Oct 28 2008Traci Bingham loves democracy
If you're wondering why Traci Bingham is popping up a lot lately, it's because she's currently starring on FOX's Gimme My Reality Show! which is a reality show where contestants compete to be on, holy shit, their own reality show. I am nowhere near high enough to contemplate how that concept hasn't ripped a hole in the fabric of space. Anyway, Traci stopped by Mr. Bones' Pumpkin Patch yesterday where she deployed her sole campaign tactic/vocational skill: Pushing her tits together. Somewhere, Sarah Palin is telling John McCain "I don't care if it makes the Baby Jesus cry, I am doing that shit tonight. Oh, hockey sticks, he flat-lined. MEDIC!"

Reader Comments
1. SATAN - October 28, 2008 12:17 PM
i LOVE her body. and i want to abuse it
2. The realist - October 28, 2008 12:18 PM
It sometimes bothers me when a woman is doing a man's job.
Just look at how she's touching herself.
3. pelps - October 28, 2008 12:20 PM
she's hot!! what do ya say? huh?
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4. mamadough - October 28, 2008 12:22 PM
i've seen taco meat less greasy and brown.
5. FRIST!!! - October 28, 2008 12:23 PM
I don't know who she is. I don't know who she is!!! I thought she took out trash!!!
6. Sport - October 28, 2008 12:25 PM
Classy outfit for the Pumpkin Patch.
7. Deacon Jones - October 28, 2008 12:30 PM
looking sexy as FUCK Traci.
As I used to say in college as I took another sorority chick home,
"Dont hate the playa, hate the game"
8. Sledman - October 28, 2008 12:38 PM
Odd, I thought I recalled her being a bit more classy. Kinda surprised to see her doing the aging porn star thing. I also don't remember her face being so masculine but I think the nips and tucks are responsible for that. In any case, yeah I hit that twice sideways. just sayin...
9. Sucky sucky - October 28, 2008 12:40 PM
I can smell her from here...
10. um wow - October 28, 2008 12:40 PM
that is the most hideous dress i have ever seen.
11. William Balfour - October 28, 2008 12:44 PM
Imma throw dat bitch in my white Suburban and TAP DAT AZZZ!!!
Just cuz I'm outta bullets don't mean I'm outta bullets, no'm sayin?
12. craigj - October 28, 2008 12:51 PM
The vocational skill of pushing your (fake) tits together is a highly important skill in today's economy. Here's my dollar, now do it again!
She looks more tranny than Fergie. I would need many shots to contemplate hitting that at closing time.
13. John Graziano - October 28, 2008 12:55 PM
Now THAT'S a hole!
14. Jimbo - October 28, 2008 12:56 PM
I will vote for that pair to run the country..
15. Julian King - October 28, 2008 12:58 PM
Reminds me of two big mounds of mashed potatoes covered in gravy...mmmmm....dayam, I miss KFC already!
16. usweeteey - October 28, 2008 12:59 PM
WARNING!!!
I heard rumors from a quite reliable source that she is seeking hot guys at
___MatchRich.C o M___the wealthy and the beauty mingle. Is he looking for a serious relationship or just for fun? who knows!
17. Bernardo - October 28, 2008 1:01 PM
Que perra mas rica, dos palabras sobo ruso (meter la verga entre las tetas)
18. el ces - October 28, 2008 1:01 PM
Wasn't it Kelly Osbourne's birthday yesterday?
No post?
What'd they do?
19. Rough Daddy - October 28, 2008 1:02 PM
Id rather go to matchrich.com and let my pc get a virus than see her in a freaking gown...
20. Slave Trader - October 28, 2008 1:04 PM
Somebody put a leash on this coon. She may have straightened her hair, but her pubes still feel like steel wool. Plus all darkies smell like ass grease. It's something in their blood, sicle cell aroma or something....
21. BigJim - October 28, 2008 1:05 PM
I'm just wondering how all the McCainiacs out there feel about what the latest polls are showing.
Hey, all you racist, rightwing, redneck retards: How do you feel about the fact that your next president is a black man?
Can you pull your head out of Palin's cooter long enough to answer that question?
22. Mike Hunt - October 28, 2008 1:07 PM
I actually feel sorry for no talent worthless big implant whores because they will eventually get old and we will have to support them through the welfare system.
23. my comment - October 28, 2008 1:07 PM
Typical Obama voter.
