Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz already hate their son, and he was just born

FIRST!

Good for them. Now they can put a psychiatrist on retainer for what will inevitably years of therapy... Why is my dad a douche? Why is mom a talentless hack?

the first name would make a good middle name. now where did they get the middle name from??? this kids will obviously be emo...

worst. name. ever.

Well, on the bright side, I guess that means they're planning on him being raised by a pack of wolves.

i'd still do her!

Just awful. Ship these nobodies off to an island and let us get back to bikini pics and nipple slips.

Mowgli - does this mean they can't feed him after midnight, or he turns into a gremlin?

WHEE

The name IS ridiculous (as should be expected), but doesn't Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale beat Bronx Mowgli?

I googled it - Mowgli is a character from the Jungle Book. Commence making fun.

Just want everyone to close their eyes, and picture a doddering old man with a cane telling you his name is Bronx Mowgli.

They're lucky today: WE HATE THEM TOO ALREADY, folks!!

They are so calculated on being celebs its just sickening!

I'm hoping one of these kids pulls a Menendez and blows away their parents for saddling them with such horrible fucking names. What are these people thinking? I'm all for a name not everyone else has, but give me a fucking break. Your kid is already going to be different for being the kid of a celebrity, why make it worse?

And what's with the New York suburb names? So everyone wants to name their kid Brooklyn or, now apparently, Bronx. Fuck it. I'm naming my first kid "Staten Island".

Just wait. Very soon someone will name their child Manhattan. I'm telling you its only a matter of time.

He looks like a shaved baboon.

I named my kid Bangkok just as a reminder of the wild and passionate sex life that produced him, and subsequently vanished upon his arrival.

I love you Superficial ...if for nothing but your subject lines!

These celebs really LOVE themselves, don't they? They're all pathetic attention whores.

Bronx

Thats what they called their dog's name in the 90's cartoon Gargoyles haha funny I wonder if they ever watched that movie

It would have been a lot easier on the kid down the road if they had instead named him something normal and had "I need attention" tattooed on their own foreheads.

Idk I kinda like 'Bronx'.. but 'Mowgli'? That's just plain stupid. And I do agree.. Zuma Nesta Rock takes the damn cake with the stupidest name on the planet. kingston- cutest name ever.. then they go to Zuma Nestsa? Ridiculous. I'm all for naming your kid a unique name but that's taking it too far.. Zuma Nesta.. Mowgli.. fucking ridic.

If the really wanted to fuck over the kid, they could have just named him Rough Daddy Wentz. Then he really would have grown up to be a big pussy.

The kids initials are BMW?!? Seriously?!

What a f'ugly ass couple. She looks so bad as a red-head and he is himself and would never look good with anyone.

I feel genuinely sorry for this baby. I bet neither of them has ever even been to the bronx but of course they'll come up with some semi-legitimate reason why they named him that. Let me tell you the real reason: Ashlee thinks "Bronx" is a cool word b/c it has an x on the end and Mowgli was Pete's childhood hero/first crush. Sick.

The kids initials are BMW?!? Seriously?!

The kids initials are BMW?!? Seriously?!

The baby is as tall as his dad!?

Seriously Kate? Seriously?? Are you really serious?

I would have went with the always popular, Chinny Mydaddypreferscock Wentz.

You know I have a 2 year old and we spent almost 6 months figuring out waht to name her so she wont get made fun of in school, life etc...

These 2 idiors just made shit up and slapped it on the birth cert. Serioulsy, come ON! guys money fades so when your precious lil Bronx in in Public school with normal kids - guess who will be the one hiding in his locker....besides that the kid is already at a disadvantage - he will probably only grow to be about 5' tall anyways....Let the swirlies begin!!!!

I am still weeping for the future.....

I called my kid Staten Island...so there!

pete is *such* an ugly mother fucker, its unreal.

The dude is a fucking tool. Faggy one.

Shannon Sossamon named her baby girl Audio Science. Any of these names seem to say "This little bastard is going to fucking pay for destroying my vagina."

To post #15

You almost made me choke to death on my starburst candy with that one.

Thanks a bunch.

