Oct 2 2008Sandra Bernhard makes Sarah Palin gang-rape joke, surprisingly doesn't go over well
Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women's shelter after recently making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska governor would get "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she ever came to New York, according to Us Magazine:
On her Web site, Bernhard said the gang-rape joke was part of a larger piece from her show about "racism, freedom, women's rights, and the extreme views of Gov. Sarah Palin - a woman who doesn't believe that other women should have the right to choose."
Said the comedian: "I certainly wish Gov. Palin no harm - I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views ... and then go back to Alaska."
Perhaps a women's shelter isn't the best venue for Sanrda Bernhard's "humor." That said, as an advocate of free speech, I don't like seeing someone censored for exercising their first amendment rights. So, don't ban Sandra Bernhard for her words; ban her because she has the aesthetic qualities of a murder scene. Then again, that's just me and my love of the Constitution.

Reader Comments
1. Slut - October 2, 2008 12:01 PM
She looks like Shrek
2. Common Sense - October 2, 2008 12:02 PM
Rape joke are a really tough sell.
3. Nice Jewish Girl needs - October 2, 2008 12:04 PM
Why don't you guys leave her alone? What has she done to you and I don't want to hear any bullshit about her being vulgar. That's just the way our culture is. And Sarah Silverman can threaten Jesus anytime she wants.
Don't like it? Move.
4. Rant - October 2, 2008 12:04 PM
She and Amy Whinehouse are the finalists for the Ugliest Woman.
5. Harry Doyle - October 2, 2008 12:09 PM
Sense when is not wanting to get gang raped suppressing womens rights?
6. Free Speech? - October 2, 2008 12:09 PM
Free speech does not mean you can say what you wish without consequence. Sandra Bernhard still enjoys full free speech rights, but much like when Hollywood speaks out, the dollars go away.
7. Your mom - October 2, 2008 12:10 PM
5th!
8. jimmd - October 2, 2008 12:10 PM
I've seen Sarah B perform. It's all crap like this. Not funny.
It ain't censorship if you don't think she's funny -- no one has to put her on the stage.
9. Harry Doyle - October 2, 2008 12:10 PM
sorry, "Since when", my bad
10. monkeyfightclub - October 2, 2008 12:11 PM
that is a scary looking dude.
11. mamadough - October 2, 2008 12:12 PM
oh Jesus! i think my vagina just jumped up further inside my body. i defy any man with a working penis to find her attractive.
12. adeliza - October 2, 2008 12:12 PM
the joke was in poor taste, but I have to agree that this woman is scary to me.
If I ever get raped, ain't no one, no where, no how going to tell me that I will cary that to term and go through delivery. On top of that, who would take care of the child? Certainly not the rape victim.
Are tax payers dollars going to pay for the medical bills of the rape victim's pregnancy? And then where does this unwanted baby go? Are tax payers dollars going to pay for raising a baby that came into being as a result of rape?
Is Sarah Pallin going to open her home up to all of the babies born as a result of rape? I hardly think so. Is she going to foot the bill for the medical bills the rape victim incurs? I bet not. That woman is a cunt.
13. Mo - October 2, 2008 12:14 PM
A joke, maybe. Fine. AHAHAHA. Whatev.
At a WOMEN'S SHELTER? Wrong.
14. jimmd - October 2, 2008 12:15 PM
Although I do remember the time on Letterman, after the Supreme Court upheld the Georgia anti-sodomy law, when she did a whole bit on, "Dave, I can't believe it. Sodomy was our whole thing." Only time I've seen Letterman completely speechless.
Don't buy tickets to see her, though.
15. Ed - October 2, 2008 12:16 PM
Pretty dumb to mention rape but then trying to explain it all in terms of abortion rights. Alaska has the worst per capital rape rate in the country, and only recently made progress in stopping the practice of BILLING RAPE VICTIMS FOR THE COST OF DOING THE RAPE KIT to collect evidence of the assault, for use in court. The city most resistant to stopping this practice? Yup, you guessed it: Wasilla. Put that together with no-abortions-even-for-rape-victims and Ms. Palin is, in fact, a politician with some very extreme views in terms of how women should be treated in this country.
Once again, the celebs have a can't-miss target and end up shooting themselves in the foot.
16. Dannydrunko - October 2, 2008 12:16 PM
Advocating gang rape is extreme, but I totally get Sandra's frustration. That bozo implying that she'll fulfill Hillary's legacy is almost too depraved to be humorous!
17. Kris - October 2, 2008 12:18 PM
See, now this is who I'd expect to be hooking up with Samantha Ronson.
18. adeliza - October 2, 2008 12:20 PM
Ed-
in case you get any nay sayers, you are correct. The article about making rape victims pay for their own rape kits was in the New York Times. Any one who wants proof can google it, or go to the NY Times and search for the article. It is true and the New York Times is not a tabloid, ya know!
19. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 12:21 PM
Fish, PLEASE stop with the uglies. It's horrible.
20. DuchessOfDork - October 2, 2008 12:22 PM
Palin believes that states should make abortion legal or not. She might be pro-life, but she's also pro-small government, meaning that if a state agreed it should be legal she would support it.
