. I WAS FIRST!
OMG FINALLY :]
6. Tammy - November 21, 2008 5:46 PM
Poor BritBrit
7. samson - November 21, 2008 5:52 PM
Whoa. What is that on her right wrist in pic 3? Looks like a car-lighter burn. Ouch/ew.
8. Agnes McSeymour - November 21, 2008 6:00 PM
samon, it's a a tattoo of a pair of lips.
9. kurtlar vadisi 48. bolum - November 21, 2008 6:00 PM
thanxx.. uslu girl
10. Vanessa - November 21, 2008 6:02 PM
it's a tattoo of lips on her wrist!
11. Vanessa - November 21, 2008 6:02 PM
it's a tattoo of lips on her wrist!
12. Lisa - November 21, 2008 6:04 PM
It's a tattoo of some lips. Not a car-lighter burn.
13. Tina - November 21, 2008 6:04 PM
@HAHAHAH-
Congrats, your tropheys in the mail
14. CaptainMorgan - November 21, 2008 6:08 PM
Umm, she's hot to look at and all, but she's just gotta keep her mouth shut. This moving pictures program that she's part of is going to further hurt her image, rather than help it. Just pose nude, or do a porno if you want to be popular again! Please!
15. allan greenspan - November 21, 2008 6:51 PM
A year ago, I never thought I'd say this, but. . . I'd hit it!
16. geishaho - November 21, 2008 6:56 PM
go brit brit...<3 yew
17. Sapphire - November 21, 2008 7:09 PM
wow, she lost a lot of weight, she looks a lot better again now! Like back in the olden days, she's not a porker anymore. She looks great!
18. Jackson'shole - November 21, 2008 7:43 PM
She's ugly and annoying. Please go away forever. And nice touch with the short bus lunatic kiss ass laughing hysterically in the background. I didn't smile one time during her "genius impression."
19. humpin frog - November 21, 2008 7:56 PM
Wow! Now if she wasn't fucking legally insane, that shit would be funny. Let's talk about how that "hillbilly" daddy saved her life and her two innocent young boys from being dressed as Twinkies and eaten. Man, the hours of laughter that would be! You know like the time she was driving around with her baby baking in the backseat of her convertible, while she's on the phone. Fun times that. Oh, and the time she cut off all her hair and beat a truck with an umbrella. Good times all.
20. - November 21, 2008 8:00 PM
Best she's looked in the last year and a half!
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22. Sport - November 21, 2008 10:01 PM
wacky shit.
23. friendlyfires - November 22, 2008 12:13 AM
Yeah, she's gotta' do a sitcom, she's not half bad when she's focused
24. gerard Vandenberg - November 22, 2008 12:17 AM
.......................she was a miscarriage, folks!!
25. Britney is pathetic - November 22, 2008 7:46 AM
She is an ungrateful idiot that deserves this public walk of shame.
26. Randal - November 22, 2008 9:00 AM
Here comes Britney once again, styling an original look we haven't seen on her yet. Style change means attitude change and Britney's hitting every bullseye of late.
A classic T with an even classier logo hugs her frame perfectly. Brown accents from large glasses and a killer hat brings out the pink hue of her soft skin.
Adding contrast that sticks out in a crowd, a red hand bag full of the days essentials gets Britney through a busy day.
Randal
27. missywissy - November 22, 2008 10:45 AM
You people that praise Britney Spears..... yikes.
That dad must be pretty strong not to have given up on her.
I bet her kids have more maturity in their little pinky fingers than Britney has all together.
She really needs to grow the fuck up. All those people around her are paid to laugh at her. And you all that like her are footing the bill.
28. wotlk leveling guide - November 22, 2008 10:55 AM
What's with her shirt?
29. me - November 22, 2008 11:15 AM
Why does she keep wearing the same trousers?
30. KMS - November 22, 2008 11:20 AM
I feel sorry for her father. What a frikin nightmare to have to save your crazy-ass daughter from herself and her sycophantic hangers-on.
31. Balls McCoy - November 22, 2008 1:46 PM
I can already see how this turns out, Jamie takes some more calls, runs off for a few hours to make deals on Britney behalf...fast forward 2011, Britney's accountants find discrepancies in Jamie's expenses. Millions have gone missing.
Britney sues Jamie. One big happy...
32. Sakurada - November 22, 2008 1:50 PM
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33. LivewireT - November 22, 2008 2:55 PM
*cue soap opera music *
(An houglass appears on screen)
"Like the strange warts you got from the strip club restroom"
so are the days of Britney's lives
34. diddleysquat - November 22, 2008 3:24 PM
Britney, if you don't want to be in the public eye anymore, then DON'T. Simple as that. This chick has enough money to retire ten times over, and she keeps making a spectacle of herself, and expects sympathy at the same time. Go off the deep end and fukkin end it Britney, cause most of the population doesn't give a shit about you anyway. And sign your money over to me 'cause I'll enjoy it more than you do.
35. RanduhL - November 22, 2008 3:52 PM
Dear Britney,
It is so nice to see that you are wearing very complimentary sunglasses. I'm sure that they are UVA, UVB, UVC coated to protect those beautiful eyes of yours. That sparkle in your eye is inspiring and intoxicating at the same time.
The hat is very fashion forward and a lovely earth tone. Way to go, girl. Set the trends and have everyone follow. You don't let the media control you...you send the message that Brit's back, baby!
It warms my heart to see that you are back on top!
XOXO
RanduhL
36. joe m - November 29, 2008 12:53 PM
So many ugly losers being jealous of beautiful Britney!
Not surprising!