Nov 11 2008Amy Winehouse redefines 'sexy'
Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi outside her house this morning and, aw shit, he's flatlined. I knew it. Excuse me while I snap my penis out of cardiac arrest:
"Live, dammit! LIVE! No, not like this.... Not like this.... Fight, damn you! Jessica Simpson is just one straight-to-DVD bomb away from doing porn. DON'T YOU DIE ON ME! *sniff* You complete me."

Reader Comments
1. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 3:48 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. verga - November 11, 2008 3:48 PM
first assholes!
3. Andrew - November 11, 2008 3:49 PM
haha first holy shit for brains i have to go jack off right now
4. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 3:49 PM
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 3:50 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Sport - November 11, 2008 3:50 PM
Wow. Just. Wow.
7. tara - November 11, 2008 3:51 PM
WTF is that rash on her ta-ta's and distended belly?
Scabies, it looks like.
4th
8. cooter - November 11, 2008 3:53 PM
"First" comments should be followed up with a kick to the nuts or a slap in the fucking mouth. Nice job dumb ass!
9. havoc - November 11, 2008 3:54 PM
Dude, stop with the Amy pics.
Seriously. So many hot chicks out there and you post this corpse?
Whew....
.
10. Matthew - November 11, 2008 3:56 PM
that's disgutsting and besides when is her 15 mins are up?
11. Rough Daddy - November 11, 2008 3:56 PM
Id rather stick rough Jr in a hole full of red ants!!!
12. Tired - November 11, 2008 3:57 PM
The only uglier woman might be Sandra Bernhard .... what a waste of internet space in either woman's (and I use THAT term loosely) case.
13. desi - November 11, 2008 3:58 PM
But guys.......
HER BEEHIVE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C'mon, does she not look a million times better without that ridiculous hair?
14. Randal - November 11, 2008 3:59 PM
It's amazing the style that Amy has found since releasing her U.S. debut Back to Black album, which has defined her own tradition. With a deeply personal touch, Amy commands settings that meld torchy doo-wop era ballads, soul and girl-group slammers, and current hip-hop winners.
A style that will certainly define her next album and chart climbing singles.
Randal
15. Richard McBeef - November 11, 2008 4:05 PM
So she isn't dead yet and neither is Randal. Fuck you god.
16. Grossed-out - November 11, 2008 4:06 PM
I'd file my whoo-ha off with a rusty cheese grater before I'd touch that skank!
17. p0nk - November 11, 2008 4:08 PM
Like amy, i've always thought those hospital bracelets made such a great fashion statement.
18. the superfish latents - November 11, 2008 4:08 PM
I want to put my face in Amy's buttcrack and wait for her IBS bloat to burst.
19. The Beer Baron - November 11, 2008 4:10 PM
Is that Harpo Marx with a black wig on?
20. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - November 11, 2008 4:12 PM
I just puked in my mouth.
21. Kahlee - November 11, 2008 4:13 PM
Drugs have ruined her. She used to be ok looking, like yeah she had a big nose but she looked nice when she was all made up. Now she just looks terrifying. so sad.
22. Jimbo - November 11, 2008 4:13 PM
Damn she is hOT!!
23. Stephanie - November 11, 2008 4:14 PM
this is hilarious. keep it up
24. ChuckleHead - November 11, 2008 4:18 PM
I love cheese toast.
25. Zee Brat - November 11, 2008 4:18 PM
The one of here biting into the toast should really be the top photo.
26. Vero - November 11, 2008 4:26 PM
Look at her toes on the first pic!
27. Jjajoa - November 11, 2008 4:29 PM
Awww, slow news day for the paparazzi? No starlets showing off their privates? Hell, why not ring Amy Winehouse's doorbell and see if you can score some cheap shots (hahaha! shots! get it? like, drugs!)
Awesome.
28. Bob - November 11, 2008 4:36 PM
Very funny quip as always, but you know the sad thing is that she has more talent, and will bring more happiness to world than you and I combined.
29. Ella - November 11, 2008 4:38 PM
Yup.. I'm mentally ill now.
In some of the shots (to me), she doesn't look THAT BAD considering what she's been through.
30. Hannah - November 11, 2008 4:40 PM
Is she showing off her hospital bracelets?
31. veggi - November 11, 2008 4:46 PM
Don't you just wanna take a switch blade and slice her stomach open?
