Oct 11 2008Salma Hayek has an ass on her chest (It needed to be said)

Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesterday for her upcoming cameo on 30 Rock. Judging by these photos, they're going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then people will walk out saying "Needs more screen." Except me; I'll be using suction cups to begin my ascent of Mt. St. Boobies until the fire department hoses me down. I'm a film lover.


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Now that's a rack and I am so thrilled to be the FIRST loser to reply. All other losers follow me

Mexican dairy products give me the shits

Keira Knightley and now this!? Black and white. What a difference!

I'm not big on hairy women, but if Selma waxed (and a thorough inspection would be required to be 100% sure), I'd be all over that.

This is why I love spanish chicks.

omg capatin estupido, se ve que intelligente eres.... transaltion moron,,, i can see how stupid you are, this woman just had a baby not too long ago, i think she looks great!!!! i am a huge fan of hers, and obviously there are some stupid men who never learned to keep their mouth shut!!!! so next time captin dipshit, keep your stupid comments to yourself!!!!!! and fyi her name is spelled salma estupido!

I think she's beautiful. Too bad she's Mexican.

I want to be smothered to death by those tits!!!!! What a way to go!

My goodness, I dont think you need viagra to give those a bakers dozen delight...

holy shit. hahaha

holy shit. hahaha

Her kid looks like a pig faced midget...

If my ass were THAT big- I'd diet.

11 - why are you looking at the kid?

Now that's just misshapen.

Fucking sellout whore ! I still love her though

oh Yeah to Comment number 6 (Loo) fuck you and congratulations you survived your own abortion you piece of shit fag

Man I would love to lay a sloppy turd to rest right between those mammaries. I would even put a flower in top.

It looks like she's read the Christina Aguilera guide to motherhood

All of you no pussy gettin' dudes and you never gonna get laid women who are dissing on this fine ass woman, need to take notes because this woman is has defied the logic of what a baby can do to a woman's body. She came out looking even better than she began with. Whoa mommi!

Wonderbra... Meet the steel girder! She's still hot. But wouldn't want to see those things loose in a tee.

This is what they call: "DESPERATE", folks!!

Hijo de la chingada! Quisiera sentarla sobre mi cara como si fuera una banca!

Translation: She's a very attractive woman.

Baby fat. Gotta LOVE it!!

How dare you call that little kid an ass?!

Well, what do you know -
- some times, in the movies; they actually focus on the plot??
(Meaning I've seen her on the big screen before, & did not notice anything more then her Lovely face & how she play the part)(a fair talent)

Really now - [to the real losers here] - Get a life!!
It has to be a result of; - what is there...
&&&& how it is reshaped by clothes & For The Camera -
Meaning - like the rest of hollywood - its an illusion,
Created to sell non-realities to people to those lacking their own
PLEASE AMERICA!!!
Our "suspension of dis-belief" needs to end sometime!

saoll

She looks very hot, I don't understand why #6 is concerned she is from Mexico?? that seems a bit odd doesn't it?

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cute baby!

cute babies!

No one cares about your judgements on women. She's too fat, she's too thin, her boobs are too big, too small, blah blah blah. Beauty is subjective and if you're wasting your time commenting on this site, you're probably unattractive yourself. People are people, everyone has feelings and Hollywood is not real. Now go outside and enjoy the sunshine.

did she get a boob job?

@11 you know that's a beautiful baby you punk.

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at least her ass isn't up around her throat like Janet Jackson. No wonder the concert tour got cancelled.

this woman looks hot in this vid at 1:29 in the hot tub scene! and the flashing lights part <33333

I can feel you - http://youtube.com/watch?v=RFda-gYPdzk

BEST PREVIEW of heavy rotation: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhqC9izmQw

I'd give her a full body wax and then hit it until I'm a dried out prune

It seems like she's had a boob job

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/03/25/salma-hayeks-porn-boobs/

She always looks desperate to me for some reason. She needs to calm down with those boobs.

GORGEOUS WOMAN!!!

Those are her own. She's had no boob job.

great, great woman.
but also: great headline.
still, the one who should lose weight is alec balwin. compared to him, she looks like twiggy.

i'd like to take a bite out of the hairy taco.

mexican bitches, you gotta love them

Hot.

I came.

i know its so cliche,but that's what happened.

Mexican's are fucking awesome! She looks good and her baby is super cute. Some of you are right though, she might need to cover up more often.


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Valentina Paloma is soooo cute!!!

She just looks fucking ridiculous now with her huge implants and breast milk competing. She used to be attractive when she had a normal body.

Whats really cool about one of the pics is proof that Baldwin is just another short, fat, old guy. I spent probably 15 minutes on that one looking for the vette.

omg...I want to...buttfuck...her....chest? but but then I'd have to look at her face or her.....nooooooo!

what a hot looking woman. what? no pictures of her ass though?

NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ

NICE BOOBIE CRACK!!!!! LOLOLZZZ

i heard that she cums sour cream....only 30 cents extra.

her daughter's adorable.

I love dressing sexy but sometimes it is best to tone it down a bit like at a childrens birthday party.

esos bebés deben tener pequeñas lunas el mover en órbita alrededor de ellas

Too much cleavage, I'm a straight guy and I think it looks extremely vulgar. Put on a fucking turtleneck or something.

spinnaz are you sure you are straight?

you fukkers dont know how bad i wanna bang bang bang jiggle jiggle jiggle

Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that's what this world has come to.

Yeah I agree spinnaz. I got a nice big cock so I guess I should go out in public with pants that emphasize my bulge. Yeah. Well that's what this world has come to.

I've always found her pretty ugly,and the fine boobs aren't enough to direct my attention from her fugly face.

I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????

I just wonder if my GPS is going to still work down in there?????

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