Nov 26 2008Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut

they never know when to shut up

FIST!

I bet she would still be a good fuck. Sort of like make up sex all of the time.

Ann Coulter is awesome. I wish her a speedy recovery.

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Leave her like that.

What a huge head and face. She reminds me of that chick that wrote the Harry Potter books.

The injury would heal much more quickly if she had a burlap sack over her face.

#3 - But.... but... she's a good Christian girl who happens to be unmarried... that means she's supposed to have cobwebs on her cooter...

Its just laws of nature taking place,,,its time for tranquility, hopefully Manatee Limbaugh is next ....

Why all the hate for her? She makes fun of liberals (read, Hollywood) just like this site. She doesn't apologize like most public figures. And she pisses people off--which I like. Haha, she can still write.

ahhh now all the republican ignorant racist and let's say it impotent commentators of the superficial are going to raise their shields to defend this disgraceful woman... who has just experienced, by the way... the concept of karma!

com'on you primitive, uneducated and oh so bigot commentators, let's hear it!

It's a Festivus MIRACLE! Now they need to rig something up to cover her ratty face and body.

Why the long face Ann?

Hope she gets well soon so she keep everybody up ta date on that no good ILLEGAL immigrant sistanlaw o' mine !!

She is a lucky woman if her boyfriend is that bigg!!!

I felt such satisfaction when I punched the bitch in the mouth. *sigh*

my brother broke his jaw, and it was wired shut, and he could still talk just fine. he lost 60lbs though bc you can't eat anything. poor Ann, she is a twig already.

This would be like tying Billy Mays arms behind his back and making him do a commercial. He'd have a seizure trying to get his hands out in front of him.

Ann's HOT! I'd do her while she whispered sweet conservative pablum in my ear.

YEEEEEHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ann Coulter told Michael Savage she brought Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings, but if he didn’t want it, she would chew through the kitchen wall because she smelled peanut butter on a spoon in the sink. Ann Coulter chewed through a television power cord. Ann Coulter chewed a hole in a sack of corn.

Karma anyone? I don't wish her any ill will, however she is the bitch of all bitches. O... and #4 your a idiot, for the first statement.

Huh... I thought they usually put horses down when they are injured.

10 - if Michael Moore or Bill Maher had their jaws wired shut, I bet you wouldn't be saying a word.

18 - I have no idea what you are talking about, but I can tell you are spot on and awesome simultaneously.

I'd never punch her in the mouth...

However, I would take great pleasure in punching her in the Adam's apple (how could you miss?) and kicking her in the nuts.

Wow, when did this site become the New York Times?

This is proof there is a God and he wants us to be happy.

Undisclosed, eh? I'll bet somebody knocked the shit out of her. Shame they stopped at a broken jaw.

#10
You generalizing all republicans as being racists and ignorant is real telling of your intellect level. Why... generalizing might even be the root origing for racism. It's ok babe...we don't expect you to comprehend the irony in your own post.

16 - are you kidding?! She's a total cow! 60 lbs off would make her just about right...YUUUUUUMMMMMMY! And 21, I would so laugh my ass off if MM had his jaw wired shut. He's a fucknut liberal that makes the rest of us look bad. As for Bill Maher, however; he's so positively dreamy, I would cry if this happened to him.

C'mon, Fish, this the best ya got for a cold dark Monday morning? I pretty much don't even know who she is, something about Clinton I think...???
But really, put up something newsworthy, it has been an exceptionally long fuckin weekend..

I would love to punch Coulter right in the face. She is the devil and I'm embarrassed to say, I'm glad she cant open her lie-trap.

You're just jealous that she's hot and conservative. There has always been a liberal double standard with everything. NOW only stands up for liberal women. Supposedly nice, loving, and innocent gay people are allowed to protest but those who peacefully counter-protest are met with screaming and physical violence. Trying to appeal to a liberals sense of logic will never work, because they don't have one.

I guarantee the story behind this comes out over the next few days.

And man, do I wish it involves this self-hating cunt getting whaled in the face. It has to.

well that's irony

#10: Learn how to spell and punctuate. Your comment was like trying to understand a broken cell phone conversation.

@31 - There is something seriously wrong with you if you think that emaciated horse is hot.

I heard she was assaulted by a gay Mexican. Rolled up a big, queer Paco-fist and broke the bitch's jaw.

