Nov 25 2008Amy Winehouse can't handle her legal drugs
With the kind of tolerance that Amy Winehouse has built up over the years, you'd think she'd be able to inject nuclear waste directly into her eyeballs and at worst come down with a case of the giggles. But no, it seems that prescription drugs are her Achilles' heel. CNN reports:
Winehouse, 25, went to the private London Clinic on Sunday, said her spokesman, Chris Goodman. He said Winehouse's medication made her ill and her doctors asked her to come in so they could investigate.
Goodman did not disclose what type of medication was involved, saying only it is part of her "ongoing treatment." It was not clear Tuesday whether she had been discharged.
And here I was going to challenge her to a Ny-Quil chugging contest. What a letdown. This is like finding out that Superman wears lingerie under his costume. Or that Lindsay Lohan's crotch doesn't host a collection of STDs so powerful that it's actually on the FBI's terrorism watch list. Luckily, we still have my ability to bend steel girders with an intense gaze to cling to. Otherwise Thanksgiving would be totally ruined.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. boogerman - November 25, 2008 5:16 PM
First beeeeoootttches
2. bigSTEAMYone - November 25, 2008 5:16 PM
wow, just when you thought this crazy bitch couldn't get any uglier. !
3. Kooter BIG - November 25, 2008 5:18 PM
I am first oh my god oh my fucking god oh my motherfucking bloody christ my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my oh oh oh my
O forgot what I was going to say!!!!!!
:)
oh my god I gotta show all my friends if I could get out of this wheelchair I would run with joy but alas I am partially paralyzed.
4. I was first - November 25, 2008 5:20 PM
This is bullshit it said there was 0 comments and when I posted there were 2 more in front of me that is not right. It was all i had for the love of god.
Why me?
Why?
why why
5. havoc - November 25, 2008 5:21 PM
Crack is whack....
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6. AmberDextrose - November 25, 2008 5:21 PM
Was she spawned by Princess Diana after a drunken night with Gene Simmons? Via a tattoo parlour. There's just something I'm seeing there... the hair, that nose, the makeup...
7. Rough Daddy - November 25, 2008 5:25 PM
There has got to be some foul odor coming out of her....
8. Obama Bootlip - November 25, 2008 5:27 PM
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FINE!
9. Emily Dickinson - November 25, 2008 5:27 PM
Well done, Amy. Keep up the good work. The multiple hospital bracelets really make the outfit.
10. Turd Ferguson - November 25, 2008 5:33 PM
Just die already so we can make fun of the next celebritard
11. havoc - November 25, 2008 5:35 PM
That is what a deathwish looks like.
Obviously, no one cares. She's dead.
.
12. jso - November 25, 2008 5:35 PM
fascinating. is that an elephant?
13. marme - November 25, 2008 5:59 PM
SHES 25!!!!!!!!!????? WTF
14. Balls McCoy - November 25, 2008 6:02 PM
I heard they tried to make her go to rehab but she...
"Sorry, but I must decline. I'm fine really. Thank you. "
Too easy.
15. kelley - November 25, 2008 6:11 PM
She still looks like something that got caught in the drain !!
16. yuristache - November 25, 2008 6:31 PM
Here is the plan: 1) schedule a concert for Amy in Portland, Oregon; 2) load up her dressing room with enough narcotics to tranquilize an elephant; 3) rush her to a local hospital following the inevitable post-concert shitshow; 4) sign the forms for her physician-assisted suicide. This is the only course of events that could possibly prevent my eyes from spontaneously bleeding while checking your website. We need to stop Amy before we all go blind.
17. Chauncey Gardner - November 25, 2008 6:44 PM
They need look no further for a Medusa for the planned CLASH OF THE TITANS remake.
18. tracey - November 25, 2008 6:46 PM
Jesus Christ she is Keith Richard's twin!
19. tracey - November 25, 2008 6:46 PM
Jesus Christ she is Keith Richard's twin!
20. squirrel - November 25, 2008 6:46 PM
Somebody save that poor guitar!
21. tracey - November 25, 2008 6:46 PM
Jesus Christ she is Keith Richard's twin!
22. Christina - November 25, 2008 6:59 PM
When Amy Winehouse starts to look good, girls, you know it's time to worry. Now all the strange people will start commenting they want to sniff her poo and ass and smell her farts, then you know as a hetro woman you really got to step up your game.
Ouch. I just came round from this eye transplant I had. Oh....Now I see clearly.....dang....Don't I feel silly.
23. Randal - November 25, 2008 7:07 PM
Amy, I do hope through the rough waters in which you float, that you find land where white beaches run the horizon. Your music has been an inspiration to many around the world, singing in highs and lows that are as unique as your personal style.
Fight the fight dear girl so you can continue to bless us with your amazing voice and lyrical roller coaster mazes of emotion.
Randal
24. blp - November 25, 2008 7:45 PM
I forgot it was nearly Thanksgiving for you Americans. Giving thanks to your ancestors for murdering millions of Native Americans. Happy Times
25. Riley - November 25, 2008 8:02 PM
Kill it.
26. Riley - November 25, 2008 8:03 PM
Kill it.
27. Riley - November 25, 2008 8:03 PM
Kill it.
