Oct 13 2008Sarah 'Paylin'' makes a porno
These are publicity shots from Hustler's politically-inspired porno Nailin' Paylin' starring Lisa Ann. Centuries from now, historians will unearth this patriotic display of free speech and remember what a proud and majestic democracy America once was. Then they'll get space boners. True story.
NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version of the first nipples I've ever seen that could fight their own war on terror - and win.

Reader Comments
1. how to lose girls - October 13, 2008 10:45 AM
first? not too proud to be american today
2. Randal - October 13, 2008 10:46 AM
Dearest Sarah,
I would motorboat that until I turned straight.
First bitches... First...
XOXOXOXO
- Randal
3. Roflcopter - October 13, 2008 10:46 AM
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
4. mimi - October 13, 2008 10:49 AM
STUPID!
5. atom - October 13, 2008 10:51 AM
Haha the russian guy was awesome!
6. mccain/palin 08 - October 13, 2008 10:53 AM
McCain-Palin 08! woo!
7. Run n Gun - October 13, 2008 10:54 AM
Finally, someone realised where women belong in politics, in a political porn. Well done.
Nice tit shot FISH
8. Around the world solo - October 13, 2008 10:55 AM
Even though I'm not in the US, there are still some things which make me proud to be American. *sob*
9. samdog - October 13, 2008 11:01 AM
GOD BLESS AMERICA.....This is fucking awsome, I love the title.
10. Rough Daddy - October 13, 2008 11:10 AM
When are they going to allow smut on the NYSE for trading,,,they are crash proof...
11. Mr. Sleepyhead - October 13, 2008 11:15 AM
If McCain doesn't get a woody over that, he has other issues beside the election.
12. zuglet - October 13, 2008 11:17 AM
FAIL! The real Sarah would realize that the shitty M-4 Clone has a bogus Clone-Point sight mounted on a handgard? FAIL.
(oh, FUCK OBAMA)
13. me - October 13, 2008 11:21 AM
NASTY! I think that guy there made a wise choice in leaving his gloves on. That woman is gross. If my ass and legs looked like that, I certainly would not put it on TV or in the mags. She's nasty.
14. Ol'Red - October 13, 2008 11:21 AM
Seriously?
15. WTF - October 13, 2008 11:27 AM
They should make one with Biden & Obama. A Brokeback Mountain theme.
16. havoc - October 13, 2008 11:28 AM
She's the best they could come up with? She looks pretty used up and pretty flabby. I could walk outside right now and find a hotter chick to cast than this....
Pretty lame actually. Unless they include some hardcore beating or something...
17. Nique - October 13, 2008 11:29 AM
HAHA too Funny!
18. Racer X - October 13, 2008 11:32 AM
McCain/Palin have lost my vote.
19. erik - October 13, 2008 11:32 AM
Here’s what Palin told the Anchorage Daily News about the official report on the investigation of "troopergate":
“Well, I’m very, very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing … any hint of any kind of unethical activity there.”
Note finding No. 1 of the report:
"For the reasons explained in section IV of this report, I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 39.52.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act."
In fairness, she might not be lying. Even after the birth of Trig, Sarah remains the least intelligent member of that family.
20. liudehua - October 13, 2008 11:39 AM
it's funny...
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21. Jayfournines - October 13, 2008 11:40 AM
hahaha this is made of all kinds of awesome...plus Lisa Ann is hot as hell
22. romeisburning - October 13, 2008 11:47 AM
you people are pathetic.
23. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
24. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
25. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
26. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
27. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:48 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
28. Ted Mosby - October 13, 2008 11:49 AM
I'm sure McCain is saluting...
in his pants.
29. Sam - October 13, 2008 11:50 AM
Her breasts are the size of John McCain's prostate.
30. Jimbo - October 13, 2008 11:57 AM
@13 Me, When are we going to get to see what your ass and legs look like?
31. yowza - October 13, 2008 12:01 PM
id like to put my ballot in that box
32. Sheva - October 13, 2008 12:01 PM
Why are we being subjected to this when more important critical issues face our nation like getting behind Obama so the self-anointed One can do the business of raising taxes and killing new jobs and signing that critical pardon for OJ!
Free OJ! Vote Obama! Get a pardon for OJ!!!