So she will have to deal with a few weeks of non-forcible entry of my penis, too bad. I'll make that shit up to her later.

Liberals hate Ann because she tells the truth, which as we all know, the Truth is like Kryptonite to a Liberal. Just like education and employment is like Kryptonite to black people. I love to just sit and watch how Liberals are so uneducated and brainwashed.

Someone please break Obama's jaw.

One word to this anti-America HO,.......KARMA

# 27 and # 31 have it right. All Ann does is expose liberal hypocrisy and those who believe such hypocrisy doesn’t exist would be first on her ridicule list.

Grow up people..

#35

You have to understand: the ratio between hot conservative women vs. hot liberal women is almost zero, so Ann Coulter is hot according to the conservative standards.

Ann Cunter, your comeupannce has comeupped!

#40 - Ann is pro-American, she is a true American conservative, which is why all the socialists hate her. You and your gay liberal activist commie pinko friends are Anti-American.

And KARMA will be you sitting around waiting for your welfare check that's never gonna come because you got duped into voting for Obomma.

AAAHAHAHAHAHA! Christmas miracles really DO happen!

Catty liberals carrying on about Coulter's calamity? How contrived!

All the Obamonkeys hate her because she has the "audacity" to actually criticize the perpetual failure of liberal gov't programs.

Karmetic justice has risen.

Ann: "I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.'

#39 we want a word with you

#39 they may want a word with you

God fish, this level of bias is extreme for even you. Fuck this site; I don't need to get my daily amount of liberal propaganda from you.

And let that be a lesson to all conservative media, Obama is bringing the pimp smack back to the White House.

You constitution hating, lawless, uneducated liberals. You need to be more like Tim McVeigh, Robert Hanssen, Eric Rudolph, James Kopp, Aldrich Ames, Buford Furrow, Jeffrey Dahmer, Demetrius "Van" Crocker, William Krar, Chad Castagana, Earl Edwin Pitts, Harold James Nicholson, David Berkowitz, Ivan Boesky, Richard "Dick" Hickock, Perry Smith, The Phineas Priesthood, etc.

Until you become a homegrown terrorist, law breaker, or traitor to your own country, you're nothing you liberal pansies.

Ann exposes liberal bullshit hypocrisy in a world gone to shit and socialism.

You know what would make me happy? Seeing Michael Moore get gang raped by a bunch of irate male goats while trying to film a documentary on how bestiality is all the Bush administration's fault, or something ridiculous like that.

Fuck you fish. Stop being such a commie.

I just hope she records her next audio book with her jaw wired... it'll have the same substance.

And all the "Ann speaks the truth..." and "Ann is just saying what libs don't want to hear" and "Ann is the reincarnation of my turtle Sam, who was one hell of a policy wonk..." is just more sour wine from your sour grapes. Unlike a mouthful of my junk's spunk, I'm sure it goes down smooth...

Why all the hatred for someone that speaks their mind? Do we suspend freedom of speech just because you don't agree with that speech? You call the far right hypocrits then show the same behavior you condemn. Must be sad to live with such hatred in your pitiful lives.

thanks for remaining unbiased.

libs are generally dumber than their republican counterparts. especially when you get past the lowest bottom feeders of each group.

she is provocative and irritating to conservatives at times as well, but overall she knows what she's talking about.

hopefully you break your fingers from typing all this filth!

#47 As opposed to the perpetual failure of conservative governments? Who are we bailing out THIS week while still maintaining the economy is fundamentally sound? I've lost track.

Maybe #41 can help here. Could it be more of those well known "liberal" hypocrits that Ann exposes? You know, those harpy 9-11 widows or just all those traitors who dare to disagree with the current administration?

@ everyone with "Why all the hatred for someone that speaks their mind..Do we suspend freedom of speech just because you don't agree with that speech?"....type comments.

Freedom of speech goes both ways. She says what she wants, and, the public has the right to criticize. If the people who hate her held their tongue, that would be suspending freedom of speech. Jesus. You people.

And FYI, she is a horrible person. Someone who bashes 9/11 widows, wants to take away women's right to vote, and thinks Jews need to be "perfected" is a horrible person. I wish her nothing but the worst. kthnx.

