Oct 9 2008Scary Spice modeling lingerie just frightened my pants off (In a good way)
These are pics of Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. Sort of gives a whole new meaning to "hot chocolate" doesn't it? A ha ha ha wait, hold up. I shouldn't have brought color into this. That was wrong of me, and I apologize. Instead, I should just respect Melanie for who she is: A beautiful woman with ginormous breasts who I'd have sex with until she realizes I'm not Keanu Reeves. See? Much better.
Respect: It's dope!
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Reader Comments
1. OJ's Mom - October 9, 2008 5:10 PM
I'd
Hit
That!!!
2. Donkey - October 9, 2008 5:11 PM
I already did.
3. Bob - October 9, 2008 5:15 PM
She's the hottest I've ever seen! (in the category of "bargain-priced escorts who will come to your hotel room during a business trip")
4. Realist - October 9, 2008 5:16 PM
Long been the hottest spice girl
5. Andrio - October 9, 2008 5:17 PM
"Nig Spice" has a better ring to it.
6. panda - October 9, 2008 5:19 PM
she's gross
she looks like a tranny.a beautiful tranny,but a tranny
7. Tim - October 9, 2008 5:20 PM
Monkey Spice
8. Mandy - October 9, 2008 5:23 PM
KFC Spice
9. jesse - October 9, 2008 5:27 PM
Aid To Dependent Children Spice
10. velvettom - October 9, 2008 5:28 PM
ha ha ha! funnny. insecure, white boys. their only idea of a good looking 'woman' is Jessica Simpson. Get back to jerking off over your keyboard at nip-slips before your fat, mall-rat girlfriend gets back with tonight's Taco Bell from the mall
11. Rough Daddy - October 9, 2008 5:34 PM
Not bad! what makes her hot is the different culture attitudes!!! im guessing the tat indicate shes up for anything?
12. Jibbly Biggins - October 9, 2008 5:35 PM
She is lovely but the tattoos look so trashy and ghetto on her.
13. James - Ext-Perience - October 9, 2008 5:37 PM
In that main picture you've got up, it looks like they've photoshopped her mustache out, i still totally would tho, even if it did tickle a bit!
14. Plain Jane - October 9, 2008 5:41 PM
Her cosmetic surgery came out great; nice tummy tuck and lipo too!
15. Deacon Jones - October 9, 2008 5:45 PM
@14
They airbrushed the shit out of her stomach, tits.
She can get all the tucks she wants, I guarantee the original pics have so many white stetch marks it looks like she's wearing tye-dye.
16. Andy - October 9, 2008 6:07 PM
Unemployed Spice
17. blp - October 9, 2008 6:08 PM
well I'd hit photoshop fantasy spice, not sure of the real thing if 14 & 15 are correct.
18. Jimbo - October 9, 2008 6:12 PM
Thank God For The Sickle Cell Spice
19. brittney gean - October 9, 2008 6:22 PM
melany whore hoe?????
20. LiLo for V-Prez 2008 - October 9, 2008 6:39 PM
PHOTOSHOPPED?
Most of the pics Fish has posted of her recently WERE pretty scary. Didn't look like these.
I'm going to ask Photoshop to marry me.
21. Plain Jane - October 9, 2008 6:44 PM
All her cosmetic surgery looks fabulous!
22. FactCheckDotOrg - October 9, 2008 6:51 PM
Barack Obama admitted today that he his birth certificate is from Kenya and he was lists him as a muslim.
...from Barack Obama's website:
"When Barack Obama Jr. was born on Aug. 4,1961, in Honolulu, Kenya was a British colony, still part of the United Kingdom's dwindling empire. As a Kenyan native, Barack Obama Sr. was a British subject whose citizenship status was governed by The British Nationality Act of 1948. That same act governed the status of Obama Sr.'s children.
Since Sen. Obama has neither renounced his U.S. citizenship nor sworn an oath of allegiance to Kenya, his Kenyan citizenship automatically expired on Aug. 4,1982."
http://fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
23. Kahlee - October 9, 2008 6:59 PM
Keanu Reeves is hot...
24. immmers - October 9, 2008 7:07 PM
How many pounds of lard and scars did they airbrush off?
