Nov 13 2008Brad Pitt to Jennifer Aniston: 'So, uh, WTF?'
Brad Pitt reportedly called Jennifer Aniston to complain about her recent interview in Vogue where she took issue with Angelina Jolie. Can't the two just get along? I mean, so Angelina had insane monkey sex with Jen's internationally handsome husband who then very publicly dumped her on her ass. That shit happens all the time. The Chicago Sun-Times reports:
One would have to assume Pitt's irritation was due to Aniston's comment that it was ''uncool'' Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ''Mr. and Mrs. Smith.''
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston -- leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ''totally thrown'' by Aniston's Vogue interview, thinking she had already ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Or one with a rapidly fading acting career whose love life has been reduced to dating John Mayer. That probably didn't help.
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1. BradCheatedWhyAin'tHeTheShit - November 13, 2008 11:34 AM
Just Sayin...
2. Balls McCoy - November 13, 2008 11:37 AM
Nice 'stache, remove your hat, dick.
3. John Mayer - November 13, 2008 11:37 AM
Ya know, I'm kinda thinking it wasn't so special after all when she swallowed. Maybe it didn't mean I was the most special guy in her life. Besides, when I think about it, she had pretty much the same expression on her face before and after.
4. dave - November 13, 2008 11:38 AM
what angelina wants, angelina gets. Its a fact of life
5. jn - November 13, 2008 11:39 AM
wait a minute, he cheats on her then has the nerve to call her about being upset about an interview, wtf?
what a little bitch. I hope he gets herpies from that skank.
6. Dr. Phil - November 13, 2008 11:40 AM
Angelina is the type of crazy that can get really really wet. Anuston is the the type of crazy that stays really really dry. Brad probably mulled it over for about 1/100th of a second before making his choice.
7. Rough Daddy - November 13, 2008 11:43 AM
John Mayer is a fool if he stays, this broad will never get over this....
8. pelps - November 13, 2008 11:44 AM
wow, wow, wow, this happens all the time!
Then have you noticed another phenomenon? May-December romance is also very popular in Hollywood, guess that's why the Age-Gap dating is hot on ===Agelessmate.com === only that people there are more sincere and true love focused!!!
9. Rough Daddy - November 13, 2008 11:45 AM
#4 very true, it start with the genes..
10. Jake - November 13, 2008 11:54 AM
I love all the people who still get mad that Brad "cheated." Look, he was with Aniston for a long time and he got bored. That happens to all guys with their girlfriends or wives. After awhile, it gets old. Sorry, but that's the truth. Brad was able to act on that and go fuck a new, exciting chick, just like we all dream of. Lucky, lucky guy. We'd all drop our pigs if we could do that.
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12. Vince - November 13, 2008 11:56 AM
" 10. Jake - November 13, 2008 11:54 AM
I love all the people who still get mad that Brad "cheated." Look, he was with Aniston for a long time and he got bored. That happens to all guys with their girlfriends or wives. After awhile, it gets old. Sorry, but that's the truth. Brad was able to act on that and go fuck a new, exciting chick, just like we all dream of. Lucky, lucky guy. We'd all drop our pigs if we could do that."
100% true.
13. A. - November 13, 2008 11:56 AM
Not for nothing, but Angelina Jolie wasted no time in talking about how Brad was the love of her life and all that crap. Brad probably signed his divorce papers and Maddox's adoption papers with the same pen for Christ sake. Why shouldn't Jennifer Aniston have her say?
14. SrfStrng - November 13, 2008 12:00 PM
AHHHH! I am getting more and more upset about this whole thing. Aniston is a BITCH! I wish I could talk about the truth and tell the whole world what I know. Their marriage was DOOMED way before Brad filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Angelina Jolie was not the problem or the one to hold responsible for the split between Aniston and Pitt. Jen is bitter, angry, she is a nobody and most of all she is all ALONE! She needs to move on and let it go, specially because she knows that the only one responsible for her split was no other than HERSELF! I just hope that with this, either Brad or Jen come out clean and tell the world what really happened between them. How about it Jen? If you are going to talk, maybe you should be the one telling why your marriage went down hill. STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR MISTAKES!!!
15. Harley bob - November 13, 2008 12:01 PM
WTF is giving him fashion advice? Jolie? That might be grounds right there.
16. Mandy - November 13, 2008 12:02 PM
"Why shouldn't Jennifer Aniston have her say?"
Because when you lose, you need to shut up, or you look desperate, powerless, and bitter. For example: Republicans after Nov.4.
17. simplicity - November 13, 2008 12:03 PM
Who gives a flying monkey about Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie..
seriously?
Who fkn cares that one group split up
how it happened
who it was with
who's together now
fkn High School Gossip
18. jesse - November 13, 2008 12:03 PM
@ #10 & #12.. Really? If your wives and girlfriends are such pigs and you are SO bored, why wouldn't you have the balls to just oh idk, leave them? Do you not have free will? It's men like you (and Brad Pitt) who make the entire pathetic race of males look just that, pathetic.
19. Fernando Narcos - November 13, 2008 12:04 PM
I would be touchy too if my old lady looked like an anorexic,crossdressing Jon Voight,and the chick I left her for was still as hot as she was 10 years ago.
20. So Right - November 13, 2008 12:05 PM
Angelina Jolie deserves every bit of sh*t she gets. She could care less about anyone else but herself. Brad is a total idiot. I won't pay to see either one of their movies because they're both such narcissistic jerks. Jenn can say whatever she wants. Just because she says something is "uncool" doesn't mean she's not over it. She's just speaking the truth.
21. Partridge - November 13, 2008 12:05 PM
She only said angie was "uncool" i dont see what the fuss is about
22. CC - November 13, 2008 12:08 PM
uhh...Brad & Angelina are just selfish horny assholes. that's all, I still love them though
23. Uncle Eccoli - November 13, 2008 12:13 PM
@18
Agreed. Men who cheat on their wives are worthless pieces of shit. I love my wife. I can tell you from experience that if you've got your head on straight, it's immensely satisfying to turn some temptress away and go home to your wife.
Having said that, Aniston needs to get a grip.
24. all men - November 13, 2008 12:14 PM
We need to rid the world of neurotic clingy women who don't understand that guys get bored with them. They're the buzzkills of adult male life.
25. mack - November 13, 2008 12:14 PM
Brad.
Dude, it time to move on to a new chick. Dump Angelina and her annoying baby collecting and get some hot young piece of hollywood ass that will worship YOU for once.
26. Sport - November 13, 2008 12:15 PM
SO basically Brad is bitter for being called out on his affair?
