Oct 11 2008Salma Hayek has an ass on her chest (It needed to be said)
Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they're going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying "Needs more screen." Except me; I'll be using suction cups to begin my ascent of Mt. St. Boobies until the fire department hoses me down. I'm a film lover.
RELATED STORIES

Reader Comments
1. boogermeister - October 11, 2008 5:36 PM
Now that's a rack and I am so thrilled to be the FIRST loser to reply. All other losers follow me
2. Dr. Otto VanDerWahl - October 11, 2008 5:41 PM
Mexican dairy products give me the shits
3. CaptainMorgan - October 11, 2008 5:42 PM
Keira Knightley and now this!? Black and white. What a difference!
I'm not big on hairy women, but if Selma waxed (and a thorough inspection would be required to be 100% sure), I'd be all over that.
4. Quiero Titties - October 11, 2008 5:52 PM
This is why I love spanish chicks.
5. latin@s - October 11, 2008 5:54 PM
omg capatin estupido, se ve que intelligente eres.... transaltion moron,,, i can see how stupid you are, this woman just had a baby not too long ago, i think she looks great!!!! i am a huge fan of hers, and obviously there are some stupid men who never learned to keep their mouth shut!!!! so next time captin dipshit, keep your stupid comments to yourself!!!!!! and fyi her name is spelled salma estupido!
6. Loo - October 11, 2008 6:45 PM
I think she's beautiful. Too bad she's Mexican.
7. IwanttodieinbetweenSalmastits - October 11, 2008 7:30 PM
I want to be smothered to death by those tits!!!!! What a way to go!
8. Rough Daddy - October 11, 2008 8:14 PM
My goodness, I dont think you need viagra to give those a bakers dozen delight...
9. scott - October 11, 2008 8:23 PM
holy shit. hahaha
10. scott - October 11, 2008 8:23 PM
holy shit. hahaha
11. ToTellTheTruth - October 11, 2008 9:33 PM
Her kid looks like a pig faced midget...
12. Medicated - October 11, 2008 9:42 PM
If my ass were THAT big- I'd diet.
13. bam - October 11, 2008 9:44 PM
11 - why are you looking at the kid?
14. Lee - October 11, 2008 11:10 PM
Now that's just misshapen.
15. onlocash - October 11, 2008 11:18 PM
Fucking sellout whore ! I still love her though
oh Yeah to Comment number 6 (Loo) fuck you and congratulations you survived your own abortion you piece of shit fag
16. Brownie - October 12, 2008 12:31 AM
Man I would love to lay a sloppy turd to rest right between those mammaries. I would even put a flower in top.
17. JT - October 12, 2008 12:58 AM
It looks like she's read the Christina Aguilera guide to motherhood
18. InTheWorstWay - October 12, 2008 12:59 AM
All of you no pussy gettin' dudes and you never gonna get laid women who are dissing on this fine ass woman, need to take notes because this woman is has defied the logic of what a baby can do to a woman's body. She came out looking even better than she began with. Whoa mommi!
19. Com - October 12, 2008 1:17 AM
Wonderbra... Meet the steel girder! She's still hot. But wouldn't want to see those things loose in a tee.
20. gerard Vandenberg - October 12, 2008 1:19 AM
This is what they call: "DESPERATE", folks!!
21. Pancho Villa - October 12, 2008 1:29 AM
Hijo de la chingada! Quisiera sentarla sobre mi cara como si fuera una banca!
Translation: She's a very attractive woman.
22. IKE - October 12, 2008 2:30 AM
Baby fat. Gotta LOVE it!!
23. Mike - October 12, 2008 4:48 AM
How dare you call that little kid an ass?!
24. Mike KO - October 12, 2008 5:33 AM
Well, what do you know -
- some times, in the movies; they actually focus on the plot??
(Meaning I've seen her on the big screen before, & did not notice anything more then her Lovely face & how she play the part)(a fair talent)
Really now - [to the real losers here] - Get a life!!
It has to be a result of; - what is there...
&&&& how it is reshaped by clothes & For The Camera -
Meaning - like the rest of hollywood - its an illusion,
Created to sell non-realities to people to those lacking their own
PLEASE AMERICA!!!
Our "suspension of dis-belief" needs to end sometime!
25. youtube video - October 12, 2008 8:23 AM
saoll
26. Bob - October 12, 2008 8:58 AM
She looks very hot, I don't understand why #6 is concerned she is from Mexico?? that seems a bit odd doesn't it?
27. poopoo - October 12, 2008 9:19 AM
click nooooow! i order u to:
http://ur-bumbum.myminicity.com/
28. poo - October 12, 2008 9:20 AM
click nooooow! i order u to:
http://ur-bumbum.myminicity.com/
29. britney's weave - October 12, 2008 10:09 AM
cute baby!
30. Sheva - October 12, 2008 11:14 AM
cute babies!