How about the scarlet G on her chest, for "golddigger"?
25. Needledick The Bug Fucker - October 9, 2008 7:44 PM
This is underwear ???
I've seen less on women at the local swimming hole
26. Goodkat - October 9, 2008 8:02 PM
not even photoshop can save her !
27. packinwood - October 9, 2008 8:42 PM
The older she gets, the better she looks. HOT!
28. ( o )( o ) - October 9, 2008 8:43 PM
She's the one who bounced her boobs in the spice girl video from way back in the day... oh the mammories. Search youtube for "what i really really want" if you don't know what I'm typing about, kids.
29. youtube video - October 9, 2008 8:52 PM
çok şeker yaw :D
30. DS - October 9, 2008 8:55 PM
I think there are racists on there here site!! Duh huh!
31. Hate 'er - October 9, 2008 9:14 PM
I am not a racist I just prefer white women. Sorry. They are so much more attractive what with the colorful eyes and colorful hair and not having to put strange ointments to train the ape out of the follicles. They have just the right size of ass (I hate that big nasty fat ass look) and curves. Oh my God!
32. djhndohd - October 9, 2008 9:36 PM
Wow, is every celeb getting their hair done by the same person now? I miss the 90's when people were more unique... now everyone looks the same, and yes, even the hipsters who go out of their way to look "different," yet all look exactly the same, too.
33. freejose - October 9, 2008 10:07 PM
Wow. Pleasantly surprised.
34. Natobasso - October 9, 2008 10:23 PM
No WONDER Eddie Murphy got himself a piece o dat! That's what they call some "inee-endo".
35. YAWN - October 9, 2008 10:53 PM
lmao @ all the random comments ranging from racial epithets to Barack Obama. I have a question? How is it that white boys are so insecure and yet wonder why you can't pull a black d*ck out of a white chick's mouth?
Just saying
36. YAWN - October 9, 2008 10:55 PM
And one more thing, say what you want, but you will NEVER find a white female the same age, with as many kids that will ever look as good. Talking about being handed the genetic short stick.
37. Ted from LA - October 9, 2008 10:59 PM
She looks fine. Do you know for whom I feel sorry? All the white dudes on Wall Street stressed out in those photos. I've seen 194 photos and each and every one is of a white slightly or mostly balding middle-aged overweight slob holding his mouth in shock as if money were the most important thing in life.
38. jrh - October 9, 2008 11:13 PM
you think with all that photoshop, they could have fixed that half closed eye on her left side. makes her look like the product of incest.
39. mafme - October 10, 2008 12:04 AM
Hawt... but she has a mom face... something.
40. diddleysquat - October 10, 2008 12:29 AM
yeah, more like SCARY spice... ha-ha-HA-ha-ha... wait a min-
41. tc - October 10, 2008 3:10 AM
She is now, and always was the most shaggable of the spice girls.
...and that's saying something, because the only nigs I ever shagged smelled really, really bad.
42. truth - October 10, 2008 3:44 AM
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox's scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH....
43. truth - October 10, 2008 3:44 AM
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox's scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH....
44. truth - October 10, 2008 3:44 AM
wow you people are ignorant. and its funny how all these white girls are HATERS! thats right, because no guy would really come to a gossip site unless he is gay! and even then they try to act like black girls anyway. you white girls hate us because we age better, look better, are classier, and can easily take YOUR MAN. no one said anything about megan fox's scanky white ass. really funny how you hoes will say all of this racist crap on the net, but wouldnt dare say it to a black persons face.
try me BITCH....
45. Tapeworm - October 10, 2008 3:56 AM
First picture I've seen of her on here w/o a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Not that her wrinkled, lazy, tired face shows signs of smoking....
46. Thug Mouf - October 10, 2008 3:59 AM
I'm not gay #42 (and 43.... and 44).
Don't worry, Ted from LA has got your back. Are you the same one that is really focused on dicks? (#35, #36). I don't think you are. But that guy is always on about "Dick, dick, dick". I think somebody might be on the "down-low".
47. mattmatt - October 10, 2008 5:24 AM
it looks like she shaves her stomach...
