Oct 9 2008Nikki Blonsky shares her side of airport brawl

I'm surprised she didn't tag in King Kong Bundy for the big leg drop and the giant splash.

All I'm saying is, this description is an eye-gouge away from a call from Vince McMahon.

Oh, and first.

And second and third.

LOL.......what a fat fucking blueberry

Does anyone else get sick of all the "fat" talk that goes on around here? For all you people who are going to be talking shit, i'd like to see you post a full body picture of yourself somewhere that we can all see. Yeah. That's what I thought. Just think... if all the women in the world were supermodel thin and had the most beautiful faces... YOU'D never get laid.

Holy Shit! She looks like Violet from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Remember when she blows up like a blueberry because she was a little bitch and ate the gum after Charlie warned her not to? (The ORIGINAL Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...not the stupid-ass re-make)

I would post a full body pic but you would get so wet you would slip and hurt your fat ass, the liability is to great.

For the record, the only thing fat on me is my cock.

American redneck at it's finest. All dressed up to go to the shin-dig in the trailer park cul-de-sac i suppose.

#5 there's quite a few pounds to go to get to "supermodel" and she does resemble Violet.

Thats a HUGE bitch!

@5...Get the hell out of here then. Who the hell are you? The moral police. Screw off! Even if I WAS fat...that doesn't make all the fat celebrities any less fat.

@7 LMAO! That was great!

pass the flour and let's start searching for the wet spot.

What a stupid lying fat ass bitch

What a stupid lying fat ass bitch

You can just tell she smells like b.o., ass and beef jerky.

FINALLY! A picture the female commenters can relate to.

Her side of what? Extra, extra mashed potatoes with 2 buckets of KFC instead of 3?
Isn't it fat, I mean strange that the only way this thing can get a glimmer of publicity is to keep rehashing how she beat someone up? What, no sequel to hairspray? Maybe she can reprise her role as the stay puft marshmellow fatass.
But, seriously when are we going to be rid of this thing? Hopefully she'll realize that Hollywood doesn't want obese, no talents and stop embarrassing herself.
Maybe she should look at Megan Fox and take a few notes on what she should look like.
But if that doesn't work out, I hear they always need people like her in fat-porn.

this girl's such stupid bitch

Dear Whatev...I have to say it honey, but she is REALLY fat. There's not even a politically proper way to say it except maybe that's she's just too short for her weight. Being a star in Hair Spray has also obviously given her a "big head" to match that huge ass...which is funny because it's Hair Spray...come on!! I suppose though, the gay men and trannies that see it just ADORE it!! Maybe you should work on your own apparent self-esteem issue and leave the preaching to Al Sharpton. I too am about 20 pounds over weight, but I fuck like a beast...so I wear it well! You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you just can't take the trailer out of the girl. Just ask the Spears family!!

@17...Stop trying to start shit. Can't you see that everyone is getting along nicely here? :)

dude--she's not from a trailer, she's from great neck, long island, which is in one of the wealthiest counties in the entire country. she's as far from trailer trash as you can get. she went to one of the best school systems in the nation and must have a TON of money. i'm not sure if that makes this ('this' meaning her behavior and choice of clothing...yes, she is obese, but if she wore classier/more flattering clothes, it would be much less of an issue) better or worse...but i'm thinking worse.

Well.

I hope the bitch was jogging at the airport.

Wherever the fuck her destination was.

she is so fat, if she was wearing red people would be chanting hey oooo cool aid. look at that fat ugly smile, gross. who is this fat skank

@6 - The Superficial Writer noted the giant blueberry thing. And, the original movie was titled Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, you could just call it that.

@21...how'd you earn that nickname from your hubby? Just curious.

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa do-ba-dee-da,
Given good manners you will go far.
You will live in happiness too,
Like the oompa loompa do-ba-dee-doo.
Do-ba-dee-doo

@26...Use your imagination. :)

Fuck Off Mr. Hobbes. I didn't see that part, but thanks for being a fucker and pointing it out.

And I can JUST call it whatever the hell I want. Go to hell. I can't stand people like you.

@22... You may be correct about her true geographical upbringing, I don't really know. I'd expect such behavior from a family of losers. The behavior is trailer - regardless of her bank account and childhood surroundings.

@26 get laid a couple of times that should answer your question

giant, disgusting fat pig. when did kim kardashian lose 50 pounds?

@5 did you miss the part at the top called ABOUT, you know it links to what the website is all about.. here I'll help you out

"The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.

Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible."

Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible
Just kidding. Our goal is to make fun of as many people as possible

so stop your bitching you're on the wrong website. I'd post a full body shot for you but I don't want you masturbating to my pic at night.

Man,what I wouldn't give to be able to give her a big ol' zoober between them big ol' breasteses.

Also,Nikki Blonsky/Sherri Shepard sammich.I'm just sayin'....

Come on, Fish, this was a no brainer. The last story was "Britney Spears wears her bra like a big girl" so obviously this one should have been "Speaking of big girls..."

I love BBW

@ # 11,21,28 and 29

WTF?
I didn't know we elected a moderator for this site.
Get a life and get off your moms computer before she puts you on restriction, geefer.

@38. Your name says it all asshole. Leave me alone loser.

I think Nikki is a big fat liar. She constantly says her father is a good man. What good man woukd sucker punch a lady. She is full of shit. I am going to make sure she never get an acting gig, again. She is looking for sympathy votes. I believe she was creaming racially slurs and kicked that lady while she was down. People like Nikki think she can get away with things like this. I hope she and her father are prosecuted to the fullest. Her father should get the maxium of five years.

5, let me answer that. NO.

i wasn't even aware that they made dresses that big. and it's still tight.

fuckin fatty.

