Oct 27 2008Nicole Richie earns MILF status for an evening

She is kinda hot !

Primera!

its the dress. fuckin fabulous.

its the dress. fuckin fabulous.

She looks like a mattress monkey. I bet she is a lot of fun in the sack. But her face kind of needs a sack too... But I think she would look great with my cock in her mouth.

She's no Heidi Montag!

Shes much more attractive than the walkin skeleton she was a few years ago...
I still liked her chunkier.

She still looks like Garfield the Cat.

EWWWWWWWWWW no way...it's the face that precludes her from ever being called "hot".

EWWWWWWWWWW no way...it's the face that precludes her from ever being called "hot".

OK, I'm gay. I would not hit that, unless it was with a shovel.

I don't understand why so many people get excited over a woman who could only be considered plain and mousey under the best of circumstances.

She is too thin (dangerously so), dresses like a scarecrow, and has no skills or talents to warrant the attention she receives. How does this make her attractive in any way?

Not bad actually.

And you should do what NASA scientist says - NO MORE Heidi and Spencer. Unless of course it's plastic surgery gone wrong/eaten by a wild boar coverage. :)

I don't know if she's had the vaginal reconstruction that would be needed to get into my bed after she shit out a kid. But to me she was at her hottest when she had an eating disorder (hey, you say "tomato"...I say "great body"). Until you've been with a woman and felt their pelvis about to snap under you, you haven't experienced life!

You guys! Nicole is HOT! and she is far more intelligent than any celebrity featured here which exhibits itself in her wit and sense of humour. I really enjoy watching her and she looks better than ever here. She should have never gotten involved with paris who btw looks scarily OLD lately

she is a lot better looking than that chubby rat faced clown aguilera

Really?
Isn't she the hot Milf on === Agelessmate.com ==== ?? it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

Still, I bet Julian King consumed more calories, lifetime, than Nicole Richie ever will. He might not have been able to figure out the doorlock on a car, or even how to duck, but he certainly wasn't cheated at the dinner table.

Nicole, you're looking as beautiful as ever! Short and sweet, just like my response.

Love ya! xoxo

Randal

The bad news is that she still looks like a praying mantis.

The good news is that she was last seen loading her kid into a white Suburban...

Why is this bug eyed troll famous again? Anyone?

I bet Randal would have loved Stalin and Hitler too. Cuz they were famous!
Get back on your belly bitch, there's a cock headed for your ass.

She's wearing a wig. Doesn't anyone notice that? Anorexia makes you lose your hair. Poor kid.

i like her she's funny and her style lately is unique.. i loooove her baby which seams like her new purse! she doesnt go anywhere with out her!!

go nicole :***

Nicole=Garfield

http://i13.tinypic.com/6on08yt.jpg

No talent and no education. It makes me wonder if she even kows how her body works and to provide proper hygiene. In other words, I see her as stupid, spoiled, stinky and skanky.

I am sure cunnilingus in her household is non existent...well there is always the chihuahua!

And finally, Obama has only contributed to lowering living standards in Chicago. His ideas for the country will doom us forever - please don't be fooled.

she still looks like golum with tits...he just put a dress on and picked up a purse. puke in my mouth.

She looks like a fucking lizard. Any minute now her tongue will flick and catch a fly.

Get your fucking ass home bitch and take care of you kid! Puta!

She looks like a fucking lizard. Any minute now her tongue will flick and catch a fly.

Get your fucking ass home bitch and take care of your kid! Puta!

Fuck this puta! She looks like a pinchi fucking lizard about to trap a fly.

# 18 Looks like you weren't ever cheated at the dinner table either. Oh, and you're a sick fuck to make a comment like that.

#22 That was so funny!!!!! LOL I almost choked on my ice cream...

................is it a weasel?
...........................is it a mouse?

nooooooooooooo, IT'S NICOLE RICHIE!!

Not even attractive anti Milf did anyone want this in the first place?