Yeah Fish, you're lame. Start selling U.S. goverment secret to real commies, you know, like Russia, like true Americans Robert Hanssen and Aldrich Ames did. Take a page from the Rosenbergs, actual *American* communists, and pass classified U.S. military info to the Soviets. It might get you executed, but hey, if you're not getting iced for espionage for passing along atomic bomb info you're not living right.

Can somebody punch Steve in the face?
Dude, she just spews mindless, hateful garbage to sell books.
This woman said, although i'm probably misquoting, something along the lines of: "I have never seen anyone relishing in their husband's death like the widows of 9/11 victims" or something to that effect.
FUCK YOU.

Wow, thank you Superficial. I woke up this morning after having my first ever Amy Winehouse dream, which involved her attacking strangers to steal their cigarettes (she claimed she needed the nicotine, which was an anti-psychotic drug), running around the courtroom shattering glasses of water while the judge repeatedly banged his gavel, and boring a hole into her apartment's floor so that she could shit and piss on her downstairs neighbors.

And now Ann Coulter has her jaw wired shut? This is officially the end of my depression. Now if only they would wire her asshole shut so that she'd die of a ruptured colon from the impacted shit buildup... ooh, that would be mighty sweet...

Fucking awesome. Now I know what to say at the dinner table tomorrow when I'm asked what I'm thankful for!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! - giggle -

The response written by the Superficial doesn't surprise me. This is your classic liberal response of attacking free speech while continuing to publish garbage that will invite the wrath of islamic anger.

Kapu!

I've got it on good authority that she broke that jaw trying to deepthroat a thoroughbred. But don't take that the wrong way, it's not like she was doing it as part of some sick fetish, it was genuine attraction- she felt like they had a lot in common.

Oh and 66, thanks for showing us how insightful you are by mistaking free speech itself for an attack upon free speech. Free speech is for everyone, not just the people who share your personal views.

"59. justifiable - November 26, 2008 11:55 AM

#47 As opposed to the perpetual failure of conservative governments? Who are we bailing out THIS week while still maintaining the economy is fundamentally sound? I've lost track. "

Response:
All these bailouts are results of liberal programs. The big 3 suck because they employ communist unions that pay uneducated feebleminded brainless menial laborers more than doctors. $78 per hour....lol...

The urban development act was the liberal program that directly led to the financial institution crisis. Giving subprime ARM loans to feebleminded minorities with no earning potential or credit.

These two big problems were CAUSED by democratic liberals, and now the democratic/liberal controlled congress is gonna try to fix the problems they caused by just throwing taxpayer money on it. Morons.

GOD you are fucking stupid. Just keep churning and believing your preprogrammed liberal babble. Maybe that worthless socialist COON Obomma will bail you out when you're unemployed and penniless...not likely your moron...

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Christmas has come early!

God, I take back all those bad things I said about you!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

You liberals just dont get it do you? Read some of the posts...if it was Bill Maher you would cry...come on. Your hipocrisy is amazing. "I'm a liberal...we teach tolerance only if they agree with us." How dare someone try to give you insight into what they believe, especially if it differs from your warped point of view. But, if that didn't piss you off...here is some more good stuff you can't bring yourself to stomach, let alone try to understand.

9-11 was an inside job
TCLTC
Global Warming is BS
Polar Bears aren't going extinct
Obama is a corrupt socialist ("But how can he be corrupt...he doesn't take bribes he only makes them"....look how he won the IL senate seat you whacks)
Welfare is not good for Americans
National Healthcare is even worse
A Civil Security Force is much like the SS or the Bolshevik brown shirts
You should have to pass a civil liberties test to vote
PeTA is comprised of ignorant fools
Homosexuality is a disease/mental disorder
English should be the national language of the United States
All immigrants should have to abide by our laws, speak our language, and accept our ideologies.
Clay Aiken's music sucks
Paris Hilton IS hot
Justin Timberlake is a fag
and Fuck the USC Trojans and the Florida Gators

#31 - You idiot. Your saying someone's jealous that Coulter is Hot and a Republican? Even Republicans think she's a nutjob. I assume that since you support her so much, you also agree that the 9/11 widows should stop whining, just like Ann said. She's a shameless shill, who will say anything to sell a book. Her opinions are so far off on right field that only the most ardent diehard loony could possibly support it. She sells books because of the humour value more than anything. Kind of like 'What's that crazy wacko going to say this time?' As long as that happens, she'll continue to spout ingorant ridiculousness. Its a shame she insults Christians and Jesus by wearing a cross, while spewing hate-filled ignorance from her mouth.

