Oct 24 2008Tila Tequila launches things

Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she's totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most "star power" in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even there making it painfully obvious the owners want to run this thing into the ground and use it as a tax write-off. Unless they sat around thinking "How can we really douche this place up? I'm talking people walk in here, and the first thing they say is 'Hey, do you smell vinegar?'"


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No mor yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!

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god shes fugly.

You can totally start to see nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.

well, she's not launching cock rockets.

You can totally see some nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.

I love how everybody says all these chicks are ugly and skanks, and 99% including myself would hit it. And hit it well.

How did you miss her nipple?


She is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on -----Bigblackconnect.com------- that is a free dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.

total nipple slip in that first pic

that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...

that nipple slip you are all talking about is a shadow. its too high on her boob to be her nipple

that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...

that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...

C'mon...she's shown her tits enough that you should be able to recognize her nipples. That's just a shadow from one of the little frilly bits on the cup of her bodice.

If you guys are excited about a part of a shadow of a part of a possible nipple slip from this skank...you need to get out more.

11 - on normal humans - yes it's too high. on elves with botches surgery - totally possible.

in this case, do think it's a shadow.

Skanktamonious beeatch

God, I hate Criss Angel. When will he dissapear? Sweet hat though...haha

midget leprechaun = delicious tacos

I got a shot of love... in my pants! High-yo!!!!!! Thank you, thank you.

So whose taco do you get at Tacos & Tequila?

Know what she really needs to skank herself up good?

nothing. the random collection of tattoos, breast implants, and dressing/acting like a whore is more than sufficient.

that being said, wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?

why is she famous?

"wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?"

somebody got a very disturbing, surprise half-chubber...

Is she getting fat?

So they pulled in a couple other local whores to help launch the restaurant. I find it interesting that she got to grab their boobs, but they didn't get to grab hers. Bisexuality flow both ways honey.

She is probably the hottest lil Bi-leprachaun i've seen - lay off her - i'd hit that pot of gold...speakin of pot....

*jacking off*

#28 - give it to me all over my face, baby!!!

I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of and #3 you hit the nail right on the head. It's E.T. Dead ringer.

She's as bisexual as an earthworm (too subtle? look it up).

She's never dated a woman in her life before, after, or even during this show.

I bumped into Carrot Top at Orlando International Airport a few weeks ago. Nice guy, but he sure doesn't try hard to "blend in".

Her antics sure put a break on my asian fetish....

Er, Nip action much?

A perfect opportunity for a decent human being to toss one live grenade wasted. Think of all the jurors in the world that would have given a standing ovation at the trial.

NOT A NIPPLE SLIP UNLESS SHE HAS THE MOST F_CKED BOOBS EVER. THATS THE SHADOW FROM HER DRESS YOU HORNS.

Wouldn't it behoove the midget to at least have her nails done before making an appearance?

No talent, midget gook bitch.

Tacos & Douchenozzles

How many low lifes showed up to this thing? Cris Angel....Carrot Top...Tila...it's a freak show!!

chris angel and carrot top at your party. EPIC FAIL.

#38, right on.

What's pathetic is that she dumped her first reality show "love pick" immediately after taping so she could start her 2nd series.

What a freakin' messed up Flip whore.

Since when is being a piece of club slut trash enough to be a celebrity>?

I'd like to take a black light to that restaraunt to see what's doing.

is that anthony keidis in the green hat?

http://howtolosegirls.com

It is so funny that everyone calls her a midget.. I have the same body and EVERYONE thinks I am hot! all of my husband's friends tell him all the time. You guys are a bunch of Haters. That is the only thing she has going for her though

Nasty chipped nails! lol!

I totally see nipple in the first picture.

NIPPLE

@38

She's not Korean, for one.
For two? For two, you deserve a hot poker up your ass.
WUT? I hear your dad does that one for you. :D

#42 don't you know most of those types of reality shows work like that?

She is harsh looking... but Hell, I'd hit it twice!

That is MAD NIPPLE there! That's no shadow. Look at it!!!! And it's high on her breast b/c her breasts are FAKE. SO they don't droop, they sit high. That is absolutely, most definitely a NIPPLE, and a far more obvious ones that most posted and blurred out there.

be sure: PRESIDENT BUSH TOO, folks!!

Hey Retards!
That is totally NOT a piece of her nip. Get a grip and take care of business. She is attractive and short. Although she is not showing a piece of boob (This time.)

@50

Hey dummy, she is of Vietnamese decent.

Korean has nothing to do with it. Learn your slurs, jackass.

And you call yourself Sgt.?

Stick it up your own ass.

@56 read #50 post again CAREFULLY.

btw of course thats not nipple! But then again I wouldn't exspect the male readers of the superficial to have a very accurate idea of the female anatomy. If you've ever seen a real breast there is no way you could think that.

she's shown her tits enough that you should be able to recognize her nipples. That's just a shadow from one of the little frilly bits on the cup of her bodice. It is said she is dating friends on a sports daing site ===mysportsdate.com--- Her sexy photos are found there,

Those half naked dudes are from "Thunder from Down Under" that plays nightly at the Excalibur. Too bad they didn't get the cute ones to show up.

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