Oct 24 2008Spencer Pratt hearts gay marriage
To all the readers who thought Spencer Pratt is gay, give yourselves a big ol' pat on the back. Turns out that, despite their staunch Republican upbringing, Heidi and Spencer are huge supporters of same-sex marriage. Especially Spencer. The guy loves it (I mean, LOVES it) and couldn't help but share his feelings with E! News:
"I think it's your own choice," Montag said last night at the opening of Svedka presents Hollywood, DC: Lights! Camera! Election!, an art show at the World of Wonder Storefront Gallery in Hollywood. "I think, you know, whoever you decide to marry—boys, girls, whatever you like—it's up to you."
Pratt credits his girlfriend's glam squad with his open-mindedness. "Heidi's hair and makeup people are my favorite people in the world and they happen to be gay," he said. "So if they wanna go marry each other, good for them."
But don't worry; they're still huge supporters of John McCain who, surprisingly, hasn't locked these two in Guantanamo Bay before he dives even further in the polls (There's still time, Senator. Maverick their asses!):
They don't think Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama will hurt Sen. McCain. "I think McCain is strong and great," Montag cooed. "And, you know, who needs Colin Powell?"
Heidi Montag: a vapid, mountain of chin and funbags dismissing the career of Colin Powell. Only in America, folks. In the meantime, I included just one pic of Spencer on this post and the rest are all Heidi - which I now realize is like putting a birthday hat on a tumor: Cute, but what the fuck?
Reader Comments
1. sarahzook - October 24, 2008 4:21 PM
DIE. STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM
2. hhhhhh - October 24, 2008 4:22 PM
FIRST?
3. kay - October 24, 2008 4:23 PM
I second that
4. twzzlrgirl - October 24, 2008 4:26 PM
Ok, yes they are ridiculous and stupid and cheesy as shit, but that post, Superfish, was priceless. I'm still laughing...hat on a tumor! Cute but what the fuck!
:)Twizzy
5. in the minority (aka i have a 3-digit iq) - October 24, 2008 4:27 PM
um.. she really is an idiot. so she purports to be for gay marriage, but the first thing out of her mouth is that she thinks it's a choice.
seems analogous to mccain's harping on obama's lack of experience and then choosing for his running mate a woman whose experience consists of shooting wolves and failing to have the talk with her daughter. also, how republicans whine about the evils of "big government" while they in turn invade the privacy of americans (read: the patriot act, attempts to overturn roe v. wade, and this insane ban on gay marriage).
don't like gay marriage? don't have one. oh wait, i'm pontificating in words that are neither vulgar nor convoluted. i better go back to blogging on the dailykos.
6. BIRD WHISPERER - October 24, 2008 4:28 PM
i SAID YOU WOULD STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM! 'SDLGJKDS'FLKGHJ
7. BIRD WHISPERER - October 24, 2008 4:29 PM
U SAID YOU WOULD STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM! 'SDLGJKDS'FLKGHJ
8. H - October 24, 2008 4:31 PM
FISH! You said you'd stop it with this nonsense!
9. STOP THIS CRAP - October 24, 2008 4:32 PM
stop posting photos of these SUPER douche bags. I can't stand that guy he need to have a plane crash on him from a attack of something that goes PEWPEWPEW die mo fo
10. stop it right fucking now - October 24, 2008 4:35 PM
seriously, unless the one with boobs is showing them stop fucking posting about these two. everytime you do a baby kills jesus, so you're directly responsible for Christs death
11. ishi-san - October 24, 2008 4:37 PM
YOU PROMISED US NOT TO POST ABOUT THEM ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. easymilt - October 24, 2008 4:39 PM
Dude, STOP POSTING ABOUT THOSE TWO DIMWITS.
You promised and lied to all of us. We don't care to hear about them. Do you want us to stop reading your blog? WTF
13. Oh no! - October 24, 2008 4:40 PM
Mr. Fish, YOU PROMISED!!! She is not in a bikini, nor are they dead. These idiots are not newsworthy, even for this site. Please, for the love of God, stop posting about them!
Oh, and #5, you are so smart. I'm really impressed by your pretentious vocabulary! However, most intelligent people I know don't boast about their IQ (and since 100 used to be the norm, I'm not sure that the "3-digit" boast is so impressive anymore). Just sayin.
14. Derek - October 24, 2008 4:40 PM
I HATE THEM. Bikini pictures only (except for the one with the gun-that was funny)
15. Nutsack - October 24, 2008 4:43 PM
HA! Fish didn't just make these asswads more famous. He just fucking destroyed them in Republican circles. You can't support gay marriage and be a Republican. That's like trying to be a Nazi but you love Jews. They're going to lose their hedge funds and secret decoder rings.