Do all you asshat celebrity bloggers have to be so predictably left wing? Lay off the politics and just do your yenta back fence gossip schtick.

HAHAHA Batteries too powerful in that vibrator you were sucking on?

>>

Like Nimipu? Lakota ? Like not sleeping in (intentionally) smallpox laced blankets? Like not quite understanding how the persecuted all of a sudden became really adept persecutors themselves, oh and land thieves?

Good to see "our" immigrants respected and abided by the laws, language and ideologoies of the land so well. "Our." Interesting.

If this is karma, it'll be wonderful when Michael Moore clutches his chest keels over and falls face first into Oprah thus dislocating both of her kneecaps where she'll spend the next 6 months immobilized develop diabetes and have her foot amputated.

#75

Point taken...and I concede. I won't argue there. However, this is happening in my lifetime and as a natural born citizen and living here my whole life, this is my country and dont like seeing it being corrupted and abused by non-citizens (not very "fair" to call them illegals). I studied a lot of native american culture in college and actually focused on the Dakota and Lakota Sioux. Free Leonard Peltier!!!!

Titanium lovedoll.

There is a God.

Ahh, Christmas came early this year. Karma, irony and sweet justice all wrapped into one.

If this is karma, it'll be wonderful when Sheryl Crow decides that she's going to join the USO again just to curry favor with the President and on her first trip to Afghanistan her plane will go down, everyone will survive but she'll be caught by the remaining few taliban thugs who'll cut off her clit. That's what you get for being a hypocrite who'll only support the troops and USO when it'll get you an invite to the White House.

If this is karma, it'll be wonderful when Sean Penn is given a doctrine by the communists at Harvard and during his anti-America speech he suddenly collapses, he'll be rushed to the Cambridge Medical Centrer where they'll find he's in renal failure.

If this is karma, on Al Franken's way home from carpetbagging in Minnesota he ends up on Wellstone Airlines. "No round trip tickets necessary."

If this is karma, Jon Stewart and Keith Olbermann will appear on Celebrity Jeopardy filming at Radio City Music Hall. Balls McCoy will be the third celeb and house these two no-nothings win all the charity money for the Fisher House and then laugh as they walk off stage and when blowing off a homeless pan handler they both recieve 2 shanks in the back of the neck each.

Goddammit! I told that idiot that she had to cut the babies into bite-sized pieces before eating them, but she insisted that she had developed the ability to unhinge her jaw like a snake and swallow them whole. Now it's a blender and a straw for the next few weeks. Serves her right.

At #71, saying homosexuality is a mental disorder is like saying all black people have a skin disease. Just because your values are different doesn't mean everyone elses aren't worth shit. Making a gay dude have sex with a woman is like making you take it in the ass. Try it sometime.
And whoever talking about Michael Moore, he just makes who ever support him look bad. I'd be downright embarassed if he was a Republican. He is a whiny little child, who needs to learn theres a different between a documentary and "tattling" on Republicans and throwing a huge, 400 pound temper tantrum.
At #10, don't generalize us Republicans and I wont generalize you liberals, like calling you a bunch of granola munching, shower-frightened, whale humping morons. I'm better than that.
And #27, love you.

I want to lick every inch of her endoskeleton.

... and put a bun in her microwave oven.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........

this is the most ironic, greatest bit of karma i've ever seen in my life. FUCK YOU BITCHHHH!!!!

Oh joy, Oh bliss, OH HAPPY DAY !!!!

finally! some funny commentary on the fish, especially after reading that lame-ass drivel on the "free botox/paris hilton" thread. that was some awful, awful shit. nice to see fish posters bringing the funny back...

I long to spike her WD40 with Castrol R and amyl nitrate, prior to taking her to the redline... endlessly bouncing off the limiter...

She'll just write 10 more best selling books and make a few million more $$$'s -- laughing at all the idiot lie-berals that give her so much ammunition.

So what are you loosers going to be doing these next couple of months?!?!?!?!?