Fag.
27. reality - November 13, 2008 12:16 PM
"I can tell you from experience that if you've got your head on straight, it's immensely satisfying to turn some temptress away and go home to your wife."
No it isn't. Guys who do that do it out of fear. Grow a pair, buddy.
28. Andy - November 13, 2008 12:18 PM
Hey look, you only live once. Forget the religious delusions, when you die, it's over, that's it. So fuck whoever you want, because you're not going to get any type of do-over. The people who disagree with that (mostly women) are insecure, joyless, and controlling. Fuck 'em all.
29. Kelsy - November 13, 2008 12:18 PM
Oh WTFity, FUCK? This pompus, self-righteous, prick & his husband stealing heifer got their feelings hurt? WHATEVER. If the truth is ugly, I am soooo sorry. The fact is they both are full of shit, pretending to be so wonderful saving the poor children of the world from poverty, battling for Gay rights, "We won't get married until EVERYONE can get married". I would NEVER sleep with a married man, lying ass, she used her beauty & kooty cat to steal him. They rubbed it in JA's face, that's the cold hard truth. He makes me sick, he becomes who ever he is involved with at the time...his ass was NEVER into saving the fucking world, helping the homeless, or supporting Gay's, He was all into marriage until he got whipped by NO MARRIAGE required, I will PUSSY whip you to death ass St. Angelina. Which BTW, he looks like..DEATH. It is about time she stood up for herself. They prove beauty, (in his cast PAST) is skin deep. WTF about the BIG O? wasn't she JA's support chain during the break up? Traitor, letting him profess his love for the Saint on her show. JA need's Marianne, to help her do like Marianne and Rhonda did to ole Earl...feed Brad some black eyed peas!!
30. Mistress - November 13, 2008 12:19 PM
We all know that sex with the same person after years gets very familiar and some find it boring. The bottom line is Jen did not want to start a family and Brad did. AJ and Brad have been together for 4 years so they are having familiar sex. But they will stay together and try not to cheat because they want to keep the family together. I have a high sex drive but my husband does not. He is happy with sex once a month so I had to take on a lover with the same situation as I, so we can keep our happy families.
31. Sid - November 13, 2008 12:21 PM
Just cheat discretely. Christ, it isn't hard to do. Any affair can be hidden successfully if you put some thought and effort into it. Then, in the highly unlikely event that you want to marry the whore you're secretly fucking, line everything up ahead of time and pull the switcheroo with blinding speed. The dumpy domestic at home won't know what hit her.
32. crzy - November 13, 2008 12:23 PM
I personally think Jennifer Aniston has handled the situation well, there are so many things that she could have said at the time but she chose to keep her mouth shut, not many people could do that! If I was Angelina I would be grateful for just being called uncool!
33. Brad's agent - November 13, 2008 12:25 PM
"Hey Brad, quick, sign this reply letter and put "Dearest Kelsy" at the top. Her psychiatrist called and said she's become very unstable because you haven't replied to any of her previous 893 lettters."
34. Dr. Phil - November 13, 2008 12:28 PM
Here's the simple truth that so many women can't handle: if you can't attract a man AND CONTINUE TO ATTRACT HIM, that's your own fault. It's amazing how much time and effort women put into trying to deny that simple, self-evident truth.
35. Women cheat on you - November 13, 2008 12:29 PM
I'm sure it's true that men get bored and cheat. But please keep in mind, so do we. We get incredibly tired of you. And we cheat. Probably with your best friend.
36. Kelsy - November 13, 2008 12:30 PM
Brad's agent... I am sure he will, right after he gets his dick out of YOUR ass. Fuck you, dick head...what are you another cheating bisexual who can't stand the truth?
37. Bill - November 13, 2008 12:34 PM
I got bored watching an episode of "Friends." I can't imagine being with Jennifer Aniston and not getting bored after the first couple of boinkings, after the novelty wears off.
Haven't all of her boyfriends gotten bored and moved on? That's exactly what I'd expect, given her whiny, downbeat personality. At this point it's silly to lay any blame on Brad, since all the other guys have bolted too. I'm guessing it's a combination of her expecting the guy to listen to her whining every single day, including historical recountings of all the times she's been wronged, and some type of sexual restriction, like missionary only and no oral. It's amazing she still has "fans."
38. Jesse - November 13, 2008 12:34 PM
27. No it isn't. Guys who do that do it out of fear. Grow a pair, buddy.
Really? You're telling someone who got married out of love and loves their wife (the whole point, is it not?) needs to grow a pair because he enjoys coming home to his wife? Shitheads like YOU need to grow a pair- you can't even LEAVE someone, so you cheat. Talk about being a coward. Annoying, selfish.. pricks like you need a lesson taught to them.
39. To Brad's Agent - November 13, 2008 12:37 PM
Why is it you men can not stand the truth? Kelsey and any other person on here is entitled to post what they want just like you. Not only your opinion is relevant narcissist.
40. Andrea - November 13, 2008 12:37 PM
Ok, so to confirm what we all know: men cheat. Also, women cheat. About half of all marriages fail.
So...what's Aniston and her army of psychos going on about, all these years later??? Let it go and move on. You're embarrassing yourselves.
41. To Brad's Agent - November 13, 2008 12:38 PM
Why is it you men can not stand the truth? Kelsey and any other person on here is entitled to post what they want just like you. Not only your opinion is relevant narcissist.
42. Jesse - November 13, 2008 12:42 PM
You're all ignorant. Yes, men AND women cheat. But christ if you get that bored that easily maybe you shouldn't have gotten MARRIED (you know, where you commit to a LIFE LONG relationship with ONE person) in the first place? It's like the concept of an adult, respectful relationship is just so outlandish and crazy for most people to grasp. It's not even about religion, it's about decency and maturity. If you think you're mature enough to begin with to get married at all, then you should sure as hell have the audacity to either 1.) Leave that person, then pursue a relationship with someone else. or 2.) Not enter into such a serious relationship to begin with. Fuck.
43. Lindsey - November 13, 2008 12:42 PM
Amen to # 23 and 38.
44. who cares - November 13, 2008 12:43 PM
Uppsss... all this situation is getting crazy. It is normal if this happened when the divorces was recent, but after three of four years?!!!!?...
So, it is clear tha mrs. Aniston finally said what she wanted from the beginning. It is her right, yes... but still FIND JENNIFER ANISTON CLEVERLY EVIL. I just simply don't believe she is a good girl although it appears to be so.