48. joey joejoe - October 10, 2008 5:27 AM
whoa, hello lipo.
she must have some cash down to get back from the fugly she was a few months back.
49. joey joejoe - October 10, 2008 5:28 AM
hahaha @43 you go grrl, i'll diss your black ass to your face then fuck it hard bitch.
try me :P
50. fo sho - October 10, 2008 5:31 AM
@42-44 It ain't bein classy to poosh da post button more dan twice, dat ting on some kinda delay or sumpin but it do be a classy lady who get dat conked out hair to gets da frizzies outta dher and have um lighten up her skin dher like Scary Spice doin in dese pics here so she be lookin moh white. It be good dat Megan Fox just ho'en to furder her alls career an not shittin out da bastards so shes can get on da welfare too like Scary be doin.
51. UK_Matt - October 10, 2008 5:36 AM
More Airbrush than a Custom Car festival.
52. lol - October 10, 2008 5:39 AM
LMAO. Man, white people are corny as hell. God help you all.
53. LMAO - October 10, 2008 6:23 AM
Yousa we white people be corny as hell but you black folks be a pickin da corn fo us, Yo. Now get back out in the steaming fields and work boy!
Oh, yer daughter has an acceptable body. I think I will defile it tonight. Now go fetch her for me now! Off with you!
54. Amanda_NY - October 10, 2008 8:34 AM
I think she's super pretty! It's so funny how many people are sitting at their computer, probably shoving their faces, trash talking a beautiful girl.
55. Amanda_NY - October 10, 2008 8:34 AM
I think she's super pretty! It's so funny how many people are sitting at their computer, probably shoving their faces, trash talking a beautiful girl.
56. lsses - October 10, 2008 8:44 AM
she's super pretty!
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57. luole - October 10, 2008 8:53 AM
she is so pretty,
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58. Deacon Jones - October 10, 2008 9:11 AM
@42
I'm white and I do agree with you, mostly. I agree white women are bitches, do age pretty bad (when compared to black/asian), can't cook to save their lives, and are prudes.
That said, black women don't take a white girls' man. It's usually the black guy nailing a fat white chick (they love them) and then there's all this outrage in the black community about not dating a black girl.
59. jimbob - October 10, 2008 9:31 AM
Her face looks exactly the fame in every picture. Photo shop!
60. jimbob - October 10, 2008 9:32 AM
Her face looks exactly the fame in every picture. Photo shop!
61. Bobeyo - October 10, 2008 9:43 AM
I have nothing against black people, but it's only natural to be more attracted to one's own race. Western society proves this time and time again by selecting black celebrities who look as "white" as possible. SCARY SPICE IS ONLY HALF BLACK. Just like Halle Berry. And Thandie Newton. And all other black women that become famous for their looks, none of whom have purely African features.
Still, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just that you people should get the facts before being racist either one way or the other. The celebrities you're talking about are half white.
... and then there's also Barack Obama, but let's not even get into that.
62. Lookatmypeppy - October 10, 2008 9:56 AM
Everyone else has already said, it so I don't need to.
Well, OK, I'll say it anyway.
PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOPHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!PHOTOSHOP!P!
63. lloyd johnson - October 10, 2008 10:03 AM
These chicks just get fat then get all the fat sucked out. That can't be healthy. A few months ago she looked about 20-30 lbs heavier. I would sill hit it all day and night, and yes the "wannabe" video is amazing. There is something about a braless chick bouncing around wih a big grin on her face that is just hypnotizing.
64. lloyd johnson - October 10, 2008 10:10 AM
18 Jimbo, you're a piece of shit. My friend died from sickle cell and he lived his short life in constant pain. Of course in your shallow, poor, uneducated, and pitiful life you have no clue what sickle cell is and what those people have to go through.
65. Jimbo - October 10, 2008 10:12 AM
#64 - your friend obviously was a worthless n i g g e r, and I'm delighted that his life was short and painful.
66. me - October 10, 2008 11:03 AM
@42. You forgot to mention that you're GREASIER too. I don't know about anyone else, but I know MY man's not into grease spots.
67. zuzuspetals - October 10, 2008 11:36 AM
Wow. That is a hot body.
