Nov 19 2008Angelina Jolie talks about the twins

Pitt looks like Shitt

angelina's hot..and pitt looks stupid..

Photos vs. the thought of those huge funbags lactating.... Hmmmmmm

'C'mere honey. The baby's done feeding. My breasts are still full. Do you want to finish me off?"

"Hell NO! I've got to figure out a story for these unusual photos."

The worlds hottest couple? What a fucking JOKE. They both look ragged.

Jeez, he looks more and more like Mr Average everyday. Their "regime" is killing him. Jennifer Aniston is pissing herself laughing right now

Man I really wish Angie would get bangs I hate looking at that massive forehead (it's funny how some body parts being big is great like boobs and eyes and lips, but big foreheads and asses and belly's for example are revolting) and could she wear some fucking colors for a change? I am so sick of her black wardrobe, being so thin it just elimninates her curves and makes her look like a zombie and it washes her out, she's looking oily too and that only amplifies her dome like forehead.

As for Brad he needs to dye his hair back to blond and get rid of the creepy hitler stach. He once said the downside of turning 40 is that "you're face goes" um yeah tell that to Clooney, Paul Newman and Tom Seleck to name a few, don't blame it on your age douche, blame it on the life sucking partner you chose and the kids you got all at once RIGHT after getting a divorce, fucking retard that is the most pathetic mid life crisis ever. He really should have lived it up for a while before jumping into this bizarro baby collecting mega commitment.

Man I really wish Angie would get bangs I hate looking at that massive forehead (it's funny how some body parts being big is great like boobs and eyes and lips, but big foreheads and asses and belly's for example are revolting) and could she wear some fucking colors for a change? I am so sick of her black wardrobe, being so thin it just elimninates her curves and makes her look like a zombie and it washes her out, she's looking oily too and that only amplifies her dome like forehead.

As for Brad he needs to dye his hair back to blond and get rid of the creepy hitler stach. He once said the downside of turning 40 is that "you're face goes" um yeah tell that to Clooney, Paul Newman and Tom Seleck to name a few, don't blame it on your age douche, blame it on the life sucking partner you chose and the kids you got all at once RIGHT after getting a divorce, fucking retard, that is the most pathetic mid life crisis ever. He really should have lived it up for a while before jumping into this bizarro baby collecting mega commitment.

GOD!...what the hell happened to the world's sexiest man?!..damn you angelina!!!

Morticia and Gomez Addams out for a night on the town. Where's Wednesday and Pugsley?

um, they look ragged because they have 6 kids all under 7... what do you expect? lol

however, i highly doubt that the jolie-pitts only have 1 red carpet outfit each and have to wear one with pee on it. /rolls eyes

um, they look ragged because they have 6 kids all under 7... what do you expect? lol

however, i highly doubt that the jolie-pitts only have 1 red carpet outfit each and have to wear one with pee on it. /rolls eyes

she looks like the bi female doctor on house in that pic

Is it really that cold where they live that Pitt has to wear a fedora and a 12-foot long boa constrictor scarf around his freakin' neck? I'm seeing him wear that hat so often, I started to suspect hair implants.

Angie just looks like the wise ol' owl. One helluva MILF owl, I might add.

Upon further review, her look appears to convey: "Can you believe I'm walking around with this putz wearing that ridiculous hat?"

Brad just *might* be doing the 'mo-vember' thing for prostate cancer. Except with a 'stach instead.

Man, the resemblance to Morticia and Gomez is growing every time I see them! Except at least the Addams couple was entertaining...

Morticia Addams

The Addams Family.

*snap snap*

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It's funny, the first thing I thought too was "Addams Family". Glad I'm not the only freak actually posting! ha-ha-ha! Boy these two are seemingly losing their "it factor"...

Pic 5 looks like a staged Heidi and Spenwhore picture.

If Angelina was the good mother the media portrays her as she would give the children a stable upbringing. Traveling from country to country on daily or weekly basis is not stable.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
Brangelina Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
Brangelina Family.