33. Engrish - October 13, 2008 12:02 PM
@20 I love Engrish
34. der doye duh - October 13, 2008 12:03 PM
#32 - I agree! Obama is going to fuck up the perfect world that Bush and the Republicans have created for us.
35. rob - October 13, 2008 12:11 PM
this is so fucking stupid its unbelievable...oh I get it they got a look alike..wow.
36. supersex - October 13, 2008 12:15 PM
i'd vote republician if i could fuck her
37. Astrid - October 13, 2008 12:18 PM
Ick. You wouldn't fuck her on spring break.
38. nothing alike - October 13, 2008 12:25 PM
I hate Pallin but, this broad doesn't look like her at all (just the hair style and glasses). I hate to say it but Sarah Pallin is MUCH better looking in the face than this much younger heffa.
Now thats not a good thing
39. Meow - October 13, 2008 12:34 PM
The real Palin is so, so, sooo much hotter than this chick. Eek.
40. obama08 - October 13, 2008 12:36 PM
this porno could also be called "Body of Lies"
41. will - October 13, 2008 12:41 PM
And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass...it's all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.
42. will - October 13, 2008 12:42 PM
And women wonder why they are regarded as brainless pieces of ass...it's all because whores like that ruin it for the few smart and modest women out there.
43. fuck mccain - October 13, 2008 12:42 PM
anyone who votes for palin and that tard that choose her as his VP deserves to die of cancer of the eyes and have a burning how rod shoved up their ass...
44. Fly Guy (WWW.MRSWAGGER.COM) - October 13, 2008 12:52 PM
That's just great. Nothing says "I've arrived" more than a porno flick made out of your life story
- WWW.MRSWAGGER.COM
45. 21st century digital boy - October 13, 2008 12:54 PM
I demand a debate/pole dance competition between Lisa Ann and Palin. I wouldn't be surprised if Ann would win both.
46. me - October 13, 2008 1:04 PM
@30 Only my man gets to see that. He gets pretty possesive...ya know how guys are. :)
47. Jim Treacher - October 13, 2008 1:08 PM
Love her or hate her, but you never saw this with Cheney. (Unless you count Lemon Party.)
48. Jim Treacher - October 13, 2008 1:18 PM
I say stuff like that to girls. They love it.
49. will - October 13, 2008 1:18 PM
Also if any of you have "sex for dummies" I am interested.
Will pay in cash.
50. Pat - October 13, 2008 1:20 PM
Cheney was behind the camera, not in front, for some unfortunately realistic lesbian pornos titled "All in the Family". He wanted to be supportive, but the boom mic picked up his teeth grinding.
Bush's daughters are the ones who always seemed to have bright futures in porno.
51. Jimbo - October 13, 2008 1:21 PM
@me
I am not sure we would want to see them anyway. You are probably so loose, that I could fist you with my head.
interested?
52. me - October 13, 2008 1:37 PM
@51...
1. You're a pig; and
2. Hell no.
53. jack - October 13, 2008 1:38 PM
OMG, HORRIBLE BODY!!
54. Deacon Jones - October 13, 2008 1:42 PM
They should have a guy ass fucking her from behind the podium, that would maybe help explain some of her answers she's given.
"oOhh you know...taxes, you know oHH"
55. andy - October 13, 2008 2:07 PM
You people are sick. I can't believe the level of sexism still around in the US. You all making sex comments make me ashamed to be an American.
56. Bobby Sands - October 13, 2008 2:11 PM
may god bless america
57. Hecubus - October 13, 2008 2:35 PM
Political themed porn has been around in America since at least the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal but this is different. This is probably the first instance in which the porn star is far less fuckable than the politician she's spoofing.
58. Mr. Tolerance - October 13, 2008 2:37 PM
GROSS. Who the hell would want to be with this disease infested half breed? Ill bet shes had more plugs in her than Bidens skull.
I would let her do my laundry or wash my car and cut the grass though.
"Hey Margarita...get your illegal donkey fucking ass back in here and finish with my fajitas!"
"Now Puta...You want another black eye?"
59. Shawn - October 13, 2008 2:39 PM
Said fuck mccain @ 43:
"anyone who votes for palin and that tard that choose her as his VP deserves to die of cancer of the eyes and have a burning how rod shoved up their ass..."
The right is so full of hate. Oh, wait....
60. PunkA - October 13, 2008 2:49 PM
What a lame porno. Had they made the guy the Paylin wanna-be boned look like John McCain or Bill Clinton, with a 2nd girl that looks like Cindy McCain, well then they might have been on to something...