Brad and Angie, your are happy together, you have a lovely, lovely, lovely family, you are successful enough, but MOSTLY YOU HAVE EACH OTHER, SO DON'T LET THIS THINGS UPSET YOU. Go ahead against all odds, you have our support. Be happy and God bless you always.
45. Sara - November 13, 2008 12:44 PM
good for her! she has stayed quiet about this for too long. it's ironic that he even has the nerve to reprimand her. he is just embarassed that people are going to remember that he was the one who cheated when he was married. for a couple who tries so hard to make humanitarian efforts, brad (along with ange) acted selfishly in this situation.
46. Sarah Jessica Parker - November 13, 2008 12:45 PM
Here it is, from the horse's mouth (so to speak): Girls, sometimes the guy is JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU.
"Why is it you men can not stand the truth?"
Sorry, honey. I just told you the truth. Brad was into Jen for awhile and then he got bored, and after he met Angelina he just wasn't all that into Jen anymore. What was he supposed to do, stay with Jen and fake emotions he didn't feel?
Women talk a lot more about emotions than men do, but when it comes to their own personal relationships, they're a lot less honest about the sometimes cruel way in which feelings simply die away. "He's not attracted to you anymore" - sorry, it happens. Be brave, not clingy, and let go when it's time to let go.
47. Always Randy - November 13, 2008 12:51 PM
#42
If two people are happily married and have children and one wants sex more than the other then I say find a person who has as much to lose as you and enjoy the hot passionate sex and enjoy the happy family too! I love my weekly passionate sex. My lover is so romantic and his wife does not appreciate it or want a lot of sex but I sure do!
48. betches - November 13, 2008 12:53 PM
Some of you act like you've never held grudges before. I'm sure everybody here blames their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, etc. for SOMETHING. It's brought up maybe once a year and everyone involved gets in a huge fight over it, whatever it is. Now imagine your hubby left you for a younger woman. I bet that you guys who rag on Aniston wouldn't stay silent and accepting if your lives depended on it. So don't pretend that you guys would be all okay with it and would move on without a hitch. Minus the media hype and you know that Aniston handled this very well.
49. betches - November 13, 2008 12:54 PM
Some of you act like you've never held grudges before. I'm sure everybody here blames their mother, father, brother, sister, friend, etc. for SOMETHING. It's brought up maybe once a year and everyone involved gets in a huge fight over it, whatever it is. Now imagine your hubby left you for a younger woman. I bet that you guys who rag on Aniston wouldn't stay silent and accepting if your lives depended on it. So don't pretend that you guys would be all okay with it and would move on without a hitch. Minus the media hype and you know that Aniston handled this very well.
50. Jim - November 13, 2008 12:59 PM
"selfish" - so typical. A man isn't in love anymore and wants to end one relationship and start another, and the woman calls him "selfish" when the exact opposite is true. Aniston is some type of wronged-woman icon, which is perfect because she's so transparently self-absorbed and self-centered. When they broke up, there were no kids involved, so it wasn't a permanently damaging breakup if 2 adults were involved (obviously one person is half adult, half perpetual whiner). Now, years afterward, one party has gone on to make a life with "the other woman" that includes lots of kids, and one party is talking trash, knowing full well that what she says will be widely publicized and will get back to that family and its kids. For what purpose??? Who's the "selfish" one now?
51. Kinio - November 13, 2008 1:03 PM
Meh.
Jennifer Aniston has never made a guy happy for any significant length of time, and she's never become a big-time actress. If she hadn't lucked out into "Friends" she'd be an unknown now. Most of her popularity now is due to psycho fans who over-identified with her character on Friends and still confuse real-life Aniston with Rachel. Wake up, nut jobs, and buy a new calendar. She's not Rachel from Friends anymore. She's now a character from "Desperate Housewives."
52. britney's weave - November 13, 2008 1:04 PM
why is he dressed like johnny depp? he cannot pull that off.
53. Ted from LA - November 13, 2008 1:04 PM
Nice look Brad. I didn't realize he was doing silent movies. I'd like to see Jen in a silent movie for the rest of her life.
54. effyeray - November 13, 2008 1:05 PM
Just stfu, fade away and die Aniston you fug miserable skank.
55. So Right - November 13, 2008 1:09 PM
Ok idiots. If I say Hitler was a d*ck, does that mean I haven't moved on with my life? Some things are just fact. Hitler's a d*ck, Napolean was short and Angelina is an uncool ho.... so what? Jennifer's just stating a fact. Doesn't mean she hasn't moved on.
56. Rick - November 13, 2008 1:09 PM
lmao@"Jesse"!!! Guys like you crack me up. Always trying to impress the ladies with your oh-so-sensitive and evolved character. But...in fairness, I suppose if a girl has given up on mind-blowing multi-orgasmic sex, a puss like you makes a good low-maintenance chubby hubby. "Remember to take out the garbage before you go to bed, ok, dear?"
57. Nancy - November 13, 2008 1:15 PM
She reminds me of the girl who never gets over having her high school boyfriend break up with her. At first, you're all sympathy, but when you're graduating from college and she's still talking about it, you just roll your eyes.
Just to be able to sit there, in an interview almost 4 years later, and bring it up...jesus, what a basket case.
Still, in all these comments nobody has pointed out the most important factor: Brad didn't just dump her. He terminated her time on the A list. If you don't think that's the basis of her anger and resentment, you don't understand celebrities at all.
58. Danielle - November 13, 2008 1:16 PM
Ok first off I cannot stand Jen's constant whining. She is a lousy actress and pretty damn fugly too.
Angelina is a beautiful, amazing actress, a great humanitarian and an all around sweet girl, she has her quirks but they are sexy.
Obviously Jen and Brad's relationship wasn't great or he would never have left.
He probably was sick of her constant whining.
59. Noelle - November 13, 2008 1:17 PM
@50... it's not selfish because he decided to leave her for another woman... it was selfish because he decided to have an affair and THEN get the divorce. If you're so stinking unhappy with someone or want someone else do the honorable thing and call it quits... then you can have all the pussy or dick you want.
Also... big deal Aniston finally said what AJ did was "uncool". It's not talking trash, it's a fact. Any person who decides to be the homewrecker is a lot worse than uncool and that's exactly what AJ was. I mean seriously... she couldn't wait for him to get a divorce... of course not cause she's a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process.
60. Noelle - November 13, 2008 1:19 PM
@50... it's not selfish because he decided to leave her for another woman... it was selfish because he decided to have an affair and THEN get the divorce. If you're so stinking unhappy with someone or want someone else do the honorable thing and call it quits... then you can have all the pussy or dick you want.