Celebrities like this should educate themselves more so they don't continue to spout ignorance.
And by the way, way for a middle-aged white woman to make a joke about her "big black brothers" gang raping someone. It sounds like she's just describing a fantasy of her own.
21. Dar - October 2, 2008 12:23 PM
#12 -- That's right! That baby is totally responsible for the father being a rapist, and it deserves to die! It's all the baby's fault! It is eeevil and must be destroyed!
I say we close down all taxpayer-funded orphanages right now and kill those unwanted cast-off brats currently infesting them, then we fix them up with new paint, flat-screen TVs, and move all death row inmates into them after commuting their sentences.
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
22. Joe Melnick - October 2, 2008 12:32 PM
Hey asshats: the rape kit story is 100% false. Never happened. The only evidence they found was proof of the city buying 2 rape kits.
The NYT is a tabloid, it has lost any journalistic integrity it ever had. The pore over Palin's entire life and not a single story about Obama's ties to terrorists, marxists, racists and fraudsters. There's never been less scrutiny about a potential president.
Ever hear of adoption? So many people want kids, so many want to abort, it's just crazy enough to work.
23. Rant - October 2, 2008 12:33 PM
#16 - Hillary's legacy? Riding on your husband's coattails is a legacy?
24. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 12:36 PM
@21
Is an acorn an oak tree the moment it hits the ground?
I find it interesting that you and your kind are so keen to cull off criminals (who are, incidentally, actual human beings), but aghast at the notion of what is essentially the popping of a pimple that would ruin lives if allowed to grow to maturity.
Conservatism is just fear and small-mindedness dressed up to look respectable.
P.S. You're an idiot.
25. Beeotch - October 2, 2008 12:43 PM
#22 Thank you! Couldn't of said it better myself!
26. will - October 2, 2008 12:47 PM
.....and Liberals are just people who are sooooo open-minded, their brains have fallen out.
P.S. You're an idiot.
27. jack - October 2, 2008 12:53 PM
@24 - Fuck you. Every baby deserves a chance at life. If if happens to grow up into a dumbshit, then we'll kill it. However, perhaps you should have been popped (like a pimple, of course).
28. Vince Lombardi - October 2, 2008 12:54 PM
Wow. Steven Tyler has really let himself go.
29. Area Man - October 2, 2008 12:55 PM
The "joke" served it's purpose. It got SB some publicity and back in the news for a few minutes.
30. Vince Lombardi - October 2, 2008 12:56 PM
BTW, a liberal is a conservative who hasn't been the victim of a violent crime --- yet.
31. pAM - October 2, 2008 12:56 PM
#3 SHUT THE HELL UP!
I AM SICK OF PEOPLE MAKING EXCUSES FOR THESE LIBERAL/BIAST HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT IS THEIR STUPID CULTURE. IT'S GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND AND THE EXCUSES ARE BULLSHIT. I BELIEVE EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO MAKE JOKES, BUT LATELY PEOPLE HAVE GONE TO FAR. I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT AND SO ARE A LOT OF OTHER AMERICANS. THAT'S WHY ALL THIS HATE WILL BACKFIRE AND OBAMA WILL LOSE. THE MEDIA IS DEAD IN 2008 OFFICIALLY!
DON'T WORRY UGLY ASS SANDRA! NO ONE WOULD WANT TO GANG RAPE YOUR BITCH ASS, NOT EVEN A CRACKHEAD IN A DIRTY ALLEYWAY! YOU ARE A HIDEOUS HAS BEEN....OR SHOULD I SAY NEVER BEEN LOL!!!!
32. Dar - October 2, 2008 12:56 PM
#24 -- Good God, an unborn child is no more to you than an "acorn" or a "pimple" that would "ruin lives", yet a convicted murderer on death row who has actually ruined other people's lives has more right to live?
I guess I should actually thank you for this insight into the liberal mind, scary as it is. Now I understand better what the stakes are in this fight.
33. Right Fury - October 2, 2008 12:58 PM
@ Uncle Eccoli
"criminals (who are, incidentally, actual human beings)"
Murderers and Rapists, are actual human beings. Yup, that sums up the democratic party right there. Unborn child<Child rapist.
Your logic is undeniable.
Way to go on letting the child rapists get a pass supreme court! rock out with your cock out!
34. Tired - October 2, 2008 12:58 PM
All of the freedom of choice voices sound hypocritical when they denounce Palin's choice not to abort.
As far as holding outrageous views ... I guess drilling a hole in the living baby's head for a late term abortion isn't considered an extreme and outrageous view.
35. Mr. Jones - October 2, 2008 12:59 PM
I have to admit, this broad was pretty funny playing a psychopath (big stretch) in "The King of Comedy". But that was 30 years ago.
Now, with all that Botox, she looks like Babe Ruth. She wasn't really that attractive to begin with. Why bother?
36. retards - October 2, 2008 1:01 PM
Here's the local coverage of the rape kit story (Anchorage Daily News):
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/523708.html
Wasilla is a tiny town, so it didn't have many rapes. The point of the story is that it was official policy to bill the victims for the rape-kit procedures, not that it happened 100 times in such a tiny town.