61. Deacon Jones - October 13, 2008 2:51 PM
@55
Go blog on "The View's" chat page then, ya fag
62. lily - October 13, 2008 2:56 PM
I can't believe what a woman hating society this is.
or maybe its just a republican hating society- i don't think hillary or even monica inspired this kind of tribute.
fucking demeaning.
63. Powerofpeace69 - October 13, 2008 3:02 PM
Ha! You facists better get used to stuff like this. When Obama's in office this country's freedom will be open wide.
64. gits - October 13, 2008 3:03 PM
"or maybe its just a republican hating society- i don't think hillary or even monica inspired this kind of tribute."
You're kidding, right? There are TONS of pornos featuring fake Bill Clintons.
65. Right Fury - October 13, 2008 3:05 PM
The real sarah would know that's a crappy airsoft gun from "cheaper than dirt"
66. Slut - October 13, 2008 3:11 PM
This is pathetic-The real Sarah rocks!
67. truth - October 13, 2008 3:13 PM
The real Sarah would have asked Todd about the gun. The real Sarah copies Todd on most of her official, governor's-business emails. The real Sarah asks Todd to attend what are supposed to be closed cabinet meetings. The real Sarah has Todd do the worst of the attack work against political opponents in Alaska.
It's all on the record now. The "Sarah Palin" of the McCain campaign is about as real as this porno actress's boobs. She's the pretty face who does what Todd tells her to do.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
68. Sheva - October 13, 2008 4:42 PM
Who cares that Sarah may have done something within her power as governor to stop some drinking on the job, taser-a-kid happy storm trooper.
What's important is to hate her with all your might and support Obama so OJ can get a pardon!
Free OJ! Stop the racist, evil USA. Vote Obama and gold with OJ!
69. EuroNeckPain - October 13, 2008 4:53 PM
#67 I do not trust a word of what you are saying.
And yes, the real Sarah Palin looks much, much better than this prostitute. She has a well balanced body and she has class. And one should not be allowed to suggest that she is dumb, because the current president Bush is certainly the most moronic leader ever known to man. Never heard anything more ridiculous than a speech of Bush. That some can still vote for his party after all these years of shame is beyond my understanding. Don't you want a president you can be proud of, for a change ?
70. Yes and No - October 13, 2008 4:57 PM
ugh
71. fact - October 13, 2008 5:09 PM
Who cares that Sarah Palin quoted Westbrook Pegler, one of the ugliest characters in American journalism in the 20th century (back when Hearst was king), an avowed facist, racist, and many other "ist"'s. She introduced the McCain campaign's code words - "small town" - for what's good about America: certainly not minorities, who tend to live in cities.
Here's the quote from Palin's speech:
"We grow good people in our small towns, with honesty and sincerity and dignity."
Here are some of Pegler's other quotes:
-- it is "clearly the bounden duty of all intelligent Americans to proclaim and practice bigotry."
-- referring to Robert Kennedy, before his assassination, wishing that "some white patriot of the Southern tier will spatter his spoonful of brains in public premises before the snow flies."
Small town folk, patriots...yeah, it's really difficult to imagine what Pegler meant years ago, and what Palin and McCain mean now - when campaigning against the first-ever black presidential candidate with a chance to win.
Sure, Obama is the one who is racist. No question about that.
72. truth - October 13, 2008 5:18 PM
69. EuroNeckPain - October 13, 2008 4:53 PM
#67 I do not trust a word of what you are saying.
*** you don't have to trust me. There was an investigation. There is an official record. Todd Palin's presence at closed cabinet meetings, being cc'd on official government emails, and making phone calls to legislators and government officials who opposed or resisted Sarah Palin's efforts: all is on the record now, in subpoenaed documents and records and sworn testimony.
73. Narcissist - October 13, 2008 5:23 PM
Um...Lisa Ann looks a little rough. I'd rather look at Sarah if she'd just shut her idiot mouth.
74. JuliaG - October 13, 2008 5:37 PM
I can just see the "plot" now...Sarah is looking out her back window and sees some young Russian studs hanging out in Russia. She waves for them to come over then proceeds to show them how well she can handle a gun. And by gun I mean penis. The Russians are so impressed with her nob gobbling skills that they apologize for that whole Georgia thing, pledge their allegiance to America and world peace is born. It’s kind of beautiful really.
