Oct 20 2008Tony Romo knows all the words to Jessica Simpson's songs
Recently-injured Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has apparently used his free time to learn all the lyrics to Jessica Simpson's songs. He was spotted singing along while she performed at the Texas State Fair over the weekend. After Dallas' loss yesterday, this will undoubtedly be Exhibit A in "She comes to another game, we have legal grounds to hit her with a bull." People reports:
Nursing a broken pinky and chatting with Cowboys tight end Jason Witten, Romo bobbed his head with the music and was caught singing along to a few songs. When Simpson hit a powerful note during "Do You Know," he clapped in awe.
The admiration was mutual. "Sometimes, to find a love as big as that, you have to go through some heartbreak, some ugly ones and some butthead ones," Simpson told the crowd. "You go through that to really appreciate where you are in life right now."
If I bother to type down here, is that going to stop anyone from pretending the mic is a penis? Didn't think so. Moving on...
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Anonymous - October 20, 2008 1:31 PM
Chestica is so incredibly useless.
2. lisatlantic - October 20, 2008 1:31 PM
that stupid twat has an Aum on her necklace in fucking diamonds... does she even know what Buddhism is about?
3. quake - October 20, 2008 1:40 PM
She has ham breath.
4. Bill - October 20, 2008 1:42 PM
So it's true love. Why bash it? Jessica finally found somebody willing to lovingly wash off Papa Joe's encrusted semen from last night's especially-vigorous 3 am encounter. Good for her. As for Tony, when you find a non-obese girl with Jessica's level of underlying shame, you don't let go of her. There is nothing quite as intense as the tearful orgasm a girl has when she believes she's fully into the moment with her guy then her dad's leering face flashed through her mind right as she starts to come. Just try to hang on, Tony, after you whisper "you'll always be my little girl" right at that moment.
5. mamadough - October 20, 2008 1:44 PM
romo is a fucking pussy. broken pinky? grow some balls! tape that bitch to your ring finger, and get your queer ass back out on the field!
6. Rough Daddy - October 20, 2008 1:44 PM
I'd like to spread that on my bed! like its a brand new sheet I brought from Macys...
7. CoolSAiler - October 20, 2008 1:45 PM
black = fat..
8. ph7 - October 20, 2008 1:48 PM
Short, elephant legs. She will age BADLY.
9. Max Planck - October 20, 2008 1:48 PM
Best part of this is that there is no sound. Pity all those 4H clubbers who had to listen.
10. MrMagoo - October 20, 2008 1:54 PM
Nothing better than semi-attractive, horribly insecure women who will do ANYTHING to keep their man. DVDA with the Cowboys linebackers? Whatever you want Tony, just love me.
11. Fat Chicks Suck - October 20, 2008 1:54 PM
She looks chunky as usual. She hasn't looked good in years. If she lost 25 pounds and toned up she would look pretty decent.
12. Parker - October 20, 2008 2:03 PM
I don't care how chunky she looks, I'd still bend her over, wedge my cock up her ass and fuck her till she had to crap.
13. jim - October 20, 2008 2:04 PM
1. Dumb.
2. Fat.
3. Low self esteem.
4. Fading looks
5. Family of Users
= Easy, easy lay.
14. CaptainMorgan - October 20, 2008 2:14 PM
I'm waiting for someone to photoshop a penis onto the first pic. It's perfect!
15. oscar - October 20, 2008 2:16 PM
i think he only knows the words because he plays her music to keep from blowing his load in her as he is banging the hell out of her. i admire the guy for even being able to keep it up while her music is playing.
16. Sell Porn Make Money - October 20, 2008 2:18 PM
wow... going down hill. That being said, I am a downhill kinda guy :)
17. Deacon Jones - October 20, 2008 2:19 PM
The first pic looks like my ex-girlfriend, minus a tear streaking down the cheek and her mumbling "Why don't you love me?" in between head bobs.
18. joppy - October 20, 2008 2:19 PM
Her skin is turning to leather from tanning bed addiction.
19. allnewxp - October 20, 2008 2:25 PM
@ CaptainMorgan
My first thought EXACTLY as well : ) Pics no.3 and 8 are usable as well
20. britney's weave - October 20, 2008 2:36 PM
she looks chunky, and needs a new hairstyle. it's not 1998 anymore. and if he was seriously singing along with her shit songs then it should be tony homo from now on, period. that's worse than not being able to play b/c of a broken pinky.
21. does.wayne.brady.have.to.choke.a.bitch? - October 20, 2008 2:39 PM
Chubby chaser. Thighs are so fat she can't zip her pants.
22. fa'reel - October 20, 2008 2:42 PM
Whatever dorks. like you wouldn't learn a few of her songs in exchange for tearing that @ss up and playing with those huge breastesses.
