Oct 20 2008Tara Reid in a bikini (Daddy, is she melting?)

Somewhere a lonely camel is looking for its toe....

FIRST! ..and wtf

Man, what the fuck is going on with this broad?

Her skin looks like Janice Dickinson's, only she's half her age. Great lipo job Doc.

id still bang that ragged

One word: "Gross."

But seriously, WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER????

I thought she got her stomach fixed....guess not. I find it hard to believe that she's my age. I don't have a perfect body, either, but I still don't look like THAT.

That is some butt ugly camel toe..

WOOT!

That big old camel toe is the icing on the cake...

with all the work that has ever been done on joan rivers, and this is the best the plastic surgeons can do on tara reid?

I not only vomited in my mouth but on my shirt. And pants. And computer. Projectile is the word I'm looking for.

I not only vomited in my mouth but on my shirt. And pants. And computer. Projectile is the word I'm looking for.

do some sit ups or gain some weight to counteract that stomach

She just needs to get into a regular workout program.

Is this doctored? Seriously.

That is horrendous. How did a young woman with a previously hot body get in to such a state? How does one go about completely ruining themselves like that?

That dirty jew who did her surgery should have his license revoked. WTF look at her ass and stomach how does that happen??? its not just excessive drugs, sex and partying but damn EWW

seriously..
what's wrong with her skin?
that doesn't look real.

maybe she should call up kim k or serena williams and borrow some ass ...... thanks i had a big boner this morning when i got up....now its gone,where i dont.....

She actually doesn't look half bad in most of these pictures. I think you're clutching at straws here.

ya know... in all honesty, once you get past that first really bad one and the shot of her ass... she doesn't look That bad... her rack certainly is looking better an even downright good so I wonder if she got that butcherjob she had fixed up... guess we'll have to wait til she lets them fall out in public again.. which is only a matter of time.

I'd still fix her cable.

Why on earth does she look like that? I don't recall her ever being fat or even chubby. I can understand getting a boob job, but the stomach and ass? WTF? I feel sad for her. How horrible she must feel to look at herself in the mirror or a tabloid and know she paid for that disfigurement.

How about some EXERCISE ??!!??

That's what anyone but a walking twig would look like if someone took a picture of you mid-run. I think some of you just look at tabloids because you feel so shitty about your own pathetic little life that seeing a celebrity showing weakness just gets you off. Sick fucks.

Clearly the plastic surgeon replaced her anus with a black hole. That's why her ass is collapsing into it and "cameltoe" for her now looks like the back of a g-string bikini.

Nice b**bs! you surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on __Agelessmate.c om__ I mean, if you don't really care about the age, sometimes, you will enjoy somenthing better! kid u no!

That last pic of her ass is soooo not real ... It doesnt look that bad, look at pic #5, it cant be the same ass.

That last photo must be doctored.

I outweigh her by 30# -- at least -- and my ass and thighs don't look even remotely like that. And, yes, I've seen the view from the rear via digital camera.

And, alex, Tara Reid doesn't exercise. She's likely running 3 steps to her beer and cigarette.

throw her on her side and you could have a more intellectual conversation with her cooch than her real face.

The boobs look good. Rest of the body is what happens when you abuse alcohol and ding dongs.

I agree with people who say she actually looks good here, and that people who think otherwise are brainwashed by fake Hollywood ideals. That is the type of mentality that belongs in the past. Ever since the nuclear holocaust, THIS is what a hot girl looks like among the survivors. We all need to accept that and move on.

Her Plastic Surgeon and Miley Sirius Orthodontist ought to share the same jail cell,,,

Jesus. What the F--I don't know what to say...It must've been a combination of plastic surgery gone wrong, bad diet, and a massive lack of exercise. Oh yeah, and drug use? I don't know if drug use can turn you into a wrinkly, sagging, hanging, flesh-melting, crinkly monster, but I'm trying to find some explanation...

She needs to get some exercise, and not wear bikinis in public. I feel sorry for the chick.

I hate to rush to her defense, but i agree that these are probably doctored. The weird-skin-created-by-shadow pictures usually are. And what the hell is Splash News?

When were the Tara Reid defenders hired?

Shes perfect for the sequel to "curious case of Benjamin Button"

These pictures are only a little worse than lots of previous pictures of Tara. How can anybody be shocked that her body is falling apart given how she lives and the butchered plastic surgery she's had?