75. I'm Barack Obama and I approve... - October 13, 2008 7:22 PM
C'mon now, peoples!! Why da nasty talk abouts my opponent. She just doin' what she do. Sheeeet... I'd tax it, and THEN tax it!!
Heh...I think I jus made a funny.
Vote McCain/Palin.
Keep the White House white.
76. Jeff Little - October 13, 2008 7:27 PM
zuglet
Fail
77. Jeff Little - October 13, 2008 7:27 PM
zuglet
Fail
78. sean - October 13, 2008 8:15 PM
nice tit shot! now where can i find the actual porno?!!
79. Giggles - October 13, 2008 8:16 PM
Gee....I think those might be fake.
80. Giggles - October 13, 2008 8:17 PM
Gee....I think those might be fake.
81. Wow - October 13, 2008 8:20 PM
Even if you don't like her, it's a woman that's running for office. The way she is treated now will further determine how female candidates will be seen in the future.
82. Urbanspaceman - October 13, 2008 8:28 PM
Lame, even by Hustler standards.
83. Urbanspaceman - October 13, 2008 8:28 PM
Lame, even by Hustler standards.
84. britney's weave - October 13, 2008 8:48 PM
ew, ew, motherfucking EW.
what's so great about this is that you know the dude who knocked bristol up is SO renting this right about... now.
85. Truth doctor - October 13, 2008 9:03 PM
Anyone who hates her just because they disagree with her opinions is an emotional infant.
86. hmm - October 13, 2008 9:07 PM
OK even though I'm offended by Hustler I gotta admit this is hilarious.
87. Ted from LA - October 13, 2008 10:59 PM
This woman is udderly rediculous. Sarah, on the other hand, is worse. I'll bet Lisa Ann could beat Sarah in a debate. Youbetcha (wink). Darn right (second wink).
88. gerard Vandenberg - October 14, 2008 12:54 AM
It's a man's world?
89. david - October 14, 2008 1:12 AM
All you Palin haters, you're a class act. I'm just so impressed with the way you carry yourselves. It's people like you who remind me why I'm raising my child to be a Republican. You liberals have no tact, no couth, no respect for your fellow human being. You accuse good people of being racist, prejudiced, and bigots, and the FIRST words you utter about Sarah Palin are vile and cruel. Want to engage in some intelligent, coherent dialogue, no problem. Let's do it. But dialogue involves WORDS, hellooo???? Argue positions and leave Palin's family out of it! The One has two daughters...want to open up a dialogue about them?
Keep it clean, keep it coherent, and stop lobbing the stupid grenades people!
90. Elsie - October 14, 2008 2:01 AM
To the jackass who wrote this:
"anyone who votes for palin and that tard that choose her as his VP deserves to die of cancer of the eyes and have a burning how rod shoved up their ass..."
Well said. Your argument is so solid, I'm speechless. I was going to vote McCain/Palin but I don't want people like you thinking I should die of cancer and have buring rods shoved up my ass. That hurts my feelings. Lots. I'm not going to get any sleep tonight.
I have friends who are Democrats. I disagree with them, but I respect their right to their naive opinion. They actually know why they want to vote for Obama, they just don't realize how silly they are. Once they grow up, get real jobs and have families to support, they'll change their minds.
McCain/Palin because at the very least, their supporters are logical, they know how to use punctuation and they don't have to resort to slander and swear words to put lefties in their place. You guys give us plenty of ammo. Oooh I made a gun reference. Uh oh. Guns are bad.
I don't like the past 8 years of Bush. But I still maintain he has done a better job than Gore or Kerry ever would have. Besides, you guys should love him, he spends our money like its his own personal penny bank, just like your Democratic socialists do. McCain was the libs' token Republican and now it's a blast to see all the backtracking.
If I'm a neo-con, you're a neo-Marxist, plain and simple. Wealth redistribution is socialism. McCain is the lesser of two evils. Obama is for people with white guilt, jobless elitists who have time to feel sorry for people they believe are inferior to them, or poor people who would just rather not work. Let's not forget the morons who just like the fact that he's black. Tax refunds my ass. He's going to give our tax dollars to people that don't even pay taxes in the first place. No wonder hoodrats are all over youtube singing "Go tell yo Mama, vote for Obama." FREE SHIT!
