Oct 21 2008Tara Reid still wearing a bikini

FIST!

OK! They terrorists have finally won! Imposing pictures of Tara Reid on us has broken our will and destroyed our way of life.

Nevertheless, I'd hit it.

She should wear a one piece or boy shorts swim suit to flatter her body.

What made her decide to sleep in a box of prunes?

What made her decide to sleep in a box of prunes?

NO, I didn't think it was worth saying twice. Fucking computer.

She already looks like Magda from "There's Something About Mary" -

"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

Shes doing a public service! not to take the easy way out when it comes to hard work,,,lazy fucks...

would someone please buy this "woman" a mirror

LMAO at # 4 LOL

the last pic.......that's how i'd hit iiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Is she hanging out with Amy Winehouse? That crack'll age you fast!

At least her stomach isn't as bad as it used to be. It's still messed up...but not as much as before.

Seriously.. Kate Gosselin's tummy tucked stomach looks better than Tara's. Kate's was free, and I'm guessing Tara actually paid for hers.. I'd demand a refund!

@13 - Beat me to it

@13: So, so true.

Wait, wasn't her stomach looking worse than that? I saw pic of her looking much worse than this. Still, her mid section looks weird. I'd still bang her. She's still got something over an average woman.

She looks fine, I don't get it. Stop nitpicking, she is very attractive overall.

#18 what might that something be? Oh, yeah, that's right: SuperHerpes. I almost forgot. That and enough extra skin hanging off her midsection to cover a 67 Cadillac Sedan Deville. I'd it it with a shovel to keep it away from my kids.

Buncha Alzheimers patients here today. Previously we've seen pictures of her John McCain butt and her butchered boob job, but now they must have magically fixed themselves, because some are saying she's attractive except for the tummy bumps. Like infants who think stuff only exists when they look at it.

The rack is looking good. The stomach and ass give me shivers, and not in a good way. Still, you know you'd hit it if just given the chance.

I don't get it. Unless she lost a tremendous amount of weight her skin shouldn't have the elasticity of a 70 year old.

Anyway, it really serves her right for using plastic surgery as an alternative to exercise. Lazy bitch. Hope her liver rots away.

I'd hit it if given the chance??? Really???

Guys who have done the casual-sex thing enough times know that there are times when an attractive girl gets her clothes off and you discover something...ugh. Like the time I'll never forget that a girl with one of the best asses I've ever seen got naked with me and let me run my hands over her HAIRY ASS. Yes, hair on the butt cheeks themselves. No, not peach hair. Dark hair. In all my binge drinking since then, I've killed many brain cells but not the ones that store that very vivid memory. Thank you God.

So, no thanks on Tara. Running my hands over her bumpy tummy and over her collapsed butt are experiences that I don't want stored in my brain. Plus, she's always drunk and there's a 50:50 chance she'll puke into your mouth, with some nice frothy semen on top from the bj she just completed with way too much drooling. Yeah, I think I'll pass on that magic.

i want to start a philanthropic cause to fix tara reid's stomach. the top third is looking pretty good. it's just the rest that makes my soul cry. and is that amy winehouse from three years ago? it looks like they are leaving a restaurant and amy pulled a fast one by hiding her left over mashed potatoes in tara reid's stomach. the british...so inventive...

This is stupid, she is still amazingly beautiful, her face is just so pretty!!!

I'm sure I've seen those girls in a zoo with a cute baby black faced animal clutching one with its face to the other.

I give her another 18 months until her money and 'fame' run out.
Porn is waiting for you Tara.

When I initially saw Tara Reid in a bikini a question came to mind, "Would I rather have a pretty face with a nasty body, or vice versa?" The answer really is I don't know. She's pretty in the face, but her body needs to stay covered up yo!

#24 Rick - I'm not sure I'd equate the opportunity to have sex with a well-above average looking woman with an admittedly questionable stomach who has appeared in a couple of hundred million dollar earning movies to encountering a hairy ass on some random chick you met in a bar. I think I'd still take the chance on Tara.

I am so glad that I am not the only one who saw Magda in those pictures.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF BLEACHED BLOND HAIR AND FAKE BOOBS!!!

lmao@the guys saying they'd still "hit it". This girl has destroyed her own body with relentless partying and botched unnecessary plastic surgery. But she buys a bottle of peroxide and a couple of implants (put in during yet another poorly done surgery, complete with nipple scarring) and the guys still swoon. She beats a blowup doll, sure, but just barely. So I guess she's your perfect girlfriend after all.