28. Riley - November 25, 2008 8:04 PM
Kill it.
29. Katherine - November 25, 2008 8:13 PM
SORRY FOR USING CAPITALS, I'M NOT USING THEM TO CONVEY SCREAMING. THAT SAID, I DON'T THINK PEOPLE KNOW HER AGE... SHE IS ONLY 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY SHOULD USE THESE PICS AS PART OF THE D.A.R.E SAY NO TO DRUGS CAMPAIGNS...I GUARANTEE THEY WILL BE EFFECTIVE, GEEZ.
30. Richard McBeef - November 25, 2008 8:14 PM
Riley, you had me at Kill it. The first time.
31. amanda - November 25, 2008 8:28 PM
jesus, that last pic looks like keith richards....
32. ummm...yeah - November 25, 2008 8:30 PM
What more is there to say on this subject?
33. Amy - November 25, 2008 9:07 PM
How can a celebrity be so grubby? Doesn't she have stylists and makeup artists? Or did she reject them in order to stand out? Rebellion?
34. lindsay - November 25, 2008 9:27 PM
the writer isn't always funny.
still hate that ugly winehouse.
35. Uglee - November 25, 2008 9:45 PM
This girl is a disease.
She´s ugly and superficial among other things.
She would never make another good work. Like britney (despite i love her)
Now we have to live with her and watch her ugly photos.
She can´t handle fame and fortune. That´s what happens when poor and not prepare people got rich and famous. Like Michae Jackson and Diego Maradona.
36. GG1000 - November 25, 2008 9:55 PM
Ya know, I'm gonna go with "drug inteaction" as the issue here. Like, the recreational ones reacting badly with the prescriptions ones!
37. denise - November 25, 2008 9:59 PM
That is the ugliest dude I've ever seen
38. BondJamesBond - November 25, 2008 11:53 PM
Those pictures are just disturbing.....what a waste of a life.
39. saviana - November 26, 2008 12:16 AM
she's the ugliest person i've ever seen in my life. she looks older than my mom in the last pic. my mom is 52. she should just be killed.
40. Emily - November 26, 2008 12:26 AM
I like how she wears makeup like it's going to help.....
41. new here - November 26, 2008 12:39 AM
Gee whiz, she looks pretty weird.
42. Lucifer - November 26, 2008 1:03 AM
I heard that she appeared on a dating community ***INTERRACIALLOVING.COM*** with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some singles there. It is amazing.
43. Tucker - November 26, 2008 1:39 AM
I'm pretty sure she could go on "Lowered Expectations" as a tranny and possibly get a blind date who is no longer able to smell.
I cannot believe that THING is still walking around.
...anyone??
44. TonyS - November 26, 2008 4:23 AM
The drugs don't work
http://tinyurl.com/2wswf6
45. She's a Legend - November 26, 2008 5:51 AM
Yeah she sure is favored by her tribal god aint she? I wish I had a soul so I could smack all the lesser animalesque humanoids around. Back of rotting bones and teeth. Cunt.
46. Mel B - November 26, 2008 10:06 AM
Can we talk about the fact that she is collecting hospital admission bracelets, like spring breakers collect party bracelets?
47. fmis - November 26, 2008 10:08 AM
uhh, it's called bipolar disorder, and idiosyncratic or opposite reactions to medications is one of the hallmarks of the condition. Of course, most docs are too freakin ignorant to recognize it when it stares them in the face and scares the bejesus out of them
48. Richard McBeef - November 26, 2008 10:45 AM
uhh, it's called fucking nasty, and rotting or decay of the skin is one of the hallmarks of the condition. Of course, most people are too freakin ignorant to kill it when it stares them in the face and scares the bejesus out of them.
49. AJ - November 26, 2008 10:53 AM
superman in lingerie
http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/11/24/superman-feels-pretty-and-has-the-bra-to-prove-it/
50. gender.issue - November 26, 2008 10:55 AM
...not as hot as that Pete Wentz chick in the following post...
51. Jammy - November 26, 2008 11:06 AM
She's gone ape!
52. Vince Lombardi - November 26, 2008 11:48 AM
Somebody who speaks "Winehouse" ought to try to explain that Antabuse she's been given is SUPPOSED to make her feel ill when she drinks. That's the point. Sheesh. This bitch is daft.
53. who knows - November 26, 2008 12:53 PM
she is this millenium's female version of Gilligan...just more over the top and public than him...even looks like him
54. Kids Soccer - November 27, 2008 7:35 AM
To say she needs help would be an understatement. I'll leave it at that cos if no one helps her she is going to die.
55. gerard Vandenberg - November 28, 2008 7:58 AM
BONNE APPETITTE, folks!!
56. nursej - December 3, 2008 6:59 PM
Maybe she does all those drugs cause she's so insecure about her looks. Man she needs a makeover.....awful looking, scary scary
57. Larry - January 21, 2009 2:28 PM
I don't think that there is anything else I can add about Amy, she is equally know for her voice but also for her drug problem. She obviously is in desperate need of help, let's hope she won't have a dramatic end.
http://www.upublish.info/Article/Alcohol-Rehab--A-Hard-But-Unavoidable-Step-To-Rebirth/181303