23. Cerwin - October 20, 2008 2:45 PM
@ 14
Totally agree! the look on her face, the bending down, the lips.. perfect for a nice photoshop!
24. kelley - October 20, 2008 2:46 PM
Yes, but can she really blow ??
25. Sport - October 20, 2008 2:46 PM
She should focus on her talents and just make the transition to Porn right now.
26. veggi - October 20, 2008 3:23 PM
The top pic is how she looks while struggling to finish a blowjob on her 10th black Cowboy of the night.
27. Prof - October 20, 2008 3:29 PM
@ 14 the last pic is a strong runner up for "photoshop the penis into Jessica's mouth contest" that is no doubt underway even as I type this comment.
28. E. Norma Stitz - October 20, 2008 3:34 PM
Goody, she knows her role. Giving head. Dumb cuntry singer.
29. music video - October 20, 2008 3:58 PM
my babby
30. anonymous - October 20, 2008 4:01 PM
In a Dallas Morning news review of the free concert called "Boyfriend Tony was a bigger star than Jessica Simpson at State Fair concert", reviewer Mario Tarradell says about a third of the crowd had no interest in listening to Simpson and left once they could no longer see Romo.
31. BabyRunAround.com - October 20, 2008 4:18 PM
Who is picking out her clothes these days??? She looks TERRIBLE.
32. malicious - October 20, 2008 4:38 PM
what's with the gym shorts?
33. Ron Jeremy - October 20, 2008 4:53 PM
The first photo is just begging for a good photoshopping....
34. NY Ted - October 20, 2008 5:25 PM
Those crazy Limey bastards thought Silverman was bad...they should send this no talent hill-billy over there so that they can really get their monies worth of bad over-rated talent!
35. tara - October 20, 2008 8:12 PM
The first picture WAS photoshopped. She had a big 'ol cock in her mouth before the PS job.
36. AJ - October 20, 2008 8:27 PM
YOU GUYS ARE ALL SERIOUS ASSHOLES! JESSICA IF YOU READ THIS: YOU ARE A GREAT GIRL AND GOOD LUCK WITH TONY! EVERYONE DESERVES LOVE.
AND FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO CALLED HER FAT AND UGLY: I WOULD LOVE LOVE LOVE TO SEE WHAT ALL OF YOU LOOK LIKE!!!!!!
DOUCHEBAGS......
37. sameshitdifferentyear - October 20, 2008 9:16 PM
moo.
#8 will ?
38. jed - October 20, 2008 9:28 PM
I bet her crusty twat smells like dead possum.
39. anonymous - October 20, 2008 11:20 PM
It doesn't matter what we look like, #36...Jessica will still be fat and ugly.
40. anonymous - October 20, 2008 11:23 PM
It doesn't matter what we look like, #36...Jessica will still be fat and ugly.
41. plastique - October 20, 2008 11:52 PM
Can't we get real here?
Isn't it about time for Jessica and Tony to market and distribute their first sex tape?
42. gerard Vandenberg - October 21, 2008 1:01 AM
on the other hand: SHE PREFERED A PENIS OF FLESH & BLOOD, folks!!
43. tc - October 21, 2008 3:31 AM
#34. Send her over. We'll show her what a proper sized cock feels like.
44. Erica - October 21, 2008 6:37 AM
Why is she eating the microphone?
45. andy7171 - October 21, 2008 7:21 AM
I'd wrap her legs around my neck and use her as a feed bag!
46. stickykeys - October 21, 2008 12:26 PM
oh yeah, i agree - somebody pleazzze shop a cock in pics 1 & 8
*fap fap fap*
she looks sooo dirty in pic #1
*fap fap fap*
47. craigj - October 21, 2008 1:00 PM
When you do Photoshop a penis, please post the link. I need the laugh. And since she's some high maintenance, emotionally needy, clingon woman set to balloon on the couch watchin' Oprah the moment someone else is foolish enough to say I DO, maybe she'll take the hint, rent some porn, and take lessons on how to do a good blowjob.
How hearty do you think Nick laughs every time he sees this trainwreck in the news?
48. Thighhighs - October 21, 2008 1:04 PM
Go ahead, have your relationship, but for the love of God please stop singing, acting, etc.
49. Dee - October 21, 2008 1:30 PM
She is gross because she looks just like her creepy father. Her face is so masculine.
She's looking worse, I agree with the posters who say she's not aging well. All that spray on tan, tooth whitener, bad makeup, and fried hair is taking it's toll.
50. what_a_cow - October 21, 2008 10:54 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
51. what_a_cow - October 21, 2008 10:55 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
52. Helen - October 29, 2008 8:34 AM
Wow..., she is so hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.