68. kokko - October 10, 2008 11:40 AM
SHE HAS A LAZY EYE.....GROSS...........LOOKS LIKE SHES ON CRACK.
69. supersex - October 10, 2008 11:43 AM
What a bunch of dumb fucks.
70. HuckyDucky - October 10, 2008 11:57 AM
#65 - You are one of the hundreds of Jimbo trolls on this site. And you are a fucking prick, and may God have mercy on you. I'm a Christian, but not a very good one, so die.
71. Richie - October 10, 2008 12:05 PM
Great photoshop job they did on her.
72. Thighhighs - October 10, 2008 12:09 PM
I think she looks amazing! It's nice to see a girl with some meat and muscle on her bones with a little bit of shape to her. Good goin' girly!
73. EAC - October 10, 2008 12:53 PM
What a beautiful lady. Could be a photoshop job, who cares? I'm a white girl (we're not all bitchy) and she looks fabulous with a great big fucking F!
74. George Washington Butt-Carver - October 10, 2008 1:21 PM
Black bitch black bitch eyes like a frog
fuck 'em from behind, just like a dog.
75. Voo Doo Chili - October 10, 2008 1:38 PM
Photoshopped, but quite hot.
#74 - Shut up now and go back to picking the corn out of your poop!
76. SueMe - October 10, 2008 1:44 PM
#74 why don't you grow up? Someone is always calling someone names that pertain to race. Black bitch here, nappy headed hoe there, nigger here, etc. It's old now, and WE GET IT... you hate black people. Shut up about it already, because we know exactly how you feel. No one needs to tell us that the sky is blue anymore than they need to tell us that you and people like you hate black people. WE KNOW ok!!!!!!!!
77. SueMe - October 10, 2008 1:44 PM
#74 why don't you grow up? Someone is always calling someone names that pertain to race. Black bitch here, nappy headed hoe there, nigger here, etc. It's old now, and WE GET IT... you hate black people. Shut up about it already, because we know exactly how you feel. No one needs to tell us that the sky is blue anymore than they need to tell us that you and people like you hate black people. WE KNOW ok!!!!!!!!
78. moderator - October 10, 2008 1:55 PM
Hit the "Post Your Comment" button only once, monkeygirl.
79. jesus - October 10, 2008 2:17 PM
why do black peoples skin look like rotting corpse? and why are their hands and feet white? wtf? a chimps hands and feet are white too.
80. Slick Rick - October 10, 2008 2:27 PM
Wow - it's amazing how many racists there are when hiding behind a comment board. Cowards.
81. Vince Lombardi - October 10, 2008 2:30 PM
Spice "girl" now spice woman....
82. Imagination - October 10, 2008 2:47 PM
Spice: meet my Secret Sauce!
83. billabong021 - October 10, 2008 2:55 PM
#79
I dunno man, why's ur mom's asshole soo wide? I keep tellin that bich to get the damn surgery but NooOoo her precious son's special needs classes are more important! whatever man im outa here..
84. HunnieB - October 10, 2008 3:00 PM
man she looks great! I'd beat!
85. molly - October 10, 2008 3:00 PM
i dont even think the racist comments are genuine, i think people just say offensive shit for jokes, to get people all affronted and angry. because really.
86. Nibbler - October 10, 2008 3:01 PM
I don't see how the color of her skin has to do with anything. Seriously, grow up. Secondly, she looks really good for having a baby. I just think they could have posed her in some sexier positions; she just looks kind of blah in her pics. Either way, she's pretty.
87. Mark Badger - October 10, 2008 3:05 PM
White people would kill to look like that naturally at her age. So all you white people that make racist comments are really stupid. White people start looking like shit starting at age 26
88. Brazen - October 10, 2008 3:06 PM
He is hot, hot, hot. Period.
89. Brazen - October 10, 2008 3:06 PM
She is hot, hot, hot. Period.
90. jesse - October 10, 2008 3:08 PM
Won't You Please Help Its Less Than The Cost Of A Cup Of Coffee Each Day Spice
91. Palin/McCain 08 - October 10, 2008 3:10 PM
In our America, these mud-colored tattooed hair-straightened ghetto STD vehicles will be exterminated. There is no place in small-town America for them.
92. mara - October 10, 2008 5:40 PM
@43
black girls classier??!
