Oct 22 2008Miss Louisiana Teen proves her state is, in fact, full of giant idiots

south is where retards live.

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first

I'd do her. Then take her weed and ditch.

"SWISH"
Priceless.

Bristol Palin is hilarious...

Oh, who's this?

Yay some liberal lemmings are trying to make political jokes.
Go back to studying Khabballa to understand your candidate asshole.

no matter how dumb she is I'd still buttfuck her.

Being a southerner, I take offense. I believe it's the west and east that are full of complete morons. Don't y'all have gay marriage, indoctrination of children to Obama, illegal aliens up the ass, incredible government deficits, burn the US flag, radical universities, reject the POA (even in Spanish), etc?

Fuck you, douchebag ... this chick is an idiot, but a whole lot of westerners & easterners have done the same thing!

Totally bangable.....

Young, tight and she brought pot.

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Would smash and motor boat.

Pic #1 and #2 are the same person?????????? I guess face surgery really works

Ah, sweet, sweet divisiveness.

Agree with Bigo - if that pic isn't airbrushed, and it probably isn't, since that seems like it would be a no-no for beauty pageant entrants, then it just goes to show the transformative power of makeup. Seeing the second picture, you'd certainly never think "beauty queen".

KoT, there are plenty of stupid people in the east, west, north and south of this country. Especially depending on your definition of what is stupid or wrong - in this case, yours and mine are very different.

I blame Sarah Palin.

Priceless.

uhh #9.. i'm also from the south, and i think you're an idiot for all the things you just listed. please stop making us look bad.

good lord. miss teen photoshop.

Looking like that I'm surprised she would have to pay for her own meals at all.... still, it sets a bad example for other aspiring teen mannequins.

KoT, I was born and raised (and still live!) in TN and the stuff you listed made you sound like a "moran" even to me. Don't you have a klan rally to attend? Gotta keep them thar uppity brown folks in place.

@ 9
RIght KoT--Because we take time to say *I don't know about all of you* instead of *i don't know about y'all* or how much of the gov's money comes from our "liberal" and "elitist" states taxation due to the millions of taxpayers, roughly 10million in California alone (since approx 1/3 of all Americans pay taxes). Or is it the fact that we here in California get pristine weather and you'd love to move over here but you wouldn't be able to afford a home here because you sit around banging your sister/mother/daughter/dad/brother/son or playing the banjo down by the bayou instead of getting a job? Or is it the fact that the south lacks higher learning institutions that could compare to our UCLA, USC, Standford, Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale or Princeton?
Indoctrination of Obamaology to our children, are you mentally challenged? Wait don't answer that. Thinking is such an overrated concept, and an awfully tough thing to do. You might cause some sort of irreparable brain damage if you try to think! Oh wait, silly me, hicks lack the capacity to think.

So wait, you're an idiot...and you're a "southerner". Wow, that must mean that the south is full of idiots. Nope, wait...it's just you. To think i almost stooped down to your idiotic stereotypical level.

Just in case you didn't get it, the lesson here today was, stereotypes go both ways. No matter how ridiculous or stupid stereotypes are, people will believe them...you clearly prove my point.

Perl necklace then motorboat - in that order.

she has a serious case of bitch face

Finally something interesting comes out of a beauty pageant. They should be grateful.

As long as she put out. Are there any nude photos of her on the net?

Not nude, but there is this:

http://www.misslouisianausa.com/images/pageantphotos-teen/fullsize/15-10-LindseyEvans_0519_fs.jpg

i'd smoke the pot and hit it!

Wait. Hold on. Whoa.

Makeup does a lot, shit.

#23--Ha. She does have Bitch Face.Good call.

#15--How is it Sarah Palin's fault?

#25--I'm sure she has nudes, most of them do.

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girl smokes blunts.

high five yo.

21 = hack

#1 your are a Fucking Idiot and I hope you die in a fire because the world will certainly be better off with out ignorant ass spewing dumb stereotypes. Have a nice day and don't forget to play with matches!

She's hot.

Looks like Bree Olsen, ooh what a slut.

My brother swallowed a quarter when he was 5.
I live in Bumfuck, Florida.
There may or may not be a pattern here.

I come from Australia and news flash America- the entire world thinks you are ALL morons.
And thats mainly because most of you are, most of your children cant locate their own country on a map. Everychild in Austalia can not only locate the country, they can name every state and draw it by hand. Because we my dears, are not retarded inbreds like yourselves.

Please do not think this is just me or a small minority who thinks this way. There's a reason why everyone comes to your country- to rob your dumb asses blind.

