Oct 3 2008Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt endorse Sarah Palin
Hey, Republicans, these two are all yours! The new charitable Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt helped kick off the Taco Bell Reality Check Challenge yesterday which helps stop world hunger. When asked about the Vice Presidential Debate, Spencer endorsed his hackey mam of choice Sarah Palin, according to Hollyscoop:
"Well I got my six pack in the car I am a true American like Sarah so were good."
Perfect, you've got your sixer just like Suzie MooseShot. Now here's what to do if you truly are Spencer Pratt: Lover of Freedom: Down those suckers, pop Heidi in the passenger seat, then play a little game I like to call "How Many Trees Can I Knock Over With My Car Doing 80." Ready GO!
NOTE: Video after the jump that should disqualify these jokers from any future charity events even if the cure for AIDS is oozing from their pores.
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Reader Comments
1. CaptainMorgan - October 3, 2008 4:02 PM
Can some one jihad these two?
2. Val - October 3, 2008 4:03 PM
hmmm... those 2 people are just amazing....role modles
3. Val - October 3, 2008 4:03 PM
hmmm... those 2 people are just amazing....role modles
4. Val - October 3, 2008 4:03 PM
hmmm... those 2 people are just amazing....role modles
5. annie hamilton - October 3, 2008 4:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqbgcejIT_k
GUESS WHERE THE MORTGAGE MESS STARTED????? GUESS WHO TRIED TO STOP IT??? GUESS WHO BLOCKED BILLS TO CLEAN UP THE BANKING INDUSTRY???? CURIOUS??
6. make it stop - October 3, 2008 4:05 PM
I hate them so much.
7. ph7 - October 3, 2008 4:06 PM
She has a SMOKIN' hot body. I would love to give her a lobotomy and chain her up in my basement.
8. FRIST!!! - October 3, 2008 4:06 PM
These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about.
9. Roder - October 3, 2008 4:07 PM
How much do they pay you to post their pictures?
10. Mike Litoris - October 3, 2008 4:08 PM
Are albinos allowed to eat Taco bell? My Clitoris says STFU
11. sue - October 3, 2008 4:09 PM
they make it so easy to hate them. Also can't she put her purse down when she works the drive thru???? oh ya forgot.... phony pics..as usual.
12. Thanks, but no thanks. - October 3, 2008 4:09 PM
These clowns are Sen. McCain's Lindsey Lohans.
13. Steve - October 3, 2008 4:10 PM
Great video. These two are so cool. I would watch a show all about them.
14. Randal - October 3, 2008 4:10 PM
What a beautiful smile you have Heidi, it goes well with the shine of your hair, always full of bounce like your personality -- it's very adorable.
Spencer, I must say, you've really started to come into yourself with your fashion. You're looking more of the man you are each and every day.
Keep living your dreams you two!
Randal
15. JadeD - October 3, 2008 4:10 PM
That's not the first taco she's had in her mouth.... ZING!
16. TightyWhitey - October 3, 2008 4:11 PM
Why can't she just show us her tits already!
If I ever see that Spencer Pratt on the street, I'm going to punch him in the dick. What an assbag.
17. violette - October 3, 2008 4:13 PM
Ouais, une Barbie pouffe, quoi...
18. Jayger - October 3, 2008 4:13 PM
I wish they would follow Fossett into the mountains.
19. p0nk - October 3, 2008 4:15 PM
fish guy. i will add my request to those of many others voiced here.
ENOUGH OF THESE TWO DOUCHEBAGS. GODDAMNIT. ENOUGH ENOUGH ENOUGH!
GAAAAAAAAAH.
#7, i think you're too late for the lobotomy.
20. Mandy - October 3, 2008 4:16 PM
Spencer and Heidi, you can have your "pit bull" (Palin) along with your angry irritable off-kilter old man (McCain). I'll take the ice man (Obama). When there's a crisis, he'll come up with an overly intellectual, analytical, coldly reasoned plan, and deliver it during a speech in which he speaks very clearly using intact English, while establishing very little emotional connection to the people. At this point, that sounds fine to me.
21. PunkA - October 3, 2008 4:19 PM
I hear Spencer uses Heidi as a front so people don't think he is gay. Seriously, listen to him talk and watch his face. He is a cocksucker. On the down low.
22. Jayger - October 3, 2008 4:19 PM
@15, ironically, that IS the first taco Spencer's had in his mouth!
23. thejames1982 - October 3, 2008 4:21 PM
Alright, seriously. I've figured it out. The Democrats have funbags and douchebag up there endorsing Palin. No way dude, I don't buy it. The only thing worse for that campaign than having Montag pretend to eat a taco* and volunteer for good causes is if a massive whale with the GOP symbol on it's side came down and crushed Hayden Pannettiere while dropping the n-bomb towards Obama. A the SAME time.
* "ewww, spencer! the meat touched my mouth..."
"for the first time in my life, i'm envious of a taco..."
"what did you say?"
"huh? oh nothing..."
24. Rough Daddy - October 3, 2008 4:21 PM
How could he let this chick out the house not walking like a cowboy?
25. James - October 3, 2008 4:24 PM
Do you think that they know what they are? Do they go home and drop the act, and become cynical yet self-aware douchebags? Or is it not actually an act... do they go home and act exactly the same way, and think that they really are important?
26. havoc - October 3, 2008 4:24 PM
How much do they pay you to post this shit?
Seriously.
.
27. Big Joe - October 3, 2008 4:31 PM
Hey "Thanks, but no thanks": you're are right about the Lindsay comparison
28. Will - October 3, 2008 4:32 PM
Can we kill them?
29. Jenipurrr - October 3, 2008 4:38 PM
I will blow all of you hairy assed monkey fucking smelly balled asses if you will STOP posting photos of these human rejects.