#68 Do your homework and take a look at whose name comes first on the 1999 deregulation bill that allowed this fiasco to happen - it's that well-known liberal Phil Gramm who pushed the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act that Congress was dumb enough to pass. Deregulation has always been the hallmark of the conservatives who feel that big businesses should have no restraints whatsoever. Unfortunately those businesses running to Congress to bail them out when their unrestricted dealings have landed them up the proverbial creek also seems to be the enduring pattern - sort of like your spewing racist invective at someone who disagrees with your puerile point of view. Maybe you should skip that White Supremacy meeting this week and just give Charles Keating and Neil Bush a call instead.

I'm sick of privatized profit that then leads to public bailouts, but then I'm just whacky that way.

I yearn to magnetize her head and roll it around in a tub full of of iron filings. Oh, we could make such beautiful Physics together...

Having actually met Miss Coulter in person I'd just like to say: CAN SOME ONE PLEASE BREAK HER FINGERS, TOO!?!?!?

with her yap tray shut she might just type faster...

*YAWNS SLEEPILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Did A-Basin open yet, I want to go snowboarding today.

When she's all worn out I'll store her in the desert... strip her of useful parts.... recycle her body.....

Ann Coulter = next year's saucepans.

TheSuperficial is so much more funny when it isn't political. As funny and brilliant as his pop culture commentary is, his political commentary is about as advanced as the average Obama voter. It's amazing how anytime someone with conservative views is brought up on this page they're lynched by all of you morons. Why so much hatefilled speech?

The ironic thing is you also hate the celebrities who perfectly espouse your political views... Who is stupid now?

hate is not truth.

All republicans who make people like Coulter O'Riley, and Limbaugh out to be truth telling Chistians are just fooling themselves.

Haha, I'm already having a great thanksgiving! Jesus, this lady looks like that guy in the movie "mask" with the huge head. You know the one. Cher.

Here immigrant shooter, and queer chaser & beater husband broke it! As the bible says: "put thy wife unto thy place"

Oh and thelaloser, the only irony here is that you think you know what the hell you're talking about. Dramatic irony.

Every time I boil an egg or make a delicious creamy sauce, I'll dedicate every mouthful to the memory of sweet,beautiful Ann.

I think online dating is really nice. I meet many nice people at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^. You can find your soul mate at this site. You have many chances to date with a millionaire there.

hey number 45 where have YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS DUDE!!??

DUH

Karma for a rightwing whore

#97, if you're offended by hate filled speech, you should have a big problem with Ann Coulter.

On the middle-east:

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

On the validity of Judaism:

"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say."

On widows of people killed in the 9/11 attacks:

"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis... These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them... I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much."

Hey Fish,

THIS should have been the pic to make the caption for.
Here's Ann's unofficial caption:

I got my "procedure" done from the same surgeon who "fixed" that guy who co-wrote The Matrix.

Little known fact: Ann Coulter and Al Franken were involuntarily mated a few decades ago to create a hybrid, drone race of people who actually believe the political bullshit of the "two party system", gradually replacing thinking human beings. Time will tell if the plan works. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans here and worldwide!

Oh man, I would have loved to have been that when that 9-11 mother whacked her in the grill.

Oh man, I would have loved to have been there when that 9-11 widow whacked her in the grill.

Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal won’t rust when oiled and cleaned
Metal is tough, metal will sheen
Metal will rule in my masterscheme

Sweet sweet Karma! If the doctors left the wire tied for the rest of her life. The world would be obliged.

Spanky said:

I bet she would still be a good fuck.

Jstn said:

Wooooah, dude. You need to pay more attention, esp. to the adam's apple.

Coulter is a transexual.

Might have broke his jaw with too big a "challenge" if you know what I'm saying.

That's a man, baby!

Hey #90, if you're going to call people idiots at least learn to spell. God I hate it when Republicans try to take Liberals to task and they can't even spell simple words. It's so pathetic.

Isn't she the one who hates her country? Oh no, that would be Michelle OBAMA!

Ann Coulter is the greatest. Hollywood Liberals hate her because (1) they are too effen stupid to understand anything and (2) they can't take the truth that they are nothing but a bunch of fascists.

when did this become the chicks with dicks website???
hope his/her jaw stays wired shut for a very long time., considering it
an early christmas gift.

#21 - Actually, I would set off fireworks if any of these imbecilic political commentators Right or Left woke up tomorrow with their jaws wired shut.

#1o that made my life

wow, 38! you can be racist and reference Monty Python at the same time! How cute. I think I'm in love! (*hurl*)

What's w/ all the Coulter love?

I mean, it's self-evident: Conservative control of gov't = one f*cked up country.