I think they make bathing suits that cover the abdomen while still showing off those big jugs. Oh well. At least she's wearing shorts.

22. craigj - October 21, 2008 12:44 PM

The rack is looking good.
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Apparently you haven't seen the wardrobe malfunction revealing the Frankennipples then.

http://images.phun.org//phun/galleries/tara_reid_nipslip/tara_reid_nipslip_10.jpg

what's with her tan!

She would look better with more eyeliner.

Is that a stubby rabbit's foot around her neck? Yuck.

Dammit!!!!! Everyone beat me to THE WHINEHOUSE CRACK. Crack...haha. Oh, also #34 I checked out that link. Yeah, she's got some scarrin goin on there..

How can there be a debate? She's the latest creation of Dr. Frankenstein. Who told the vision-impaired about this web site?

@ 32: True , still guys would hit her, me including, and everyone who denies that lies.

Tara,

You are quite attractive when compared to Madonna.

So is Richard Simmons, that fire-fro crotched bastard who stole my heart.

XOXOXOXO

- Randal

"still guys would hit her, me including, and everyone who denies that lies."

Have any of you ever gotten laid? With a girl under 200 lbs? A decent-looking, reasonably intelligent, employed guy could go out today and hook up with a girl who looks better naked than Tara.

Pretty much tells you who's writing the comments.

Ya know the Crypt Keeper's chick is kinda hot.....well considering his looks and all!

I'd say she's gonna end up working at sleezy biker rallies and stuff.

she still have great tits

What is up with half this girls pics looking doctored... first she has clay-mation stomach, then not so much... first you see cottage cheese thighs... then well, meh... still kind of cottage cheese thighs... just less cheesy?!?!

I would hit that $hlt till the bumper fell off and she gets hated on daily... since when does America hate bimbos with giant racks and a butterface?

Hey Mandy , looks like your jealous cause u never got laid.

She looks like one of the Nazi's in Raiders of the Lost Ark, when they opened the Ark and all the Nazi's melted. These pictures are taken "mid-melt".

#1 - Which is probably the command you gave your suck buddy last night right after he secured your wrists, huh?

Pig Face.

Absolutely disgusting. She should cover that nasty, crusty, filthy shit up before someone becomes traumatized.

Do you notice the way her right nipple is all perky and pointing like a headlight straight ahead, while the left one is pointing at the ground?

And then there were the pics a couple of months ago showing the butcher job around her nipples. Poor girl. She must have sub-zero self-esteem....

Her stomach looks like she got whacked with a hot frying pan.

Nasty cunt.

I wouldn't fuck her with Brooke Hogans cock. You call that filthy bitch a celebrity? Now, there is an example of "low standards".

Poor woman! She's not that old but it looks like she's been around the block quite a few times! Jeesh, if she looks like this NOW, what will she look like in 5-10 years? It's pretty obvious that GRAVITY is her #1 enemy!

god DAMN it, fish. stop doing this to us.

pray for mimi

Sweet Christ, make it go away. Using lipstick from 1983 is bad for your health. How old is she anyway?!

Tara get thee to P90X, fantastic workouts. I went from a 40 waist to a 32 waist in 3 months. Change your attitude, change your life.

Well, at least you spared us from having to see her disgusting melted ass again.....ugh! I need to get SO stoned to get that image out of my brain..........

Do you notice the way her right nipple is all perky and pointing like a headlight straight ahead, while the left one is pointing at the ground?
wow, of course, all ppl @ sportinglove.com notice that.......

Aha, here is Miss Chicklet Teeth again.
As if the botched surgery wasn't enough.
Besides, her shorts are for a 14-year old and the top of her bikini does not fit.

HEY SUPERFISH I AM IN THE US NOW YOU CAN'T PREVENT ME FROM POSTING, HA HAAAAA
(he filtered me out recently)

So, her necklace charms include a banana, a peace symbol, and a tiny jar of coke? Am I seeing this right?

FRANKENHOOKER !

Her stomach looks like the recipient of a skin graft from Denis Leary's face.

@2 lol!

Gonna' vomit....NOW! Get outta' my way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonna' vomit....NOW! Get outta' my way!!!!!!!!!

