Nov 13 2008Alessandra Ambrosio first post-baby swimsuit photos
These are shots of Victoria's Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio's first photo shoot since giving birth to a daughter in August. Of course, those facts are inconsequential considering I'm going to post these pics taken in Miami yesterday no matter what.
Alessandra Ambrosio ate a baby panda then wore a bikini: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio made out with Osama Bin Laden then posed by the pool: POST.
Alessandra Ambrosio kicked The Superficial Writer's mom down the stairs then peed on his comic books while wearing lingerie: POST.
So, do they mail you the Pulitzer, or do you have to pick it up somewhere? How's that work?

Reader Comments
1. ben - November 13, 2008 12:48 PM
Never quite the same after the first one
2. ben - November 13, 2008 12:48 PM
Never quite the same after the first one
3. Stinky Cheeks - November 13, 2008 12:49 PM
Primero, Putas!!!
4. D4P - November 13, 2008 12:51 PM
Her face looks weird. I mean, weirder than normal.
5. Ted from LA - November 13, 2008 12:52 PM
What in the fuck is the dude in the chick top doing in the seventh picture? Dude looks like a lady...
6. ben - November 13, 2008 12:54 PM
Doesnt look like she's doing any breast feeding
7. Mimi Rough Randal veggi Daddy - November 13, 2008 12:54 PM
She looks like a troll!
8. Bongani - November 13, 2008 12:56 PM
No ass , no hips
not for me thanks
NEXT!
9. Rough Daddy - November 13, 2008 12:58 PM
So shes back in human form! what does she want a prize?
10. pete - November 13, 2008 1:06 PM
Come on, she's still ruined.
11. mike - November 13, 2008 1:09 PM
Now this one is sweet! Fuckin Kim Kardashian is a skank and you see here why she just doesn't compare in any area but especially the body.
No more Kim K and no more Spencer/Heidi. Theyre douchebags of extreme proportions and obviously 99 of 100 people say they stink and have no talent whatsoever.
12. lok - November 13, 2008 1:17 PM
A child passed through her vagina? She's DONE. It's OVER. Take the girl in the blue bikini - taller and her vag must be tighter than a snare drum.
13. Beth - November 13, 2008 1:20 PM
So what planet is she from, anyway?
14. Rant - November 13, 2008 1:20 PM
Dude in pic 10 with his eyes closed is thinking "don't get a boner, please don't"
15. Fernando Narcos - November 13, 2008 1:23 PM
Sammiches,stat!
16. Katy - November 13, 2008 1:28 PM
She looks amazing considering she's olny 3 months post-natal. I hate to think what kind of unhealthy lifestyle she's had to lead to get back into shape so quickly. The pressure must have been immense.
17. Deacon Jones - November 13, 2008 1:29 PM
Ahhh, let all the hateful comments from the women begin.
This is a prime example why having a kid is no excuse to BLOW UP.
And yes #12. Her snatch is probably the equivalent of fucking a jar of mayonaise.
18. littlecrush - November 13, 2008 1:29 PM
She is gourgeaus...
19. ok.. - November 13, 2008 1:33 PM
Never heard of her. No. Seriously.
20. veggi - November 13, 2008 1:34 PM
I remember just last week, Karen from accounting crab walked around over to the water cooler just like chick is in picture 6. Silly Karen. All those numbers make her crazy..
21. Mike Hawk - November 13, 2008 1:35 PM
I'd eat the afterbirth at the source...
22. John - November 13, 2008 1:37 PM
Her heels in pic 31 are longer than my penis!
23. Anonymous - November 13, 2008 1:38 PM
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24. Mike Hunt - November 13, 2008 1:38 PM
You are one disturbing mother fucker, Mike Hawk.
25. LEB - November 13, 2008 1:41 PM
Wow, what's with all the "she's had a kid so she's done for" hate? Any one of your guys would be THRILLED if a) your wife looked like her, and b) your wife looked like her after squidging out your offspring.
Maybe you're jealous because she's both a genetic superhuman AND out-earning you.
26. Deuce Bigalow - November 13, 2008 1:42 PM
She graces my desktop too. She is STUNNING!!!!!
27. no way! - November 13, 2008 1:47 PM
that is unfuckingbelievable! she must have one hell of a team! and there are a lot of asshats on here talking shit cuz the woman decided to have baby?!? i'll tell you who was ruined after childbirth... your mom.