Actually "Bronx" is a sacred Native American name that means "boy with father who tries to conceive in poopchute".

Where is the donation line at. That kid is going to need therapy for the rest of his life. Once for the name and forever for who he has as parents. Maybe he can cop a feel off of auntie Jessica.

DUMBO must have been taken (if you live outside NYC, just google it) and Brooklyn is SO yesterday...idiots.

That is just wrong! I actually don't mind when people call their kids after places/things if they make a nice name. But Mowgli isn't even a nice word. It's just absurd.

what the fuck is wrong with these people? that has to be the most obnoxious baby name i have ever heard. it's going to be ugly for one, a normal name could have rescued it... but no. let's just hope it doesn't get the cursed simpson jawline and the father's small penis.

Mowgli? One (or both) of them has been watching WAY too much Jungle Book...

Mowgli? One (or both) of them has been watching WAY too much Jungle Book...

We can only hope that the baby gets Ashley's nose (the 1st one she had). Karma's a bitch.

and how do Bronx and Mowgli fit together? Mowgli lives sooo far away from da Bronx. maybe it represents wentz's life - he felt like an outsider, just like jungle people, and then moved to a big City where he found out he SUCKS

Mowgli already has his first session with a therapist booked for 2013.

@7:

you're thinking mogwai. although i wouldn't have put it past them with that one either.

Why not just name him LA COUNTY OVERDOSE VICTIM #2349874987

Pete Wentz made sure there will no calls, text or email to him from Ashley tonight. He really really is dieing to see Twilight

AT least he'll have Brooklyn Beckham to keep him company in the nurse's office.

#15 is fucking hilarious

I hate them passionately! Her "music" is dreadful and his? I think MAYBE I heard ONE song and that was pretty craptastic too . I cant bare to look at either of them, they are so ugly. I hope by some miracle the kid will be cute.....hard enough to be a hottie named Bronx Mowgli..but to be an ugly kid named Bronx Mowgli? There aint enough drugs in the WORLD to make that hurt go away!

The kids initials are BMW?!? Seriously?!

Oh bloody hell.

To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^.

They name their kid so his initials are BMW. They name their kid after a half-ass luxury care.

Please kill your heroes.

Care? Car...what's the difference?

BMW is a less attractive acronym to school bullies than say, HUMMER or A2M

I think they were going for a high score in scrabble.

Bronx? Like Ashley or Pete have ever been to the Bronx... LOL
They seem like a nice couple, but they shouldn't have given in to the celebrity trend of naming your child the stupidest/ugliest/"deepest" name possible. Why not name him Joe after the grandpa? They gave their dog a nicer name for heaven's sake. I'd rather be named Hemingway than Bronx.
No offense to those from the Bronx, my parents grew up there and they told me it was a delight. Heheheh.

BRONX?? im sick of the MAX, KNOX, BRONX, MADDOX bullshit! Sooo played out!

Wasn't Mowgli a baby who was abandoned and raised by wolves?

So, are they hating each other yet? I give them 2 years, at the most.

I think I've become imune to celebrity baby names, cuz I just don't have a reaction anymore to the names these people give their children.

My last reaction was with Suri, which sounds to me like some kind of Indian goolash. Shiloh sounds like a dog's name, and Pax sounds like the letters on a robot that stand for the manufactuer's name.

Isn't Mowgli the kid's name in 'The Jungle Book'? Poor kid.

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Say the name "Bronx Wentz" outloud. It feels like biting down on a nail file.

Nice try, but they couldn't beat Gwen Stefani.

PETE WENTZ CHANNELED HIS INNER NEGRO (YES, HIS MOTHER IS BLACK) BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY LILY WHITE ASHLEE WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH THAT GHETTO BOROUGH AS A "COOL" BABY NAME.

Aaaahahahhahahaha...
Bronx Mowgli Wentz... initials BMW... What a douche!
LOL

http://www.bronx.co.za/

it's a gay bar in south africa.

banging parents those two are gonna be.

I can understand why clueless, irritating people who are physically attractive make it onto this site. But what are clueless, irritating people who are way fugly doing here?

fyi-- "mogwai" means monster in chinese.