Also... big deal Aniston finally said what AJ did was "uncool". It's not talking trash, it's a fact. Any person who decides to be the homewrecker is a lot worse than uncool and that's exactly what AJ was. I mean seriously... she couldn't wait for him to get a divorce... of course not cause she's a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process.
61. Fernando Narcos - November 13, 2008 1:21 PM
I would be touchy too if my old lady looked like an anorexic,crossdressing Jon Voight,and the chick I left for her was still as hot as she was 10 years ago.
62. LoLa - November 13, 2008 1:24 PM
This fucking story is so old and so fucking annoying. I'm tired of hearing about Brad whorebag Pitt, Jen lonely-ass Aniston, and Angie diseased-vagina-fish-lip-splooge-gobbler Jolie. Enough already about these asstards.
The world knows Brad is a spineless waste of space and that Angie is nothing more than a worthless shameless baby buying whore, who's soul belongs to the devil... So enough already
If it's true that Brad actually called Jen to bitch at her for the shit, I really hope John Mayer goes to Berlin and shoots the bastard and that veiny witch and all thier bastard abominations...
Then he goes back and kills Jen and then himself. Then and only then, will the world return to normal.
63. LoLa - November 13, 2008 1:25 PM
This fucking story is so old and so fucking annoying. I'm tired of hearing about Brad whorebag Pitt, Jen lonely-ass Aniston, and Angie diseased-vagina-fish-lip-splooge-gobbler Jolie. Enough already about these asstards.
The world knows Brad is a spineless waste of space and that Angie is nothing more than a worthless shameless baby buying whore, who's soul belongs to the devil... So enough already
If it's true that Brad actually called Jen to bitch at her for the shit, I really hope John Mayer goes to Berlin and shoots the bastard and that veiny witch and all thier bastard abominations...
Then he goes back and kills Jen and then himself. Then and only then, will the world return to normal.
64. Gina - November 13, 2008 1:28 PM
Danielle, #58: I'm with you. I don't know if it's true that Jennifer has been whining a lot, but there's no reason that she needs to be whining about Angelina now. Actually I don't know if anyone else thinks this but I didn't take Angelina's comments at all as admitting to an affair. What it meant was that there was a connection happening between her and Brad when they met and were filming, and I'm sorry that's different from an affair. Granted it turned into a relationship, but now that it has, I think that's something that's perfectly "cool" to talk about. Is Angelina supposed to say that they had no personal connection and no chemistry whatsoever until the moment that Brad and Jen split up?
What I think is even more pathetic on Jen's part is that she gushes about Brad and puts all the blame on Angelina. If you're going on the idea that you got dumped after your husband met someone else, wouldn't you be the least bit mad at him, too? How could it be entirely the other woman's fault?
65. AteIsEnough - November 13, 2008 1:30 PM
What's with the picture of a very old looking Brad with a terrible moustache and creepy white skin? If that's handsome...so then my dick and balls are gorgeous!!
66. Ray - November 13, 2008 1:31 PM
What a douchebag deluxe! He play acts roles in movies but away from the camera he is a super punk. Goofy bastard with a Hitler mustache. Fucking sleazy Hollywood bitches.
67. Sam - November 13, 2008 1:33 PM
"she's a spoiled brat who gets whatever it is she wants, screw whoever it might hurt in the process."
That's the language of a loser, the person who gets left behind. Bitter, angry, small.
68. Dee - November 13, 2008 1:37 PM
People need to stop projecting their own life stories and bad experiences with men onto this situation. HEY JEN, YOU GOT DUMPED-GET OVER IT. It happens every day. Brad Pitt was not obligated to stay with her if he wanted other things out of life.
69. vick - November 13, 2008 1:41 PM
Her whining and criticism might hold some weight (although it'd still sound bitter) if the whole Brad-Angelina thing had turned out to be a casual fling. He met his life's love and the timing wasn't perfect. Too bad. They weren't supposed to act on it? Yeah right.
Besides, #57 nailed it. Aniston is still pissed because she used to be at the very top of the A-list, as the "top couple" in Hollywood. Now it's still Brad, but with Angelina, and Aniston is somewhere on the B-list, by herself. All sorts of "ordinary folks" are getting worked up about it as an example of love and marriage and infidelity, but this story is about fame and celebrity. If the three of them were blue collar workers, Aniston would be remarried by now and changing diapers and drinking MGD instead of giving whiny interviews.
70. Bob - November 13, 2008 1:43 PM
Aniston supporters - please refer to her as "Rachel" when you write your angry supportive/defensive/accusatory comments. It's the only way they'll make sense to the rest of us.
71. LEB - November 13, 2008 1:46 PM
Yes, Jen was wronged. Humiliated. And will probably always be typecast as a scorned woman because she plays the part so well.
But seriously, 5 years latrer? Let's get over it, hmm? Be glad to have a boyfriend with an amazing voice who's on every top 40 station in the country and enjoy your dang life.
72. Thumperchica - November 13, 2008 1:47 PM
Egads, she didn't even talk trash about them having the affair. She said it was "uncool" for AJP to discuss the inner workings of the affair in public. Why all the anger people?
73. Sandy - November 13, 2008 1:49 PM
He wanted things in life that Jen couldn't give him, so he made the life he always wanted with Angie.
If he was a woman, the story would be a movie that plays every night on the Lifetime channel and all the female commenters here would be wiping away a tear while writing "zomg i like totally respect how she followed her DREAM!!!"
74. alt - November 13, 2008 1:54 PM
I am no fan of Jennifer Aniston. But I'll give her this: It must be HELL watching the fruits of her divorce and watching the Brangelina bunch grow while they travel the world and are photograped everywhere. She sees this on a regular, daily basis. That can't be easy being reminded constantly...how can she move on 100% when the Jolie-Pitts are taking over the world? Yes, the rest of us all have breakups and we have to "get over it", but we don't have to see our ex's happiness shoved in our faces every second either.
Brad: Jen was no peach, I'm sure, and why she didn't have babies with you, I don't know. We know you are happy now, but you really screwed up with how your divorce went about. You couldn't have humiliated Jen any more if you tried.
#20, I agree.
75. Tired - November 13, 2008 1:59 PM
Pitts is the shitz
Adultery sucks big time and it hurts for a long time. Nothing says I love you like making a commitment then lying and cheating behind ones back. Go Brad, you're such a man of conviction and honesty!
76. Sue - November 13, 2008 2:00 PM
Poor John Mayer, that's all I can say. But he does have two lines of defense: an endless stream of willing groupies, and, hmmm, what was the second one again?...oh yeah: he's gay.