31. Britney2 - October 12, 2008 11:29 AM
No one cares about your judgements on women. She's too fat, she's too thin, her boobs are too big, too small, blah blah blah. Beauty is subjective and if you're wasting your time commenting on this site, you're probably unattractive yourself. People are people, everyone has feelings and Hollywood is not real. Now go outside and enjoy the sunshine.
32. Boobies - October 12, 2008 11:39 AM
did she get a boob job?
33. SueMe - October 12, 2008 12:14 PM
@11 you know that's a beautiful baby you punk.
34. woodhorse - October 12, 2008 12:16 PM
This just in: Dow drops over 300 points upon hearing news that Fish works on weekends.....
35. woodhorse - October 12, 2008 12:18 PM
at least her ass isn't up around her throat like Janet Jackson. No wonder the concert tour got cancelled.
36. james - October 12, 2008 12:42 PM
this woman looks hot in this vid at 1:29 in the hot tub scene! and the flashing lights part <33333
I can feel you - http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFda-gYPdzk
BEST PREVIEW of heavy rotation: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhqC9izmQw
37. heck man - October 12, 2008 1:00 PM
I'd give her a full body wax and then hit it until I'm a dried out prune
38. michael - October 12, 2008 1:05 PM
It seems like she's had a boob job
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/03/25/salma-hayeks-porn-boobs/
39. Crystal Yagoobian - October 12, 2008 2:26 PM
She always looks desperate to me for some reason. She needs to calm down with those boobs.
40. yuck - October 12, 2008 2:35 PM
GORGEOUS WOMAN!!!
41. Melania - October 12, 2008 3:19 PM
Those are her own. She's had no boob job.
42. menotrouble - October 12, 2008 3:34 PM
great, great woman.
but also: great headline.
still, the one who should lose weight is alec balwin. compared to him, she looks like twiggy.
43. supersex - October 12, 2008 5:52 PM
i'd like to take a bite out of the hairy taco.
mexican bitches, you gotta love them
44. UK_Matt - October 12, 2008 6:13 PM
Hot.
45. Fernando Narcos - October 12, 2008 6:37 PM
I came.
i know its so cliche,but that's what happened.
46. Fuckyourrottingcorpseandgotohell#6 - October 12, 2008 9:51 PM
Mexican's are fucking awesome! She looks good and her baby is super cute. Some of you are right though, she might need to cover up more often.
47. sally - October 12, 2008 10:25 PM
Meetingblack.com----- ? It is really a funny and interesting place to date attractive girls or hot guys. Many hottie videos and photos at this site, you can enjoy latest interesting videos or talk about hot topic with other friends. I've met many thoughtful singles who were trying to find true love.
48. Dani - October 12, 2008 10:57 PM
Valentina Paloma is soooo cute!!!
49. Ana - October 13, 2008 2:30 AM
She just looks fucking ridiculous now with her huge implants and breast milk competing. She used to be attractive when she had a normal body.
50. Mike - October 13, 2008 10:01 AM
Whats really cool about one of the pics is proof that Baldwin is just another short, fat, old guy. I spent probably 15 minutes on that one looking for the vette.
51. Parker - October 13, 2008 11:02 AM
omg...I want to...buttfuck...her....chest? but but then I'd have to look at her face or her.....nooooooo!
52. jesus - October 13, 2008 11:37 AM
what a hot looking woman. what? no pictures of her ass though?
53. dude - October 13, 2008 12:48 PM
NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ
54. dude - October 13, 2008 12:48 PM
NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ
55. mamadough - October 13, 2008 1:01 PM
i heard that she cums sour cream....only 30 cents extra.
56. nancy - October 13, 2008 1:34 PM
her daughter's adorable.
57. Jen - October 13, 2008 1:48 PM
I love dressing sexy but sometimes it is best to tone it down a bit like at a childrens birthday party.
58. perro del crimen - October 13, 2008 2:19 PM
esos bebés deben tener pequeñas lunas el mover en órbita alrededor de ellas
59. Spinnaz - October 13, 2008 3:28 PM
Too much cleavage, I'm a straight guy and I think it looks extremely vulgar. Put on a fucking turtleneck or something.
60. jesus - October 13, 2008 6:05 PM
spinnaz are you sure you are straight?
61. nastyjay - October 13, 2008 7:49 PM
you fukkers dont know how bad i wanna bang bang bang jiggle jiggle jiggle
62. Indecent - October 13, 2008 7:54 PM
Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that's what this world has come to.
63. Indecent - October 13, 2008 7:56 PM
Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that's what this world has come to.
64. Sugreev Ahuja - October 15, 2008 9:52 AM
I've always found her pretty ugly,and the fine boobs aren't enough to direct my attention from her fugly face.
65. fumanchu - October 17, 2008 10:51 PM
I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????
66. fumanchu - October 17, 2008 10:51 PM
I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????