I'm Canadian and I don't think you guys are all morons. There are morons all over this fucked up planet. So 36, chill out, man. Throw a shrimp on the barbie and settle down.

"Britnay's callin'. She done swallowed a quarter again. Jamie Lynn stop having unprotected sex for a dang-gone minute and help ya sister. And quit putting your baby in the mikerwave."

Okay, I LOL'd. Nice one, Fish.

And can all you offended Southerners just fucking relax? You've gotta admit, there's a much higher proportion of morons in the South.

As proof, I offer this account of bone-deep, specifically Southern stupidity:

About 25 years ago, my dad was traveling through Arkansas and got lost. He came upon an old man sitting on his front porch, and asked him for directions. Hearing his accent, the old man said, "You a Yankee, ain'tcha?" My dad replied that he was from Richmond, Virginia. The old man said, "That's Yankee territory." My dad retorted, "Do you know where Robert E. Lee was born?"

The old man replied, "Who's Robert E. Lee?"

True story.

Ugh. Another stupid bitch makes us look bad down here in Louisiana. Super.

On a more serious note- granted, I wasn't raised here, but we aren't all as stupid as this; I would venture more into the postulation that Disney channel pop stars/beauty queens are morons.

And obviously number 36 has a very incompetent view of the very strange things that go on in Australia. Lately, there has been some VERY inbred things coming out of that region. JFGI.

And just to ruin any camaraderie I might have built up here.... GEAUX TIGERS! Beat Georgia!

Jamie lynn Spears got kicked off her own show, a unplanned pregnancy, her boyfriend cheated on her, then a unplanned pregnant again with her boyfriend, Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 doesn't even come close. Jamie Lynn Spears still comes comes in as the dumbest, especially with her sister Britney coming in as backup.

Dine and dash... forgot the hash. She got a sweet mug shot though. www.pukingdog.com for more undigested news...

Damn, she's too ugly to be a beauty pageant contestant, let alone a winner!

It's a known fact all of the intelligent Americans are in California.

@36
You could take everyone and everything that is interesting about Australia and condense it into an area half the size of Rhode Island. The rest of it is just wasted space covered in kangaroo shit, and AC/DC. And as for not being a bunch of "retarded inbreds", the first major European settlement of Australia was a penal colony (retards) established by the English (inbreds). That's not a gene pool to brag about.

TALK ABOUT A BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURE!!!

Nothing's wrong with a little Mary Jane.

hahahaha, Bitch face. Its true

the first major European settlement of Australia was a penal colony (retards) established by the English (inbreds). That's not a gene pool to brag about.
Dude..you should write for wikipedia. I have never read a more accurate description of Australia before. Sure we may be a country that worships Mayor McCheese and strip malls, but we did not put the Crocodile Hunter on the map. Now back to your vegamite sammiches and poisonous snakes.

Look at her face in the evening gown photo. She looks like the next Mrs. John McCain to me.

Ted from LA has never been arrested, but if he were, Ted would not be smiling as if he were in a shopping mall photo booth.

Did anybody else notice that she looks just like Porn Star Bree Olson? I thought it was her at first.

Rachel,
I don't watch porn. It's not the moral thing to do. Plus, the lighting is always so bad.

#48 why would the English be any more inbred than the Japanese or the Spanish? Don't just write shit.

and 36 I like America.

The name "Australia" is derived from the Latin Australis, meaning "Southern".

Poor Louisiana...we can't catch a damn break! I used to be ashamed to say that I was a born and bred Louisianian. Now I feel like I have to stand up and declare that there are, in fact, intelligent, classy people from my wonderful home state. We're not ALL redneck idiots.

Now, Cletus, rev up the engine on that there tractor-trailer. Mama's gotta run us over sum dinner!

@36 were you referring to the question given that miss teen USA candidate where they asked her about African children not being able to locate America on a map? Because you seem to be confused... no one has ever reported that our own country's children cannot identify America on a map. They in fact can.

She's kinda ugly in the second pic. Hard to believe she got miss teen anything.

i was supposed to be with her the night they got arrested but i went to work instead. so glad.

& ps.. #25&28...she has no nudes so don't waste your time looking.

born and raised in louisiana form "liberal"parents..we were really outcasts being atheists and slightly left economically. i went to louisiana state university and graduated in law and moved to the netherlands and couldnt be happier. people in the south, since they only know their neighbors, really dont know how uneducated they are. there are exceptions to the rule of course ive met a lot of intelligent people in louisiana but they are few and far inbetween. this loser b*tch is the typical c*nt i met in high school who thought because shes pretty she can do whatever she wants to without any consquences. guess what princess, ur times up. not even mcdonalds will take you back.