Except for Spencer who left his up a dudes anus in the Philippines.
16. Jamie's Uterus - October 24, 2008 4:43 PM
I thought you were going to stop posting about these 2 pieces of shit, unless that disgusting Heidi wore a bikini?
17. Skeps - October 24, 2008 4:44 PM
You know, as long as it's not the usual stupid fucking photo shoots, I'm ok with news about them, or i guess i should say news involving them. this post for example is actually interesting, so kudos you airheaded douchbags for making it back
18. FRIST!!! - October 24, 2008 4:47 PM
Super-douche powers...ACTIVATE!!
Form of a q-tip
Shape of ...an ear canal
Now shove it in past the point of resistance please
19. Naddy - October 24, 2008 4:48 PM
ok thats it! everytime you post about them Imma...Imma...Umm.....I will.....randomly punch someone..If I end up in jail its all your fault
20. Randal - October 24, 2008 4:50 PM
Hey you two, thanks for stopping in again for I missed the both of you yesterday. Thanks for sharing your photos and lives with us here at the Fish.
Spencer, who and what people are, are who and what people are and there's nothing wrong with that. It's what makes us who we are. Your comments only goes to show how level headed and mature you've become.
Heidi, looking as beautiful as always. Love your smile!
Randal
21. Allen's Woody - October 24, 2008 4:50 PM
WTF Fish! Are these two fuckbags that interesting??? Why don't ever post the pics I've sent you of Soon Yi's clinical exams!
22. dude - October 24, 2008 4:50 PM
The Fish's Credibility
(1998-2008)
RIP
23. mer - October 24, 2008 4:51 PM
Didn't you say we wouldn't have to see these two anymore?
Seriously, please end it.
24. Naddy - October 24, 2008 4:52 PM
Id tell ya where Id put diamonds on her bloody breakfast maybe she will choke and die
25. Sirkowski - October 24, 2008 4:54 PM
DO NOT WANT
26. grobpilot - October 24, 2008 4:54 PM
See the size of that turdball's foot? You know what they say about the size of the feet corellating to the size of the pussy, right?
27. Jon - October 24, 2008 4:56 PM
Please, for the love of anything good this country last left, let us stop posting about these 2 diseases...
Seriously, I know everyone would like to see them fall down a ditch and never come out but I have a much crueler end in mind:
STOP GIVING THEM THE PUBLICITY THEY CRAVE....
I hate to get serious here but we must root out the notion that it's ok to be a celebrity for the sake of being one.
28. FRIST!!! - October 24, 2008 4:59 PM
Did anybody watch the video?
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
29. Jonny D - October 24, 2008 5:01 PM
Not much more to add but STOP IT PLEASE. NO MORE posts of this lantern jawed ho bag.
30. claire - October 24, 2008 5:03 PM
umm... am I missing something? I thought these 2 had fallen into the depths of a "no one cares, so I'm not posting about them" hell hole.
where the fuck is paris?
31. claire - October 24, 2008 5:09 PM
btw, I don't read any other tabloid journalism blogs. I read this one because, well, let's face it, you're fucking hilarious. stop posting about speidi or I will revoke my love of the superficial and take my reading elsewhere.
32. BEAM - October 24, 2008 5:10 PM
When did this site turn into Daily Kos? Everyday it's Republicans this and Republicans that.
BRING BACK THE FUNNY!!
33. obannion - October 24, 2008 5:14 PM
ok i see what's going on here now...the superficial is on the payroll of the obama campaign along with speidi...those 2 geniuses are always on here, but only when they're pseudo supporting john mccain...cool now i know! maybe they'll stop being posted on here after the election!
34. Rowan - October 24, 2008 5:16 PM
WTF?!?! You said you weren't posting about these two douchebags anymore?! I'm SO annoyed!!!!!
35. everybody - October 24, 2008 5:18 PM
#32 - here's something funny: John McCain still thinks he can win the election!
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36. Integrity Check - October 24, 2008 5:19 PM
"However, to show that I'm not an unreasonable man and for the sake of journalist integrity, I will make the following exceptions in allowing you on this site:
1. Heidi wears a bikini.
2. Heidi covers her topless chest in maple syrup while stumping for Sarah Palin at a Klan rally."
So which of these conditions have been met?
37. freeside - October 24, 2008 5:25 PM
Why do you secretly love these two morons? Especially Spencer. I'm guessing you're a HUGE supporter of gay marraige, too.
38. Twinkie - October 24, 2008 5:26 PM
What the fuck, Fish?
I thought we were on a douche twin moratorium?