(btw: we've attracted the Anistion fans who call her "Jen" and talk directly to Brad, like #74. Take cover.)
77. aaa - November 13, 2008 2:01 PM
Like angelina has moved on. she always talk about jen anyway.
once said what goes around, comes around.
78. gits - November 13, 2008 2:03 PM
#75 - Angie's got nothing to worry about. Unlike Aniston, she can keep a guy interested in her. Sure, she's insane, but some guys really did dig that. Aniston's boring. Nobody digs that.
79. yelloe - November 13, 2008 2:03 PM
I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.
80. olivia - November 13, 2008 2:08 PM
Angelina Jolie sucks her brothers stinky inchworm dick. Trashy rich incest people.
81. Allessandra - November 13, 2008 2:12 PM
Look, they asked her what she thought and she said the word "uncool" hardly scathing and wild bitchery. Fuck them if they got offended. Spare the woman a little bit of the respect she has left and stop rubbing it in her face that you guys fucked during "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" It was uncool. SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAD AND ANGIE. ( btw Ang I used to think you were polite enough not to rehash being a chick who didn't give 2 shits about fucking a married man.
82. Yo holla - November 13, 2008 2:13 PM
Hell... effing... no.
Let's be real, Angelina was "uncool" for that shit. Dude, that bitch is a sociopath and I am surprised that she hasn't been called out for her shadiness before this. I'm proud that Aniston finally said her piece because any human being knows that being cheated on blows and the fact that Angelina did it in the public eye and went around gloating her "love" is worthy of any censure she gets.
83. Tim - November 13, 2008 2:19 PM
So she wanted a call from Pitt and she got one. Mission accomplished. It's the type of thing needy chicks do. It probably annoyed the chick who won (Jolie), but it's not a big story.
84. mo - November 13, 2008 2:23 PM
jake, you are a complete and utter a$$hole. and for everyone else---it takes 2 to screw up a marriage. so BRAD is at fault here. who knows what or how jen contributed to the divorce, but to say that brad can do and say whatever he wants after he publicly cheated on his wife is ridiculous. if angelina can talk---so can jen. ALL 3 OF THEM should have kept their mouths shut the entire time....the no one would be talking about any of this.
85. Jen - November 13, 2008 2:25 PM
I've got an idea. How about being honest with yourselves for once. If you want to fuck who you want, go ahead, but find a partner who's okay with it and stop lying to your selves, your partners and your families. From the sound of it, there are a lot more of you out there who need noncommittal relationships than you seem to think. I can't believe how ugly you are to think it is okay to call your wives and husbands 'fat sexless pigs' to make yourselves feel better about all your dishonesty and the fear that keeps you from owning up to your real needs. Nevermind the celebrities, you all need to wrap your minds around what fascinates/irritates you about these famous people and the stories we make up about them that is already in your selves. Recognize these people for what they are BIG METAPHORS and move on from the mirror.
86. Tracy - November 13, 2008 2:29 PM
Jennifer Aniston defines the word "class". She handled the whole divorce with her head held high, even though her world was being torn apart in the eyes of the public. She isn't "whining" about anything, she only speaks on record about the scum-bag jolie-pitt family when she is asked a direct question by the person giving the interview. Maybe if the whole world would stop obsessing over this pathetic crowd, JA could get on with her life. Angelina is a family wrecker and she will soon leave Brad too. She will leave or cheat. Both would be my guess.
87. trailera - November 13, 2008 2:31 PM
Jen was ASKED her opinion, that doesnt mean she hasnt moved on. If you are asked how you feel about something then you usually give an answer. and her honest opinion wasnt all that harsh on someone who publicly announced she fucked your husband while you were with him.
Us non white girls would have publicly announced that we were going to kick the shit out of her. LMAO.
Her quote was just taken and plastered everywhere as if she said it for no reason at all.
88. wendy - November 13, 2008 2:34 PM
Brad Pitt is a douchebag extraordinaire, an adulterer, a liar and all-around slimebag.
89. Noelle - November 13, 2008 2:41 PM
If that's what you want to believe Sam then by all means... all it is is fact. Brad was off limits because he was married, and AJ didn't give a damn about that. She wanted what she wanted and said screw the fact that he has a wife. All she had to do was wait for him to get a divorce, and it would have been fine... she could have jumped him in the sac till her hearts content.
That's not the language of the bitter... that's the language of consideration for others and respect of the vows that a person makes a conscious choice to make.
I really don't get it, is it really that hard for people to just divorce first?
90. facts - November 13, 2008 2:42 PM
The psychos can protest all they want, but the overwhelming majority of people followed Brad from Jen to Angie. They go to Brad's and Angie's movies, not Jen's, they read about Brad and Angie every week, not Jen, they look at 100 pictures of Brad and Angie for every picture they look at of Jen.
The thing is, Jen is even more of a fame and celebrity seeker than Brad or Angie --she hasn't found time to start a family yet, for example, because she's so career-focused, and lots of high-powered focusing is good in her case because without it you can't even see a career anymore.
So don't stake out the high ground for Jen. She lives every day of her life selfishly, giving to nobody but herself (as opposed to, for example, being a parent), and the majority of people have found her to be self-absorbed, repetitive, and boring, while Brad remains interesting (along with Angie).
You can't argue with the numbers. Jen's is zero.
91. blugardenia - November 13, 2008 2:55 PM
Aniston kept her peace for this long while Angie spouted her mouth off all over the place about her and Brad's relationship. She says "uncool" now, and Brad and Angie get their his and her undies all in a wad. You gotta respect someone with such self control to not have said anything publicly for so long. Aniston is the strong one. It's being able to talk about it NOW that indicates she's moved on. Relationship 101, people.
92. Hot Mama - November 13, 2008 2:58 PM
Although I see some of Jens perspective of this situation, why the hell is she bringing it up now? Pathetic
93. dude_on - November 13, 2008 3:03 PM
AJ the person = bad. BP the person = bad. Jen the person = only person in this trio with integrity.
I will give AJ credit for getting more out of her rhinoplasty than Jen. AJ's nose job was world class and has allowed her to reach unbelievable hotness status. JA's didn't turn out quite as well but she has great tits and remains a person of dignity.
94. Tracy - November 13, 2008 3:05 PM
#92 -
It isn't "her" bringing it up, JA is being ASKED these questions in interviews.
Jennifer Aniston doesn't just harp on the douche bag and Angelina, she only responds to questions.