Imagine, whats going on with the ones thats not in the media!!! whats in the water down there, Louisiana!

Rachel, I was thinking the same thing, she does look like Bree Olsen except I'm not used to seeing w/o a black dong in her mouth.

@53
"Don't just write shit."

Read some genetic research studies. It's been estimated that as high as 80% of the white population of England (less so Ireland, Wales and Scotland) share similar genetic markers almost as far back as the Ice Age. Remember, it's an island.

And it's common knowledge that the British royal family are all cousin-fuckers.

Having lived in the north and south, I can safely say that there are stupid people everywhere.

#43 I am not from California but I am living here now and I can say that the people here are the most air headed, out of touch, easily lead, splineless, liberal, flag burning, STUPID people in America. "Hey bro, let's get a fish taco then go get our hair and nails done". I'll take the south anyday over these panzies.

When I first moved to California, I thought a bunch of narrow-minded people out here might look down on me for being a southerner. Now, my home state is able to catch up to Cali in terms of retards. Let's see: Louisiana = Britney, Jamie Lynn, and some Miss Teen La. California = Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt (hell, the whole cast of The Hills)....I could go on.
Hmmm...now it seems silly to me that anyone would judge me.

Wow, #59, you must be really bitter that you got your education from such a stupid state. I'll pray for you

@36 - well said @37 STFU you are CANADIAN for fucks sake, enough said, so sit down and button it!! Australia and Europe are where it is at so be quiet you thick ignorant North Americans and take your pills or whatever it is that you take that has got you morons in to the state you are in.

How sad that some of you choose this forum to post your hatred(s) and prejudiice(s)! I've traveled to many states and have been in contact with both intelligent and ignorant individuals in each. I've seen Kentucky hillbillies, Tennessee and North Carolina mountain folk, Louisiana cajuns, etc. The diversity that we have is what makes this country great. Not all individuals are alike. We all speak differently depending upon where we are from, we walk differently, have different tastes, etc. I've seen trailer parks in Colorado, Kentucky, Tennessee, Louisiana, California, etc. I've seen expensive homes in all of these states as well. Ignorance is not located in one state alone, and, it seems to be running wild on this site. Yes this girl made a stupid choice. Yes it was dumb. How many of us have not made dumb choices and made mistakes in our lives? And if you are honest you will answer yes, and, I bet all of the yes answers will represent a lot of states in our country.

@65 - Attempt to speak to people who don't live at the beach. There is a solid reason Cali has the 5th largest economy in the world - a reason that has nothing to do with fish tacos.

@36
i love stereotypes cos they`re a good source of amusment, i myself am english (insert bad teeth and tea jokes here). But i must say its a bit rich that your ripping amercicans for being stupid, particulary as your from australia. I mean you do realise we founded your country then emptied are jails of as much scum as possible and dumped them there. so really your all descendant of theives, rapist and murders. how do you like that for stereotyping?
by the way how did you do lot in the last 2 rugby world cups, oh thats right us brits put you down!!!!

#23 ---- LOL agreed. She is a mega-butterface. Nice rack though.

You know, I can't decide if #9 is serious... And #71.. Not that you don't make a few points, but your spelling is absolutely atrocious.

That cold exterior looks like a thin front.
She swallows.

@36 ~ That's the first time I've heard an Australian ever say anything hateful towards Americans, and I visit an Australian news source quite often. Usually they are all like "Yeah, I don't hate Americans, but I hate George Bush/American policy, etc" - very polite people.
Alas, Our public schools may be sub-par, but our universities are ranked best in the world (http://www.topuniversities.com/worlduniversityrankings/results/2007/overall_rankings/)! Guess who attends those schools? American students. In addition, American children can locate the US on a map - I'd like to see where you derived that little "fact" from. I've never heard of such a study!

On topic, I am Southern as well - have gotten used to the little jokes and stereotypes. Some Southerners even like to segregate themselves from the rest of us - "Oh, Southerners are so stupid and ignorant. I'm going to like in NYC or Cali!". They (mostly) always come back home though - the people and the tea are sweet :).

Let's clear something up about that second pic guys.

1. Her skin is slightly reddish in slight patches. Pointing out the simple obvious, this is because she is a TEENAGER with RAGING HORMONES that are OUT OF CONTROL.
Think about that for 65 seconds. Really think about it.

2. Her eyes might be a little bloodshot from smoking blunts excessively.

Her fuckin face is fucking absolutely adorable, you see her on the street and you're following her like a puppy dog.