She must weigh 325 pounds. Damn, there's a lotta fat rolls and flapjack nasty smell. Lotsa places the sun never shines on. Disgusting

Maybe next time you do a story about that fat flapjack stack, you should substitute her pic with one of a walrus. Or a seal. Or a hippopotamus. Not as disgusting.

@38...What a jerk!!!

@29 and 30. I guess you're right, its your own business if you want to sound like a complete moron. And, I can't stand people like you, you know, stupid ones.

@38,39 and 43

Oh, we see now.
Comment on your own posts, how brilliant.
Need attention much? High maintenance for sure.
You are talking to yourself ass clown.
They make pills for that but you may need to seek additional help for that....

@44 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was quicker to type. So sorry to have offended you. Please don't let it ruin your day.

That's a whale of a tale.....

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@46 - With all the commenting you've done you're worried about a second of difference between typing 'Willy Wonka' and 'Charlie'? Plus, you even took the time to write a comment explaining that it would have taken longer.

Don't worry, my day is far from ruined. I just found it amusing that someone would put down the most recent film in an apparent allegiance to the original and they don't even know the correct title.

Remember that part in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory where the chick turns into a giant blueberry? Just sayin'

Actually, I can't see how that wouldn't be the first thing you think of. It's like she wants you to think that.

DAAAAAAMN!!! That is one extra large helpin' o' bitch!!

Bet she could break my skinny chicken neck with her big, meaty thighs.

Alright, then...bring her on. I need something to take my mind off of my terrorist associates.

Do small planets orbit around this thing?

Three words: Jabba the Hut

"Blue whale ahoy ! "

Most've been a freaks and oddities show in that airport....

shared her side of the brawl, did she? I can tell she hasn't missed any meals since she was born. What she ought to share is the side of beef she eats. For lunch. Then skip a few dinners. Still, even if she did it'd be a long time before she knew what the word hungry means. Might as well fight in airports. Nothing funnier than a fat chick moving fast enough to make her blubber bounce.

Mind your business about my typo....

@17

You hit the nail on the head..

I'd hit it.

GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

I just stopped by to catch up and scrolled down and—

GOOD GOD, MY EYES!

I'd hit it.

You know the black chick attacked the fat chick, its obvious! That black chick is known for violent outbursts. She thinks she's all that, but Tubby put her in her place. Way to go Tubby!

Please make an update on the site. I am getting sick to my stomach every time I have to see this fat bitch as the first story.

She is fat and ugly all right. But she is jewish. Hollywood, be ready to handle the oscar to this ugly thing.
category: Best martial arts scene. This fat thing pig kicking the groin of people in the airport.

She'd obviously do the same thing if she were skinny. Who the fuck cares how fat she is. God.

#5 I get pissed off when people say normal girls are fat, yeah. But this girl actually is obese.

@22 if that's true, how did they get rich? Who would patronize the fat in order to make them money? Did they make their money first and then get fat? And the large shiny blue bedsheet - is that what upper class fat people wear? Is it called Great Neck because of all the great (read: more chins than than China) necks?

Neegers always point their monkey fingers in people's faces to intimidate them. Then the monkeys get all bent out of shape when you don't take their monkey antics. I can't believe we'll have a monkey President soon.

Bootlips, number 68, you're dispicable

The fanny pack around her waist is giving a bulge appearance with that blue dress.

did anyone else notice her chest is strangely lopsided?

Her colostomy bag is showing.

What a FAT stupid bitch!

#5 that goes for you too!

It has something to do with TITS?

How does this big fat pig even have a career?

How does this big fat pig even have a career?

How does this big fat pig even have a career?

Hmmm. I see either a Jenny Craig commercial gig in this whale's future, or five paramedics cutting away half her house to get her on the gurney.

@32...duh! That was a rhetorically perverse question dip-shit!!

no one gives a shit what a fat fuck has to say

i could drink a gallon of everclear and this girl would still be less attractive to me than the half-eaten piece of chicken parmesian she hides in her bra

P.S. i don't even like chicken parmesian

seriously, how can fat people even smile? what emotion could possibly permeate their self-loathing for being that unattractive?

1) airports are normally crowded, hence *WITNESSES*
2) d-list celebs, if they were smart, would conspire to keep their names in the media ANY way they can

So... there it is... 'giant blueberrys' & 'neegers pointing monkey feengers' aside, this is boring & completely a waste of our time

i love hairspray

"...Aaand it's Blonsky with a kick to the Vagonsky! Oh my lord!"

I'm prepared to believe that this was all just a tragic misunderstanding.

Perhaps the Golden family simply got trapped in the Blonsky familys gravity field and were seriously injured while trying to escape.
The Golden family is lucky to be alive. Scientists have concluded that not even a jelly donut can escape from the Blonsky gravity field. True story.

@40 - THAT"S IT! Nikki could star in "Big Fat Liar 2 (Electric Bugaloo)" instead of Paul Giamatti or whoever that was!

Hey, does anyone remember those Willy Wonka movies...

To bad we can't post full body pics...

This chick is fat. Not sure why it's such a shocker when people talk about it.

No amount of money or fame gives yout he right to walk around looking like that. As soon as that abortion of a play "Hairspray" ends (hopefully soon) that beluga needs to lose weight and stop scraping in airports. STOP IT ALREADY! FAT IS NOT SEXY OR CUTE......and I got a fat ass too so eff all you babies.

SHEEEESSSS FAAAAATTTTTT!

FATFATFFATFATFATFAT

Is that enought FAT for you. How about some more.....FATFATFAT

Gorda
Zaftig
Gros
Grande
Megala

SHUT IT #5

#73

Nice boobies!