Every one of you idiots has a brain that's in worse shape than Tara Reid's butt.

Fish dude,

Did we piss you off? What did we do to make you so mad? First you punish us with that ass scary picture of Madonna hold her cock on stage and now these horrible pictures of Tara Reid. These pictures have the ability to turn most straight men gay.

Can we please have a new post?

OMG poor Tara-
And REALLY she has worked VERY hard to look like that...
So sad.

Why, I believe Ms. Reid is auditioning for the role of the young Madonna....

What's really weird is these are apparently modeling shots - see her looking at her bikini top several times? Those beads are supposed to tell how strong the UV is - they darken with high UV, lighten when it's less. Who the heck would hire a partial-birth raisin to model their swimwear line? Oh, really? Hefner? Well, that explains a lot.

Well, she looks better than my wife. And guys, God did invent the light switch, blinds and a pillow for just this reason.

The only parts that aren't sagging are made of silicone.

WTF!! her has lookes like and old lady's

Nice floppy meat curtains...

Good god!

These pictures are definitely doctored. She obviously doesn't look nearly as good as she did back before she had any of this surgery...but her ass DEFINITELY doesn't look like that last picture and I'm sure he stomach doesn't look that bad either.

What a monstrous ass... for me to blow a monstrous load on.

she really does look awful.
i thought she'd had her plastic surgery fixed, but i guess theres only so much you can do to someone that had every ounce of fat sucked out for no reason.
either that or she cant afford to get it fixed since "taradise" got cancelled

Great Gertie what a gash! That's not a camel toe, it looks like someone hacked her cooter with a machete.

That poor dumb bitch. God, so my girls have awful body image to the point where they wear the chastest clothes everywhere, even the beach, yet Frankenstein here parades her ruined mess of a body around like it should be fucked by something other than a desperate hobo, old man, or male prostitute. I am disgusted.

that vag must be starved, it's eating her swim bottoms. my penis just retreated!

Liposuction!

Why not just wear a one piece? Would that be so difficult? It wouldn't take care of the camel toe, but at least it would cover her stomach.

you know, i would actually hit the top third (read: boobs on up) of that. but then if the rest of it started trying to get in on the action, i don't know what i would do. i think i would set the top third down and calmly back off as my dong slinks into a somber depression as it realizes it's about the have to get with "eggyolkio" from Ren & Stimpy. and they said cartoons were just drawings...pfft, women...

Don't kid yourselves that almost all of you wouldn't hit this in an instant if given the opportunity. She is still hotter than most of the women you all know, let alone the ones that would even consider sleeping with you.

ok, i know some of these have been photoshopped (duck-billed camel toe?) but there's still no excuse for having a 78-year-old body when you're like 28.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Seeing this just killed my appetite. Looks like I can stay on the diet just by seeing these photos.

What a travesty of science she has become.
Hard to believe that is Bunny Lebowski we are looking at here.

nothing else in this world ups my self esteem about my fat ass quite like these pictures ...

She's the walking definition of "skinny fat." Nasty.

Obviously a photo-shop job. Look at the two pics of her walking from behind, two completely different lower bodies???????????????????

She's famous for two things: being a fall-down drunk, and botched plastic surgery. She has a body to fit. There's nothing photoshopped here.

OMG she has Camel Toe...ewwwwwwwwww!

OMG she has Camel Toe...ewwwwwwwwww!

not a nice ass
but the boobs look hot

you can't always have it all

Her implants look just like Lindsay's.

Tara and Madonna have some nasty crusty bodies that no woman under 55 would be proud of. Filthy slut.

wow, i had no clue that was bunny lebowski!
thats horrible!

Thanks for ruining my Monday. I'm going to buy some bleach & douse my eyes...

That is the camel toe to end all camel toe. Lawrence of Arabia would be mystified by that thing. Osama bin Laden saw it and felt homesick. That thing would start a blood feud in Yemen.

Booz does a body good, kids! Shit, she doesn't have any money to get her botched stomach fixed. That is tah sad.

Anyone who thinks she looks hot must either be paid or have an equally horrid looking body.

She looks awful, Hollyweird or not! Every carhop and waitress in L.A. looks better than that slug.

EWWWWWWWWW

I vomited and had diarrhea simultaneously.

I'm now going to purge with some Mila Kunis, or, as I like to say: "I'm going to check out some of Mila's kunis."

Heh.

Oh, piss off....