32. That Bastard Tony - November 11, 2008 4:46 PM
Gaddam son. This is the kind of shit you show to teenage boys to get them to wait until marriage to have sex... or to put off having sex altogether.
On another note, I don't think you want to see Jessica Simpson doing porn. Celebs would make lousy porn stars (proven with every celeb sex tape out there except for Kim K) and I'm pretty sure Jessica would sleep walk thru all of her scenes.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spray myself in both eyes with Lysol.
33. Danklin24 - November 11, 2008 4:47 PM
Rofl @ 19. Im pretty sure i just threw up in my mouth. No wait, now its everywhere. Jesus, i like her better in all her scaryass makeup. This chick(if you can call her that) will be dead in 2 years.
34. anjhest - November 11, 2008 4:58 PM
wow. next to this, madonna is helen of troy.
35. Hugh Macpherson - November 11, 2008 5:02 PM
can you please fix your fucking RSS so that the images show - huh?
36. mrs.t - November 11, 2008 5:05 PM
Most surprising to me is that she's scabby, dirty, scratched-up and certainly crazed....and yet her eyebrows are always neatly waxed. How come whoever's taking care of the brows can't help out with some other, more pressing shit?
37. Courtney - November 11, 2008 5:06 PM
Yep, def just threw up everywhere.
38. TooMuchFreeTime - November 11, 2008 5:11 PM
Ok seriously I don't care if she is sometimes a half decent singer. That is just plain ass disgusting.
It's like she died but she ain't got the sense to lie down and accept it.
http://toomuchfree-time.blogspot.com
39. My ass - November 11, 2008 5:15 PM
Oh my GOD, please poke my eyes out. This is repulsive and downright against the fucking laws of nature for a huma nbeing to be this grotesque
40. Stiles - November 11, 2008 5:15 PM
'Smeegel thinksss she might find PRECIOUS at door'
41. dave - November 11, 2008 5:16 PM
people gain weight when they go quit using. if shes getting healthy you should cut her some slack. body issues could force her back to the junk.
42. Jim Jones - November 11, 2008 5:23 PM
Wait, I thought Amy Winehouse was a woman?
43. Intrepid - November 11, 2008 5:33 PM
Dear Encyclopedia Britannica, here is the perfect visual example of the idea of: Worthless Skank.
44. mimi - November 11, 2008 5:37 PM
FUCK ALL OF YOU! IT IS ASSHOLES LIKE YOU THAT HAVE MADE OUR GIRL THIS WAY, ALWAYS BEING PREYED UPON BY THE PAP SMEARS AND RIDICULED. THIS ANGEL IS OF A HIGHER GRADE OF FLESH THAN YOU GOY WILL EVER BE.
45. Michael from WA - November 11, 2008 5:50 PM
Wow.
And just like that, I'm gay.
46. Master - November 11, 2008 6:20 PM
Wow shes the most beautiful thing Iv ever seen.
Bookmarked! Masterbating everynight to it!
47. ann - November 11, 2008 6:24 PM
If this 'woman' doesnt need a guardian, I dont know who does. Yes, in fact, those are hospital bracelets. And just FYI, her belly could be ascites from boozaholism. Can someone PLEASE assign someone to her?
48. ummm...yeah - November 11, 2008 6:41 PM
STFU mimi, You're a fucking idiot!
That skanky bitch is repulsive.
She needs to just fucking die already.
49. ummm...yeah - November 11, 2008 6:43 PM
I'll assign a fucking hit man to her ass.
50. twhite - November 11, 2008 6:46 PM
but look how clear her skin is...
she normally has scabs all over her face.
this is good, hopefully she'll start cleaning herself up now, because she is very talented.
51. HITLER - November 11, 2008 6:56 PM
Man!!!! They're going all out in promoting the new "Star Trek" movie. I think she looks awesome as Spock. I still wish they made the mesh top blue as a wink to the old tv show. Otherwise, I'm jizzing in muh pants in anticipation of this movie.
Never let it be said that I don't love kids because........I LOVE KIDS!!!!!!!
52. Jay - November 11, 2008 7:09 PM
I love her hair! It looks nice. Her -do is so much nicer than that freakin fright wig she normally stumbles under.
What a waste of talent.
53. Jay - November 11, 2008 7:09 PM
I love her hair! It looks nice. Her -do is so much nicer than that freakin fright wig she normally stumbles under.