95. Jammy - November 13, 2008 3:06 PM
F Brangelina
96. Jesse - November 13, 2008 3:11 PM
Rick- I am a WOMAN not a man lmao. My name is just spelled the male way- My mom was too high from her epidural when she had me that she forgot the "i" (the female way of spelling Jessie) on my birth certificate. :)
97. Jonny Monstikio - November 13, 2008 3:24 PM
Brad Pitt looks like the worlds biggest douche in that hat with that moustache. Also, #96 Jesse. Epidurals don't get you high. The injection can cause both a loss of sensation (anaesthesia) and a loss of pain (analgesia), by blocking the transmission of signals through nerves in or near the spinal cord.
98. fancy - November 13, 2008 3:26 PM
What's brad dressed up for in these picts?? Is this his halloween costume or do we have another western coming out?? Or maybe he's trying to set a new trend....?
I think if Angelina's gonna give interviews tell alling about how she in fact did sleep with brad while he was still married - something jen aparently still didn't know (and only jen) Then it should be a given that Jen is gonna react to that in her following interview.
So I hope that Brad was calling to apologize if anything for having his x find out gory details of their split in a magazine.
Its all sooo f-ing old not sure why anyone cares anymore - even the people involved.
is Angelina preggers again??
99. Janna - November 13, 2008 3:33 PM
Angelina has been bringing up Jen everytime she has a movie or
making refer to her cheating. Jen said it is uncool, which is hardly
so bad. Angelina is the one that made liars out of both her
and brad. Saying someone is uncool is hardly a big insult. Jen
made almost twice what Angelina did last year so she isn't
doing to bad. Heck we all knew they were shacking up during
the movie but why does Angelina keep bringing it up. She seems
to be the insecure one.
100. Pete - November 13, 2008 3:46 PM
"I really don't get it, is it really that hard for people to just divorce first?"
Well, back on planet Earth, divorce rarely involves two people falling out of love with each other at the same time. In most cases only one person falls out of love with the other, while the unlucky person clings to a belief that the marriage is rocky but fixable and still based on love (it's not). Lots of factors hold the couple together (kids, shared home, shared interests, etc.) until the no-longer-in-love person happens to meet somebody else and falls in lust/love with the new person. THAT is the trigger for the divorce, because it's not worth the big ugly fight unless you have a new life you want to begin (with somebody else who you want to fuck all the time). And you don't pull the trigger until you've fucked yourself silly in the bed of the new person. You're not teenagers anymore. You know perfectly well that sexual compatibility is important and can't be assumed. So in most cases a visit from Dick Gozinya takes place before a visit to the divorce lawyer. It's human nature. Just like when the scorned woman or man becomes bitter afterward.
101. Ted from LA - November 13, 2008 4:20 PM
One hundred and FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
102. Anonymous - November 13, 2008 4:26 PM
brad is stupid man.angelina is selfish manipulative bitch-again!
103. Ben - November 13, 2008 5:17 PM
11. sfsfnsf - November 13, 2008 11:54 AM
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Why would you do that, It makes Jen look psycho for sure. Jen and her fans are mentally unstable to move on with their life. Brad would have left Jen's psycho azz any way.
104. Ben - November 13, 2008 5:24 PM
Jen's people are posting and posting trying to swing the media against Angie. Jen is mentally ill. Jen is going down fast and grabbing every one she can.
They posting under different names, what wack Jobs. Jen should get her sorry azz off of the pc and find a good charity to get behind. I have no respect for Jen. Every body she what she is up to, she and her media team is not fooling anyone. Jen and Mayer are pathetic clowns.
105. Truth Hurrrts - November 13, 2008 5:30 PM
Brad Pitt was always way out of her league and maybe that’s why you, Jen fans, root for her. She was the underdog with the dog face. If she could have Brad Pitt, maybe you could have a hot guy too. Jen lost him and you lost hope for yourself. Get some self esteem - you can do it. And don't hate on those more talented and/or prettier than you, it only makes your inadequacies more obvious and pathetic.
106. Swee - November 13, 2008 5:38 PM
The Jen's World
Rule #1: any girl who dates someone Jennifer Aniston has dated/married is never allowed to talk about Jennifer's Ex to anyone anytime ever.
Your wish is my command Princess Douche
I promise on this day if I ever get into a relationship with one of Jennifer Aniston's Ex, I will never speak to anyone about how we meet, how great he is, or how I love him.
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108. Curly Sue - November 13, 2008 6:21 PM
Deep down, what fascinates me about this story is how outrage over "cheating" has replaced any sort of religious feeling. We are living in an age where morality has replaced faith. But morality is a vague concept -- everyone has their own definition -- while the truth is that we are all sinners who can only be helped by Jesus. ALL SINNERS.
There was an adulterous woman in the time of Jesus. They wanted to stone her. He let her go. I'm not defending Angie -- she's going to hell for MANY reasons, and the affair with Brad doesn't even rank that high on her list of sins. But Jennifer Aniston is no squeaky-clean angel. One of her best friends is Joe Francis. She scratched and clawed her way to the "top." Then she married Brad Pitt which is like marrying Apollo, he's not a man so much as a metaphor for "god-like handsome god" ( even though in reality he's kind of ape-like ).
There is no accountability. Never does she stop and examine her own choices, or how she's been living in a Hollyweird fantasyworld. First she wanted to be the object of envy, by marrying Brad, and now she wants to be the martyr, to keep her middle-aged divorcee fans. Not one of them has ever made a choice that doesn't reek of selfishness, ego and greed.
109. Erin - November 13, 2008 6:33 PM
Okay, Angelina blabbered her most about it first recently...so Jen got provoked to talk about recently as well. At least Aniston had some class when she spoke in the interview. Angelina is such a hypocrite. Aniston needs to find a real man. Brad Pitt's time is over. All of them should retire now.
110. Kate - November 13, 2008 7:57 PM
Wow #10 and #12 are a real catch gals.... You can tell those losers are completely pathetic and ugly just by the comments.
111. Kate - November 13, 2008 7:57 PM
Wow #10 and #12 are a real catch gals.... You can tell those losers are completely pathetic and ugly just by the comments.
112. herl - November 13, 2008 8:16 PM
Brad is right. Jennifer is with another man, if she kept silence before, she should have kept it now... Three years later is not normal.
Something else: Angelina never mentioned Jennifer. I can fall in love with someone married if I have daily contact with that person and specially if I feel a great attraction and that person is so nice...
Jen should have said that Brad talked to her about the attraction he was feeling toward Angelina. I am sure Brangelina fell in love but that does not mean that just because of that it had to be a divorce.