Her belly can be amputated, folks?
(americans love to fool themselves)

The moral of this story is ...... "The stress of being concerned about public opinion, can bring you much grief and misery." And even shorten your life.
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The
Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race at the local spring fair
one year, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again the very next day, and it won again.
The local paper read:

"PASTORS' ASS OUT FRONT"

Upon reading the paper the next morning, the Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity that he called the pastor to his office
and ordered him not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS"

This incensed the bishop and was too much for him. So he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun friend of his in a
nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:

"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The bishop fainted !
He informed the nun that this sort of publicity was unacceptable
and she would have to get rid of the donkey also. So she sold
it to a local farmer for $10.00. Again, hearing of news of the sale,
the next day the headlines in the paper read:

"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00"

The bishop could stand it no longer. The donkey and all it's publicity was
getting to be to much for him. They both had to go. So he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild
and set it free. The next day the headlines read:

"NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

The bishop was buried the following day.
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So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live a lot longer!

The moral of this story is ...... "The stress of being concerned about public opinion, can bring you much grief and misery." And even shorten your life.

The
Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race at the local spring fair
one year, and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race again the very next day, and it won again.
The local paper read:

"PASTORS' ASS OUT FRONT"

Upon reading the paper the next morning, the Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity that he called the pastor to his office
and ordered him not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS"

This incensed the bishop and was too much for him. So he
ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun friend of his in a
nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing of the news,
posted the following headline the next day:

"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The bishop fainted !
He informed the nun that this sort of publicity was unacceptable
and she would have to get rid of the donkey also. So she sold
it to a local farmer for $10.00. Again, hearing of news of the sale,
the next day the headlines in the paper read:

"NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00"

The bishop could stand it no longer. The donkey and all it's publicity was
getting to be to much for him. They both had to go. So he ordered the nun
to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild
and set it free. The next day the headlines read:

"NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE"

The bishop was buried the following day.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live a lot longer!

Tara has admitted to the bad bob job and crappy lipo on her stomach, but you can tell she's had lipo on her thighs too. Her veneers look like dentures as well. She is SO Magda (from "There's Something About Mary") and she's barely 30. Reason number 4,722 why you shouldn't drink your life away. Yuck.

She has man hands

OH WOW MAN!!-- WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS POOR WHITE GIRL!!!!

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She is beautiful, no matter what she wears. Every time i signed in
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know it is a site where singles can find their servious tall relationship. They love her so much.

poor tara. I guess thats the result of bad cosmetic surgery.

why does her stomach look like an overcooked hot dog. it looks like plastic, but her top fronts look amazing. are they fake?

I'm afraid I must disagree - her stomach looks much more like a Dali clock.

At least she's covering up that melted-plastecine ass! *shudder*

Too bad - she was hot in...um....you know...that slasher flick (scratching head)...wtf was it called...?

Put on some clothes, take off the make-up. (That bright powder pink lipstick has got to go. And go easy on the eye liner for Christ's sake).

WOOOOOOOoooooo!! WOOOOOOoooooooo!!

Its the Tara trainwreck.

God, white women have dreadful bodies

@28 "I give her another 18 months until her money and 'fame' run out.
Porn is waiting for you Tara."

Yeah, but only with Ron Jeremy.

man, she doesn't look good at all and yet, this is probably the best i have seen her look in a while. she would never have needed plastic surgery if she was willing to just workout. she has one of those classic scrawny-yet-flabby bods that really need to hit the gym. she has zero muscle tone on her.

I saw his profile on fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

I have a PhD in Bosomology (pronounced buzu'mo'tology) which is the study of the, er, bosom. I also have a PhD in Shitology (prounounced she'tolog), but I digress. I can wax quite lyrical over Tara's bosom, particularyly her right bosom which is a delight to my academic eye and a strain on the bikini top. However Bosomtology includes other related fields such as the relationship between the boso and, for example, the stomach. Alas, poor Tara, this is your downfall. Why ruin a perfect bosom by diverting attention to your tummy tuck. Couldn't a personal trainer have helped you out?

Oh how I wish to be FIRST but I live in a different time zone and am always piaced between 80 and 120. Cant you guys just hold your views until yours truely has posted a comment FIRST?

Excuse my typing errors dear friends. My prowess on the keyboard leaves much to be desired and my secretary is on leave. I have PhDs in Bosomotology (pronounced buzu'mo'tology) and Shitology (pronounced she'tology), University of Turdsburg..

i'd prolly still fuck her, but i'd make her open wide while i pinched a loaf in her mouth after.

That stomach is sick looking. Gross.

so ugly!

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Wow..., she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.