What a waste of talent.
54. sapphire eyes - November 11, 2008 7:13 PM
Mimi -- you're an idiot.
Amy Winehouse looks as if she's got one foot in the grave and is ready to put the second one in.
55. !! - November 11, 2008 7:15 PM
Ahhh!!!!! My eyes, my EYES!!!!!
56. FreeJose - November 11, 2008 7:18 PM
The most hideous woman on Earth. It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
57. jimmy paige - November 11, 2008 7:28 PM
Is pix 7 to show she no longer has tracks on her arms from all the H she used to slam?
poor, poor girl.... super talented but super jacked up
58. Ness - November 11, 2008 7:34 PM
This bitch is sadly unattractive, and she did it to herself. BUT at least she has talent!!!!!
59. netstarman - November 11, 2008 7:35 PM
I couldn't tell if that was Madonna or Amy Winohouse, The scarred track marks on the arm covered up by patchwork tattoos threw me off for a minute. It could be worse she could actually put on make-up.........Oh shes wearing makeup WOW ..I could not tap that if i was paid a million dollars.
For a bit I thought she was Morgan " MAN-JAW" Webb from G4 TV ( X-Play)
60. Randal - November 11, 2008 7:36 PM
She's a squirter.
61. Lexoka - November 11, 2008 7:38 PM
She's amazing; just amazing.
She just never runs out of ways to disgust me.
62. timmy the dying boy - November 11, 2008 7:38 PM
Those are the tattoos we can see. It's better, obviously, to not think of the hidden ones.
63. blugardenia - November 11, 2008 7:46 PM
She finally washed and cut her hair and is eating. I hope it lasts.
64. Clem - November 11, 2008 7:53 PM
Ha ha! Awesome! Look at the gut on that swamp donkey! More Winehouse! That's cheered me up properly!
65. Dana - November 11, 2008 7:57 PM
1.) People who obsess over "FIRST!!!!!!!!!" comments should die.
2.) Amy Winehouse used to be gorgeous. What the hell has happened? She's an amazing singer. But this is gross.
66. jamie - November 11, 2008 8:07 PM
first pic i thought was funny, but looking at the rest just makes me feel sorry for her. i wish she wouldn't waste away like this.
67. JoeBillJimBobBillyJack - November 11, 2008 8:29 PM
One of the most disgusting, vile, crusty, sleazy, nauseating women I've ever seen in my life. And that includes the crack whore walking down the street huffing freon. Pathetic.
More proof that an "intelligent designer" was not so intelligent after all.
If a g0d created that monster then I say FOAD to that weakling motherfucker.
68. Golden Shower - November 11, 2008 8:40 PM
Well, at least she's totally harmless.
69. Fernando Narcos - November 11, 2008 9:06 PM
I am as hard as a fucking diamond after seeing these pics.
70. ritrhnu - November 11, 2008 9:13 PM
I just logged on a web named ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^ where so many people are discussing about her latest news.
71. 1moreidiotintheworld - November 11, 2008 9:17 PM
Even for a scuzzy-ass 5 dollar truckstop whore she looks awfully fucked up. They should force her to wear a fucking bag over her face 'cause pretty soon she will start turning everyone to stone like Medusa. In states without the death penalty, they should make the ultimate punishment for a capital crime giving her a rim job - Christ THAT alone would put an end to crime!
72. heather - November 11, 2008 9:17 PM
the sad part is, is that she would be absolutely sexy if she'd just get help for her many problems. You can see in the third from the last photo, she has so much potential. It's just the drugs/alcohol/etc that make her ugly.
73. SB - November 11, 2008 9:18 PM
STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THIS CUNT!!!! SHE PUTS OUT ONE GOOD ALBUM, AND THAT'S IT. SHE'S WORTHLESS. JUST STOP POSTING. LOOK T HER!! GOD!! WHORE.
74. hermanmunster - November 11, 2008 9:28 PM
She is one big walking infection.
75. josie - November 11, 2008 9:32 PM
WHERE IS DR, DREW??? I SEE RATING GOING UP ON CELEBRITY ON REHAB , I KNOW SHE IS NEXT, SHE CAN USE THE XTRA MONEY
76. cowboy - November 11, 2008 9:43 PM
Again, just stop posting stories/pics of her. It was fun to laugh at the first 100 times but now it's just disturbing.