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
Brangelina Family.

He's probably got the mustache for Movember (http://www.movember.com).

They are trapped together by this image of "the perfect couple," and you know that they hate each other. Well -- Pitt doesn't hate Angelina. I think hate is an emotion that is beyond his chilled surfer vocabulary. But she hates him.

Even Jennifer Aniston said he was a boring man to be married to. And this is the Smart-Water-drinking, Prius-driving, antiseptic Jennifer Aniston we're talking about. If SHE thinks he's boring, imagine how the self-mutilating, heroin-shooting, Billy-Bob-riding, brother-sucking, jet-plane-flying, schizoid adopting Angelina must feel. But if she were caught cheating on him ( *cough* Wyclef *cough* ) or left him, then the only fans she has left, the Brangeloonies, would desert her. Bwa ha ha.

Brad is morphing into Earl Hickey!

Boring!

She didn't wean 3 month old babies.As usual,the stupid cunt doesn't know shit about children because she has employees who take care of them.

God,these two are wastes of flesh.Fucking phony motherfuckers with a herd of mouthbreathers hanging on every retarded utterance they drool out.

I think she's had to much done to her face-she's starting to look scary.

Gomez!! Morticia!! Where's Fester!!

Is it just me or does Angie look like Mortitia Addams.

Is it just me or are they both trying to vi for the next Adam Family Movie? REALLY NOW!

I can't believe nobody has noticed how much Angelina looks like Morticia Adams.

eww she looks super gross.

and her kids are gonna be dumb because it was too inconvenient for her to breastfeed.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080505162902.htm

"somebody gets peed on, and figures, 'Oh well, I guess we'll be wearing that this evening'"

Please elaborate.

I can't get over that Angie is only 33. She is looking really bad for someone who is still relatively young. I've always thought she was ugly, but there's ugly and then there is corpse-like. This is just proof that you can't hide what's inside. Eventually the mask of youth falls away and all you are left with is hideous monster you are inside. Brad, on the other hand, just looks empty.

@32...ummmm, Veggi. Have you read about 50% of the posts before yours? Yes, people have noticed how much they look like cast members of the Adamms Family...so you can believe it.

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This from the Addams Family show:

Morticia: [to Gomez] I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Coincidence, or demonic possession.

jeez, those babies were already born underweight (five pounds each), and now she weans them only after 3 months!!! I could understand a middle to low income mother or malnourished mother doing that, but they live at a 70 million dollar estate and they can easily afford a small army of help including a staff of wet nurses. this woman who must know about the importance of breastfeeding to do this to her kids is just plain wrong. Something is not right with her.

is it just me or does Brad Pitt look a badger

Yeah #36, huh, Veggi is not too bright.

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Wow, she's starting to look witchy like Madonna. The bloom is off the rose.

Ms. Jolie is starting to look like Elvira Mistress of the Dark

"Angelina Jolie talks about the twins"
Angelina talking about her kids? Wow. Now THAT doesn't happen every day.

38, i love that! do do do do *snap snap* do do do do *snap snap* the adams family!

btw brad, your stache looks gay. aniston is probably cheersing to not having to be stuck with you anymore.

@36 & 41
I'm pretty sure veggi was being sarcastic.

She is so hot. I love me some Angie.

I know they're running a kiddie porn site, hence all the adoptions and births....or they have some weird sick fetish where angelina jolie cant get off unless babies are suckling her nipples and gumming at brad pitt....I'll bet money on it

I mean she made out with her brother...is it that far fetched?

elvira fishlips release the sex tape already

LMAO again! Brad Pitt looks like such a little sissy boy bitch! Gotta love it; he plays tough guys and badasses in movies, in real life he's such a tool and a sissy boy! LMAO!

#38, I thought the same thing; she looks like Morticia Adams!

LMAO!

Holy crap, at first glance I thought that I was looking at a picture of "Morticia Addams" instead of Angelina Jolie!

OK.