She's not looking stellar, I'll be honest with you. But dudes don't look good in bikini's either. I do think she could very much benefit from a layer of courtesy fat. Some how she has too much skin or something? I don't know. Maybe a diet of Stoli and menthols isn't good for you. Should we look into that?

Yuck. This is the grossest thing I've seen in a long long time. I got goose bumps she's that gross. Isn't she like in her twenties?!? Bitch should be ashamed of herself and not got flaunting that ugly ass messed up body of hers in public. It's called decency, Tara.

such a shame, she use to be soooo hot as well.

also note the worlds worst camel toe in the main pic, sic!!!!!

If you try hard the first picture can be really cute - look - if her body were a face then it would be sucking on a lemon, plus that's one helluva Kirt Douglas Spartacus chin pussy

It's good, cos I always wanted to go the Grand Canyon but I just haven't had time, but she's been nice enough to carry it about with her where her vagina should be for me to look at.

HOLY SHIT!!!

That runny pudding ass must have been photoshopped. But that 90-year old stomach, I believe that one.

At least she got a decent tit job - now if she would only keep her pants on.

The 14th/15th pics are photoshopped, but the rest ain't so grand, either.

HAHAHA for all you fat fucks saying she is gross, vomiting and all sorts of outrageous pussy-ass reactions, let me laugh at you. Specially #76 & #78.

Here in this site they can post pictures of the hottest chick sporting Shrek's ass (green and all) and you would still be having goose bumps/diarrhea believing them. That's the problem with you all Hollywood fans. You believe everything placed in front of your eyes.

I particularly don't like her, but these pictures have been obviously doctored. You can easily see it comparing pictures #5 and #14. And I believe this is not the first time they do this with pics of her. Remember the scam of Victoria Beckham's leg?

Lighten up, dummies.

She's obviously running in that really bad one. God, just give her a break! she still has a better body than most people. Also, her face is gorgeous!

She looks like a used blow up doll!

in all honestly... my 66 year old grandmother has a better ass in a bikini than that... and she had 5 kids....

disgusting

what the fuck

She's disgusting. Plain and simple. A disgusting hag with the body of an old lady.

Cover that nasty crusty shit up Tara!

clearly a bad photoshop work made for stupid that believe everything that this shit pages post.

There once was a woman named Tara
Whose skin looks like Yogi Berra
It's flabby and thin
But when it catches the wind
They could both sail the French Riviera

This is what happens when you opt for liposuction when what you really should be doing is giving up your all-liquid diet, eating a chicken breast once in awhile, and living something heavier than a shot glass.

I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.

Can those be real? I mean she's in her 30's not her 70's...Like, I don't see what she could have done to her skin to make it looks like that...I'm really at a loss

@94 dude where have you been? LIPOSUCTION! Gee, it's been out for a while! It's not photoshop, what about all those pics from before!

and to the people thinking she has a great bod but we don't see it because of fake hollywood ideals, this happened to her because she was trying to fit hollywood standards while being as lazy as possible. So I'm not saying lets all bash her but defending that monstrosity?

The pic of her ass looks photoshopped. If it really looked like that, she would wear a sarong.

The pic of her ass looks photoshopped. If it really looked like that, she would wear a sarong.

holy shit, i've seen better ass in granny porn..

fuck i just had another look and my peepee got shocked so much i now have a camel toe

She looks Quite hot for being 73 years old.

Is she still waiting for the writer's strike to end? LOL

That cameltoe is as pronounced as John McCain's dementia and Sarah Palin's mental retardation (or, as she calls it, her "Trig-onometry").

that cameltoe almost made me throw up, have a violent case of explosive diarrhea, and a seizure.

Just don't take her out for Mexican if you're planning to punish yourself by having sex with her. The sight of her collapsed asscheeks flapping violently when she farts would be enough to make you both blind and deaf.

Good god in heaven!

I really just don't understand! Where did all that extra skin come from?!! I don't recall her being fat or bloaty, I really do believe it is just MELTING off of her. This looks like what happened when my baby sister left the silly puddy out back on the picnic table!

#26 & #54- Thanks. just spit wine all over my keyboard. :-D

She was a big party girl and now it is showing.

I should know, hanging around bars constantly, that alcohol can shoot a broad's looks to shit...

She also reminds me of those women you pick up that look really hot until you remove their clothes...