77. cball - November 11, 2008 9:50 PM
Why hasn't she died yet? I mean seriously. People die all the time. are you telling me that this freak is more capable of surviving than, hell, anything?
78. Rant - November 11, 2008 10:26 PM
Amy did die.....this is her fucking zombie running amuck.
79. Balls McCoy - November 11, 2008 10:56 PM
This woman is so foul that even crabs refuse to sit in that rotting crotch.
80. mar - November 11, 2008 11:14 PM
her nails are disgusting... looks like she has dirt from the last 2 weeks stuck up in there
81. Danielle - November 12, 2008 12:32 AM
She apparently came out to talk to the paps at 8 AM. Her eyes are wide open, strangely wide open. She had to be up all night on coke, crack, speed, some upper, or all of them. Yeah, she's looking a tiny bit better but the fact that later this same afternoon, she's pictured taking shots in a pub makes me think she was seriously coming down from being up all night. She probably went home and crashed and will continue her drug infused cycle as long as she can afford it. This is the lifestyle she wants and with her personality, it will last for many more years.
82. mimi - November 12, 2008 5:53 AM
He Danielle why don't you go back into your little cage you nasty whore?
83. Blah - November 12, 2008 6:19 AM
I'd like to see her on the show Intervention; I bet that would be one interesting ride. Still fascinated by the "huffer" on there, she looked crazier than Amy...didn't think that was possible.
84. hawaiian - November 12, 2008 6:21 AM
Does she only have 4 toes on her left foot? Is that new?!?!
85. gerard Vandenberg - November 12, 2008 8:08 AM
I choose for the option: "HELPING MYSELF", folks
86. Scabby McGangrene - November 12, 2008 8:32 AM
Obviously, she's not a pretty lady. But she doesn't look that cracked out in these pics. She almost looks like a normal person. I like this chick, I hope she can keep it together.
87. Sprmcandy - November 12, 2008 8:59 AM
This skank is still alive?
88. norton - November 12, 2008 9:39 AM
Not one, but three hospital bands on her arm.
89. Ron - November 12, 2008 10:22 AM
You must be sick if she is sexy!
http://babes2babes.net
90. Patrick - November 12, 2008 10:53 AM
Ok, now I´m BLIND, thanks, I´m writing this only because I know where are the letters in my keyboard
91. shellibelli - November 12, 2008 12:05 PM
Indeed what a waste of talent, when you die
and you will only be remembered as having
out skanked Paris Hilton
92. shellibelli - November 12, 2008 12:05 PM
Indeed what a waste of talent, when you die
and you will only be remembered as having
out skanked Paris Hilton
93. shawno - November 12, 2008 12:15 PM
she looks like a big pile of shit and twice as nutty her songs are stupid she looks ridiculous I can't believe she has even 2 fans !!! totally gross
94. paparazzi suck balls - November 12, 2008 1:46 PM
wow...i'm not clicking on the pics of her again and could you dipshits just STOP photographing her for a month or two? fucking murderers.
95. paparazzi suck balls - November 12, 2008 1:48 PM
wow...i'm not clicking on pics of her again and could you dipshits just STOP photographing her for a month or two? fucking murderers.
96. rottenteeth - November 12, 2008 1:49 PM
i know she's British and all, but damn, go to the dentist already. She's got the money.
97. paparazzi suck balls - November 12, 2008 1:53 PM
and everyone who has made a nasty comment here, you're all junkies yourselves. look in the mirror you decaying slabs of flesh.
i'm done with this shit.
98. Katie - November 12, 2008 2:28 PM
it looks like she only has four toes...
but thats the least of her problems..
99. Starfish - November 12, 2008 3:48 PM
Lemme eat that ass with some A1 or Worcheshire sauce, mmmmm mmmmm!!!
100. amanda - November 12, 2008 6:14 PM
the saddest thing about this is that these are GOOD pics of her
i refuse to believe this woman has any talent, her voice sucks + shes a wreck.
she will likely be dead w/in a year...
and she has 5 toes - the last 2 are just smooshed together
101. Mariana - November 12, 2008 10:48 PM
She is diseased. Scabs on her face, arms, and on her belly which is oddly swollen. Her fingernails are so dirty it's disgusting. I am surprised she has not succumbed to an MRSA infection--or given one to anyone else. I really wouldn't be surprised if she has something like scabies or bed bugs in her house.