24. Mcfeely Smackup - October 28, 2008 1:08 PM
Why is "DuckFace" suddenly becoming so common a look for aging women trying to grasp the last vestiges of fuckability by having bags of gunk stuffed under their skin?
25. Wendy - October 28, 2008 1:08 PM
"How do you feel about the fact that your next president is a black man?"
Obama is about as black as Dick Cheney.
26. fraud - October 28, 2008 1:14 PM
Ok, why the hell does she say she's black? She looks very Filipino.
27. Phil - October 28, 2008 1:18 PM
Oh please, enough with the "black president" taunts.
We all know that blacks in America were expecting the first black president to be a real deal, descended-from-slaves, multi-generational black man, not this half-breed mutt with the white hippie mom and the inseminate-and-gone Kenyan dad.
Ironically, the true, dreamed-about first black president would be named Barry, not Barack.
All this proves is that the civil rights leaders, from MLK and Malcolm X down to Jesse Jackson and then way down to Al Sharpton, belong to a long-corrupted and bankrupt ideology. Mr. Hussein Obama has nothing in common with them, and that's why he's going to be elected.*
*maybe; it's entirely possible that the election will blow up, since Republicans would like nothing better than to tarnish the inevitable Obama victory.
28. Fix the forums - October 28, 2008 1:27 PM
Hey Fish, going to do anything to fix the forums? They're totally fucked right now.
29. boo - October 28, 2008 1:39 PM
Can you imagine if you brought your child to this pumpkin place?
"Mommy, what is that lady doing?"
30. Sid - October 28, 2008 1:39 PM
I just think it's weird that we'll be electing something that sounds like what happens when you race to the toilet to unleash a big one: Brrrraaaaaapppp O-BAMA.
31. Jimbo - October 28, 2008 1:46 PM
@30, she is showing all the little girls what you can do with a couple of large pumpkins..
32. Obama will lose to Palin - October 28, 2008 1:47 PM
I wonder what people like Oprah and P-Diddy (or whatever the hell is name is now) will think of Barry Hussein when he takes their wealth "to spread it around". I don't care what a persons color is, a socialist is a socialist. McCain is just a liberal.
Want to know what hypocrosy is? That "Joe the Plummer" was investigated from the offices of the Ohio Democratic Party. Hmm, official governemnt computers used to investigate an average citizen. Isn't that what the Dem's have railed against the Republican Bush administration about? Only this average citizen happened to ask Barry Hussein about his redistribution of wealth and raising his taxes.
33. boo - October 28, 2008 1:51 PM
@31 LOL
34. yeesh - October 28, 2008 1:52 PM
more like "popping out" a lot lately!
35. Paul - October 28, 2008 1:52 PM
Anybody who actually believes that Obama's fundamentally classically-conservative tax plan is "socialist" is a motherfucking retard who knows less about politics than can be squeezed into a thimble. Obama is a centerist, not a liberal, and McCain is a pretty classical conservative, although he makes far, far, far too many concessions to the fucking whackjob base that's taken over the GOP.
36. oops! - October 28, 2008 1:54 PM
look at pic 6... she's a man, baby!
37. Obama will lose to Palin - October 28, 2008 2:00 PM
McCain wanted to give amnesty to millions of illegal immagrants. There is nothing conservative about that. Obama wants to give illegals the right to vote. That is liberal to the core.
38. Vince Lombardi - October 28, 2008 2:07 PM
She had me at full mast til I saw that carp mouth on the last pic.
39. truth - October 28, 2008 2:08 PM
McCain can't control his own campaign. Palin is preparing the groundwork for her political future, presuming that McCain will lose and saying whatever she wants to say whether it conflicts with McCain's positions or not. And she's doing it right under his nose, he can't control her at all. Truly, nobody is listening to McCain anymore - not the "Republican base", not the people who run his campaign, and certainly not the people who are now running Palin's campaign. This is not quite as severe as what happened to Bob Dole, but it's the same type of thing: a respected senator with tons of experience becomes roadkill during a frenetic national presidential campaign in the era of 24 hour cable news and the internet. Both McCain and Dole were simply too old and too slow to keep up, much less to control things. I can understand voting for McCain as an anti-Obama vote, but I can't understand a pro-McCain vote. Maybe in 2000 he could have done the job, but certainly not now.
40. Karina - October 28, 2008 2:14 PM
Did anyone notice she looks like a drag queen in the last picture???