*shudder*

Kee ryste. It's like she was made in China by 5-cent-a-day laborers using defective "Hot Chick" parts.

She's got John McCain's ass and Sarah Palin's vag (right after Trig's anvil head came out).

Photoshopped? HELL NO. I used to work in a plastic surgeon's office, and new patients would come in with complaints of botched lipo jobs all the time that looked exactly like this. It's what happens when you do lipo on some one who doesn't need it. (it works best on stubborn pockets of fat-- like "saddlebags",) also, if the surgeon isn't careful, the cannula they use can leave divots under the skin making it look dimpled and deformed, especially when there isn't very much adipose (fat) tissue to work with in the first place.

Simply put, this is merely the result of too much money and not enough common sense. (Hollywood in a nutshell).

ahhhhahahHAHA

Her ass/legs literally look like a pair of those weird baggy trousers (sweatpants) the only difference is instead of being grey and needing ironed it's skin coloured and real.

o_O

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I think the reason her body is like that is because after liposuction your skin is left dimpled if you put on weight again, because you literally can't put weight back on in the same place (because they have removed the fat cells where fat would be stored and grow) so it gets pushed to the side a little instead, and what happens is you get fat again but you're left with all these little dents where the fat was sucked out and can never return.

ahem. Technically...

It's even worse when skinny or normal weight people get lipo because the will inevitably put on weight and be left with horrible skin/bodies even though they are not fat.

Just look it up. It's a well known side-effect of lipo. I found out about it like 5 years ago and to this day whenever the word lipo is mentioned it is accompanied by the word 'dimpling' in my head..
I guess she thought it was worth the risk but I feel quite sorry for her. Every celebrity has had plastic surgery and it goes wrong for barely none of them. Seems she ended up with all the bad luck and side-effects that should have been shared out amongst all celebrities.

I'm glad they "INVENTED" porn movies, folks!!

I guess this is what happens when you treat your body like a cesspool.

She's disgusting. I'd have to be rolling, drunk, on xanax bars and blind to fuck her in the dark. That shit is nothing to be proud of, she should cover it up as a public service!

Remember when she used to be gorgeous - N A T U R A L L Y ?

She was so insecure that she went for .... THIS?

pray for Tara! She needs Gods attention! Pray that she finds that guidance.

#109, Still boring? Wow! Good one! Still not eligible to walk on the same fucking ground as me, and still looking like a fucking idiot trying to play around in my world. I'm in the big leagues and you're in the fucking small leagues. Whatever you have to say about any comment I make, my comment counts and yours fucking doesn't, get it? I count, you don't. I will ALWAYS be a winner, and you will ALWAYS be a loser. Yeaaah, you got it :)

I would hammer that shit.

Who are you guy's kidding? Tara is perfect! Yea, the only thing that splurged over my computer stuff was jizz. Yummy!! She is so hot! Her body is amazing, completely flawless from head to toe. She is seriously the hottest babe on the planet. Watch out Audriana Lima. Tara is coming through. Yumm. That's all I can say. Her ass is so nice, and her tits. WOW!!! Best tits ever. I would motor boat her all day long. Imagine how nice she is in bed. Tara Reid= Beautiful!!

The truth.. I agree.. Just take a look.. They have photoshopped all of her pics. This video proves it! http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/20/tara-reid-optical-confusion/

Normally, you see a girl with a not-so-hot bod, and you think "I'll do her in the ass" instead.

Then you look at her ass..................................

Tara Reid's belly has been fukced up ever since she had a back alley lipo job by some hack for free. These dumb ass Hollywood chicks think it's a bargain getting free work done by unskilled plastic surgeons who want to make a name for themselves by naming the various "starlets" they've worked on.

PS: What positive word of mouth advertising - hack a drunk floozie to bits now everyone comes running for your "services"!

I come here because of the spot on realism. My god, have they nothing else to photoshop. This is a really bad job. Bob is your uncle and weave is the sport now ladies.

She was so beautiful!

geez, can't she put some photoshop on that stomach? what created that ass?

That won't be fixed by sit ups, that is her SKIN that is fucked up and scarred. Her actual muscels underneath maybe completely toned for all we know.