30. ali - October 3, 2008 4:38 PM
I love you Heidi. Make me your sex slave.
31. gnipgnop - October 3, 2008 4:40 PM
Suprised Spencey-boy isn't ass fuckin Palin while Heidi is fingerbangin her, gosh darn it.
32. Crystal - October 3, 2008 4:42 PM
Am I the only one scared by his fleshy colored beard??? There is some sort of justice in the world seeing these 2 working the drive thru window at a Taco Bell though...dreams do come true!
33. gnipgnop - October 3, 2008 4:45 PM
Although i would like to tongue punch Heidis dirt star.
34. obannion - October 3, 2008 4:52 PM
barack obama's campaign paid good money for speidi to endorse mccain/palin
35. haha - October 3, 2008 4:54 PM
Hey, who said McCain doesn't have any young people supporting him!
Now all we need is a suitable young black celebrity supporting McCain...hmmm...does anybody know who Nick Cannon is voting for?
36. Mark - October 3, 2008 5:01 PM
lmao@"These two are as real as the small-town 1950s America that Palin and McCain love to lie about."
PERFECT!
37. - GIRLY - October 3, 2008 5:02 PM
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS POSING? IT'S NOT FOR AN ADD!
THEY NEVER ACT OR LOOK REAL!
38. Needledick The Bug Fucker - October 3, 2008 5:08 PM
He's got a pretty smile ... I'd like to fuck it
She's got a narrow ass - I'd like to bang it
39. Right Fury - October 3, 2008 5:22 PM
I apologize. I will now be voting for the radical marxist america hater. I cannot be on team heidi.
40. Jo Mama - October 3, 2008 5:26 PM
As much as I hate to admit it, that picture of her going to town on that taco just gave me a reason to do laundry.
41. Barbie Slasher - October 3, 2008 5:27 PM
Honestly she just needs to get her sex tape out, preferably with a black guy draggin horse. Spencer just needs to be tossed in a wood chipper.
42. omgwtfbbq - October 3, 2008 5:32 PM
Take notice how Spencer is clearly taking a bite of the food, but Heidi is just pretending to. Don't play these games bitch, it's obvious you're anorexic.
43. Susan - October 3, 2008 5:33 PM
John McCain said he's delighted that two white "young'uns" are supporting his candidacy. He said he would be uncomfortable and not really know what to say if they were black. He said it's lucky that he seldom has to see black folks at Republican events, much less talk to them or shake their hands. God Bless America! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
44. Jim Jones - October 3, 2008 5:41 PM
Further proof that they're morons.
45. Nice looking retards - October 3, 2008 5:43 PM
They make a nice looking couple, even if they are as stupid as most of the other stupid shithead white sheeple here who believe in either candidape Obongo or open-borders lunatic Juan McCainez.
Enjoy your slavery, you stupid shithead white goyim. Go back to your talmud-vision now, you stupid stupid STUPID turd-brains.
46. roastbeef - October 3, 2008 5:55 PM
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
47. Jerry - October 3, 2008 5:59 PM
These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.
48. Jerry - October 3, 2008 5:59 PM
These two are just two weeks without a gay photo shoot away from a sex tape. . . . . . a career starter for Montag.
49. CaptainMorgan - October 3, 2008 6:00 PM
I'm waiting for someone to photoshop an old man's penis in place of the taco. THAT would be funny!
50. Clice here: Economic Collapse for Goyim Cattle - October 3, 2008 6:07 PM
Bush signed the $700 billion bailout bill. Now the jew bankers can rest easy. Enjoy your slavery you stupid white goyim. And I do mean stupid. Damned stupid!
The jews are right. You are nothing but cattle. You god damned stupid mindless fucking white goyim cattle.
51. Television Control is Mind Control - October 3, 2008 6:15 PM
Do you it odd that almost every television station and movie studio here in the United States is owned by a Jew?
No? Well, that's about what I thought, you mindless white fucktards. Enjoy your slavery.
You're just a bunch of stupid white goyim. You really really are! You know that don't you?
52. Vince Lombardi - October 3, 2008 6:21 PM
Yo quiero McDonalds.
53. Click here: Fairy Tales, Monsters & Pedophiles - October 3, 2008 6:22 PM
You know, it is kind of hard to concentrate on naming the jew, especially if someone is as stupid as you apparently are, so let's try and combine celebrity with jewishness. That ought not be too hard, because so many celebrities are jewish, and you love celebrities, right goyim fucktards?
Here are a few of the celebritards and sacred celebrikikes featured in this vid, along with a word or two about a few of them. I also figured you'd be happy to see the word penis:
Annie Liebovitz - able to talk the pants off of young girl
Hannah Montana or Miss Cyrus
Rupert Murdoch
Michael Eisner - penises (see! something right up your alley yuk yuk yuk!)
Michael Richards - "He's a n****r!!!"
Roman Polanski
Frank Collin or Joseph Cohen - "Nazi"
David Copperfield or Seth Kotkin
Phillip Abraham Spector
and who was Jack the Ripper? Answer? click
Chris Langham of Monty Python accused of molesting a 14 year old
CNN Broadcaster Richard Quest
Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild)
One other thing:
You're a bunch of stupid goyim. You know that don't you?
54. HorribleJudgment - October 3, 2008 6:27 PM
Seeing Spencer Pratt's brain dead, fugly, repulsive, cabbage patch face saying: "uuuh...you know, we're always helping....If the rest of the Hills would follows our example...." was almost too much for me to take. Seeing his UGGO cabbage patchness is always almost too much to take, but then to see it in MOTION?! Those beady, piggy eyes, sunk into these abscess in his head....and then the folds of fatty flesh that pucker out beneath them...UGH!