I guess most of the happy coulter-lickers are were in grade school in the 90's, when people made money & had jobs. You know, when Clinton was president. Those were good times. A vote for the GOP is a vote for al-Qaeda. You know, because they want to destroy our country.

Anne is one hot bitch.

Anne is one hot bitch.

Any woman like this needs to be punched in the face by a man and knocked out. I would love to do this to her.

you see folks, sometimes domestic violence is the only option. Ann is allowed to gab away like a crazy cunt because no man has had the balls to put her in her place. And that means she goes down for the count.

Wow...things really are getting better. No more Republicans in the White House, gas under two bucks a gallon and Cuntler's pie hole wired shut. It's like Christmas came early.

I could give he mouth some cock therapy. Or maybe that's how she broke it...

I can't stand Coulter's ideology, although I do find her very entertaining (see also: Bill O'Reilly). It's not merely that she is a conservative - there are many conservative commentators that I have time for - it is her specific extreme positions.

HOWEVER, that doesn't mean I want to point and laugh when she suffers physical injury. Grow up, people.

Everyone who is rabbiting on about karma - I think karma would more accurately describe misfortune suffered after one mocks someoen else for suffering pain.

Sometimes, there IS justice.

There is a GOD.

Once, Just once. (I felt remorse.)

If I lacked any reason to give thanks this year, I just got it in a cornucopia the size of the Hindenburg.
Christ this is a reason to give thanks.

Of course she'll come back writin' that it's all TEH LIBRULS' fault.
It always is in her book.
Ha!

Happy FUCKING Thanksgiving indeed!

The only cunt in the world to also have a penis.

# 1: Attractive Republicans are evil lizard-like self serving slimebag aliens from Saturn. Explode them!
# 2: If they can wire her jaw, they can sew up the rest of the orifices. Then she'll blow up like a big brown berry, kinda' like Veruca Salt except instead of being full of blueberry juice, Coulter will be full of shit!
# 3: We have the stealth technology, let's nail 'em all, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, all of 'em!
#4: Don't ever show this lizard without clothes on, ever, it'll be worse than the Day of the Triffids.

I have absolutely no idea as to who that woman is, but judging from the comments here, I should just go on living happily not knowing...

Gotta love karma. Her jaw gets wired shut on the eve of one of the few nights a year she actually eats.

Q: How do you break Ann Coulter's jaw?

A: Kick Rush Limbaugh in the nuts.

I personally would love nothing more than to give this hatchet-faced tranny a steel-toed boot square in the sausage wallet. ka-POW !!!

From what I understand, she is a career Polemic. This is her job, it makes her money. I wouldn't trust her to believe half the stuff that comes out her mouth.

The problem is deciding what she does believe and what she is purely saying for the points.

From what I understand, she is a career Polemic. This is her job, it makes her money. I wouldn't trust her to believe half the stuff that comes out her mouth.

The problem is deciding what she does believe and what she is purely saying for the points.

From what I understand, she is a career Polemic. This is her job, it makes her money. I wouldn't trust her to believe half the stuff that comes out her mouth.

The problem is deciding what she does believe and what she is purely saying for the points.

Hmm, maybe there really is karma after all! :) And I know I shouldn't even bother, but I can't STAND it, so I will. "Freedom of speech" means that the Government cannot impede your right to express your opinion, especially politically. Get it? The Governernment. It does NOT mean that you get to say whatever you want and no one can criticize what you say. Nor does it mean that any type of information-spreading organization (newspaper, TV, radio etc) can't edit what you say, or can you for saying it if you're an employee. Nor does it mean that you can tell your boss to *(&% off and he/she can't fire you. Nor does it mean that people posting comments on a gossip website can't criticize morons, whether they be the topic or the posters. OK? Got it?

Somebody finally punched this bitch in the mouth!

Ahahahahhahahahahahaha. This woman needs this time in her life to reflect on how much she deserves this. She's an asshole.

there is a god!

Funny how sensitive and almost gayish the right wing wackos really are here. Ann Coulter is really an ignorant foul mouth heartless bitch. How could anyone defend her? OH I see because there are millions of demented freaks in this country that blame all the countries problems on those that believe in liberty foremost and justice for all regardless of race or creed.
Not all of us are dumb rednecks babbling on about events that focused on Hebrews thousands of years ago and how that should mean anything whatsoever to us in this modern age.
Wake up sleepy morons. There are no gods and goddesses and Jesus is long dead and aint coming back! Stop wearing those childish crosses and pentagrams like some primitive goons.