Although since its Tara I'm assuming not.

honestly, she really isnt in as bad of shape as so many are saying. I mean all you have to do is watch Dr 90210 and you will see some truly saggy skin. I'm sure she has a godd heart, is still comfortable enough to be wearina a bikini and has a cute face.. We should give her a little slack. Genetics are also hugely responsible. Focus on the good....none of us are perfect9

So sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know she got botched plastic surgery but there's obviously some photoshop going on here. Look at her two ass pictures, one's perfectly fine, the other looks like cottage cheese. Taken at almost the same time. You people are idiots.

She got some nasty lipo done. There's no photo-shopping going on here. She had the fat sucked out of her body now it is like a loose deflated balloon. Bend this way, it shows, bend that way, it doesn't. That ass is truly frightening.

It's not rocket science, #132.

OMG!!! I wouldn't let my own dog fuck her! I wouldn't let my worst enemy fuck her.... Anyone know how to clean puke out of a keyboard????

She's uglier that John McCain's smile.

LMAO @ #102

LMAO @ #102

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I blame inbreeding. The photoshopper is inbred.

I blame inbreeding. The photoshopper is inbred.

In all her cottage cheese glory, I would still fuck her before that smelly gorilla Serena Williams.
She reminds me of the joke about the bear and rabbit in the forest where the bear asks if the rabbit can get shit out of his fur. He replies 'no' and the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Not that I'm saying she wipes her ass with a rabbit. But you get my drift.

Some of those pics, i am like "yeah...i'd hit it".
Some of them i think "i'd let her blow me"
And the rest of them, i throw-up a little in my throat.

boobies are nice though. who cares about a stomach? i like her boobies. her boobies are nice though. i like her boobies a lot though. boobies. boobies.

i'll tear that ass up!

Her stomach looks like my grandmother's face.

She is very hot and beautiful for a 73 year old.

I saw better looking men in drag every day in jail. Then they pounded my ass to a frenzy. Now I'm back home giving Brooke head.

Her baithing suit has a built in vagina.

Her baithing suit has a built in vagina.

These pictures from behind are really bad. This stretched out skin can happen to young women who are constantly dieting and are malnourished. Diet is an integral part to having beautiful healthy looking skin. In addition, years of using tanning beds along with extreme dieting can leave even the most youthful woman with sagging skin. These photos of her ass and thighs should be enough to keep women away from tanning beds and starving themselves to look good. Yes, you might look sexy in clothes when you are very thin, but when the clothing comes of ...

Someday that gal will be an old, drunken bag lady, still wearing a bikini. *SHUDDER*

I think the last two photos of her from behind were photoshopped-they don't look anything like the first one. As far as her stomach goes--I bet half of you on here that made bad comments about her, still don't look half as good as she does.

That cannot be her real ass. Seriously. That is fake.

That's her real ass and her cameltoe and that gal is an old drunken bag lady now.

What's wrong with you all? Cut the girl a break. She is not fat...or out of shape...or showing the obvious signs of poor nutrition as some of you suggested. She really did have botched plastic surgery and unfortunately, some things just can't be fixed once they are done improperly. I know she made the choice to have the surgery, but ultimately she is a victim and now you are all rallying to trash her. I say good for her that she's gained enough self confidence and grace to except her body flaws and all and still relax with friends in a bikini.

She is busy with her online dating thing, Her profile was seen at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ yesterday.

I have 2 kids and my stomach looks way better than hers!

EWWW! Ay Dios mio, sacame los ojos! (Screaming!!!)

Holy shit on a shingle...I out weigh her by at least 80 lbs and my thighs look NOTHING, not even close to that. Maybe cuz I've been riding my bike for 25 years. Holy God, take a run up a hill bitch! Gagging!!!!

Obviously not fake. That is sick, how can she walk around like that, not saying she should be ashamed and stuff but cover up better, where a one piece and some shorts.

Wow..., she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

Daaaaaaamn! I wonder what all of the racists on this site are saying about Tara Reid? They dogged Serena Williams in her bikini, but man this broad is complete and utter white trash. Her ass looks like.....man i dont even know what to say, never seen anything comparable, maybe two rotten bananas alongside each other?

Those boobs are POST-surgery? My God.

I'd totally still hit it. Go Tara go! Wait, that's my hand. Now get on my penis. Oh yeaaa. C'mon guys, does every woman have perfect skin? Women's imperfections is where true feminine beauty lies. Trust me, I know better than all of you self-proclaimed chronic masturbators. I hit Tara's siter back in high school - so talking bout 2nd degree and all.

I think this is all photoshoped! I now for her stomach but her ass is tight!!!
I love you Tara!!!