And it seems that Heidi thinks that slathering her plastic surgery mutilated face in make up is going to cover the fact that she has the complexion of a gravel parking lot. She isn't much better to look at then cabbage patch, with her long horse face, and urine colored hair.
55. Kurt - October 3, 2008 6:27 PM
Total DEVOLUTION -- the terrorists HAVE won! To the bunker TO THE BUNKER!
56. Low Q - October 3, 2008 6:28 PM
This confirms my suspicions about the intelligence level of people who are taken in by Sarah Palin.
57. Click here: Golem: Myth, Magic or Machine - October 3, 2008 6:43 PM
Well, that was fun wasn't it? Let's continue with the folklore and jew theme! Only this time, let's investigate a jewish myth!
This is going to be fun, you stupid fucktards!
You're a bunch of stupid white goyim cattle. You know that don't you?
58. Click here: Expulsion of the Jews - October 3, 2008 7:01 PM
Hi saps! Well, maybe I'm being too hard on the jews. I'm sure they've been unjustly persecuted at times . . . yeah, at times . . .
But could they have been kicked out with cause?
Well, let's see . . . hmm . . . suppose your neighbor, a garrulous friendly fellow comes over one day in a foul mood. He says, "It isn't fair! The whole world is against me! I can't even find a restaurant that will serve me! I've been kicked out of every restaurant in town!!!"
While you're nodding your head in sympathy, he proceeds to take a pick-ax to the foundations of your house. You're being unfair if you too kick him off your property, right?
Yeah, you're an anti-semite . . .
One other thing:
You're just a stupid goy. You really really are! You know that don't you?
59. Douche Spigot - October 3, 2008 7:02 PM
For the love of God make this the last post for these two waste of human lives. Please, Fish, please.
I hope Pratt choked on his fucking taco. It is the only type he has had up to his mouth.
60. ArtJam - October 3, 2008 7:15 PM
These Two Dip Shits Are Endorsing McCain/Palin!!?? HaHaHa!! Proof That The Dumbasses Of The World Stick Together.
61. Eric - October 3, 2008 7:21 PM
That puts them one step above any Obama supporter whch is really sad for the Obama fan base. I have yet o find one Obama supporter who could deliver a rational thought as to why they are voting for him. Fuck Obama he is a joke, a nobody, a fabricated candidate.
And fuck Obama supporters twice as much.
62. Nelson - October 3, 2008 7:41 PM
I'd like to hit that chick. I'd like to hit that dude with a baseball bat.
But Sandra Bernhard wants the Obamessiah to be President so I don't know how any endorsement can beat that.
63. Sherelle - October 3, 2008 7:48 PM
In Australia most people havn't heard of Heidi Montag unless they go to the internet like me. My point is, I still hate her. She gives off a "want to stab me" vibe.
64. kluv - October 3, 2008 8:02 PM
Hey Annie
You're a stupid bitch!!! Did democrats also hand over millions in bonus to their rich friends on wall street...Go hang with Heidi and Spencer you dumb whore
65. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason - October 3, 2008 8:35 PM
I have a gut reaction when I see these vapid and vacuous morons and it is to fly to the US, buy me a gun and hunt them down and KILL them, I would be doing America a favour so I wonder why one of you Yanks don't do it?
66. TCLTC - October 3, 2008 8:40 PM
What do you expect from a couple of douchewater drinking retards? No one gives a goddmaned fuck what they endorse. They probably didn't finish high school.
Then there's the allegations that Spencer jacks off on Genesis and Heidi wipes it up with Revelation.
If they would just read what people write about them on sites like this they would have a dose of reality.
Spencer Pratt loves the Cock
David Beckham loves the Cock
TCLTC
67. why? - October 3, 2008 8:42 PM
Please stop posting about these two... They are gross. If you hate them so much just stop posting about them.
68. Farah - October 3, 2008 8:48 PM
Spencer is a hanger-on; jumped on the bandwagon with hopes that Heidis looks and boobs would make him wealthy. Why would anyone, anywhere, take advice from one of these idiots?
Heidi is officially in need of a man. After all, this fag Spencer probably has to use a dildo since his little inchworm only gets erect for guys that look like Liberace.
69. because - October 3, 2008 8:50 PM
if you hate the posts so much then skip over them and don't read them
70. Heidi & Spencer's Publicist - October 3, 2008 9:11 PM
Thank you, Mr. Superficial!
I hadn't seen any posts about my clients doing nothing in a few days. I was beginning to wonder if the check I sent you had cleared (or if maybe the blowjob was not to your satisfaction). Glad to see the funds got thru to you!!
Hugs & Kisses!
71. a - October 3, 2008 9:13 PM
she is so disgustingly white
72. zuzuspetals - October 3, 2008 9:18 PM
Hey all you shit-for-brains Palin supporters-
What does it tell you that these two neanderthals support Sarah Palin?
You look just a stupid as they do.
Palin is a liar, a dangerous religious fanatic, and she would see to it that victims of rape and incest would have to give birth.
If she were running for say, 9th grade class vice president, I might, like, totally vote for her- but she is in no way, shape or form ready to be VP- or President when John McCain kicks it- and it's likely that he will because he's so fucking old.
73. - October 3, 2008 9:42 PM
Thanks #5. I'm glad you posted the that...I'm emailing it to lots of people.
74. pete - October 3, 2008 9:58 PM
I'm going to rape Palin while she's ovulating, just to make her carry my rape-baby for 9 months.
75. twizlah - October 3, 2008 9:59 PM
I want to destroy her anus while he watches.
76. Talk like a retard = you ARE a retard - October 3, 2008 10:36 PM
"Thanks #5. I'm glad you posted the that...I'm emailing it to lots of people."