Good thing her dad is rich and famous, because Wrong Way doesn't have looks or any discernible skills.

In the long run, Nicole Ritchie is going to have the last laugh on a lot of these train-wreck tabloid spawn. We're talking future governor of Arizona, an ambassadorship in Africa, then the Vice Presidency. And still be a MILF.

Not even for an evening.

# 18 is NOT FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fucking sick stalking fuck!!!!

She would never say something like that. Take a look at anypast comments from her and they are during the daytime! I hope she rips you a new asshole you fucking sick bastard!!!

hi!
anyone want to tell me what "doing H' means?

I have no idea... cheers

hi!
anyone want to tell me what "doing H' means?

I have no idea... cheers

I smell rubber.

please....all that breast feeding and pregnancy give her some tits.

She looks like some greasy skank who should be serving me coffee at the local Steak-n-Shake at 3 AM....as I stare at her drunk off my ass, thinking "I could hit that.... Yeah...." Oh gawd no!! More coffee!!!!!! MORE COFFEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole is hot. She looks way better with darker hair, though.

Nope, not yet....

I wouldn't fuck that with Randall's dick.

Is she going for the "Jew who survived the Holocaust in a Nazi war camp" look and this is taken the day of her release? Skinny retarded cunt hag.

If by some bizarre circumstance I ever actually had a chance to fuck this twat, I'd act like I was gonna be all into it, and then I'd stand up and piss on her. Filming the whole thing and posting it on you tube. My only regret would be that I didn't get to piss on her and Paris Hilton at the same time.

It's amazing how attractive women can look when they gain some weight! How anyone thinks this 90 lbs. crap is attractive is beyond me!

Oh come on people... Compare her now to what she looked like before... She's actually a little attractive. Everyone would look this good if their parents were millionaires

She's got good funbags.

idea! In accordance with what now must be considered NASA guidelines, how about if you must* post about heidi and spencer, at the very least don't include their pictures. Instead use pictures of Adriana Lima in lingerie or Screen Caps from Walker Texas Ranger or something. (OR BOTH)

* By "Must" i mean Heidi has you in some clockwork orange style eyelid clamps and is threatening to make you watch videos of spencer jerking it to McCain campaign ads.
Which is banned by the geneva convention and should get her terrorist ass arrested!

i like her she's funny and her style lately is unique.. Her sexy photos are found on ==mysportsdate.com== She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

Fucking HYSTERICAL post (NASA memo) brilliantly F U N N Y!!! (and yes, WTF happened to her!?! this is positively the best she has ever looked, ever.) (But the memo was the best part) LOL

shit, this is ridiculous. she has never been hot nor will she ever be. you can't polish a turd and that's exactly what she is.

Well, I was going to say she looks great, but the face...
But then I got pissed off at#18, fuck, you, don't use me name any more, for the love of god, I am a twisted, yet decent person who would never ever say shit like that..

The Space Program has been very good to me because I got my free education, great experiece,a husband, and a great savings plan. Long live the space program!

Her saggy tits are such a turn on for me.

I am not impressed with Nicole. I am glad she is not sporting the anorexic look these days, but seriously this female has no talent. I hope she stays focued on charity work and her daughter.

I am not impressed with Nicole. I am glad she is not sporting the anorexic look these days, but seriously this female has no talent. I hope she stays focued on charity work and her daughter.

She looks good, cut the girl some slack.

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OK she looks good for a worthless no talent anorexic drug struggling misguided addict but I have my problems too but I can sing!

It looks like her features are melting off the side of her face.

She's hot, if you like having sex with rodents, that is.

Love the dress! and BOOBIES! She actually has BOOBIES!

Love the dress! and BOOBIES! She actually has BOOBIES!

Wow..., she is hot and sexy. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

Chick is hot. Doesn't look common or mallrat-ish at all. She has a great face, even though it does look reptilian.

I always thought Nicole was pretty. She was looking pretty sickly there for a while, but she's got a nice face. Motherhood has done her a lot of good.