LOL !! ROFL !! LMFAORLOLOLOLOLLL!
Yeah right, just like I dunno Beyonce "House od Diarrhea" dressed up in undersized golden hotpants (or any other given outfit). Or Mariah Carey (insert random picture). Or Janet Jackson
Or Tina Turner. Or Scary Tranny Spice.
Wait a second: they all actually don't have any taste at all.
Weird huh?
93. Bob Barker - October 10, 2008 5:59 PM
Photoshopped beyond belief.
Fake, through-and-through.
94. AnnaDraconida - October 10, 2008 9:55 PM
Someone out there deserves a Photoshop award. Pretty good, but the difference between the muscle tone of her arms/legs and her midsection says it all.
95. Jethro - October 11, 2008 1:08 AM
If these white nimrods would rather beat off to some freckle-faced white trash like Lindsey Lohan then so be it. No ever said these people had taste. Or brains. Or hygiene for that matter ( smell like marlboro reds and bad BO). Those toothless white meth addicted women do give good head though, for not having teeth and all.
96. Bobeyo - October 11, 2008 12:32 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME:
SHE. IS. HALF. WHITE!!!
Why is it that individuals who are half-white, half-black always get called plain "black"? SHE's ONLY HALF BLACK, morons.
That's probably why any of you white people find her attractive and are trying to use it as convenient "see, I'm not racist!" evidence. Get the facts straight.
97. Get a grip - October 11, 2008 3:19 PM
These comments are so racists and ignorant. There are beautiful women in all races - everyone has their own preference. Some white men date black women, some black men date white women. There is beauty in all races stop being so bitter and hurtful. It's so sad people think this way!
98. Get a grip - October 11, 2008 3:30 PM
P.S I have lost all respect I had for this site - I thought it was visited by people who love celeb gossip, entertainment and a bit of a laugh but not 2-brain celled racist morons. FYI - a little bit of education for you.....
The reason black people age 'better' is because the melanin in their skin protects them and stops it getting disrupted and harmed by sunlight.
Having said that, there are PLENTY of white women (like myself and members of my family) was age well and it is not because of genetics it is about your lifestyle, diet and happiness. Look how amazing Ellen Degeneres looks - look how stuning Sharon Stone is (plastic surgery aside). Yes these are celebs I am naming I could name people I know but then (and this may take some time for you slow people to get) you WOULD NOT KNOW THEM.
Also...this forum is the only place you can air your sad prejudices because in the real world blacks are TAKING over - in politic, entertainment, schools - you name it. It is a new day people and being hateful and bitter is only going to make your life miserable. Not theirs. Goodbye to this site. It is officially UNCOOL. I won't be checking back for responses so by all means...GO NUTS you white APES.
99. My little girl's crayon box (true story) - October 12, 2008 12:52 AM
I am from Mississippi and we really don't like the black folk very much in these parts. I mean, of they did not put grease and sticky shit in their hair they would look like apes.
My husband hates blacks so much that he took the black crayon out of our daughter's crayon box!!! He told her that black is the color of evil and it would be best not to have it around at all. My little girl asked her Daddy about black people and are they evil too. So she learned the truth about them and how in the good ole days a man could own a few of them and make them work in the fields all day so that they would not think about doing evil things all day.
I just felt that some of you dark skinned folk would get a kick out of this!!!
100. Jess - October 12, 2008 3:26 AM
Andrio... you're a racist bitch!
101. jess - October 12, 2008 3:28 AM
omg...wtf is wrong with these people.
102. LinLin - October 12, 2008 4:33 AM
Just incredible to read such disgusting racist comments. She's fricking gorgous. Face and body. And she has 2 kids so her body is a work of art. All of you haters are just assholes.
103. simone - October 12, 2008 4:31 PM
are you serious? why not take out the white one, since the only way to see the color is if you use a "colored" page. Seems like white is a waste of color to me
104. meh - October 12, 2008 11:20 PM
#31- Scary Spice has an ass? And...apes have straight hair so that comment made no sense.
105. Jakey - October 13, 2008 6:25 PM
Huh...after looking at these I get the urge to have sex with an airbrush artist. What's that about?