Be sure you point out that Clinton loosened up the lending criteria to make it easier for poor folks to get loans and mortgages (with the intent of making it easier to rebuild poor communities). Everything went off the rails not during Clinton's terms, but during the asleep-at-the-wheel 2-term Bush presidency. Want proof? Ask his own former Treasury Secretary, Paul O'Neill (on Sept 25th):
"Former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill said today that our nation's leaders -- especially President Bush -- are "in a panic" and haven't thought through the $700 billion bailout plan in a rush to pass it by the end of the week. "I don't think he understands or knows much about any of this and it shows," O'Neill said, adding that current Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson "knows a lot of about this, and it's good that he's there."
Nobody - NOBODY - ever said anything remotely like that about Clinton, in any area of governance. Yes, the legislation he pushed was risky, but he didn't anticipate being followed by a 2-term retard that his own administration officials treat as a retard. Why do you think Bush has stayed mostly in the background and let Paulson do all the leadership duties during this crisis? Because if Bush got out there and completely fumbled his answers, the stock market would drop 500 points while he was speaking, due to lack of confidence in the administration. Instead, it's as if we've had President Paulson, which was as necessary as it was pathetic. If anybody asks McCain or Palin direct detailed technical questions about this crisis, you'll see the same blank look as W gives. A presidential candidate who graduated at the very bottom of his class, and a VP candidate who had to skip around to 5 mediocre-at-best colleges to finally graduate with a degree in "broadcast journalism" (that led to a gig as a fucking weekend SPORTS reporter). Enough is enough. No more retards.
77. Ted from LA - October 3, 2008 11:02 PM
I can't read these posts, so if this has already been said, by bad. I wish Sarah would mistake Spencer for a moose.
78. Gary - October 3, 2008 11:09 PM
Sen. McCain, you're a war hero and a brave man with a long history of service to this country.
Now get back to licking Sarah Palin's asshole and hoping that she'll fart you a miracle victory.
79. Freddo - October 3, 2008 11:19 PM
They're a coupla shitbirds.
Funnily enough, I could be talking either about Heidi & Spencer, or about John and Sarah.
But on this occasion I'm talking about Heidi & Spencer.
That's all.
80. Gee thanks kikenberg, now fuck off - October 3, 2008 11:28 PM
@76: Kikenberg you blithering fucktard jew, you aren't fooling anybody. Bush is simply hastening to obey Goldman-Sachs with greater alacrity than Clinton because Goldman-Sachs has advanced its agenda that much further in the intervening years.
The last president to thwart jews and Israel was Nixon.
You're really out of your depth here, you God damned dumb jew shithead.
Go find a better hebe than yourself, idiot.
As for the rest of you dumb stupid white goyim, go park yourselves in front of your talmud-visions and await your jew slave-masters. Shitheads.
81. mtnbiker - October 3, 2008 11:50 PM
oh no...... there goes their careers.... liberal hollywood is going to blacklist them...
82. actung spitfire !!! - October 3, 2008 11:50 PM
HITLER WAS A HOMOSEXUAL.
(AND A FUCKFACE WITH A BAD MUSTACHE).
83. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 4, 2008 12:02 AM
So # 80 - I've been watching a few of those vids above.
What you trying to say here exactwee ?
Inside Job ?
And who exactwee is the guy with the sunglasses who you have playing a 'Chris Angel' - type character ?
My guess, personwooly, is you're still having a few problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure.
You know. That type of thing...
...comments ?
84. JadenPaidIn - October 4, 2008 12:06 AM
THIS IS A PETITION
#19 so correctly stated what everybody wishes.
NO MORE OF THESE D-BAGS. Seriously!
Also, please ban #14 Randal. Is he fucking kidding me. Nutsack
If you do not want these two no-talent, shitmarks on this otherwise, truly entertaining and sometimes educational site please say so. Maybe Mr. Fish will give us an early X-mas git.
NO MORE HEIDI AND NUTSACK PLEASE!
85. Lugh - October 4, 2008 12:18 AM
SHUT UP YOU VAPID HORSEFACED WHORE!
Damn slut spouting her mouth makes me and conservatives across America cringe.
86. Lugh - October 4, 2008 12:19 AM
SHUT UP YOU VAPID HORSEFACED WHORE!
Damn slut spouting her mouth makes me and conservatives across America cringe.
87. blizzy - October 4, 2008 12:51 AM
Since when is eating taco bell considered a photo op? These two should be banished to antartica. And don't give me that "but then the bears will have to endure them" bullshit...last I heard, there's fewer of them lately.
88. judas - October 4, 2008 1:38 AM
"HITLER WAS A HOMOSEXUAL."
A christian homosexual.
89. Sarah Palin - October 4, 2008 1:50 AM
Our brave young men and women in the military are doing what God wishes for the United States to do. We pray every day that they are safe while doing Gods work.
90. Godwin's Law ? ? ? ? ? ? ? - October 4, 2008 2:25 AM
What was the point, exactly, of bringing up Hitler? And why is it always Hitler? Godwin's Law?
Of 20th century mass murderers, Joseph Stalin probably takes the gold prize, followed by Mao Zedong* with a Silver, and Adolf Hitler with merely a bronze.
Moreover, if the more moderate holocaust revisionists are correct, poor Adolf Hitler would very likely be eclipsed by Vladimir Lenin, who currently has only a nice blue ribbon (4th place).
If the more radical holocaust revisionists are correct, Adolf Hitler will end up being demoted to a disgraceful 5th place showing, hardly a place of honor, by another Asian contender, Chiang Kai-shek. (Well, Yay for Asia!!! : D)
for further information on mass murderers of the 20th century, see:
Freedom, Democide, and War: Home Page at
http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/
*Some Mao Zedong fans would say that Mao deserves 1st place, although R. J. Rummel at the F.D. & W: Home Page disagrees.