Is it just me or are these two starting to look like the fucking Adams Family?

Jolie looks like a dude in these pics & her hands are so scary looking, like a monster hand creeping over the edge of the couch at night while you're watching a scary movie.

they look just like the fucking adam's family.

God is it just me or is Angelina starting to look more and more like the love child of Alanis Morissette and Morticia Addams everyday? This is what men consider sexy these days? I'm confused.

Everyone always gives Jolie crap for looking bad but Pitt isn't looking too good these days either.

I saw him on Oprah 2day...he's losing his looks ...ALSO he was kind of BORING during the interview. (no personality is a deal breaker for me).

But- they aren't supernatural or anything...so it shouldn't be a big deal that the couple will be old farts in a few more years.

Angelina Jolie = too much plastic surgery and too skinny

Brad Pitt = too much sexy times with a skeletal wax figure

#58 -- So you just noticed that Brad has no personality or brains? Hello! He's always been vapid. You're just now noticing it because he's in his mid 40s and isn't the pretty boy he used to be. He's now a washed-up stoner who destroyed his brain cells.

They are looking old and gross. Brad is a sleeze bag! I'd rather see angelina and jennifer aniston go at it!

I hope that Howard Hughes mustache Brad is sporting is for a movie and that goofy fool doesn't think he looks good with it.

Geez lots of fat fuglies posting here jealous over Angelina and Brad .. if you don't like them why read all articles, interviews and tv shows that featured them..OBSESS MUCH FUGLIES!! If they are losing their LOOKS why are HW producers & directors keep knocking on their door to get them on their movies??? The only loser is Jennifer Aniston who can't get over the divorce that happened 4 years ago. Why can't the boring HAG move on already. And why does the Jenniloonies still hating on brad when Chiniffer had been dumped by Vince, Paul and John Mayer. They should be hating those people and not brad. YOU hags should be happy that she's now with the douchebag Mayer. They deserved each other, Mayer date stupid girls and Aniston is Stupid..LOL

@19, the 'it' factor has been replaced by the Cousin It factor.

What's the deal with these 'entertainers', anyway? It's like for the 'rich and famous', every night is Halloween. I know, "so what's my point," but consider: there's these two, the skeleton formerly known as Madonna and now Gwynneth Paltrow. And plenty of others...

#63, Geez/Ang, I don't know if you've noticed, but you look like Morticia Addams. Mind you, it could just be me. No one else has mentioned it.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just gonna wheel my elephant commode off towards the fridge for some sauce to slop on my hate pie.

Awwwww I wanna look like corpse too. No more babies Angelina, your poor pussy girl!

Hey losers if you all think these celebs are horrible then why do you keep reading about them? You're all pathetic. You keep dumping all your frustrations with your own lives on these celebs did you even stop to think if they even care about you guys think about them? I don't think so. These celebs go on when their lives doing what they love and living the life you all wish you have. Deny all you want but I bet you're all be willing to be like them if somebody offers you chance. They may be douches or cunts to you, but the way you write on these comments you're no better than them. Oh there's one difference though, THEY'VE GOT MONEY AND YOU DON'T! And I pity those people who keep saying these celebs are miserable. Look at your self in the mirror! Is it possible you're all projecting your own misery so you can go on with your pathetic lives thinking you're better than them. News flash you're not.

They look a bit tired, yes, but that means they really work and very hard, not only in Hollywood but with their kids, and that possitive.

Whatever... they are still by far the most wonderful couple alive!
and I am just one of their free fans around the world.

#67 her hands are still creepy, celeb or not

Brad was fucking hot when he was younger but looking more and more like a douche everyday.

Pitt looks like he's auditioning for "MSNBC - To Catch A Predator".

she's only 33? damn. thought she was older.

TUBBO - I got to give you credit for the Wednesday and Pusley comment, very funny ;). And yes I agree with the majority of other people on here. They book look like crapola.

She's starting to look like a man/tranny. She should change her name to Mangelina.

Is pitt auditioning for the role of der furher?