Oct 24 2008Tila Tequila launches things
Tila Tequila hosted the grand opening of Tacos & Tequila in Vegas where she grabbed a bunch of boobs because she's totally bi-sexual, you guys. I almost missed these pics, and who can blame me, when the person with the most "star power" in them is Carrot Top. I mean, shit, Criss Angel was even there making it painfully obvious the owners want to run this thing into the ground and use it as a tax write-off. Unless they sat around thinking "How can we really douche this place up? I'm talking people walk in here, and the first thing they say is 'Hey, do you smell vinegar?'"

Reader Comments
1. havoc - October 24, 2008 11:45 AM
No mor yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!
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2. joey joejoe - October 24, 2008 11:45 AM
god shes fugly.
3. LSDiesel - October 24, 2008 11:51 AM
You can totally start to see nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.
4. mamadough - October 24, 2008 11:52 AM
well, she's not launching cock rockets.
5. LSDiesel - October 24, 2008 11:52 AM
You can totally see some nipple, but who cares when she looks like E.T.
6. Who - October 24, 2008 11:57 AM
I love how everybody says all these chicks are ugly and skanks, and 99% including myself would hit it. And hit it well.
7. ams - October 24, 2008 11:58 AM
How did you miss her nipple?
8. Special - October 24, 2008 11:58 AM
She is really sexy. seems that she is very hot on -----Bigblackconnect.com------- that is a free dating club. she must go there to find someone. i also saw her hot pics and videos on that web. unless you watch it, you won’t know how…she is.
9. jay jay - October 24, 2008 12:01 PM
total nipple slip in that first pic
10. britismyidol - October 24, 2008 12:02 PM
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...
11. d - October 24, 2008 12:04 PM
that nipple slip you are all talking about is a shadow. its too high on her boob to be her nipple
12. britismyidol - October 24, 2008 12:04 PM
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...
13. britismyidol - October 24, 2008 12:05 PM
that is totally a nipple in the first pic, well part of one at least...
14. No it's not - October 24, 2008 12:16 PM
C'mon...she's shown her tits enough that you should be able to recognize her nipples. That's just a shadow from one of the little frilly bits on the cup of her bodice.
15. Max Planck - October 24, 2008 12:19 PM
If you guys are excited about a part of a shadow of a part of a possible nipple slip from this skank...you need to get out more.
16. OUCH - October 24, 2008 12:20 PM
11 - on normal humans - yes it's too high. on elves with botches surgery - totally possible.
in this case, do think it's a shadow.
17. Mr. Sleepyhead - October 24, 2008 12:20 PM
Skanktamonious beeatch
18. Lee - October 24, 2008 12:23 PM
God, I hate Criss Angel. When will he dissapear? Sweet hat though...haha
19. LeFarge - October 24, 2008 12:30 PM
midget leprechaun = delicious tacos
20. Jumpin_J - October 24, 2008 12:30 PM
I got a shot of love... in my pants! High-yo!!!!!! Thank you, thank you.
21. phartizan - October 24, 2008 12:30 PM
So whose taco do you get at Tacos & Tequila?
22. Mcfeely Smackup - October 24, 2008 12:31 PM
Know what she really needs to skank herself up good?
nothing. the random collection of tattoos, breast implants, and dressing/acting like a whore is more than sufficient.
that being said, wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?
23. simplicity - October 24, 2008 12:32 PM
why is she famous?
24. karen - October 24, 2008 12:39 PM
"wtf is up with the shirtless dudes? Seriously, why are they there? What possibly positive effect were they supposed to bring?"
somebody got a very disturbing, surprise half-chubber...
25. ChuckleHead - October 24, 2008 12:40 PM
Is she getting fat?
26. SaucyTango - October 24, 2008 12:49 PM
So they pulled in a couple other local whores to help launch the restaurant. I find it interesting that she got to grab their boobs, but they didn't get to grab hers. Bisexuality flow both ways honey.
27. Gary Busey - October 24, 2008 12:57 PM
She is probably the hottest lil Bi-leprachaun i've seen - lay off her - i'd hit that pot of gold...speakin of pot....
28. LSDiesel - October 24, 2008 1:00 PM
*jacking off*
29. FRIST!!! - October 24, 2008 1:06 PM
#28 - give it to me all over my face, baby!!!
30. TS - October 24, 2008 1:10 PM
I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of and #3 you hit the nail right on the head. It's E.T. Dead ringer.
31. Mcfeely Smackup - October 24, 2008 1:23 PM
She's as bisexual as an earthworm (too subtle? look it up).
She's never dated a woman in her life before, after, or even during this show.