91. I love a mad Republican - October 4, 2008 3:01 AM
#7, you wouldn't have to give her a lobotomy, she's already a mindless McPain supporter. I doubt you'd need to chain her to keep her down in the basement dude. If she's fuckin' Pratt, she'll fuck anything. Hopefully, she's using birth control. We don't need those two actually procreate...GASP, what a hideous thought.
92. kelly - October 4, 2008 5:54 AM
who the fuck eats taco bell like that ... ?
93. eyepopper - October 4, 2008 6:31 AM
Yuck, those Tacos look fucking disgusting. You could dish them out to the Third World and they'd all choke on their own vomit. LOL@Pratt's "saving the planet" comment. These two prats live well beyond their means and typify all that's wrong with so-called "aspirational" western culture that worships at the altar of materialism. What mr and mrs plastic consume in one day (in terms of dollars) would probably feed a family of 12 in Africa for a month.
94. I dunno . . . - October 4, 2008 7:16 AM
@ 83: I dunno who that guy in the vids is. He gave his name once in one of his vids in one of his other jewtube accounts, but I haven't seen it since, and I forgot it. He's just some half black / half white guy.
It might still be there in one or another of his vids, I dunno . . .
The jews like to censor jewtube. This guy isn't there main target though. This guy is, the guy up in the upper right hand corner.
Crap, gone again . . . It was that Liars video, with quotes from the talmud.
Well, anyway, his name is Scott Roberts.
He got censored so much he started his own vidsite.
95. Continued from 94 - October 4, 2008 7:20 AM
I can't keep up with this shit . . .
This was supposed to be a site by Scott for keeping up with him. I dunno what's going on . . .
96. Damn it, correction on 94 - October 4, 2008 7:22 AM
This guy isn't there main target though. -> This guy isn't their main target though.
Crap . . .
97. gerard Vandenberg - October 4, 2008 7:22 AM
They wanna SPOIL the party?
98. LiLo for V-Prez 2008 - October 4, 2008 7:26 AM
Well crap. I'd prefer having six-pack abs to being a fat alcoholic drunk-driving slob. What country should I move to?
@89 Palin, you illiterate clown. *wink*
99. Oh well, this is the best I can do right now . . . - October 4, 2008 7:31 AM
Continued from 94, 95, 96: this might work. Liars is at the bottom.
Both of these, of course, are highly unPC, and thus eminently censor-able.
jewtube is censorship central.
100. Oh well binky . . . - October 4, 2008 7:38 AM
# 83: It's nice that you're trying to get some justice about 9/11, but it's way too little way too late.
Around the year 1913 was the last time anything could have been done.
Every one of the stupid goyim,is among the walking dead. You know that don't you?
101. joey joejoe - October 4, 2008 7:44 AM
fucking die already. cant someone encourage these asshats to take up a drug habit. come on you attention whores, river phoenix is your new role model.
102. Dave C - October 4, 2008 8:39 AM
Well, I was going to say this would be enough to make me switch to the DNC, but after reading a couple of finger-pointing posts related to the financial collapse I'm so fucking disgusted I can hardly type. This wasn't Clinton's fault, or Bush's fault, or the Republicans in Congress, or the Democrats in Congress. It was all their fault, the fault of the predatory lenders, and the fault of the asshat people making $12/hr who thought they could afford a $350,000 house in the 'burbs. It was everyone's fault. We Americans got too fat, too lazy, and too comfortable in our lifestyle. There is not one person or group wholly responsible for this mess. Everyone has a hand in it.
Fucking partisan retards.
103. LifeJunkie - October 4, 2008 8:57 AM
Maybe we should all get together and start shooting at these wannabe barbies at the same time. That way no-one can get blamed for it, cause there's no way of telling who actually rid the world of these two. But we'd be free at last. Who's with me?
104. Gotta disagree #102 - October 4, 2008 9:14 AM
Sorry #102, there are people out there who would like the stupid white sheeple to assume the blame, but I don't buy it.
And I don't buy the partisan shit either.
I'm tired, I'm gonna leave it at that . . . for now . . .
. . . back later if I feel up to rounding up enough shit to bomb and strafe this stupid thread . . .
binkster I hope you look at the stuff (94, 95, 96, 99, 100) I posted for you.
CYa around binkster ; ) . . .
105. Dave C - October 4, 2008 9:40 AM
@104 - please to re-read what I wrote. If you think there is one political party responsible, or one person responsible, then you're an idiot of the highest order.
106. Grunion - October 4, 2008 10:05 AM
#100 were your parents related? did you get dropped on your head multiple times as a child? Did your eat lead paint chips when you were younger? Have you ever been with a living woman (corpses don't count)?
Do tell
107. Retarded virgin arayan wannabees - October 4, 2008 10:09 AM
Not sure who the anti -semetic moron leaving all these fucking retarded posts is but why don't you just fuck off and go back to jerking off in your mothers panties you inbred fucktard.
108. Baconator - October 4, 2008 10:10 AM
Oh the inside job tards are back. that fucking hamster has got to be dead by now, you had it up your ass for weeks binky
109. friendlyfires - October 4, 2008 10:13 AM
I love it when the Soup Or Fish Uhhhllllll (drool, tongue hangs lazily out of mouth) gets politicalitious and citizeny. now that Mr and Mrs Potato-Brained have endorsed Boise born moose and squirrel killer, the stupidization of Ameri-duh is near complete. My fellow neighbor Janine (Hey, I used to be actor who pretended to live in Alaska) Turner is onboard the Evil Elmer Fudd Lying SonofaBitch Express, so she's dropped from semi-hot MILF to Gollum in my wishlist of failed celebrities within arms reach I'd like to nail.
For those whose lit comprehension skills haven't been reduced to caveman pictures, try this article from Rolling Stone on for size
(http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain/page/1)
110. John McCain - October 4, 2008 10:23 AM
Someone just changed my diaper. i'm dry now.
high five ! Oh wait.....