When the Alaska state legislature passed a bill banning the policy, the Wasilla police chief Charlie Fannon spoke against it, on record. He thought it would add an excessive cost to the police budget. Palin was mayor at the time. These are facts.
37. nipolian - October 2, 2008 1:02 PM
She looks just like Alf.
38. norton - October 2, 2008 1:03 PM
I was unaware that jewish people looked upon the black race as their bretheren - or did I miss something.
Regardless, this woman has never been funny and never will be. The question is, why is she famous to begin with?
39. Drunkman - October 2, 2008 1:06 PM
She's fucking disgusting...and I'm drunk!
40. immmers - October 2, 2008 1:08 PM
Lessee, she looks like the love child of Fergie and a Neanderthal.
She's not funny despite being a "comedienne."
She has zero personal charm.
She's only famous for fucking Madonna.
And she's a douchebag.
Why is anyone giving her the attention she clearly craves again? She doesn't care about politics -- she just found an easy target.
41. Rock Face gals - October 2, 2008 1:09 PM
This isn't Sandra Bernhard. This is A-Rod's ex, Cynthia Rodriguez.
42. whatever - October 2, 2008 1:09 PM
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER PICTURE SHE IS SO OFFENSIVE. SHE MAY BE AS UGLY INSIDE AS SHE IS OUTSIDE!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL FOR HER TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A BAG OVER HER FACE.
43. WTF - October 2, 2008 1:10 PM
Sandra is in no danger of being raped by anything human with that face.
44. Brydie - October 2, 2008 1:10 PM
#24 obviously your a Biology major. I'm impressed by your knowledge of basic science. The unborn CHILD has committed no crime and is completely defenseless, but you want it to pay for the crime of his father. If your dad kills someone, should we lock you up to be on the safe side? On the other hand, murderers, rapists, and pedophiles have committed crimes and should pay the ultimate price for those crimes. Dead people rarely commit another crime.
45. havoc - October 2, 2008 1:18 PM
HOLY FUCK, SHE IS UGLY.
DAYUM.....
.
46. Ted from LA - October 2, 2008 1:21 PM
She looks like a Jewish Mike Tyson.
47. SuperGRL - October 2, 2008 1:21 PM
Bottom line is...if you are a man, you have nothing to say about abortion.
The only person who has the right to choose anything is the woman who it's happening to. Sarah Palin is a fucking moron. All men out there who believe abortion is wrong are fucking morons.
48. stickykeys - October 2, 2008 1:22 PM
someone get a paper bag, stat!
49. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 1:24 PM
@32 See, the thing is that an embryo at a few to several weeks is not an unborn child - it's a tiny mass of rapidly dividing cells that in no way constitutes a person or a life any more than an acorn constitutes a tree. Yes, a convicted murderer has more right to live than a nascent embryo, seeing as how it is no more 'alive' than your gall bladder.
Just a note, but my mind is far from "liberal." My opinions on foreign policy and immigration, for example, are much more akin to your conservatives' positions than anyone else's. I do not, however, believe anyone has any right whatsoever to impose their own essentially religious ideologies an others' lives. I understand why it's easier for you to lump anyone who disagrees with you into a single manaical, fictional category of evil malcontents; I'll leave that alone and offer this instead: If you don't like abortion, don't have one. It's none of your business what anyone else does with their own pregnancies.
I'm glad you pointed out that muderers have *already* ruined lives. You're right. Those lives are ruined. Done. There's no going back. But surely you're not suggesting that revenge is preferable to prevention. Or perhaps you are...
Lastly, I'm not American. I have no stakes in your "fight." With regards to what stakes there are, however, I have absolutely no doubt that there are few with as poor an understanding of them as you.
50. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 1:28 PM
@44
As a matter of fact, I studied political science.
51. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 1:32 PM
@47
And I suppose contraception is entirely the man's responsibility?
And that women have nothing to say about national elections, as it's a man it's happening to?
52. Rob - October 2, 2008 1:35 PM
she has got to be one of the ugliest women/man/whatever i have ever seen. I'd rather brat off then have sex with that ugly bitch
53. can i get a hoot hoot - October 2, 2008 1:38 PM
Did Patrick Swayze have a sex change?
54. Sandra Bernhard - October 2, 2008 1:39 PM
Of course, I was only aiming this at the dumb white goyim of middle America; you know, fly-over country.
To my black brothers and sisters, I meant no harm . . . you're just my convenient butt-wipes.
Now all of you stupid sheeple, pay attention: go back to the talmud-vision, turn it on, sit-down, and shut the fuck up.
Love and kisses,
S.B.
55. Woman - October 2, 2008 1:39 PM
Uncle Eccoli, your intelligence is such a turn on. Nothing sexier than a smart man.
I'm currently taking Biology so I can validate the text in post #49.
56. HorribleJudgment - October 2, 2008 1:40 PM
My...my God. That face. How do I properly describe how unbelievably and repulsively ugly and hideous that face is? Can I do it? It's quite and undertaking....Let me give it a try. I am not a quitter! Here I go:
Bernhard's nose is like a dead rat, run over by a truck 50 times, and then glued on her face. Her gap teeth are repulsive, and her lips are like dead worms with cheap 10 dollar lipstick smeared on. Her eyes are old, wrinkled, tiny, slitty, beady, and disgusting. The bags under her eyes go on for fucking days. And to top it all off, she has a dick-like chin, testicle-like cheeks, and an over-botoxed forehead the size of a fucking building.