Welcome to the New United States. We'll be just as jacked up as Europe in no time.
Go ahead and call me names, I never return after I post. Plus, I've got a pretty good idea what you'll say anyway. I'm sure it involves lots of swear words, the only words which will be correctly spelled.
91. Upskt Celebs - October 14, 2008 2:34 AM
I actually like Palin even though I'm not sure about the whole VP thing. But Palin in a porn?! I thin i'd lke to see that. Maybe just once though since she's popped so many kids outta that couche!
92. Jerry - October 14, 2008 5:24 AM
Yes, but have you seen the Palin Panties??? Plus there is a bunch of other great campaign gear here. I'd take a look and load up before this stuff disappears!
http://www.cafepress.com/hi_fi_shirts
93. denise - October 14, 2008 9:38 AM
Might have voted for the old man if he had this Palin, she looks SMARTER.
94. pablo - October 14, 2008 9:51 AM
I wonder if she is gonna yell "drill baby drill" at all????
95. Imagination - October 14, 2008 11:05 AM
Oh beautiful
those spacious thighs
I see that they've been layin'
That aqua top
those mammaries
across the fruitful Palin!
America! I've got a gun
and I know how to use it
Those moose are toast
I've got the most
Rent the porn and see!
96. Chuck - October 14, 2008 11:43 AM
@62 Society hates Republicans? I wonder why? Never mind. I remember now...
97. Nut Job - October 14, 2008 11:52 AM
The fact there are comments taking this to heart is hilarious! One asshole analyzes a toy gun, and another wants to free OJ... Thank yourself for being stupid fucking, pieces of shit in favor of running America 6ft. under!!!
Sarah Paylin can fuck like a champ!!! Sarah Palin (the real whore) can blow me like she blew that flute =)
98. Chuck - October 14, 2008 12:02 PM
Oh, and Lisa Ann is 2,000X hotter than Sarah Palin. It's just those stupid glasses. They look retarded on the real Palin and they're bound to look retarded on any Palin impersonators. The real Palin is only hot compared to other politicians. (Most politicians are men and the few females aren't exactly beauty queens.) It's all relative. Kinda like when everyone would fawn over Princess Diana when, in truth, she was incredibly plain-looking. Honestly, this isn't about politics. Whether or not you believe she'd make a good VP, Sarah Palin is not sexy. At all. Even if you ignore than ridiculous accent, there's just nothing there.
Oh and @89, thanks for raising your kids the Right way. After 18 years of that shit, they'll probably end up chained to an old-growth tree somewhere, daring the men in the bulldozers to make a move.
99. venomhed - October 14, 2008 1:35 PM
WOMEN - Still complaining that men are exploiting them. Yup, SO MUCH EXPLOITATION in these pics huh ladies? Yah, i see men all around her with guns to her head, FORCING her to do this shit.
Women = LOSERS. All women know how to be whores, ALL the time.
100. Hmph - October 14, 2008 2:51 PM
#69:
Although Bush is unpopular for many reasons, you are the truly stupid one for actually assessing that he is inferior in intelligence to Palin. Regardless of how I may feel about him or not, that man is a genius!!!
Anyone who is incapable of recognizing Bush's brilliance is one who possesses below-average intelligence. If you actually take Palin seriously and if you think that she is a smart woman based on her public persona and her public statements.... you must also suffer from Down's Syndrome like her whole family!
Why do stupid people like you actually think that they know the meaning of intelligence or "class" (hahahahahaha-hunting moose is really classy)!!!
George W. may not be an ethical person but he is much smarter than all you people who think that you are so politically aware to comment on his presidency, or take polls for idiots.
Stop pretending to be smart, just because it is trendy or something. Being smart is an illness that lasts a lifetime, and most of you don't know the pain and hardship associated with it.
I am voting for Obama, btw. (Female/ Republican/ California/ 28 y.o.)
101. Hmph - October 14, 2008 2:56 PM
#89:
You are another example of the majority of wannabee elitists.
Don't you observe human nature? You think that you are raising your kids Republican???
I don't have kids which is why I can see the reality objectively with how kids turn out when parents try to push a certain agenda.
You can't see it yourself because your emotions are involved, but everyone else knows that irony will undeniably be in your future when your kids make their own decisions.
102. Hmph - October 14, 2008 3:14 PM
Now I am mad for even getting involved with any of this shit,
but to everyone who complains that women are always exploited etc.