Photographs are infamous for adding 10 pounds, but they are lesser known for also emphasizing any discoloration on chicks' faces. This girl's the real deal, check out some of those pics next to her competition in the pageant.

99% of the considerable idiocy posted on this site hails from California, the lunatic capitol of the world. Louisiana is small, small potatoes compared to that.

Why I oughta... Seriously though was it kush or just some regular old bud? Cause if it was purple haze Ima come over there roite now and slap her across the jawbone.

All you need to do is watch TruTV for a half hour to understand that idiots are pretty evenly distributed throughout our United States, and while Louisiana - my home state - has it's share of interesting characters, you find them everywhere.

If you ever have the opportunity to venture out of your parent's basement and visit our state you will find some of the most intelligent people you'll ever meet..

Thanks Gordo! I was thinkin' the same thing!! I am from Louisiana and am very proud of where I live! I would NEVER reside in a place as liberal, SHALLOW, and FULL OF IDIOTS as California!!

Uh, wait, is it just me or is this little teeny bopper sporting a pair of implants?

Fellow Southerner, you beat me to the punch. Well said!

Next time the south wants to leave, let them...

be sure folks:
NOT ONLY IN LOUISIANA.
ENTIRE AMERICA IS FULL OF IT!!

@#81: It's not just you.

#36, shut the fuck up and stop trying to speak for all of us.

When most people think of Australia, they think of kangaroos and vegemite...

When I think of Australia, the first thing that pops into my head is the fact that they have the highest percentage of herpes-infected people than any other country on earth.

So apparently Australians have no problem locating thier country on a map, they just can't seem to locate the condom aisle at the drug store. (or another un-infected Australian-- that is, if there is such a thing.)

She looks like a possum.

Let me get this straight. She's smoking hot, has high culinary standards and refuses to pay for poor restaurant service, her breasts are naturally perfect, and she also smokes weed? She's perfect.

PS: Lindsey Evans it's time to step up to this!

Americans are fat

But if she left a whole bag of money (and weed) behind, how is that a dine 'n' dash? She'll be doing Girls Gone Wild this time next year.

I'd happily donate a white substance to help cover up that blotchiness in the right hand photo. Come to think of it, I'd do it twice. No cream pies for Miss Evans.

I think the picture on the right is much hotter

She looks BAD without makeup and airbrushing.

YEAH WEED!

#20 ... I'm a "moran"? Spellcheck, dipshit! No need to respond any further!

#21 ... USC (Crenshaw) undergrad, Tulane Law School ... I chose returning to the south because we actually have hot women here with REAL tits, REAL hair, REAL personalities, and COOL people! Fuck LA and the weather. Not a selling point.

Come check out my house, buddy ... just might put your double-wide to shame. Don't like "y'all"? FUCK YOU! I don't like "DUDE, I'M LIKE SOOOO STONED, MAN!"

You don't like my state? Stay the fuck out of here for Mardi Gras, JazzFest, and about 30 other festivals that are world renowned across this great state! We don't need your bail-out money!

1. There have been studies, I dont remember the exact number but a very large percentage of American children cant find America on a map.

2. Australia is not inbred. At all.

3. I dont hate America- but every American I have ever met (Oh, I have met alot- And I've been there a few times) has been very illogical, dim witted or ridiculously self centred.

3. We say Prawn, Not Shrimp- we only say shrimp when speaking to foreigners.

4. Kangaroos and Koalas are endangered, you dont see many unless you go outback.

@71- I Tip my hat you- I don't follow rugby (or afl) because they're queerer than picnic baskets but yes, yes you did whup the Aussies.

But you do realize most of the 'scum' you emptied into Australia were just peasants your Feudal government locked up for stealing bread or robbing people becuase they were poor due to the economic struggles englad had post the reveloution?

And I am an Italian Australian. So no vegimite for me :D

Wow..., she is pretty and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

To #9

Saying something like "Don't y'all have" is not a good way to defend your (un)intelligence. There may be a rare exception, but for the most part anyone that says "y'all" is uneducated. I believe it is actually a fact that people from Louisiana are the least intelligent of all states. Half of you can barely even speak without sounding retarded.

I'd hit that.

South is where retards live, huh. At least they don't allow ignorant, dumb ass rednecks here.

Lindsey Evans was destined for porn and now it's gonna be her salvation. Basically, if Britney's dad was deceased, she'd be doing porn. The bitch would quit bothering to sing and just lie on her back and disgustingly, she'd still make money.