41. Balls McCoy - October 28, 2008 2:14 PM
Would sticking the flag in your cooch be considered un-patriotic?
42. dietirish - October 28, 2008 2:18 PM
Wait is there a stach in one of these photos? second one second row. wtf
43. Ale - October 28, 2008 2:19 PM
a reality to win a reality? hahahaha ftw!
44. Vince - October 28, 2008 2:20 PM
Blah blah blah policy blah blah blah positions blah blah blah liberal blah blah blah conservative blah blah blah.
It's a beauty pageant. We'll vote for the person who we like the most. This time, their positions are completely irrelevant. By January 20, 2009, when the winner is inaugurated, the financial/credit/mortgage crisis will be in a completely different phase, and the economy will be in a severe recession after everybody decides to be super-cheap this Christmas. Unemployment will be skyrocketing. If the winter weather is bad and oil prices spike up again, heating costs will be brutal. Nothing the two candidates are saying now will be relevant. So feel free to pick whoever turns you on, because the details don't matter one bit.
45. Your Mother's Fart - October 28, 2008 2:24 PM
Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
46. deacon jones is a fucking moron - October 28, 2008 2:24 PM
@7 hahahahaha!! You are such a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. Crusty - October 28, 2008 2:43 PM
This girl has a face like a partially deflated football. I'd say the surgery was not completely successful.
48. Crusty - October 28, 2008 2:49 PM
Neither Obama or McCain inspires me - but while I fear a Democratic White House and a Congress controlled by the Dems, I fear another 4 - 8 or gridlock even more.
Let's give the Irish lad from Illinois a chance..
49. Crusty - October 28, 2008 2:50 PM
Neither Obama or McCain inspires me - but while I fear a Democratic White House and a Congress controlled by the Dems, I fear another 4 - 8 of gridlock even more.
Let's give the Irish lad from Illinois a chance..
50. OC Hottie - October 28, 2008 3:02 PM
#44
I'm voting for Obama for his policies and yes I admit he is hot but I'm voting based on policies.
51. Dar - October 28, 2008 4:00 PM
"Mommy! That woman is stealing two pumpkins stuffed inside her dress!"
52. carlos - October 28, 2008 4:05 PM
Ive met her she is acutally quite nice and polite, opposite of what her image projects . She is very nice girl
53. jt - October 28, 2008 4:30 PM
i like
54. jojo - October 28, 2008 4:45 PM
she looks like a drag queen with a man face........and the fake, porn star look is real original...she seems to be copying that shauna sands character.......stupid whores! Who ever thinks this is hot needs to be locked up!
55. lew barta - October 28, 2008 4:46 PM
Um there is nipple in the last pic, great big brown nipple
56. Scooter - October 28, 2008 5:15 PM
I'll take 2 helpings of Democracy, please!
57. Doc Brown - October 28, 2008 5:51 PM
YO FISH, FIX YOUR DAMN RSS FEED... THE PHOTOS DON'T SHOW UP
58. bob - October 28, 2008 6:09 PM
Kinda surprised to see her doing the aging porn star thing. I also don't remember her face being so masculine, It is said she is dating friends on a sports community --mysportsdate.com== Her sexy photos are found there. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
59. sho nuff - October 28, 2008 8:23 PM
i feel certain that those things make a sloshing noise that other people can hear when she walks by. or not. but something makes a squishy sound.
60. chewgees - October 28, 2008 9:37 PM
I'd wrap her head with the flag and happily do her for the country.
61. Tellin it like it is - October 29, 2008 12:25 AM
I work at a manufacturing plant where blacks are 90% ( don't ask me, I don't know how it happened) of the workforce, including management, workers, union and HR. They treat people like shit. They treat the whites and latinos like dogshit. Blacks take hourlong breaks throughout the day while I seen a white person 3 MINUTES late back from a break and they got yelled at. They literaly scream at their employees but the very few white management are afraid to say anything because they do not want a racist lawsuit against them or all the white workers are afraid that they will be physically attacked in the parking lot. I seen a black person call a white person " you stupid white motherf&*er" and nothing happened. A white man made a comment about how lazy they were and got fired. The whites and latinos are afraid because the blacks try to physically fight with them so they just sit back and take it. If the economy was better I could get another job. There is so much bullshit that they get away with that it's astonishing. The black women are the worst. Loud , obnoxious, confrontational, and lazy. The black guys there do not even want them. I could go on for days about how jacked up they are there.