It really is not because Palin is truly hot, just in comparison to the other big names in politics (condaleeza, albright, etc.)
The real reason someone makes this movie is because she is STUPID and therefore she is not respected by the supposedly "misogynistic" men who produced this film. In reality, if she truly possessed great leadership qualities, people would not make a film like this one.
It is not about libs v. conservatives unless you are limited. For me personally, Obama is the choice based on certain issues that have become significant since the Clinton era from scandals such as Blackwater, NATO, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act and how things will change as a result over the next few decades, various economic and fiscal issues. I really don't think "healthcare" or "green" is even as crucial as the real matters that some people think are such a big deal. Boohoo secondhand smoke. If America disappoints me, I will get as many of you really good when I come for you as an agent of the #1 feared agency in this country then you will realize what I am talking about
103. K Babiarz - October 14, 2008 4:30 PM
you people are fucking disgusting. Saying its not hot unless theres a "hardcore beating" and women only belong in political porn? Backwoods redneck, sheep fucking, pathetic, nasty, wife beating pieces of shit. Trash like you guys are going to die lonely, cold, painful, long deaths. and when you do, I UH OH...A WEAK INFERIOR WOMAN will shit on your discounted gravestones. I hope you get hit by a fucking truck. Insecure little pigs
OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN OBAMA BIDEN
104. Guido - October 14, 2008 5:12 PM
Do any women in the US *not* have fake tits anymore? For some reason, I find this picture retarded ... America really has sunk low ....
105. KoT - October 14, 2008 5:25 PM
Anyone who votes for Obama/Biden is going to get cancer!
Do you see how retarded statements like the one above stating anyone voting for McCain/Palin will die, have things stuck in their butt, etc.?
I f'ing HATE Obama and wish nothing but failure on his upcoming administration, but I would never stoop as low as to say anyone who votes for this buffoon is going to die.
Grow up dumb ass liberals!
106. KoT - October 14, 2008 5:26 PM
Anyone who votes for Obama/Biden is going to get cancer!
Do you see how retarded statements like the one above stating anyone voting for McCain/Palin will die, have things stuck in their butt, etc.?
I f'ing HATE Obama and wish nothing but failure on his upcoming administration, but I would never stoop as low as to say anyone who votes for this buffoon is going to die.
Grow up dumb a$$ liberals!
107. V - October 14, 2008 5:27 PM
this world is f-ed up. this is so disrespectful whether your republican or demo-frickin-cratic. do men really like fake ass boobs? how trashy
108. Kurt Vile - October 14, 2008 5:59 PM
Not for nothing, but technically a woman playing Governor Palin should be lactating. Y'know. If you want to be accurate. And carrying around 2 quarts of saline doesn't count.
109. Gistine - October 14, 2008 7:45 PM
I just did not need any kind of visual, you know? Lactating...its just wrong. The only politicians that should be screwing are either out of office, or dead (Clinton, Kennedy). Both Democrats!
110. Dev - October 14, 2008 10:49 PM
I can't believe this is the land from which I came....
How have we strayed so fuckin far...
Maybe McCain and Palin should win, that way Russia Blows us to hell.
Where we belong. If only there really was a hell.
Well at least we'd be out of the way.
111. Woody_Hardasson - October 15, 2008 2:43 AM
My interest in politics is increasing....
... now if they could just get the real Palin to consent to a lesbo scene... rawrrr....
... and what's wrong with tall girls?
112. Rattan - October 15, 2008 3:16 AM
God "professional porn stars" are so ugly. And in porn, the term "MILF" usually means a washed up old porn star with all bits hanging and ugly silicon tits.
113. Trudy - October 15, 2008 9:55 AM
The world is watching the USA in the midst of your election. Most of us are generally disgusted with the US and its politics, its politically/globally ignorant population, as well as the behavior of its citizens overseas. We read things like these blogs and comments, are worried for your children and ours. There's undeniably a growing hatred in the world towards Americans. I can feel it and see it in many countries. Start holding yourselves to higher standards, practice what you preach, and leave your ignorance out of the international public domain (people read this and laugh at the condition of the American people) I've stopped disliking you(Americans) and now I feel sorry for you.
114. Gistine - October 15, 2008 8:00 PM
@113
Coming from a country known for its people marrying their cousins and a severe lack of dental hygene, I must politely disagree with you, Trudy.