Whew! I'm exhausted!
57. Sand Man - October 2, 2008 1:41 PM
She is the stuff nightmares are made of.
58. ughhhhhhhh - October 2, 2008 1:41 PM
People pay money to go see that thing? I guess it's like a freak show. "Look ma, it talks!"
59. adeliza - October 2, 2008 1:42 PM
It is also not the woman's fault that she was raped. So therefore she should not be expected to put her life in danger by being pregnant. You know pregnancy is dangerous guys. If the rapist is not caught there is no telling what kind of lethal and dangerous disorders and diseases that might be involved, that you would never know of until too late.
The rapist could have Aids, hepatitis and many number of other thins. Tests could be run for this, but then, what....bring an Aids infected discard into this world?
This is a mean thing to say, but all of the folks that think that these women should have the child should be placed on a list. Every time one of these children is born, the next person on the list gets to raise the next bay that is born. They get to suppport them. No matter what kind of disorders or problems the baby has.
The raped woman will have to carry for 9months something that reminds her of a hellish experince, meanwhile possibly getting diabetes, which pregnant women get. If she is any kind of sickness or has to take prescription medecine, that is out also. What if she has to be bed bound for 6 months because of a difficult pregnancy? The raped woman could die or receive permanant damage/health complications from this situation. Not to mention, possibly losing out on work and a job.
Then there is the fact that her body is completely changed because of this situation. Not to mention the delivery and the dangers there. What if the woman dies during delivery, or has a stroke? It wasn't her fault she was raped.
Not to mention what it would do to her relationship with her husband or partner.
All of you men who feel so strongly about this, think really hard about watching your wife or partner go through 9 months of pregnancy with a rapist baby, whilst sleeping the in the bed next to you?
What would you do? Honestly? Odds are, you would have a strong change of heart about your views.
It is a ghastly situation, and one that unfortunately no matter which side you take, it is going to be offensive to someone.
However one thing to remember, abortion, like drugs and prostitution will never go away. If it becomes illegal, all that is going to happen is the same thing that happens with drugs and prostitution; it goes behind back doors.
Then you have a whole other situation of the "back door abortion" which opens up a whole other bag of social situations.
Nasty business, all of it. Abortion is cringing, but it is a big bad world out there, and this is one of the things that makes it so.
No woman that is raped should be forced to have the baby.
If men got pregnant, this would not even be an issue.
60. SuperGRL - October 2, 2008 1:44 PM
@51 -
Of course contraception is not entirely the man's responsibility (when did I say that), however should a child be conceived it is the woman and only the woman who has the right to choose what happens to her body.
as for your second statement....ah fuck it...you're a moron.
61. havoc - October 2, 2008 1:49 PM
When do you think Sandra realized she was hideously ugly? Was she an ugly little girl? Do people tell her on a daily basis how ugly she is? Does she have fewer mirrors in her house because of her ugliness? Do small children scream and run away because she is so ugly? Was she really offered the lead role in Mask?
Them's my questions....
.
62. John - October 2, 2008 1:49 PM
Talk about white trash, this broad is at the of of the heap of a steamy, smelly, crap pile!
63. norton - October 2, 2008 1:51 PM
@47..... Let me get this straight. Say my wife becomes pregnant unexpectedly, are you telling me that I have no rights in relation to my child if she says "fuck it" and decides she wants an abortion? Believe it or not I was involved and my cells are comingling with hers.
If that is your take then clearly you are challenged. You should seek help immediately for your narcissism. Or just kill yourself - either way your life would improve.
64. Gourmet Vagina - October 2, 2008 1:55 PM
Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm. Sandra's looking mighty fine these days. Mighty fine . . . (vlorp!)
65. SuperGRL - October 2, 2008 1:58 PM
@63 -
You're married? I feel extremely bad for your wife.
You can of course have an opinion in the life of your unborn child but again, in the end IT IS THE WOMAN'S CHOICE WHAT HAPPENS TO HER BODY. Is that clear enough for all you men out there? That was the point I was trying to make. Do..you..understand..now?
66. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 1:59 PM
@60
Clearly, you've missed the point. Better luck with #63!
67. sunshine - October 2, 2008 1:59 PM
People, people, could we just stick to making fun of stupid, overrated celebs? All of these political rants on all sides are just so inappropriate to a site such as this.
I second nipolian's comment. She does look like Alf. haha
See how much easier that is?
68. HuckyDucky - October 2, 2008 2:01 PM
Ed,
That business about billing victims for rape kits? That's a fabrication.
69. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 2:03 PM
@65
You really ought to be careful with that - you could very well end up painting yourself into a corner. I mean, here on the intrawebs it makes little difference, what with the relative anonymity, but just be careful with friends and family.