"mowgli" is the name of the kid from the jungle book, a novel by rudyard kipling. i think mowgli is an interesting name and has more character than "bronx." and mowgli wentz sounds much better bronx wentz.

it's the combination of bronx and mowgli and wentz, and the initials bmw, that screw the whole thing up.

Apparently Brooklyn was taken, so they resorted to the borough were puerto ricans and scumbags reside...

Just another argument for the forced sterilization of all celebrities. Bronx Mowgli is the kid's name. Pete Wentz is his dad. Joe Simpson is his grandpa. That kid is fucked for life.

@#68
That's not monster in mandarin chinese (I'm pretty sure there's no language called chinese- it's pretty much dialects and mandarin). That'd be mo gui.

#64, I'm pretty sure Pete Wentz is German.

My kids going to be called Harlem Jersey Hoboken

Americans are fucking idiots.

@9

You had to google Mowgli?

How old/stupid are you?

Bronx? Bronx? How does a father from Illinois and a mother from Texas, both now living in California, come up with Bronx? Come on.

#69, slight correction - puerto ricans and albanians/italians. but you were so close.

As a Bronx resident I would like to thank them for screwing up my google news alerts.

I only hope that one day soon they make it into the NYPD Blotter.

#75, #9 is not as dumb as #45 who claims "mogwai" is the Jungle Book character.

They're probably not serious. If Britney could trick the public about her kid's name, they could. Sure why not.

I heard Mowgli is some fag character from a book for fags. Are there any homos here to confirm?

Wasn't Gismo a Mowgli? no wait he was something else... close enough. ok I think it's the era of coming of with the most fucked up name for celeb's kids. What's next??? ---This is my kid Penis face and his sister Pussy lips... Good lord.. what happened to Shawn or Ryan??? Good names..
They should of called the kid fucked ... cause that's what he is with that name!

Look at the silly pretenders acting like they are emo rebels and all that? It's so hateful they have a kid and named it something that will haunt and cause misery for him all the days of his life on purpose..? Daddy and Mommy want you to be an entertainer outcast. It's a cutesy name they fought over and worried about for months. Has to stand out and be freaky. Forget enjoying life, education or accessing any normal career. What loosers and stupidos., they ought to be taken to the woodshed and taught a few things about life.

The Jungle Book (1894) is a collection of stories written by Rudyard Kipling. The stories were first published in magazines in 1893–4. The original publications contained illustrations, some by Rudyard's father, John Lockwood Kipling. Kipling was born in India and spent the first six years of his childhood there. After about ten years in England, he went back to India and worked there for about six-and-half years. These stories were written when Kipling lived in Vermont.[1]

The tales in the book (and also those in The Second Jungle Book which followed in 1895, and which includes five further stories about Mowgli) are fables, using animals in an anthropomorphic manner to give moral lessons. The verses of The Law of the Jungle, for example, lay down rules for the safety of individuals, families and communities. Kipling put in them nearly everything he knew or "heard or dreamed about the Indian jungle."[2] Other readers have interpreted the work as allegories of the politics and society of the time.[3] The best-known of them are the three stories revolving around the adventures of an abandoned 'man cub' Mowgli who is raised by wolves in the Indian jungle. The most famous of the other stories are probably "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi", the story of a heroic mongoose, and "Toomai of the Elephants", the tale of a young elephant-handler. Kotick, The White Seal seeking for his people a haven where they would be safe from hunters, has been considered a metaphor for Zionism, then in its beginning.[
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jungle_Book

they're next kids gonna be called Baloo.

their next kid is gonna be called Baloo.

I'm betting on Queens Nemo.

http://starcasm.net/archives/1724

The only way Lil' Bronxie could make up for that name (sounds like what you would name a wolf) is by being cute and he's not ever getting any help from his parents in that area so they felt really bad and gave him BMW for his initials so he would seem cool when he is ready to get laid and therefore be able to procreate one day cuz they both know there is a 110% chance he won't ever get laid based on his inherited looks.

Would everyone just shut the fuck up about what they named their baby?
That's their business, not yours.