Who the fuck are you or any other Brit to judge us? Your fucking king said he wanted to be a tampon and your telling my country and its citizens that we are a globally ignorant population? I don't think so. Nothing decent has come from your country since Winston Churchill and probably never will again, so please, fuck off and mind your own goddammed business.
115. Zoomie - October 15, 2008 9:59 PM
Great God A'Mighty, I do love an election year!
You people do realize you're arguing a political issue over an adult movie parody, on a tabloid website? Perhaps next you'll go over to the Enquirer site and argue about Britney's cup size? Hmmmm? Insipidly stupid though she may be, Palin is still light years ahead of the most of you in the intelligence department.
We're (almost) all Americans. Start acting like it.
PS-nice fake tits.
116. nice - October 16, 2008 7:48 AM
nice
117. Ryan - October 17, 2008 1:29 AM
Palin is better looking.
118. keith - October 17, 2008 4:19 AM
You americans must be very proud now?
119. Jesus - October 17, 2008 11:45 AM
this cracks me up. yeah, i'm fuckin' proud to be an American
120. RobInCT - October 17, 2008 10:50 PM
OK, first of all, when people who make statements like that "cancer" statement for example are given any kind of credence, or are actually considered viable representatives of their parties, we all lose. People who make those kinds of statements are retarded, probably don't know anything about politics to begin with, and are probably only supporting the candidate that MTV thinks is the coolest. You are an idiot for taking a statement like that seriously. And trust me, there are retards like that on both sides of the line... In fact, I'm probably doing an injustice to people who are actually retarded by comparing these cretins to them.. Now, I am not affiliated with either party... I think they are both full of shit, and doubt that either side has any real solutions for the crisis' we are in. Now, politicians like Palin are the one's I have a real problem with. She, like Bush, is the kind of ultra-religious nutbag who believe the are ordained by God his or herself to lead our country. The type that try to force their religious views into their political ideology. The separation of church and state did not exist during the Bush administration, and I see a whole lotta Bush in Palin (pun intended). There is actually video of a witchdoctor performing an exorcism on Palin in front of a packed church. She made the comment that Jesus will make his physical return during out lifetime. The idea of people like this running the country scares the hell out of me. Another thing that makes me laugh is the neo-cons calling the liberals mudslingers, when in fact that seems to be the only political strategy being employed by the McCain/Palin ticket. If I have to hear them call Obama a terrorist one more time, I'M going to explode. That is just ridiculous and childish.. And then when their supporters yell out "kill the terrorist" (referring to Obama) at their, and they do nothing to discourage it, you can see how childish they really are. They have directed their whole campaign towards white middle to upper-class suburban Americans. They completely ignore the plights of everyone else... And you know what, they are going to lose because of that. They are way too narrow-minded in their views to even acknowledge that other classes of people exist in this country. If McCain/Palin could just come up with one way that their economic policy would differ than that of the Bush administrations, maybe I could take them seriously. But I really feel like voting for them would be voting for 4 more years of the same raping of everything that was once good about this country. I'll vote for Obama for the simple fact that he is the lesser of two evils. That any kind of change is an improvement over what is happening right now. Something has to change.... I don't see that happening under McCain. Just a whole lot more of the rich getting richer, not having any accountability for the effect their greed has on everyone else, as they lay-off thousands while cashing their 2 million dollar bonus check. I am so sick of people like them, the oil and energy companies, catching all the breaks. People say "don't vote for Obama because he will raise your taxes." Yeah, if you make over $250,000. I think those people can afford the increase, while those of us who make $30,000., the people who barely make it on their salaries, might actually catch a little break. If that doesn't make sense to you, than go ahead and vote for McCain. Have fun watching the rich get richer while you struggle to pay your rent, or are sitting in the unemployment line waiting for your tiny check, while the CEO that laid you off glides home to his mansion on his golden parachute.
121. RobInCT - October 18, 2008 12:02 AM
Here's an example of what makes Sarah Palin such an idiot. These are her exact words:
" We believe that the BEST of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful pockets of what I call THE REAL AMERICA.... This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans."