If there was a divorce it was because very probably they had problems with the marriage and Jen already knew Brad wasn't happy with her. This I know because her friend Sheryl Crowd said so... She said that Jennifer knew her marriage wasn't working and that is why she decided to ask for divorce.
So Jennifer is not a victim at all, if she was upset because Brad didn't love her enough to stay with her, she should not blame Angelina. She should look into herself, after all, didn't she had a long long conversation with Brad...? Come on Jennifer... you are the fake one. You are the one who pretends to appear to the world as a good girl when you are not. You are well known for being flirty and for giving priority to your career instead of love.
Keep on Brad, and keep on Angelina!
113. Selma - November 13, 2008 8:21 PM
Aniston is annoying as HELL, but Jolie is a skank!
114. Lori - November 13, 2008 9:09 PM
#112 here is to you!. You coudn' have said it any better!
115. emmaleigh - November 13, 2008 9:28 PM
#10 and the other stupid guy....
and you don't think lots of women don't want to drop their husbands and go bang and new, exciting younger guy who hasn't gained 30 pounds from too much beer drinking??
and 100%? not all men feel that way. come men realize that LOVE is more important than lust or being a dirty dirty whore.
116. emmaleigh - November 13, 2008 9:28 PM
#10 and the other stupid guy....
and you don't think lots of women don't want to drop their husbands and go bang and new, exciting younger guy who hasn't gained 30 pounds from too much beer drinking??
and 100%? not all men feel that way. some men realize that LOVE is more important than lust or being a dirty dirty whore.
117. emmaleigh - November 13, 2008 9:33 PM
#112 - how do you know she chose her career over love? because stupid celeb trash magazines said so??
and angelina is a homewrecker, this isn't her first time. it happened when she worked with billy bob. brad and jennifers marriage was completely happy and they described each other as their best friends...until he fell under angelina's most likely witch spell and started ruining his marriage to jennifer.
Jen deserves better, like Vince. She should get back with Vince.
Brad deserves a mentally ill whore who collects children to make herself look like a humanitarian.
118. nina - November 13, 2008 10:19 PM
"while the truth is that we are all sinners who can only be helped by Jesus. ALL SINNERS."
Take your religilous crapola and shove it somewhere else. Sane, intelligent people reject it. Further, it's unproven horseshit that deserves no "free passes".
119. ryn - November 13, 2008 10:24 PM
Stay out of my Vogue and my 30 Rock, you has-been.
"Oh but it's so not fair that Angelina gets to talk about Brad and Jenn doesn't." They have seven kids together! It'd be weird if she never wanted to talk about him because she might offend the fans of Miss Havishanniston.
As for Jenn, you're not just talking about someone's girlfriend, you're talking about someone's mom. I don't care if she's a crazy slut first-cousin of Morticia Addams: she's the mother of his kids. Stirring this up again is tacky.
120. missjax - November 13, 2008 10:50 PM
ok people, let's put this all out on the table once and for all.
1.) I don't give a flying banana if you think they had problems in their marriage, if you hate Aniston, if you think Jolie is hotter, yadda yadda yadda. What happened was instead of reconciling the differences, or just divorcing and WAITING for Christmas sake Pittshead over there had to lie to Aniston and couldn't wait to shack up with the Baby Collector there. "Uncool" basically equals YOU INCONSIDERATE TWAT
2.) When did Jen say she didn't want kids? Ever? So what if she didn't? That's something they should have worked out.
3.) Just because she made a comment that the MAGAZINE asked her, not she brought up but was asked, doesn't mean she isn't over it, she isn't allowed to say anything, that Brad should go apeshit etc. They are all "adults" thus they need to act somewhat maturely and not go off because of a mere comment, that's showbiz get over yourself.
4.) Aniston has handled it remarkably well, considering how poorly it was done and having it shoved in her face for four years. I'm sure the rest of us would find it stressful (but the millions sure help!) And the reason she said anything was because, hmm let's see not that she is a bitter, whining psycho but because Angelina who is feeling more like a housewife and less confident OPENED HER BIG ATTENTION HUNGRY MOUTH basically admitting she was boinking Brad while he was married. Gee, classy.
5.) I seem to remember Angelina going off about her father's infidelity, how it hurt her mother, and how she couldn't forgive him and she would never act like some temptress hussy person. Hypocritical much?
6.) Aniston should get better taste in men, esp. since John Mayer is being more of a douche and has been w/ endless women including J. Simp! Acck.
7. Men, Women & everything in between cheat, fall in and out of love, live there lives etc. Celebs are no different. But at this point STFU and give us fresh blood!
121. will - November 13, 2008 10:57 PM
30 and 47 - good for you, you diseased whores. Newsflash, you DON'T love your husbands. And you should rot in hell for cheating.
122. GG1000 - November 14, 2008 1:06 AM
Geez, at least Jenn LOOKS good. WTF is he...um...styling, I guess is the term? Remember when he used to be cute? You know how he does that thing where he tries to look like the person he's with (Google the picture series; it's hysterical, especially the Hitchcock Blonde phase with Gwyneth Paltrow)? So I think it's about time he hooked up with someone else, 'cause the "with Angie" look ain't doing him any favors, let me tell you. Earth to Brad, Charlie Chaplin's Little Tramp was a comic character, not a style choice.
123. gasser - November 14, 2008 2:13 AM
The reason Brad switched from Jen to Angelina was because he wanted Angelina's prehensile nig.ger lips to cling to about half the length of his penis covered with her mucilagenous pussy slime when she was giving him a blow job after a bit of fucking.
He knew this would be the case even before she did it on the set for him because:
1.) her lips were visibly monkey-like & groid-like
2.) she kept monkeys at home and her house smelled like the monkey-house at the zoo.
"I mean, so Angelina had insane monkey sex with Jen's internationally handsome husband who then very publicly dumped her on her ass."
See, even Fish agrees with me. It was monkey-sucky time for Brad.
Now Brad gets to play zoo-keeper at Angie's house and have his penis hoovered by her big fat prehensile nig.gery ape lips.
124. Kate - November 14, 2008 9:24 AM
If Angelina can go do an interview discussing how her and Brad got together, while he was married, I think Jen has every right to respond/react to that. God forbid the woman speak out against the woman who helped destroy her marriage.
125. Carson - November 14, 2008 9:54 AM
Yeah who really cares about these bunch of suckers, i hate it when this site gets away from its roots, by roots i mean sexist, animal like remarks about what they'd do to these women...
I tear both Jollie and Jen new arse holes.