70. Fumus - October 2, 2008 2:03 PM
I was flabbergasted (that's a big word for shocked) to realize there was actually a philosophical debate going on at the Superficial. C'mon guys let's get back to trashing celebs and writing hilarious, crude, and vulgar disses and forget Roe v. Wade, you guys can have that discussion anywhere...well anywhere but on a comment board whose sole purpose when created was trashing celebs.
Bernhard needs to find a bridge somewhere, and start asking questions for people to pass...yea that's a troll. ;-)
71. Deacon Jones - October 2, 2008 2:04 PM
This...is....the ..UGLIEST WOMEN IVE EVER SEEN
No wonder she's a lezzie
72. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 2:04 PM
@67
Carry on, sunshine.
73. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 2:08 PM
@70
She was speaking at a women's shelter - have you ever seen one that WASN'T under a bridge?
74. SuperGRL - October 2, 2008 2:11 PM
@69 - Thanks for the tip.
75. I'm Obama and I approve... - October 2, 2008 2:13 PM
@18 - "the New York Times is not a tabloid, ya know!"
That line is funnier than ANYTHING this ugly sow has ever said.
The NYT is a friggin' joke.
76. wickywicky - October 2, 2008 2:16 PM
you people are messed up. Uncle Eccoli do you ever shut up? I noticd you've made a comment on almost everything...you must have lots of time on your hands. Do you have a job?
Point is...Sandra is butt nasty! Her eyes seem to be sinking into her head! As for her crude joke...who cares?? People take to much offense to comedians, take it as it's meant to be....FUNNY!
77. adeliza - October 2, 2008 2:17 PM
#67 and #70...
Sorry, a hot button for me.
So....
what a fucking, ugly ass, gap-toothed fucktard. She's just jealous because Sarah Pallin is pretty and she is more heinous that a wart on a toad's ass. She just is dying for the day that some of her big black brothers come and gang rape her. Most especially up the ass. She won't have to worry about no babies then.
78. John Mal - October 2, 2008 2:19 PM
here's a woman who doesn't have to worry about getting gang raped by the brother's!
Of course if they want to please feel free to do so--she is white after all
79. Mcfeely Smackup - October 2, 2008 2:19 PM
"That said, as an advocate of free speech, I don't like seeing someone censored for exercising their first amendment rights"
Free speech? Censored? First Amendment?
I know "the superficial editor" isn't a position of constitutional scholarship, but jesus christ at least try to not butcher the constitution you're making noises about supporting.
Uninviting an offensive comedian from performing is not exactly the same thing as torching the first amendment.
80. I'm Obama and I approve... - October 2, 2008 2:24 PM
SuperGRL is a Super-BITCH!!!
Geez, go suck a dick and chill out, Lady. Damn!!
81. Biff - October 2, 2008 2:25 PM
Come on, people. Sandra has every right to say what she did.
Just like I have every right to say that she is the most unsightly human being to ever walk the planet, hands-down. She looks like Quentin Tarantino after a chemical plant exploded and sent scalding acid and red-hot shrapnel into every pore on his face. Jimmy Durante called, he wants his nose back. I see she's had a bit of work done, obviously some dermabrasion with a hand planer. Apparently her dentist is British. Her breasts are concave. I give her credit for shaving her chest, though.
Lest any of you think I am shallow and unfairly picking on Sandra because of her unfortunate appearance, I am certainly willing to consider her intellect: she is thoroughly ignorant. Ugly, dumb and obnoxious -- she is the holy trinity of awfulness. Other than that, I guess she's OK.
82. Chelle - October 2, 2008 2:27 PM
Sandra Bernhard makes jokes about Sarah Palin being gang-raped and PALIN is the one with the extreme views? Anybody who sees comments like that as "humor" undoubtedly holds some intolerant, extreme views of her own.
Sandra Bernhard -- Ugly on the inside. Even worse on the outside.
83. adeliza - October 2, 2008 2:37 PM
#81 Biff-
"Apparently her dentist is British"
Them's fightin' words now!
84. D-mob - October 2, 2008 2:44 PM
#80
SuperGRL is not a bitch, it's called having an opinion.
And I don't think sucking a dick will change it!
85. sharpeidude - October 2, 2008 2:45 PM
#28 - That's not Steven Tyler, man! That's either Ace Frehley or Adam West; get it right dude!
86. Consider the source - October 2, 2008 2:52 PM
What would one expect from her "kind"? They are cruel and vulgar.
Remember Roseanne singing the National Anthem?
87. Uncle Eccoli - October 2, 2008 3:05 PM
@76
Sometimes, yes. Thanks for noticing! Yes, I've got a job.
88. Mel Green - October 2, 2008 3:23 PM
Freedom of speech doesn't, however, obligate a women's shelter or any other venue to be a platform for any given individual to exercise their right to freedom of speech.
89. FACTS - October 2, 2008 3:24 PM
re: "fabrications" about Palin, Wasilla, and rape kits:
FACT: As mayor of Wasilla, Palin signed a budget that eliminated the police department's funding for rape exams.
FACT: Palin's handpicked chief of police, Charlie Fannon, made the decision to stop funding rape exams, even though the department didn't bill victims of other crimes for investigations. The policy went into effect in 1998.