28. Mick - November 13, 2008 1:51 PM
I think she looks better after having a baby. She was stick skinny before but seems to have putt a little weight on since having the kid and looks better.
29. sushified - November 13, 2008 1:57 PM
I think she looks great. And I dont think she has 'lead an unhealthy lifestyle' to get her body back in three months. First off, you dont have to gain 100's from pounds when pregnant, and if you do that's really unhealthy for both you AND the baby. One of my friends lost over 40 pounds in three months after giving birth, and the girl doesnt exercise. She said she just went back to eating exactly how she did before the pregnancy, and the pounds fell off. I believe her because she's not muscular and looks beautiful. Some woman just have bodies like that.
I also know that you only have to add 300 more calories to your normal diet when pregnant -- this coming from doctors.
30. Jacko - November 13, 2008 1:59 PM
She appears to be the first female whose cans actually got smaller from childbirth.
31. Parker - November 13, 2008 2:00 PM
I don't care if she had a baby or not. When you only have anal sex you tend not to notice the vag anyway. Lock the kid in his room and bend over baby, I'm about to fill your butt with love.
32. terry - November 13, 2008 2:01 PM
I also saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
33. jenni - November 13, 2008 2:05 PM
she still looks amazing...wth its only been 3 months since she's given birth?!
34. Mike Hawk - November 13, 2008 2:08 PM
And I thank you Mike Hunt..
35. Erik - November 13, 2008 2:09 PM
Like every guy, I'd prefer to boink her BEFORE a kid explodes her pussy, not after.
36. Me 2 - November 13, 2008 2:20 PM
@29 - i saw a picture of her at 8 months, she was HUGE. She looks great but no surprise there. Brazilian women have the best genes.
37. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2008 2:23 PM
I agree, Brazilian women do have the best genes. It seems that when your DNA ignores building a powerful brain and instead focuses on building a beautiful body, this is the result.
38. Ted Mosby - November 13, 2008 2:24 PM
She looks good. Must've had a Personal Trainer whip her in shape.
39. 20-20 - November 13, 2008 2:28 PM
So, um, not to spoil the party or anything, but in the pictures I see, she has to wear some fabric to cover the nightmare that her pelvis has become.
40. Rough Daddy - November 13, 2008 2:31 PM
Frist? when was the last time your "Fiance" pinch your brain!
41. Deva - November 13, 2008 2:32 PM
Isn't it funny that her swimsuit is covering her whoremarks....I mean strechmarks?
42. schmotze - November 13, 2008 2:39 PM
fix the RSS Feed images. please.
43. Sandy - November 13, 2008 2:45 PM
Her body is like Jennifer Aniston's personality: flat and featureless.
44. veggi - November 13, 2008 2:46 PM
That isn't FRIST..
45. Jimbo - November 13, 2008 2:49 PM
Veggi, Did FRIST tell you want she got?
46. veggi - November 13, 2008 2:50 PM
Believe me, I know FRIST and that's not her.
Go ahead, try to test me.
Q. What does FRIST's fiance's jizz taste like, you ask?
A. Another man's ass.
Go ahead, ask me another one.
47. rbcelebrity - November 13, 2008 2:57 PM
Just three months after giving birth? wow! unbelievable!
48. veggi - November 13, 2008 2:59 PM
46- seriously, you are more pathetic than rough daddy..
and YES SHE DID JIMBO!!!!!!
49. rbcelebrity - November 13, 2008 3:00 PM
just 3 months after giving birth ? WOW!
50. Rough Daddy - November 13, 2008 3:11 PM
Dont get me involve in your daily highlights veggi,,,leave me out of this!!!
51. Fe - November 13, 2008 3:40 PM
have you seen the alessandra ambrosio rolling stone brasil making of for las january summer cover?
She was already pregnant on the photo shoot, but she didn't know it yet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjtMizZxAyo
52. Meh - November 13, 2008 5:50 PM
Ya, she looks good--but that's her job. Her face has never been that great. Ana Beatrice Barros (in the blue bikini) is still hotter than she is, and she's been working it for VS way longer!
53. JaidenPaidin - November 13, 2008 6:39 PM
Previous commments are written by Fucking Dipshits.
She is a gorgeous lady who just had a baby and now is at the top of my MILF list.
The fact that she can look like that only 3 months post baby is the SUPER part of this MODEL.
Most American women start from looking like cows and then Post baby they look like a herd. She had a baby and got back down to Bikini material.
You guys must be able to give a lady props when the props are due!