39. Anu - October 24, 2008 5:27 PM
where's the big 'ol fake engagment ring?
40. savage beast - October 24, 2008 5:27 PM
DUDE....you are clearly smashing your self-imposed no D-bag twins rule. I had hope for the future of the site, but now I just can't tell. Please for all of our sakes dont post anymore pictures of these morons...unless of course the chin flashes her lunkers!
41. Davey - October 24, 2008 5:31 PM
Don't post them at all. Not even bikini pictures, coz who the fuck wants to see an ugly ghostly Jay Leno with implants?
42. Matt - October 24, 2008 5:37 PM
You really should stop posting about them.
43. YOU IDIOT! - October 24, 2008 5:42 PM
the Cabbage Patch doll and a horse.. again?? YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH THEM SUPERFICIAL. THAT OR THEY'RE PAYING YOU. NOBODY WOULD CARE IF THEY DIED RIGHT NOW.
44. Infected Boil - October 24, 2008 5:42 PM
Dear Superficial Writer,
I stumbled upon this site recently and have enjoyed the posts and commentary. I do believe you are letting down your most loyal fans by posting pictures and articles about "these two douche bags." I don't really think you care, as people seem to take sick pleasure out of writing perverse and disgusting comments about them...and they just don't stop.
I will say that if the posts about people of this type continue, I will not visit this site any longer. Others may do the same, I'm not sure. But I would think that you should keep interest level up in your site, as the ad revenue and traffic play an important part of your income. How else are you going to pay for the hookers and penicillin?
Next time, don't post about these douche bags because people think you are becoming one too.
45. Guest - October 24, 2008 5:45 PM
Umm....didn't you say there would be no more posts about these two?
Nobody cares about them && it pisses us off when they're on here.
46. BraskyBuzzonSOB - October 24, 2008 5:48 PM
Seriously this is getting old! STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM!!!! (unless they die)
47. mike - October 24, 2008 5:56 PM
Why do you guys continue to post about these two fucktards. Especially after you claim your going to stop. I don't even wanna see any bikini pics. Unless they die, nobody cares.
48. Matthew - October 24, 2008 6:00 PM
again stop posting those two SERIOUSLY and they doucebags and also they should get cat aids!
49. Ac - October 24, 2008 6:02 PM
you promised. you promised not to post about them, fish. I am so sad.
50. lame - October 24, 2008 6:16 PM
REALLY DO NOT WANT
51. Jason - October 24, 2008 6:23 PM
Please stop. While I don't mind looking at photos of her, this guy (especially the headline pic) makes me want to punch him in the face.
52. Geoff - October 24, 2008 6:28 PM
Fish, dude. NOBODY wants to hear about these two douches. STOP IT!!!!!
53. Barney - October 24, 2008 6:50 PM
You promised to stop dedicating any more posts to these jackasses!
54. WTF - October 24, 2008 6:52 PM
Seriously, wtf, you said you'd stop. STOP IT. They are fucking losers.
55. bob - October 24, 2008 6:59 PM
STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM!!!
56. Erin - October 24, 2008 7:00 PM
Anyone else notice how bloodshot her eyes are??
57. meanmofo - October 24, 2008 7:17 PM
I know everyone thinks Spencer is a douche, and he is, but I have to say he is a least nailing a sweet piece of ass and making some serious dough in the process!
58. Friday - October 24, 2008 7:22 PM
The Superficial = Sell Out
LAME.
59. MOVE ALONG, ALREADY - October 24, 2008 7:25 PM
FUCK! Spencer's cock is totally in your mouth right this moment isn't it? I really can't even fathom any other reason why the fuck you posted about these two AGAIN.
60. Rant - October 24, 2008 7:56 PM
Democracy has failed. We voted this twats away, yet here they two days in a row.
Is Dalton McGuinty running this site?
61. meghanfish - October 24, 2008 7:57 PM
OH my god. Seriously look at the picture with spencer and the red balloon. I cannot imagine a creepier looking cheese-dick. If they read this site and see the type of the attention they're getting, there's no way they can enjoy it. These two are the dumbest fucking people ever, and the only people who follow what they do are (somehow) even more ridiculously stupid. Is heidi even registered to vote???
62. fuck speidi - October 24, 2008 7:57 PM
Fuck you for posting about these two douches again. I'm completely fucking done with this site, and after tonight I'm done with your mom as well.
63. Mardi - October 24, 2008 8:10 PM
I thought you were going to stop posting about these two doucheaters. This doesn't even come close to meeting either of your two criteria. The site was way better without them.