FACT: The decision to stop paying for rape kits could have disqualified the entire state from receiving hundreds of thousands of dollars in federal grant money through the Violence Against Women Act, which requires states to certify that some public agency is picking up the tab for all rape kits. The Alaska state legislature specifically cited Wasilla - the only city in Alaska not paying for its rape evidence-gathering procedures - in passing a bill requiring all police departments to pay for rape kit exams, as it does for all other types of evidence-gathering in all other types of crimes. Chief Fannon complained that picking up the costs would be an unfair tax burden (he made no mention of similar costs for all other crimes), and he made a suggestion that the perpetrators be billed instead, which was ignored.
The policy is the issue, not whether there were bills marked "rape kit" sent to patients. The policy was to NOT pay for evidence collected after a rape, unlike all other crimes, and it was put forth by the Wasilla police chief that Palin picked, and ratified when Palin signed off on the budget that implemented the new policy. These facts are not in question.
90. sexy brains - October 2, 2008 3:29 PM
She is fucking heinous looking. Why does she even wear make-up? I mean, seriously, it's impossible that she can be even UGLIER without it. I mean Sarah Jessica Parker is one ugly bitch, but it's impossible that Sandra Bernhard did not win the 'ugliest woman alive (or dead)' contest.
She's famous, has money, etc right? GET SOME WORK DONE BITCH.
91. sexy brains - October 2, 2008 3:30 PM
#46 - hilarious! .. and true. wow
92. Right Fury - October 2, 2008 3:31 PM
Sandra's parents should have aborted her.
93. Frank - October 2, 2008 3:31 PM
I think Bernhard has been living in her little expletive cocoon for too many years. I also found #89 very informative, if it happens to be the truth.
94. Christopher - October 2, 2008 3:42 PM
I was going say "I thought Bernhard died in 1999." Then I saw this pic and realized she did. Who the hell decided to reanimate this piece of shit? We do NOT need another comedienne zombie walking around...
95. Jeff - October 2, 2008 3:42 PM
the beast's comment: "I'd just like her to explain to me how she can hold such outrageous views" shows just how clueless and close-minded she (it?) is. How about the idea that Palin, and everyone else has the right to hold whatever ideas they want. Last I checked, that is one of the principles this country was founded on.
Bernhard is a sorry excuse for a human being. Her mother really should have gotten that abortion.
96. adeliza - October 2, 2008 3:44 PM
#92
Nyahaaaa!!!!!!
97. Help Me - October 2, 2008 3:58 PM
This really is the ugliest woman that I have ever laid my eyes on. I hope I don't go blind.
98. sameshitdifferentyear - October 2, 2008 4:08 PM
Sandra's nose looks like it has already been gang-raped, impregnated, and is expecting triplets in the next few weeks.
Sandra has mastered the art of affixing herself to already existing events, like a turd mixed in bubble-gum stuck onto your shoe.
The combination of the lack of looks and the lack of talent, of Sandra, is so astonishing, I was rendered speechless by the sheer, awesome shittiness of her latest attempt of, whatever she was trying to do.
Said the comedian: "I certainly..."
How dare anyone call her that, Tom Green laughs at her lack of talent.
99. Beltway Bandit - October 2, 2008 4:18 PM
Look, I'm all for contraception and even abortion within the first trimester. That's the woman's body. But for Obama to support legislation denying medical care to a live-born attempted abortion, that's too abhorrent.
Abortion is a personal and societal question that is best dealt with through the states. You could call it "moral competition." Those people who are fine with it move to states that permit it. Those people repulsed by it, move to states that regulate it accordingly. That's the only way to encourage a moderate and reasonable view on it, and avoid this rancid race to the left or right that's poisoning our nation's politics.
Obama equates abortion with the civil rights struggle when talking about the Supreme Court. He obviously knows nothing about the struggle (albeit he's black, he was raised by his white grandmother, a VP of a bank in Hawaii). The civil rights struggle existed from our country's formation and continues to this day. The offenses were committed against human beings judged by their mere appearance. For him to equate abortion with that legitimate struggle show's he's so "intellectually" insulated, he's lacking all perspective.
100. joe - October 2, 2008 4:18 PM
So now we have to explain ourselves to Sandra Bernhard if we have views opposite to hers?
Inviting her to speak to abused women is like inviting Robert Byrd to speak to the NAACP
101. Nut Buster - October 2, 2008 4:51 PM
Her face looks like it was gang raped by a sledgehammer. That is one fugly bitch.
102. Sport - October 2, 2008 4:56 PM
Eeek.
She would be uber-rich if she just did ugly jokes. I mean, who knows them better?
103. Plobes - October 2, 2008 5:04 PM
she's a lesbian
SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU STUPID BOYS DON'T WANT TO FUCK HER!!!!
104. yikes - October 2, 2008 5:26 PM
there's no way that's a chick!
105. Lauren - October 2, 2008 5:33 PM
Yeah, it's also racist. Fun times.
106. Ricard0 - October 2, 2008 5:39 PM
It is always those on the fringes of a group or the borderline cases who are the most outspoken and vociferous. Sandra Bernhard is clearly on the fringes of being a woman or, a borderline case, if you will. Just like Hitler was Austrian, but proclaimed his Germanic roots, so it is with this transsexual op gone wrong. Fuck off Bernhard.