An as far as the canal comments......my dick would still fit snug in there. Maybe yours is a bit to small? Dipshits.
54. gartt - November 13, 2008 8:57 PM
I saw some many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
55. thatswhatyourmomsaid - November 13, 2008 8:57 PM
I don't think it's her.. for real
56. Rogue - November 13, 2008 9:53 PM
Exactly 53. See, American women are generally excuse-making fat asses to begin with. Then they have kids, get bigger during pregnancy, and NEVER lose weight again. All the while blaming their kids - not babies - kids, for them looking like Elsie the Cow, saying junk like, "But I had a baby! You try losing all this weight after having a baby."
Yeah, and their youngest will be like 4. Hell, it'll be ONE year later.
Meanwhile, the "unreal" non-excuse making women who are fit and healthy to begin with, get pregnant, have their kids, and get back to their pre-baby weight.
You don't have to be a model or have a trainer to get back to your pre-baby weight in three months. The cows will whine and say these women are not normal women. That's crap.
It all depends on what your lifestyle was like before getting pregnant. If you spent more energy & time making excuses about your weight, there's usually nothing that's going to stop you from continuing to do so. Even having a baby.
Fat-ass, back fat, and gut before pregnancy = Even fatter-ass, Michelin rolls and bigger gut after pregnancy = normal
Fit before pregnancy = fit after pregnancy = normal
Shutting the f-ck up and making changes = not-so normal (for most)
57. RaraAvis - November 13, 2008 11:31 PM
Two things: (one) her suit is covering up the scar from her tummy tuck; and (two), Rogue, you are a dickhead with waaaay too much time on your hands. Or maybe too much dick in your hands.
58. Vicki - November 14, 2008 3:27 AM
Alessandra looks amazing just 12 weeks after giving birth. She did a better job than Heidi Klum did after having her baby and preparing for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Im so happy Ale kept up with the gym so much and made it back to being in shape right on time for the VS show this year.
PS. Her daughter is gorgeous
59. gotmilk? - November 14, 2008 9:31 AM
are we sure that's her? it really doesn't look like it.
60. Nella - November 14, 2008 11:28 AM
#59, Yes, that's her, IDIOT. Seriously, she's been with VS for awhile now, who the hell else would it be? Maybe you should have looked her up before you asked that?
And she looks fantastic - look at those legs!
Her boobs were always tiny - the only reason they got bigger for awhile was because she was pregnant, #30.
Also - her body can HEAL and, haven't you heard of kegels? My god.
I can't wait to see her on the fashion show!
61. dee - November 14, 2008 11:47 AM
Both swimsuits are covering her stomach and her boobs look flat, something she will probably have to "fix" very soon.
62. kyle - November 18, 2008 1:27 PM
Seriously needs tits and an ass!
63. J - November 19, 2008 2:43 AM
She brings to mind the lyrics of Radiohead's "Creep".
♫ You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world ♫
64. Emily - November 20, 2008 1:00 AM
Apart from her pixie ears there is nothing wrong with that woman. She looks pretty damn fucking fine considering she just had a baby :|
The day you can pop out a baby and look as good as her is the day your allowed to judge. SHUT UP WANKERS!
65. Stacy - November 23, 2008 1:57 PM
I guess she decided her modeling career was more important than feeding her baby, as she is clearly NOT breastfeeding from these photos. That poor baby.
66. dookie - November 29, 2008 3:23 PM
she just had a baby but no boobs? WTF
67. Lynn - December 2, 2008 3:26 AM
Another one that can pop them out and look amazing a few months later! Absolutely amazing! Sure wish these women would spill the beans on the magic! How can you lose weight so fast after having a baby???
68. Lisa - December 3, 2008 7:24 PM
Honestly, kudos to her because I sure as hell can't look that fabulous after having kids. But of course, this is her job, so without her body, she can't make money. I just wish I had that kind of dedication and motivation to trim myself that fast and fabulous.
69. Gabriel - December 4, 2008 1:13 AM
She is also famous on 【sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com】++. I just find her under the username look4love3. Lots of her sexy photos can be found there.
70. If This Jar of Mayonnaise Say Hi to You Geeky Dudes, You'd Want to Screw It - December 24, 2008 8:44 PM
She has no body. So what, exactly, did she lose when she had that baby? Ugh, VS models are just feminine-looking boys. They used to have hips, now they just have height. I prefer Frederick's -- and so do my boys.