64. mafme - October 24, 2008 8:16 PM
You betrayed us. Once.. well... I understood. I saw that you had your reasons, you were vulnerable... but twice? Couldn't you have put the two pieces (of shit) in a single post? I'm hurting. Deep in my soul, I'm hurting.
65. Jaee - October 24, 2008 8:52 PM
I'm beggin, beggin, begging you...
Please don't post on Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt anymore.
I've been able to stand most of the posts about them, I've even laughed over some, but enough is enough. I can't take anymore of them...
And why hasn't someone shot them yet? C'mon, people, this is AMERICA!
teehee.
66. weirdo - October 24, 2008 8:57 PM
I'd fuck her stinky tight ass so fast and furiously that I'd have friction burns all over my cock!
67. Fred - October 24, 2008 9:08 PM
KILL these bastards
68. woot - October 24, 2008 9:15 PM
uh, anyone notice her eye is all red? PINK EYE?? Its from all the crap that comes out of her mouth... must have rubbed it in her eyes.
69. ali - October 24, 2008 9:25 PM
Heidi, you are a shining star, that will never be out-shined. here's to you, kiddo...
i love you.
70. biRD WHISPERER - October 24, 2008 9:41 PM
THESE TWO ARE SO STUPID THEY
<3
GAY's GETTING MARRIED
AND
SUPPORT SARAH AND MCCSAIN...........
PLEASE STOP THE POSTS ABOUT THIIS SHIT
71. biRD WHISPERER - October 24, 2008 9:41 PM
THESE TWO ARE SO STUPID THEY
<3
GAY's GETTING MARRIED
AND
SUPPORT SARAH AND MCCSAIN...........
PLEASE STOP THE POSTS ABOUT THIIS SHIT
72. Ryu - October 24, 2008 10:18 PM
WTF man, I'm sick of seeing these two fucking idiots.
73. CD - October 24, 2008 10:19 PM
I don't understand this. I don't understand why you keep putting these two people on here. I don't even know who they are. All they seem to do is go around posing in one ridiculous thing after another. It's almost like Tory Spelling and that guy she's married to, only these people get more notice, and for what, no one seems to know. Can't you find any pictures of anyone famous for SOMETHING?
74. BOYCOTT - October 24, 2008 10:31 PM
For this shit, I'm fucking BOYCOTTING Superficial for 1 week. BAN THESE FAKE SCUMS
75. Ramon M. - October 24, 2008 10:41 PM
NO. NO MORE.
76. Joe Casepack - October 24, 2008 10:44 PM
I'd like to do that chick and cut that dude's head off.
Just sayin
77. Bunnie - October 24, 2008 11:20 PM
Oh.. Fish.. I'm so disappointed.
78. mink - October 24, 2008 11:26 PM
make this stop.
79. Ben - October 24, 2008 11:37 PM
Stop posting about them pleeeeease. I don't even read the articles on these douches.
80. gerard Vandenberg - October 24, 2008 11:54 PM
thisone is easy, folks!!
WHEN YOUR GIRL IS NAMED heidi montag YOU'RE A FAGGOT YOURSELF!!
81. libtard - October 25, 2008 1:00 AM
YOU LIED, YOU FUCKING JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
82. Shep - October 25, 2008 1:24 AM
Spencer Pratt looks like Phill kessel's gay twin brother
http://cdn.nhl.com/bruins/images/upload/2007/06/kessel_phil_award250x300-3.jpg
83. repubtard - October 25, 2008 1:37 AM
DIE. Stop posting about them.
84. bort - October 25, 2008 4:10 AM
I'm going to stop coming to this shit website if you keep posting shit about them you wankers! you fucken asshats!!
85. IKE - October 25, 2008 5:06 AM
Lies, lies, lies.
Suuuure, you won't post about these two again.
86. Frank - October 25, 2008 7:27 AM
Look, stop these posts about these two morons. You said you would, and now here are their ugly mugs YET AGAIN! What's the point?
87. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason - October 25, 2008 9:29 AM
Don't like gay marriage? then don't have one or don't attend one, don't ruin other peoples opportunity to show their love and commitment to one another and thosse who support and love them.
Maybe the only sensible thing pratt face has ever said.
88. tubu - October 25, 2008 10:43 AM
To my surprise, someone saw her profile with hot & sexy photos and videos on the fitness & celebrity dating club^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^.
89. sirrix - October 25, 2008 10:55 AM
FISH - YOU PROMISED. Now who's the asshat? Douche.
90. natalie - October 25, 2008 11:06 AM
I thought The Superficial was not going to post anything about these douchebags anymore! Stop giving them publicity! They are the most annoying celebrities.
91. lisa - October 25, 2008 11:33 AM
You said you were not going to put up anything regarding these idiots again.