126. Lori - November 14, 2008 11:46 AM
Oh you prudes, jen-maniston-chin face-lovers, please GET A LIFE, why don't u start a religion and worship Maniston as some kind of Goddess. Fucking loonies. Trying to pretend 4 YEARS DID NOT PASS. L-O-S-E-R-S!
127. Yawn - November 14, 2008 3:39 PM
This whole debate is so old. Aniston has had God knows how many lovers since Brad Pitt, Jolie has spawned a small country, and yet people continue to debate who did what to whom. Aniston should never have responded to the question about Jolie, right or wrong. It shows immaturity on her part. Pitt and Jolie shouldn't even react. Bottom line is millions of men and women go through this every day, but they don't live in a fishbowl like these celebrities do. They just get interviewed by a magazine or tv show, and cry all the way to the bank.
There are more pressing matters in the world today than a relationship that ended 10 years ago.
128. sunshine girl - November 14, 2008 8:00 PM
Brad is looking more like GUNTHER every day! In other words...STRANGELY HOT! in a European way?!
129. angelina is a whore - November 15, 2008 12:02 AM
Jennifer Anniston can say whatever the hell she wants about that skanky HIV carrying whore and her little bitch of a baby daddy she has. It doesn't matter if Jennifer is crazy or not, that whore admittedly went after her husband; then made her have to live out the whole painful scenario in front of millions. Come on, what the hell do you expect, of course she is going to hate the damn whore.
130. Observant - November 15, 2008 2:02 AM
Dayum!
Look at his package..
No wonder Jen is pissed..and Vaginalina committed adultery.
They don't call him Mister Ed..for nothing. s} horseneigh
131. spike - November 15, 2008 5:34 AM
@129:
I totally agree with you, Jolie is a whore. I'm not a fan of Aniston, never was, but you don't go after a man who you know is married. I don't care how bad the marriage is or how unhappy he might be.
If you have any principles or a moral fiber in your body, you just don't do that shit. And if you do, you're just a homewreaking, cheap, fucking whore.
132. SC - November 19, 2008 1:02 PM
i am not a "fan" of either one of them, but simply using simple logic, how can one " move on" from a situation if you are being reminded of it, constantly by forces outside what you can control. i dont have have any emotional attachment to brad pitt, but even i describe jolie as a home-wrecking tramp, thats just a statement of fact. it WAS UNCOOL, and if that HE-SLUT had phone me up to complain, i would have burned his ears off telling him what i think of him. Angie needs to keep her piehole shut when it comes to talking about how she commits adultery.
133. pittisanincompoop - November 20, 2008 2:18 AM
#62 and #65 - awesome - thanks for sharing
134. Uncool fans - November 20, 2008 5:10 AM
Here's the truth BRAD fall out of love with his wife (i doubt he even love her) as he said in his interview when they divorced love changes shape". He is now living his dream - having a bunch of kids and with his GREAT LOVE (as he said in one of his various interviews) and BEST MOTHER that he could give to his kids. Also i think kids is not the reason why they divorced since brad said "he knows when is the time he wants to have kids and obviously now (with angelina) is the RIGHT TIME. Can't blame Brad who wants Jen to be the mother of his kids knowing that Jen is full of insecurities and neurotic ...hello Jen been seeing a SHRINK since the day they were married, and deep down he knows he married Jen for the wrong reason.
135. Uncool fans - November 20, 2008 5:13 AM
Brad is now living his dream - having a bunch of kids and with his GREAT LOVE (as he said in one of his various interviews) and BEST MOTHER that he could give to his kids. Also i think kids is not the reason why they divorced since brad said "he knows when is the time he wants to have kids and obviously now (with angelina) is the RIGHT TIME. Can't blame Brad who wants Jen to be the mother of his kids knowing that Jen is full of insecurities and neurotic ...hello Jen been seeing a SHRINK since the day they were married, and deep down he knows he married Jen for the wrong reason.
136. Jeremy - December 5, 2008 12:28 AM
Angelina Jolie's comments about how she seduced a married man she works with were in bad taste and sets an example that average Americans are far more likely to imitate than her very high profile philanthropy. America needs their most famous couple to have been born in adultery. It makes us feel better about ourselves, and so this sad little episode says more about America than it does the celebrities in this train wreck. It also says something about America that we seem to prefer his choice of megalomaniacal opportunist with a long history of psychological problems over archetypical vapid blonde.
137. Jeremy - December 5, 2008 12:28 AM
Angelina Jolie's comments about how she seduced a married man she works with were in bad taste and sets an example that average Americans are far more likely to imitate than her very high profile philanthropy. America needs their most famous couple to have been born in adultery. It makes us feel better about ourselves, and so this sad little episode says more about America than it does the celebrities in this train wreck. It also says something about America that we seem to prefer his choice of megalomaniacal opportunist with a long history of psychological problems over archetypical vapid blonde.
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140. Vixen - December 25, 2008 9:11 AM
what a bunch if idiots talking about what they don't know.
first of all, to all the pretend men who say guys get bored: women get bored too! you, with your big mouths and little dicks don't even know what you are doing to your women. all you want is to drink your beer, watch your game, and play with yourselves in front of the computer. you are shallow and dull, and you expect women to be wild bitches with open legs, so your lazy asses don't have to put in any work. are you that special? what about you is of interest? but you know what, dim wits? if any woman is wild and easy with you, she will be that way with your friend, your brother, and your mechanic. yuck. your stupid fantasies are just that - fantasies. women like that in real life are called sluts. shallow ass loosers. a real man keeps his woman happy and satisfied, he worships her. she is a goddess and she in turn, will take care of him. few are the priviledged. she will know when to be nice and when to be naughty. she will entangle you in her web of desire and anticipation. she has above all, dignity and self-confidence. Brad dumped Jen because he was in a hurry. he wanted a family now! he took the easy way out. Angie is and always has been a slut, or she would have refused to sleep with a married guy - at least she should not be so damn eager - even if Brad had a gold dick the size of moby dick, I would have said 'honey, if you want me you need to do it right. I ain't that desperate." whatever. all Jen said was that Angie's infantile comments about showing her kids the movie "mom and dad fell in love in", were "uncool". that's all Jen said. and it is true, because brad was lying to her all that time. and how utterly narcissistic that Brad took "offense" to Jen's comment...talk about being a hypocrit! he fucked up, and now he wants to point his fat old finger at the person he victimized. he is missing a chip, and Angie has mental issues, and this story will not have a happy ending. as the old saying goes, something's got to give. they have started it backwards, and they have messed up their karma. actually, they are right for eachother. they are both sub-standard. but in the end, poor kids! they will be the innocent victims who will hurt the most.