Nov 20 2008Benji Madden: 'Where the ladies at? Oh, right, hiding.'
Fresh off his breakup with Paris Hilton, Benji Madden went out in Hollywood as a single man last night, and if I were him, I'd be grinning like I got doused in the face with Smylex gas. But probably even more so considering he just escaped the vaginal equivalent of a rusty bear trap - tied to a land mine.
THE SUPERFICIAL: 2008 WINNER AMERICAN GYNECOLOGICAL AND OBSTETRICAL SOCIETY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LADY PARTS REPORTING
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Reader Comments
1. jrz - November 20, 2008 4:49 PM
yeah, like he's datable after sleeping with Herpzilla *rolls eyes*
2. Rough Daddy - November 20, 2008 4:57 PM
"THE SUPERFICIAL: 2008 WINNER AMERICAN GYNECOLOGICAL AND OBSTETRICAL SOCIETY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN LADY PARTS REPORTING"
I love when superfish pad himself on the back,,,,
3. Valention Trexaria - November 20, 2008 5:06 PM
Don't Benji Madden and Paris Hilton both have Herpes?
http://i35.tinypic.com/2iw38mf.jpg
4. Starcasm - November 20, 2008 5:14 PM
Holly Madison's already taken, who's he gonna date now?
http://starcasm.net/archives/1717
5. myopinioncounts - November 20, 2008 5:24 PM
Paris is better w/ that Stavros guy anyway, he's more of the stuck up type like she is.
6. Fernanado Narcos - November 20, 2008 5:33 PM
I don't know what everybody's carrying on about.I'd screw Paris until her uterus falls out.I bet her wonky eye does some amazing shit when her ankles are behind her ears and she's gettin' stuck in the pooper.
7. Ted from LA - November 20, 2008 5:57 PM
#6,
You must not have seen her sex video. I've seen more activity from my kid's pet turtle.
8. ann - November 20, 2008 6:55 PM
Benji could do way better but who wants to be with him after he's been with herpes paris?!
9. It's Me Fuckers!! - November 20, 2008 6:56 PM
ROFL!! Fernanado, then your fuckin cock would rot off. That's what has happened to this fucktard that has been fuckin it. The only way I'd even TOUCH Paris Hilton would be to kick her in the box with Heather Mills' wooden leg. All of the money her family has won't be able to cure the crust she is sporting.
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11. Nicole - November 20, 2008 8:38 PM
Herpes check???? EWWWWW dude that guy is now officially off the market. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. How many guys have new doses of herpes because of her?? That's gross.
12. Nicole - November 20, 2008 8:39 PM
Herpes check???? EWWWWW dude that guy is now officially off the market. I wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole. How many guys have new doses of herpes because of her?? That's gross.
13. That Guy - November 20, 2008 8:39 PM
Nice one fish, smylex gas! YOUR A BATMAN FAN!
14. eXtasyStef - November 20, 2008 9:38 PM
Doesn't he now have to be declared a biohazard?
15. MBA Nixon - November 21, 2008 12:18 AM
He got something from Paris that doesn't respond to penicillin: how to walk with a pretend phone glued to your ear.
16. Kahlee - November 21, 2008 1:40 AM
What a disgusting manwhore
17. ummm...yeah - November 21, 2008 10:28 AM
Hahhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahaha!
All you guys are funny today! Good Job!!!
#16 Nuff'said!
18. gerard Vandenberg - November 21, 2008 11:05 AM
be honest folks: THIS IS STRANGE?
19. sixpack - November 21, 2008 12:17 PM
At what age does one stop shopping at Hot Topic?
20. JJ KK - November 21, 2008 2:08 PM
HAHAHA HE GOT DUMPED BY A WHORE THATS SAD HAHAHAHA
21. big teeth - November 21, 2008 2:18 PM
Here he is,
The biggest douche of the universe.
In all the galaxies,
There's no bigger douche than you.
You've reached the top,
The pinnacle of douchedom.
Good goin' douche.
Your dream has come true
22. Dan Metrick - November 21, 2008 7:36 PM
Hey, with the 2008 award in the bag, can the lifetime achievement award be far behind?
23. movie fan - November 23, 2008 10:06 PM
not surprising at all that they broke up, Benji isn't famous enough for Paris