Sarah Palin
Oct. 16th, 2008
So, if you are someone like me who grew up in Philadelphia, or any other big city in America, you are not a real American and not the kind of person they are even trying to appeal to.. Somehow, if you aren't from a small town, you can't be patriotic, or have goodness or courage in you. The best people in America live in small rural towns where there is no diversity.. If you aren't just like her, you don't count. Guess what idiot! You know what the big cities have that your little small town America doesn't have? Lot's of voters! By discounted us "city folk" you are destroying any chance you have of winning. At least the Obama campaign tries to reach everyone. Palin and her cohorts are only trying to reach clones of herself.
122. RobInCT - October 18, 2008 12:03 AM
Here's an example of what makes Sarah Palin such an idiot. These are her exact words:
" We believe that the BEST of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful pockets of what I call THE REAL AMERICA.... This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans."
Sarah Palin
Oct. 16th, 2008
So, if you are someone like me who grew up in Philadelphia, or any other big city in America, you are not a real American and not the kind of person they are even trying to appeal to.. Somehow, if you aren't from a small town, you can't be patriotic, or have goodness or courage in you. The best people in America live in small rural towns where there is no diversity.. If you aren't just like her, you don't count. Guess what idiot! You know what the big cities have that your little small town America doesn't have? Lot's of voters! By discounted us "city folk" you are destroying any chance you have of winning. At least the Obama campaign tries to reach everyone. Palin and her cohorts are only trying to reach clones of herself.
123. pol - October 18, 2008 12:04 PM
its true? idon't know, i can't understand what happen in this world
124. Amy - October 19, 2008 12:23 PM
Sarah Palin's stupidity and over-confidence has degraded the nation. It is only fitting that she be degraded in turn.
I am in full support of this film and I hope it will be the standard-bearer for all future pornos. May it become as legendary and ubiquitous as Deepthroat and Debbie Does Dallas.
Lisa Ann, Hustler Films, you are doing the Lord's work. Nail this bitch, hard.
125. Bob - October 30, 2008 5:19 PM
I'd hit it!
126. JoShea - November 2, 2008 2:06 AM
I live in the most corrupt city on earth--Chicago, IL. Nobody becomes an lllinois senator without Emperor Daley's blessing, which will be paid back in kind. If Daley hadn't secured Obama's senate win, Obama wouldn't have been keynote speaker in 04, and wouldn't be running for president today. He will have Congress at his beck and call. Bill Daley will become Chief of Staff, since the president gets to appoint his own Cabinet. If you've ever wondered what it would be like to live in a city more corrupt than NYC in the 30s, you're about to find out.
To all Americans, the entire world except Israel HATES US, and almost all Europeans want Obama as our next president. He will weaken our standing in the world, and soon the Soviet Union will be back (Remember them? Russia recently invaded Georgia, a FORMER SOVIET REPUBLIC).
Finally, to my Chicagoan friends, Air Force One CANNOT PHYSICALLY LAND AT MIDWAY. If you want the entire city's traffic to go to hell every time he visits the Shadow White House (a.k.a. City Hall) to receive new orders from the Daleys, vote Obama.
127. obamasucks - November 21, 2008 2:46 AM
Bill clinton actually destroyed our country ans was that main reason for the crash, and Obama has only short term goals and no long term he's just trying to please the people and taking our troops out of iraq is a big mistake and ask many military families they proudly support the war and what is stands for. Democrates are so stupid ...i dont want to be a socialist
128. reader1 - December 7, 2008 11:08 PM
MUST READ!! #34 The perfect world that Bush has created for us? bull shit our nation is shit have you been hibernating for the past 8 years what the hell is up ur ass? FOR ALL WHO READS THIS!! IT IS NOT THE PRESIDENT THAT CONTROLS THE NATION IT IS THE CONGRESS AND SENETT so we have no clue how Obama is going to do in the office his promisses may not even come through may not none of them!! i voted for McCain but all who want Obama out of there he will do a lot of hell better than his dumb ass VP so get all of this through ur fuckin thick ass skulls
129. MIKE - January 13, 2009 6:43 AM
could I gave her a goo fuck????
130. Barack O'Balla - March 9, 2009 12:41 AM
Lisa Ann is so damn fine...awwready! why are the red stars over her boobs so damn big? my penis is sad now...THANKS
131. tim burgett - April 13, 2009 9:04 AM
i wanna fuck you so hard my taxes will be done early every year.
132. John - June 6, 2009 8:14 AM
Palin a old hag..... Lisa Ann a hot piece of ass