92. mamadough - October 25, 2008 12:19 PM
i used to respect your laser-shooting penis and love for women who actually beautiful. but no more! you are now on my shit list. fuck you fish!
93. Kahlee - October 25, 2008 12:53 PM
Heidi's face is so ugly! Have any of you boys actually looked north of her chest?
94. Bubbles - October 25, 2008 1:54 PM
Her face makes my blood boil cuz it is sooooooooooooooo annoying! Her ugly droopy eyes and big joker clown smile....and Spencer is such a homo. These 2 make me sick. They are beyond fake. Its appauling. All they want is attention...its disgusting.
95. Showibizkids - October 25, 2008 2:07 PM
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THESE ASS CLOWNS.
Hopefully they invested all of their money in the stock market.
96. fuck the fish. - October 25, 2008 3:32 PM
Hey writer, you suck. Majorly. I hope these two eat you alive.
97. DRock - October 25, 2008 4:27 PM
What ever happen to ignoring these two? ugh, enough already their 15 mins of fame have lasted a few years. In NO WAY are they worthy of the attention
98. Rio Brown - October 25, 2008 5:01 PM
Superficial Writer,
Okay, now you've broken your promise TWICE. Three strikes and I'm outta here, seriously. I think the readers have made it clear that we don't WANT to read, look at, or hear about these two.
Very, very disappointed almost ex-fan of your site.....
99. Jennie - October 25, 2008 5:17 PM
In case you haven't noticed...
BOTH John McCain and Barack Obama oppose gay marriage. Obama was the guy who thought of the Proposition 8 Bill in the first place, which is against gay marriage.
100. bob - October 25, 2008 7:52 PM
OH my god. Seriously look at the picture with spencer and the red balloon. I cannot imagine a creepier looking cheese-dick, It issaid she is dating friends on ----mysportsdate.com---
101. Ted from LA - October 25, 2008 9:51 PM
100 and FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck YES!!! Who's the MAN? Ted from LA!!!! That's who!!!!! I'm all for gay marriage too. Spencer is still a tubby little twat.
102. Em - October 27, 2008 10:31 AM
Why are you still posting about these douchebags?? Didn't you promise to stop?
103. B - October 27, 2008 10:45 AM
Wow, here I thought I was going to be one of the first to lambaste you for posting about those two fuckfaces outside of your pre-determined conditions (boobs!), but 102 other patriots beat me to it.
Instead, I'll sit here with a Big Gulp full of grandpa's medicine (bourbon) and silently toast my laptop screen to your freshly raped asshole.
Slainte!
104. Dave C - October 27, 2008 7:44 PM
Fish u promised not posting these two animals.. thats it.. im not gonna make this my home page anymore.. and del this shit site from my browser.. good bye all..
105. foreign specialist - October 27, 2008 8:17 PM
I for one could care less the superdouche couple were posted about again - outside of the Republican party, they give me my biggest laughs coming from America.
106. liyana - October 27, 2008 9:38 PM
WORLF MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME...agreed stop posting about them!!
107. liyana - October 27, 2008 9:38 PM
WORLD MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME...agreed stop posting about them!!
108. liyana - October 27, 2008 9:38 PM
WORLD MOST BORING COUPLE!! FUCKING LAME...agreed stop posting about them!!
109. Helen - October 29, 2008 4:53 AM
Wow...I've heard he has many soulmates. HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that most of them were found on the Internet, such as AgelessOnly.COM. It's the best age-gap celebrity dating service on the Internet. Maybe it's right.
110. poorariel - October 30, 2008 10:09 PM
that's actually a really good picture of spencer.. i like it! not him, but it's a good photo
111. Hang in there - October 31, 2008 5:41 AM
This is like building a suspence scene for when they both end up in a train wreck. the douchiness factor is on overload and when it finally hits the wall it will be fun to watch it explode and go up in flames. The final post on these two should be like they are at sea world and shamu the whale eats spencer and then drowns heidi in whale shit.
'...Decorating the whitehouse in gold & diamonds' ...hell while youre at it just make sara palin queen and start a monarchy like the UK. The forefathers of the US would have tarred & feathered these two, and dragged them behind a horse down a rocky path for that comment. Our instincts to want to see these two in pain are right on the money.
112. Miss K - November 9, 2008 4:33 PM
Does Heidi have pink eye or is her eye just red from crying herself to sleep every night for selling her soul to the devil?
Everyone, this is what shallow looks like.
I think its funny that the only reason they can give for supporting same sex marriage is that Heidi's hair and make-up people are gay. In other words, they don't want to piss off the people that make that whore rag look pretty.
she's easy like Sunday mornings