111. Jemma - October 4, 2008 11:15 AM
Wow, it seems right I mean there about as low class and trashy as a Taco Bell so it figures..........
112. Click here: Aw, is da widdle jew boy gonna cry about da holohoax now? - October 4, 2008 12:13 PM
@ #106 & 107: Oh dear! Are da widdle jew boys and girls gonna cry cry now? Are da widdle khazars gonna cry now? I think maybe the hymies are gonna cry about the holohoax! Poooor poooor baaaabies! lmao!!!
Let's all peer for tears at about 5:39! Bwaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
113. You are hereby sentenced to a night in the Holohoax Museum 112 - October 4, 2008 12:41 PM
112 has been very very naughty boy! He is hereby sentenced to spend a night in the Holohoax Museum.
114. Dickface - October 4, 2008 12:44 PM
Why the hell do you keep posting shit about them?
No one fucking cares
115. Rant - October 4, 2008 1:34 PM
# 102 is right. Blame is to be shared by all, greedy banks, and over zealous borrowers. The average person does not live within their means and they keep borrowing to maintain this lifestyle. And the banks keeping lending. If a bank will not give you a loan, people always go to high interest financial institution.
116. #112 is a mongoloid - October 4, 2008 1:49 PM
112# does someone come by to change and wash you every day or can you do it yourself ? I think it's great they let you live out in public now.
117. John McCain - October 4, 2008 1:50 PM
I suffer from anal leakage.
118. You are amalek - October 4, 2008 2:56 PM
@114 You care, malshin, else why complain?
119. Policy - October 4, 2008 2:59 PM
# 102 is wrong. The banks must all be confiscated.
120. David Leopold - October 4, 2008 4:00 PM
116, would you care to buy a Zoom Copter?
121. UK_Matt - October 4, 2008 4:40 PM
I've found a way to make this acceptable.
She's totally pulling a porno slut fuck face in Pic1. So in my head I've replaced that food thing she's got in her hand with a massive black cock.
It just works so much better that way.
Hope this helps !
122. UK_Matt - October 4, 2008 4:40 PM
I've found a way to make this acceptable.
She's totally pulling a porno slut fuck face in Pic1. So in my head I've replaced that food thing she's got in her hand with a massive black cock.
It just works so much better that way.
Hope this helps !
123. Lee Harvey - October 4, 2008 5:03 PM
122,
So you're obsessed with massive black cocks.I can see how a massive black cock in the picture "works so much better that way".
Thanks for the admission, fagboi.
124. Clint - October 4, 2008 5:18 PM
I hope they are both killed in a slow and agonizing death. As soon as possible.
125. Clint - October 4, 2008 5:18 PM
I hope they are both killed in a slow and agonizing death. As soon as possible.
126. On the policy of bank confiscation - October 4, 2008 7:29 PM
119, bank confiscation is indeed the proper policy, but it is not enough. Not only must the banks be confiscated, but the bankers, their families, friends, associates and anybody who benefited from their illegal activities must be publicly shot by firing squad.
All of their accounts in any bank on the planet must be seized, as well as any property they own.
Should they attempt to flee to another country, that country must be told in no uncertain terms that if it does not return them immediately, it will in a state of war with the US and will be subjected to thermonuclear bombardment.
Hereafter, there must be not so much as a single American dollar nor a single American life donated for the defense of another country. All countries must shift for themselves on the international scene. Any country that does not, is clearly parasitic in nature, and does not deserve to exist.
127. Arroyo - October 4, 2008 8:07 PM
Whoa, 2 white trash sluts supporting one of their own?
Who could possibly believe that?
128. Haman - October 4, 2008 8:37 PM
126, your policy troubles me. Does this mean that we will NOT be giving American money, arms, and lives in the future to the Vatican for the purpose of retaking the Papal States?
How can we not fight the Vatican's wars? What is this world coming to? You sound like one of the mechablim!
129. Kathy - October 4, 2008 9:34 PM
As if I didn't hate them enough already....
130. missywissy - October 4, 2008 10:52 PM
I can't wait until these two and Sarah Palin fade away like stonewashed jeans.
I think the photoshoot would be hilarious to watch.
Photographer: "okay Heidi, now put the taco in your mouth and hold it... hold it.... make love to it..... yes! right there! Got it! Now.... Spencer hold the bag and look into the camera. Make the reader feel like you are handing that sack of tacos to them......PERFECT! Okay, now we need something flirty....Let's do something more playful..... Both of you, in the drive thru and we need a tray of nachos....."
131. Shia - October 5, 2008 1:27 AM
Spencer Pratt loves the Cock!
132. hamanchuck - October 5, 2008 4:42 AM
"Low Q - October 3, 2008 6:28 PM
This confirms my suspicions about the intelligence level of people who are taken in by Sarah Palin."
Low IQ? You're on The Superficial Dumb Ass.
133. John McCain - October 5, 2008 9:46 AM
What's the internet?
134. Rant - October 5, 2008 9:49 AM
The Internet is the thing Al Gore invented.
135. Sarah Palin - October 5, 2008 12:58 PM
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
136. In answer to your question John - October 5, 2008 1:06 PM
@ 133, John McCain: What's the internet?
Well, John as the former chairman of the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, which plays a major role in the development of technology policy, specifically any legislation affecting communications services, the Internet, cable television and other technologies, as a non-computer user yourself, I'd say the internet is something you can happily allow Israel to penetrate, the way it did under your, Clinton's, and Bush's watch with Amdocs . . .
137. Continued from 136 - October 5, 2008 1:08 PM
. . . and Comverse. Does that answer your question, you stupid old goy? Or are you interested in having your diapers changed again?