107. Observer - October 2, 2008 5:52 PM
Nice teeth - heard of Bright Smile?
108. bootlips - October 2, 2008 7:00 PM
She can't act. She's ugly as sin. She's stupid. Sounds like your typical self-righteous so-called celebrity.
109. Gino Beteta - October 2, 2008 7:56 PM
She is jewwish, she can get away with anything. Even destroying american economy.
110. Sheva - October 2, 2008 8:01 PM
Time for the self-anointed to pay for their vulgarity. And this chick took vulgarity to a new level of moonbat ugliness.
Of course Obama is an extremist on abortion on babies surviving the butchery and totally behind partial birth abortion. It's part and parcel of the state dictate on life and the marxist creed.
This bitch is and was nothing.
But Obama and his Fannie Mae/Freddie connections along with ACORN another of his marxist associates have brought this country to its knees with the government backed subprime mortgages.
http://www.youtube.com/TheMouthPeace
Check the facts for yourself. The idea that very people that caused the biggest economic crisis since the Great Depression may in fact be the ones who gain power as a result.
They have no shame, none.
http://www.youtube.com/TheMouthPeace
111. ummm...yeah - October 2, 2008 8:06 PM
That is one UGLY bitch!!!!!
112. UpChuck - October 2, 2008 8:36 PM
A liberal makes a statement. A conservative says, "I do not agree."
A conservative makes a statement. A liberal says, " You fuckin idiot, you should fuckin die with aids you stupid fuckin bastard!" Sandra Berhardt, Rosie O'donnell, Michael Moore and all the other liberal loudmouth celebutards.... these are the people that pushed me into becoming a Republican.
113. CJ - October 2, 2008 9:06 PM
skank. ugly skank.
114. Banquo - October 2, 2008 9:31 PM
Hey,..what's going on in this forum? I just came in the room and saw my roomie crashed on the floor crying and gouging at his eyes with a pencil,..you guys must have said some mean stuff,..let me scroll up here and see....
Oh wow,..OK it's a picture of John Merrick, (actually Joseph Merrick to be accurate) I mean sure he's kind of scary but he was a beautiful person on the inside and many people got to see that so what's all the fuss abo......uh..
What? That's a woman?! GAH,..gimmie that pencil!!!
115. Unklejoe - October 2, 2008 9:54 PM
This bitch looks like Linda Blair on the Exorcist.
116. Jeff - October 2, 2008 10:29 PM
That is Roger Federer in drag. Fact.
117. Nut Buster - October 2, 2008 11:10 PM
It's not racist...being fucking ugly is not a protected class. Race, sex, religion, yes. Having a face that looks like a pile of dog shit, not so much.
118. toiletduck - October 3, 2008 12:33 AM
Someone should stuff her into a burlap sack and drown her in the nearest river - after she is raped by her black brothas by the way...shit, does anyone care what this cunt thinks??????
119. truthhurts - October 3, 2008 1:06 AM
I think she looks fantastic. For being dead.
120. With jews, you lose - click here for the porn link article - October 3, 2008 8:12 AM
@ #110: Sorry Sheeva, I watched some of your videos, but you didn't even come close. All the people you "named" were just the usual low level scuzz.
If you can't get it up to name the group who controls 96% of the mainstream media, who owns most of the central banks, who virtually "dictates" what the "humanities" in academia are about, who commands massive monetary and military donations to their country for the sake of "religious" territorial conquests (yeah, I'm talking about the Vatican retaking the Papal States . . . God damn, you stupid white fucktards!!!), who dominates the porn industry (see link above), and is allowed as to have as many people with dual loyalties in high government offices as it wants, you've missed the point, or more likely, they're your masters.
You dumb demopublican operatives are all the same. You expect everyone to be convinced by slick production values and a rapid barrage of images along with exciting music. It didn't work, sap.
I could make links to this shit all day. I only chose to make one because I'm tired. Check it out, it's jewish and not from one of the dreaded and untrustworthy "hate" sites, so maybe (but probably not) you dumb white shits can believe it.
You stupid mindless braindead white sheeple are being used like butt-wipes and being replaced in your own countries. The jew likes to "hold the door open" at the borders; it's "good for jews", which it the sole criterion by which they judge anything. They feel "more comfortable" in multiracial countries, and if you don't like it you stupid white goyim (cattle), then you can go fuck yourselves because you're supposed to obey jews (you don't know what the noahide laws are, do you, you idiots?).
Sheeva, if you have the guts to name the jew, I might listen, otherwise fuck off.
P.S. I'm not a Christian, I'm an atheist, but I have more awareness of the double standards promulgated against Christians by the jews' media than most of you supposedly Christian idiotic braindead white sheeple do.
OK, you can go back to your talmud-vision now, you stupid fucktards, I wouldn't want you to miss a single second of Dancing With The Stars or whatever other mindless shit is on.
121. Cut and Paste Time - October 3, 2008 8:31 AM
For your reading pleasure!