This woman is really evil in the venom she has spewed forth and anyone agreeing with her has lost sight of what is really important other than hate.

I love Ann Coulter...I mean, you don't get bitches crazier than her. I can hear her talk her nonsense all day long...she is good for a good laugh...now she's not even good enough to give George Dubbaya a BJ with that wired jaw. Talk about divine intervention...I bet you the gays, jews, and illegal immigrants are having a party as we speak to celebrate her accident...we need more crazy bitches that talk shit all the time...u listening Elizabeth Hasselback?

Look what I found! Ya know how Ann Coulter want's to perfect Jews? Maxim.com had an idea to perfect Ann Coulter!

http://www.liberalrevolt.com/article/perfecting-ann-coulter

She looks like a skeleton with Crisco for skin in this Superficial pic.

How is it possible to take anyone seriously after statements like this?
"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building".
Her only regret.
What kind of sick imbecile would make a statement like that? She tries to defend it, but can't. She has trouble defending other things she says, too.

More fun:
http://uglyrepublicans.com/republicans/United-States/Ann-Coulter/

.....................AND WHAT ABOUT HER PUSSY, folks?

To Post #68:

You throw around words like "communist" with the same idiotic ignorance of the term as the liberals who refer to the Bush Administration as fascist do.

But I'm glad to see how intellectually above everyone else in this comment thread you are. Nevermind the use of ethnic slurs, misspelling the President-elect's name, confusing the possessive "your" for the pronoun "you," and a host of other idiocies which should call into question your ability to use a toilet properly (hint right wing dipshit: it's not something to drink out of, especially if the contents look like lemonade).

Next, the $78 an hour myth. Maybe you should actually look at the New York Times article pushing this bullshit and do some math: the median employee salary for an auto worker would be nearing $150,000 a year if this was actually true.

And to anyone who says "Ann Coulter simply speaks the truth," either you've never read any of her work (I assume this is due to illiteracy), or you live in a fantasy land like 9/11 Truther assholes inhabit.

Christmas came early this year! I wish I knew who broke her jaw, so I could send him some flowers.

Is this that chick from like 10 years ago? I thought she ran off with Warren Jeffs to do vile things to 8-year olds.

#38 and #39. You're just hateful, evil asses. Divisive. Insecure. Controlling. Ewwwww. Hope you get over that mindset. Nasty. The mindset of the devil.

Bickus Dickus obviously picked a good screenname as he must really be a big dick saying that "the truth is like kryptonite to liberals like education and employment are to blacks". I guess, following your logic, you must be a black liberal ("not that there's anything wrong with that") since Ann Coulter speaks little to no truth and appeals to uneducated mindless folk who blindly follow conservative blow hards like her.

Bickus Dickus obviously picked a good screenname as he must really be a big dick saying that "the truth is like kryptonite to liberals like education and employment are to blacks". I guess, following your logic, you must be a black liberal ("not that there's anything wrong with that") since Ann Coulter speaks little to no truth and appeals to uneducated mindless folk who blindly follow conservative blow hards like her.

to Superficial.com writer...
Seriously??? You bust on her because you don't like her message? lots of people don't like what you are saying. are you to be shunned because people don't like what you are saying? Free speech means FREE SPEECH. Free for ALL!!! I may not always agree with you (most times I do) but I will defend your right to say what you will even if I disagree with it. She is stating her beliefs, and whether you agree with her or not, you (superficial.com writer) of all people should defend her right to say so.
But sadly you just dismiss her as a right wing crackpot.
It is sad that there are many people on both the left and right who are so blinded by their views that they can't see that the truth is mostly in between the left and the right.
Stop the hate. close the mouth. listen with an open mind.

-right leaning, open-minded (but first and foremost) American

She's a dude. Get over it.

We are very sad here in Dallas as Ann had been invited to do a topless number at a men's club here in celebration of the Obama inauguration. The comedian Rush Limbaugh was invited to do a go go number in his favorite pink, sequined thong as a backup act. We do ,however ,wish her a speedy recovery as the skinhead convention is in search of a keynote speaker.

By laughing at the plight of another human you guys are showing your true colors.

epic lulz