32. Chauncey Gardner - October 24, 2008 1:35 PM
I bumped into Carrot Top at Orlando International Airport a few weeks ago. Nice guy, but he sure doesn't try hard to "blend in".
33. Rough Daddy - October 24, 2008 1:38 PM
Her antics sure put a break on my asian fetish....
34. Torie - October 24, 2008 2:04 PM
Er, Nip action much?
35. Vince Lombardi - October 24, 2008 2:13 PM
A perfect opportunity for a decent human being to toss one live grenade wasted. Think of all the jurors in the world that would have given a standing ovation at the trial.
36. EAW - October 24, 2008 2:15 PM
NOT A NIPPLE SLIP UNLESS SHE HAS THE MOST F_CKED BOOBS EVER. THATS THE SHADOW FROM HER DRESS YOU HORNS.
37. norton - October 24, 2008 2:54 PM
Wouldn't it behoove the midget to at least have her nails done before making an appearance?
38. Kodos - October 24, 2008 3:26 PM
No talent, midget gook bitch.
39. p0nk - October 24, 2008 3:27 PM
Tacos & Douchenozzles
40. The Bisexual - October 24, 2008 3:35 PM
How many low lifes showed up to this thing? Cris Angel....Carrot Top...Tila...it's a freak show!!
41. john - October 24, 2008 4:04 PM
chris angel and carrot top at your party. EPIC FAIL.
42. TJ - October 24, 2008 4:06 PM
#38, right on.
What's pathetic is that she dumped her first reality show "love pick" immediately after taping so she could start her 2nd series.
What a freakin' messed up Flip whore.
43. dude - October 24, 2008 4:12 PM
Since when is being a piece of club slut trash enough to be a celebrity>?
44. monkeyfightclub - October 24, 2008 4:31 PM
I'd like to take a black light to that restaraunt to see what's doing.
45. how to lose girls - October 24, 2008 4:46 PM
is that anthony keidis in the green hat?
http://howtolosegirls.com
46. lola richie - October 24, 2008 5:19 PM
It is so funny that everyone calls her a midget.. I have the same body and EVERYONE thinks I am hot! all of my husband's friends tell him all the time. You guys are a bunch of Haters. That is the only thing she has going for her though
47. Joe - October 24, 2008 6:10 PM
Nasty chipped nails! lol!
48. Kori - October 24, 2008 6:12 PM
I totally see nipple in the first picture.
49. fudgebunniesfudging - October 24, 2008 6:18 PM
NIPPLE
50. Sgt. C. Foxtrot - October 24, 2008 6:34 PM
@38
She's not Korean, for one.
For two? For two, you deserve a hot poker up your ass.
WUT? I hear your dad does that one for you. :D
51. SueMe - October 24, 2008 8:55 PM
#42 don't you know most of those types of reality shows work like that?
52. Rabbit - October 24, 2008 10:20 PM
She is harsh looking... but Hell, I'd hit it twice!
53. indrani - October 24, 2008 10:59 PM
That is MAD NIPPLE there! That's no shadow. Look at it!!!! And it's high on her breast b/c her breasts are FAKE. SO they don't droop, they sit high. That is absolutely, most definitely a NIPPLE, and a far more obvious ones that most posted and blurred out there.
54. gerard Vandenberg - October 25, 2008 12:13 AM
be sure: PRESIDENT BUSH TOO, folks!!
55. TJ - October 25, 2008 1:56 AM
Hey Retards!
That is totally NOT a piece of her nip. Get a grip and take care of business. She is attractive and short. Although she is not showing a piece of boob (This time.)
56. Kodos - October 25, 2008 10:42 AM
@50
Hey dummy, she is of Vietnamese decent.
Korean has nothing to do with it. Learn your slurs, jackass.
And you call yourself Sgt.?
Stick it up your own ass.
57. Kahlee - October 25, 2008 1:09 PM
@56 read #50 post again CAREFULLY.
58. Kahlee - October 25, 2008 1:13 PM
btw of course thats not nipple! But then again I wouldn't exspect the male readers of the superficial to have a very accurate idea of the female anatomy. If you've ever seen a real breast there is no way you could think that.
59. andy - October 25, 2008 7:14 PM
she's shown her tits enough that you should be able to recognize her nipples. That's just a shadow from one of the little frilly bits on the cup of her bodice. It is said she is dating friends on a sports daing site ===mysportsdate.com--- Her sexy photos are found there,
60. SD - October 26, 2008 12:05 AM
Those half naked dudes are from "Thunder from Down Under" that plays nightly at the Excalibur. Too bad they didn't get the cute ones to show up.