138. LTC - October 5, 2008 1:53 PM
Spencer Pratt loves the Cock!
Tom Cruise loves the Cock!
Shia Lebeuf loves the Cock!
David Beckham loves the Cock!
HorribleJudgment loves the Cock!
Dick Cheney loves the Cock!
Liberace loves the Cock!
Sarah Palin loves the Cock!
George Bush loves the Cock!
139. nancy - October 5, 2008 3:30 PM
when asked about palin, heidi replies, "she seems nice..."
wow.
140. a. sanderson - October 5, 2008 4:09 PM
ahaha i almost fell over when he said theyre trying to save the world. i wonder how many starving kids she couldve fed if she sold one of her coach purses..what hypocrites. doing photoshots for taco bell for publicity does not make u sacrifical for the good of the world
141. Bigo - October 5, 2008 5:16 PM
Every style-sensed woman knows that the shoes, belt and bag must match
I hate these two faketards!
142. woodhorse - October 5, 2008 5:39 PM
If an Ewok- one of the those from the sanitation department that i don't like - were to go to the Isle of Dr. Moreau and mate with a rabbit - one of those with the red eyes - and their offspring mated with Grisly Adams and then their offspring had an incestuous relationship with a rat - one of those evil ones that tried to trick Mrs. Brisby, then you would have Spencer Pratt.
143. australia - October 5, 2008 6:08 PM
I am from the other side of the world and these two morons keep popping up their heads with endorsements and photographs of them kissing, eating and acting like its natural. They make me want to be sick. Look at her she is so freakin fake. Everything about her. Freaks!
144. Joejam2845 - October 5, 2008 6:14 PM
I think the person who runs this website takes it up the ass everyday and twice on Sundays!
145. HorribleJudgment - October 5, 2008 6:32 PM
@ 138
NO ONE PUTS HORRIBLE JUDGMENT IN A CORNER!
146. Trig Palin - October 5, 2008 6:37 PM
@137
Gaph... durr!! blluuuuuggghh pppllllhhhtttttt Gah gigggggy duh !!!
(translation: "I'm Trig Palin, and I endorse this message."
147. Bear - October 5, 2008 7:13 PM
Do we need any further proof that this pair are totally brain dead. They should not be allowed to procreate.
148. Jason - October 5, 2008 9:09 PM
That first one screams: PUNCH ME IN MY FACE!!!!
149. jennifer - October 5, 2008 9:57 PM
I don't normally think she's attractive but she's actually quite hot in that taco pic!
150. LemonSpin - October 5, 2008 10:39 PM
Well, what do you expect from complete morons?
151. mytwocents - October 5, 2008 11:28 PM
at first i hated them now i like it because I get a laugh at how RIDICULOUS these two are.
Why is she all pretending to sell sex when she is working for a HUNGER awareness fundraiser LOl so stupid and inapproriate . She is like making out with him at a FUNDRAISER. She is trotting her designer bag and fendi belt to A FUNDRAISER for people who can't even afford FOOD.
There is nothing going on upstairs in their heads. They actually think they are smart that is the sad part.
Her surgeon is an idiot her nose is still off to the side and her lips look inflated and just not right
152. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
153. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
154. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
155. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
156. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
157. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
158. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
159. andrea - October 6, 2008 12:50 AM
YEAH!!!!!!!
160. linkco - October 6, 2008 12:55 AM
Why everybody be so hatin?? They should be able to say what they feel, all the other celebrites do and no one hates on them. Thats really hatin too much.
161. linkco - October 6, 2008 12:55 AM
Why everybody be so hatin?? They should be able to say what they feel, all the other celebrites do and no one hates on them. Thats really hatin too much.
162. Stacy - October 6, 2008 1:22 AM
Honestly, I'm really proud of them! They have the courage to stand up in the face of left wing hollywood to support McCain/Palin. Good for them and I hope more people join them
163. jzz - October 6, 2008 2:37 AM
they are idiots.
164. Unklejoe - October 6, 2008 9:34 AM
Fuk these two faggots
165. tallgirl - October 6, 2008 9:37 AM
these two assholes are a perfect example of what is wrong with this country. Greed and stupidity. They need to just go away
166. LiLo For V-Prez 2008 - October 6, 2008 10:41 AM
Hey! Looks like Urban Dictionary has had a definition for Joe Six Pack since 2003!
1. Joe Sixpack
Average American moron, IQ 60, drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN, and believe everything his President says.
"This is so simple, even a Joe Sixpack can understand."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Joe%20Sixpack
167. Jen - October 6, 2008 10:50 AM
I mean really, who the hell sticks their butt out like that while eating a taco? Ignorant bitch.... and they backing that gun toting, moose killing, hockey mom from hell? Can these two bag lickers get any more ridiculous????
168. Mike - October 6, 2008 10:56 AM
I'd tap that bitch till she screamed for mercy. And then I'd do the same to Heidi!
169. norton - October 6, 2008 10:57 AM
Is anyone else waiting for the next earthquake that finally, FINALLY severs southern California and drops it squarely into the Pacific?
170. Yu Suk - October 6, 2008 11:29 AM
Complete morons! Everyone on this board and Heidi and Spencer.
171. mamadough - October 6, 2008 11:50 AM
i always stick my ass out and tongue the taco like a set of balls whenever i'm in taco bell.
172. sharpeidude - October 6, 2008 12:14 PM
Look at fagboy wrap his mouth around that burrito. Yo quiero Taco Bell.
173. dude really? - October 6, 2008 2:11 PM
i thought there was a deal at some point.
no more heidi and spencer posts.
they are twats.
quit making me see their stupid face.
174. Click here: Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic - October 6, 2008 2:59 PM
I must commend the "jew"/khazar posters in this thread for how deceptive they are about their hatred and jealousy of stupid white goyim. Their identity is truly well masked!