ST. LOUIS (Reuters) - Equal rights for gay couples, a divisive issue in the 2004 U.S. presidential election, produced a rare moment of agreement in Thursday's vice presidential debate between Democrat Joe Biden and Republican Sarah Palin.
In an otherwise contentious debate, both Biden and Palin said they did not support civil marriages for same-sex couples, but both backed a range of other legal protections.
"No one would ever propose, not in a McCain-Palin administration, to do anything to prohibit, say, visitations in a hospital or contracts being signed," said Palin, referring to John McCain, her running mate in the November 4 election.
Such rights already exist in Alaska, where Palin serves as governor.
"In an Obama-Biden administration, there will be absolutely no distinction from a constitutional standpoint or a legal standpoint between a same-sex and a heterosexual couple," said Biden, referring to his Democratic partner, Barack Obama.
Asked if he would support gay marriage, Biden said: "No. Barack Obama nor I support redefining from a civil side what constitutes marriage."
Palin was likewise succinct. "My answer is the same as his and it is that I do not," she said.
122. gerard Vandenberg - October 3, 2008 8:37 AM
I'm expected to have diner now?
123. sarah - October 3, 2008 9:19 AM
What a hideous jewess.
124. chrisj - October 3, 2008 9:31 AM
Another left wing, homo, liberal, no talent, Hollywood douche bag proving the Democratic Party has nothing to offer average normal people.
By the way, who is uglier Bernhard or Streisand?
125. Scotsman71 - October 3, 2008 9:32 AM
BLAH BLAH BLAH !!! all of you shut the fuck up and go on about your lives as normal...it is not like any of you are going to change your minds because you read a comment on The Superficial
126. Deechronic - October 3, 2008 9:35 AM
i think she needs to cut back on the meth... she starting to get that brick eater look
127. Ew - October 3, 2008 10:15 AM
She has to be the ugliest woman on the planet.
128. supersex - October 3, 2008 11:24 AM
if my dog had a face like that i'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards.
129. Davis - October 3, 2008 11:43 AM
@125
Thank you sir, your comments have changed my life, as I read them on the Superficial.
130. Yikes! - October 3, 2008 11:56 AM
I think I'm in love.
131. ooops!! - October 3, 2008 1:37 PM
Wow bad move have you seen sarahs response to this its even funnier that sandras face enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBi1COlZXM
132. Randomness99 - October 3, 2008 2:28 PM
She's not being censored, genius! She has every right to say whatever she wants... which she does. Other people have every right to not want her to promote something b/c of what she has said. That part is in the constituion too. People can say whatever they want.... and people can also say whatever they want about what someone said. You need to understand that yes you say whatever the hell you want but it's not unconstitutional to have consequences to what you say as long as they are not legal consequences.
When you're going to bring up constitutions rights... you can't give them to certain people and not others. It is their constitutional right to disagree with her. Duh!
133. NY Ted - October 3, 2008 2:33 PM
WTF HAPPENED…Did someone “accidentally” or “purposely” throw hydrochloric acid in her face? Or was she just born that fucking ugly? Fuck…they had to tie a pork-chop around her neck when she was a kid so the family dog would play with her!
134. Plobes - October 3, 2008 5:11 PM
# 120
you suck and make no sense
if jews were really in control of everything they would have killed your ignorant ass
Jews TEND to be well educated, intelligent and successful, unlike you. Thousands of years of being hunted and harangued have made us mighty resourceful.
from
The Fresh Jewish American Princess
135. murrchen - October 4, 2008 12:32 AM
Ugly AND nasty....at least she'll never have to worry about being gang-raped, or any other variety of rape if the lights are on.
136. kerry zaputz - October 4, 2008 11:30 AM
Ewww.......and Sandra should be gang "double-bagged". Not a pretty woman.
137. kerry zaputz - October 4, 2008 11:30 AM
Ewww.......and Sandra should be gang "double-bagged". Not a pretty woman.
138. kerry zaputz - October 4, 2008 11:30 AM
Ewww.......and Sandra should be gang "double-bagged". Not a pretty woman.
139. Lonnie - October 5, 2008 1:59 AM
128 blurted "if my dog had a face like that i'd shave it's ass..."
That's because you have all those years of experience shaving dogs asses (your face). Now stop insulting dogs. After all they give you cock when you want it.
140. dogpatch usa - October 5, 2008 2:01 AM
I've seen her picture in the paper in a story about a meth lab bust. In bum fuck Arkansas.
141. Sarah Palin - October 5, 2008 1:39 PM
Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!
(applause)
Furthermore...
(applause)
After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!
(long applause)
Vote McCain (Palin)
Amen!
(Amen!)
142. jennifer - October 5, 2008 10:21 PM
Damn....she looks like a hot tranny mess in that photo.
143. Nature vs. Photoshop - October 6, 2008 1:28 AM
Somebody should saw Sandra's ugly face off of the front of her skull, or at least TRY to Photoshop it into something better.
I guess her face is just nature's way of saying, "Piss off, Photoshop. You're no match for me."
144. miss_kelly - October 6, 2008 8:46 AM
"The Constitution is just a Goddamned piece of paper" - George W. Bush
145. firestarter - January 24, 2009 4:15 PM
jesus fucking christ! thats disgusting