My point is that if Obama was indeed elected, hopefully things won't be this way for the country. I am a latina and my people are not perfect and say what you will but we do not treat people like that.
62. tellin it like it is - October 29, 2008 12:40 AM
I am so tired of the blacks that it not even funny. I have to deal with these animals on a daily basis with jig managers hasslin' people daily. I am so tired of them using the race card. If someone doesn't say hello to them, they are racist. If someone has an arguement with them, it's because their black. Wah wah wah. Quit blaming every other race for your own failures. Immigrants come up here and within a month they have jobs , apartments, and cars. For all the welfare pecipients, we need to have government mandated tube- tying, so when all 4 of your kids are in custody you won't go out and have another one for the government to take from you, that my taxes pay for. Maybe after your 2nd kid is taken due to drugs the tubes have to be tied. Makes sense.
63. gerard Vandenberg - October 29, 2008 12:53 AM
If her "BRAINS" are in the TITS then we have another EINSTEIN here, folks!!
64. Helen - October 29, 2008 4:05 AM
Wow..., she is hot and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
65. friendlyfires - October 29, 2008 7:19 AM
Well bronski my noggin' and call me shell shocked, if there was any more silicon in those kuh-nockers, I'd wonder what happened to the beach. Bad enough she's got her own ass-fat injected in those lips, no wonder she's got shitty breath.
66. Jay - October 29, 2008 5:51 PM
She's pretty old, but I totally hit it.
67. meee - October 29, 2008 10:59 PM
how insecure must she be? that's just not even attractive.
68. The Night Hawk - October 30, 2008 1:15 AM
I'd rather have her than Obama! I'm sure she is just as qualified. Plus, when we're ignoring her "Bla Bla Bla, politician bullshite we can just stare at those Giant Breasts and wonder if they double as flotation devices.
69. Garland Greene - October 31, 2008 6:01 PM
"I would like to drive through three states wearing her boobs as a hat."
70. ummm...yeah - November 1, 2008 1:56 PM
All these comments from the stupid motherfuckers who voted for that punk-ass Bush and now regret it.
You mf's are so fucking stupid...Shut The Fuck Up!!!!
Assholes!!!
71. Dobbson - November 3, 2008 3:29 PM
I'd hit that shit like it owed me money. Then I'd hit it again for taking so long to pay up.
72. fancy - November 4, 2008 3:01 PM
What the hell pumpkin patch is this - how come all the hollywood hos keep picking pumpkins - is there a new pumpkin trend?? I hope they start banning children from this place and start passing out purell! Seriously she keeps touching her boobs then the pumpkins - they should rename it pick your own hep-b patch!
73. fancy - November 4, 2008 3:02 PM
What the hell pumpkin patch is this - how come all the hollywood hos keep picking pumpkins - is there a new pumpkin trend?? I hope they start banning children from this place and start passing out purell! Seriously she keeps touching her boobs then the pumpkins - they should rename it pick your own hep-b patch!
74. john smith - November 6, 2008 10:24 PM
I found her blogs and picture on "''''''''' Millionaire Romances.c om_____, a totally free social networking club for celebrities and stars! I just wonder if the blogs were written by herself?
75. Tatiana - November 7, 2008 11:17 AM
Seriously people? they're like floating devices, and im into girls, she looks like a blow-up id like to send flying into oncoming traffic while shooting it with a paintball gun.
You men are so halarius with your "dont hate the playa,hate the game" crap. We all know you log on twice a day to feel like a man while spending the rest of the 22 hrs being TOTALLY WHIPPED BY YOUR WIFE and mother of ur children. So excuse me but girls like us who u look at and drool, will never go for guys like you, who are Dogs.
that is all. plus, her outfit looks like a street walker.
76. Bawannadick. Narlian - November 8, 2008 11:27 PM
Hey~What the hell is wring with America?First,we have a totally inept/soon to
be R.I.P.Republicker spend Zillions of bucks(w/matching funds),coupled
(tethered to) a woman of power,(who would be telling McCain what to do),
run against an intellegent man of color(doesn't matter what color-(We is
Mericans).then we let the decision get saluted bye billions of nin-compoops.
NOW-a woman is scrutinized because she tries ti hold on to what everybody in America wants(looks,money,fame).
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