Of course, they are but pikers in comparison with Sarah Silverman, who deftly referenced the talmudic description of Jesus as a MAGICIAN in hell boiling for the rest of eternity in a vat of semen and shit for her fellow "jew"/khazars while concealing it from the stupid white goyim.
Sarah made herself seem pleasingly fashionably atheistic, unreligious, and insoucient to the stupid white goyim as she mocked Jesus by saying that she'd gladly kill him again, while at the same time she sent a message to the fellow Chosen that she was TRULY one of them by referring to Jesus as MAGIC! And what chutzpah to use that as the title of her comedy!
Truly inspired! And it went right past the stupid stupid STUPID white goyim to the secret malicious delight of fellow "jew"/khazars!
One other thing:
You're just a bunch of stupid stupid STUPID white goyim. You know that don't you?
My name is Tobias da Magdeburg, and I approve this message.
Tobias da Magdeburg
175. Dread Pirate Wesley - October 6, 2008 4:32 PM
It's good to see that Sarah Palin has a lock on the douchebag vote.
176. Alli - October 6, 2008 5:11 PM
Yeaaaaaah Heidi, nothing makes me feel sexier than eating a taco bell taco... you are such a fucking douche!!! Do you even know what real means!? I can't believe this chick thinks anyone truly gives a fuck. No one buys these pictures because they are fans of you, it's just morbid curousity at this point, how douchey and fake can these two get? What level will they stoop to to get their faces on a magazine cover? Fakest bitch in the world!
177. Alli - October 6, 2008 5:20 PM
"As much as I hate to admit it, that picture of her going to town on that taco just gave me a reason to do laundry."
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!
178. Air Mail - October 6, 2008 6:22 PM
American boy, American girl. Most beautiful people in the world...
Thank God we live in a country where the stock market has lost 4K points in a year; A brainless political hack with ties to anti-American and Islamist terrorists can be in the running for President based on his skin color, and 177 people can post a bitch about ken and barbie here...
179. mathme - October 6, 2008 6:44 PM
OMG! They eat at taco bell? I am so totally going to go to taco bell too!
Truth: You never look good eating taco bell.
180. TCLTC - October 6, 2008 10:10 PM
pic #5, Spencer eats a taco the same way he eats cock. He's in familiar territory in that one!
Spencer Pratt Loves the Cock
OJ Simpson Loves the Cock
Michael Lohan Loves the Cock
David Beckham Loves the Cock
Danny Bonaduce Loves the Cock
Dick Cheney Loves the Cock
Kim Kardashian Loves the Urine
181. zuzuspetals - October 6, 2008 10:55 PM
#178-
You have your head up your ass. Palin is the brainless one, and McCain is hoping to keep wars going in the Middle East and Korea permanently. The Iraq war has cost us a trillion dollars and McCain wants to keep going. That - along with the leadership of McCain's economic advisers that has lead us to the meltdown- is one of the main reasons we are in an economic shithole.
Jesus you fucking Neaderthal Republican-tards make me sick. I wish all of you shit-for-brains Palin/McCain supporters could have your very own planet with the fascist leadership that you so crave and so deserve.
Palin/McCain - Cunt First!
182. zuzuspetals - October 6, 2008 11:01 PM
#178-
Btw, Obama was 8 fucking years old when Ayres was part of the weathermen.
You, Palin, Elizabeth Hasslebeck- you are all mindlessly spreading lies so that you can have a nasty little demonic man for president.
183. BrandiLye - October 6, 2008 11:41 PM
I just do NOT understand who the heck they think they're winning over with the fake ass pics. Their whole dynamic Aryan duo thing wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for all the posing...but hey...SHE has to be doing something right, with all these functions and whatnot...who is picking up the tab for all this stuff?
184. lalalalalalala - October 7, 2008 12:29 AM
Well they are the epitome of white trash. What did you expect?
185. Air Mail - October 7, 2008 5:50 PM
Hey zuzuspetals, how old was Obama when he launched his senate election from Ayres living room?
186. chio - October 7, 2008 10:48 PM
sterilisation for them!
187. zuzuspetals - October 7, 2008 11:59 PM
Air Mail-
Sarah Palin must be so happy that you are using her exact words when you spread her lies.
Palin/McCain '08 Got Cunt?
188. Nobama - October 9, 2008 4:17 AM
___[ Vapid Celebrity Endorsement Tally ]___
Republicans: 2
Democrats: 10,481
Not bad.
189. LiLo for V-Prez 2008 - October 9, 2008 12:59 PM
@167 - She doesn't want hot sauce on her shorts. Not sure who eats a taco with a week trip sized suitcase on their shoulder, though.
@175 - Spencer Pratt is Joe Douchebag.
190. Lindsey - October 11, 2008 8:18 PM
Aww, look at Heidi pretend to eat.
191. Ashley - October 30, 2008 1:11 PM
I don't know what type of website this is really, I only found it when I searced for Heidi Montag - Sarah Palin, but I also support John McCain and Sarah Palin and was pleased to see that Heidi does also. I was never really sure if I liked Heidi, because of the whole mess with Lauren, but it turns out Heidi must be the one with the brains after all. Also, I did find the rude comments about Sarah very offensive. Over these last few weeks, I have learned that the Obama supporters are too drunk off of the koolaid to even consider that he is not the right choice. It does not matter how many examples and facts you provide, they have made up their minds that anything we conservatives say is wrong. The only choice Heidi, Spencer, myself and other McCain supports have at this point is to pray. I do not think that an Obama America is the direction that God wishes for America to go. Peace talks w/the very groups who have attacked America and all that we stand for, the groups who wish to cast the Jews (who by the way are God's chosen people) out of there own land, this is just not what America needs.