I imagine her house must smell like three day old fried chicken, ashtray and sticky panties.
102. Blu_Tinkerbell_NC - November 13, 2008 3:52 AM
OMFG...is she pregnant or is that a tumor under her shirt...
NOT her meat puppies,look alittle lower.....
OK NOT that low,but OMG what is that wilderbeast between her...NO her stomach..LOOK..what is that?
My bet it is an experimental alien hatchling from the goverment!
We will see her on a future issue of Enquirer...
AND DON"T STEAL MY IDEA,if you do i want 50 bucks!
Gas ain't cheap these days and it costs money to come kick your ass.
103. a girl - November 13, 2008 5:53 AM
She's the greatest voice of the past 30 years.
Common girl get back on the track and be who you can be.
104. Jorge - November 13, 2008 10:21 PM
Bitch looks like a man.
I bet she was one before she became, "he-she".
NUFF SEDD
105. Jones - November 14, 2008 12:38 AM
Skank Patrol.
What, no 13 pounds of mascara today, Amy?
106. icarus - November 14, 2008 10:39 AM
#44 said: ALWAYS BEING PREYED UPON BY THE PAP SMEARS .
Yeah, last time I had a pap smear, it told me I had syphillis too...bastard!!!
107. scott - November 14, 2008 9:32 PM
blake is prob screwin better lookin dudes in prison that is some scary shit
108. onnoyoudidnt - November 15, 2008 12:11 AM
OMG THAT GUY'S COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SOOOO FREAKEN HARD HAHAHAHA, "LIVE, LIVEEEEE *sniff* you complete me"
I love witty people *grins*
109. Kung Fu Pander - November 15, 2008 10:54 PM
1) The swollen belly is from ascites (swollen from alcohol abuse)
2) The dirty fingernails are from resin (possibly from crack/meth)
3) In that snapshot of her eating the cheese sandwich, her teeth are the same color as the cheese. Nice.
I'll say this much, that fucking crack-induced Batshit Beehive is now gone. I'm loving the new look. Seriously, I can't believe people loved that Elvira makeup and that ball of yarn attached to Winehouse's head!
110. Narcissist - November 16, 2008 2:27 AM
How did she get those six-pack abs?
This looks like someone opened the door on the trailer from Hell or something.
111. No Gi Grappling - November 16, 2008 8:29 AM
Love her voice when she's on point. Hope she's around to put out more music.
112. Chauncy - November 16, 2008 1:28 PM
Nothing is sexier than a drugged-out Jew Brit...Hmmmm please dont break me of any of that.
113. Enrique - November 16, 2008 2:25 PM
Bitch looks like Sasha Baron Cohen with bad teeth.
114. britney - November 17, 2008 12:10 AM
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha lmfao
115. azzman - November 17, 2008 4:30 PM
someone please kill her, save us all.
116. Amy, Austin Personal Training - November 18, 2008 5:35 PM
Poor Amy. I hope she makes a comeback. She has one of the best voices of all time. Incredible talent. Sometimes drugs and alcohol are more fun than being famous.
117. meowmo - November 19, 2008 8:11 PM
amy winehouse is a man. it's so obvious.
118. meowmo - November 19, 2008 8:12 PM
amy winehouse is a man. it's so obvious.
119. Rob - November 20, 2008 11:01 PM
Meow!!!!!!!!!!
*Clicks and save pictures to have a wank to*
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Kidding!
120. pizzle - November 22, 2008 8:11 AM
She sorta reminds me of crackhead Linda Richman. "An 8 ball is neither an 8 or a ball.....discuss".
121. Pablo - November 23, 2008 2:55 PM
PPL do u see what crack causes u to look like
122. DG - November 23, 2008 9:41 PM
THE DRUGGIE HAS 4 TOES DAMN THATS JUST NASTY PUT THAT BITCH IN A ZOO
123. Wil - November 25, 2008 3:23 PM
Shes a Alien
124. Wil - November 25, 2008 3:23 PM
Shes a Alien
125. neo - January 3, 2009 12:58 PM
oh my god! my penis just lost consciousness! he..he just collapsed! i hope he will survive this shock...
126. bert - February 26, 2009 5:19 PM
man.. i need a fix now!
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