Oct 15 2008Miley Cyrus makes shelf space for her Pulitzer prize

This is getting crazy. A life story at 15? WTF!

wow, that main pic is SEXYYYY.

okay, this wanna be britney spears skank..... so her book about her life comes out, and yay for all who give a damn,, i mean c'mon miley cyrus???? what a fukin joke,, i think the tele tubbies were much better than this skank,, and tell us all miley skank r'us does this book say that you are dating a 20 year of model who only wants to fuck you cuz your famous???? i think this bich needs a life,,, much

get a fukin life mylie

Ah hopes thayre's plenty of purty pitchers in that thar book!

WHORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of the funniest pic's yet...Rotfl!!1 OMGWTFBBQ!

She really looks like her face has been repeatedly stung by a bee.

When Miley dies, her face will be put on money- if there were money in the future instead of just hugs.

omg i cant effin wait!!111

In response to #3: Pipe down, no one feels like reading all that shit.

When Miley dies, her face will be put on money- if there were money in the future instead of just hugs.

omg mileys book is going to be sooooooo awesome!!!

ewwww, she looks like a hideous hybrid of an Olsen twin and Peaches Geldoff in the main picture.

I was born in tennessee were my closeted gay father had sex with me until I grew breasts and reminded him to much of a women. It broke my achy breaky heart. The End. That wasn't so hard maybe I should write books. Nah I'll stick to coloring them.

Man does she look high in that first pick. there must be enough roophies in that drink to get Fish laid. Man, I miss 15 year-old tail.

In the past picture she looks like she is walking like that character from the move Unusual suspects, or something along those lines. I think Kevin Spacey played the retarded guy..yea..her impersonation of him fits to a T...

What? That's just her...Ohhhhh

Fish, is there any way you can put the 3rd picture up as the main one instead? Because Holy Christ, it is hilariously perfect.

Hey numba four------ learn to spell her name right you IDIOT!!! she's so much cooler than all of you guys anyway. ha

Hey numba four------ learn to spell her name right you IDIOT!!! she's so much cooler than all of you guys anyway. ha

Who else wants to bet this bitch will be knocked up by 16?

She looks stoned or hungover. Or maybe, just maybe, Billy Rae just climbed off of her after a hard ride.

What a slut.

Way to much hating. I hope that she manages a smooth transition to adulthood so we don't get more train wreck fodder. The girls close to being a billionare before she turns 18 so more power to her!

On second thought...she's retarded.

God, retarded chicks are cute. (sprinkles suger on my cock) " Hey there Mylie, want a lollipop?"

Well, the diary of Anne Frank actually ISN'T worth an ass wipe because it is 100% fictional.

You want to try your luck on this KID, folks?

Anne Frank was a cute girl with a very compelling story. She had a gas problem, though.

It's kinda creepy calling teenage girls things like whore and cunt....

Here's a recently uncovered part of Anne Frank's diary:

http://tinyurl.com/27trjd

That poor, poor kid.

i love you for these pictures.

DOWN WITH MILEY!

Is this serious cyrus ?

Smillyscmyrus rates right up thar with Jamitin.

LOL, the second part was done by Superficial, right? For a moment, I thought it was real. Because you know... her dad is creepy like that and I totally believed it.

Brilliant!!!! One more self-absorbed hollywood piece of shit who thinks all of us peons need to learn all about her long, complicated 15 years of life being molded into the next Media Whore to replace Britney.....

Too bad Disney is no longer a moral and fantasy phenomenon. It is now run by capitalist pigs who have driven the good name into the ground for the sake of using child psychology to enrapture children with the lowest common denominator of their psyches.
Television needs to be a limited experience for children. Parents should make there kids read more and play more without tv and videogames. Arts and crafts, woodworking, lego sets, hiking and camping, general excersice and tons of reading books.

I know I know I am an asshole. But look at this country now. We are now idiots here scholastically.

OH and tax all the money away from the robber barons that they managed to steal from us to pay for it all.

And then we won't have any whores and such influencing our children with mindless fantasies, like this talentless media creation.

What's in the ice-cream?
IS IT SPACE-CREAM?
.......................NEW?

@29...LOL. That was great!

"brings out those purty eyes of yer'n"

Ba HAHA! I wasnt expecting that. I believe I snorted!

Vanilla...and chocolate...hmm....

What a worthless peice of white trash

Maybe this is why it's so easy to talk your way into a teen's pants these days - theyre fucking dumb as hell from growing up on this garbage

FUGLY BITCH

I'd hit it.

How much cocaine do you think is in that Billy Goats Gruff-lookin brat's sundae?

FUCK YOU #27 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

All I was gonna say is look at that cloud of smoke and her eyes, the sundae???
Pass the joint, biatch..

AHHHHH. Dude next to her is wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Instant Douchebaggery!!!

Now Miley, bend over 'n let yer pappy stick it in that purdy lil' butt of yers 'cause you gots to stay a virgin for all your fans, here, don' move whilest I coat yer face wit' Daddy's own special "country gravy" Who really luvs ya darlin'?

Couldn't agree more Ed eisner. thank God for Pixar. They put disney to shame, as it should be. Miley and her ilk deserve their place alongside the hasbeens of the entertainment manufacturing plants we have today. Meanwhile, real art will live on for eternity.

hope she shares what ever the fuck she's smoking.

Calling young girls such names as what is mentioned here is wrong. Go pick on someone your own age.

I, for one don't want to read the foul mouthed comments, which to me, seem to be only a peek into dark, dirty and warped little minds.

I am related to her by marriage and can tell you that she is none of the terrible things that are being said about her on these comments.

lol,she is funny...
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please please superficial... put something else up so i don't have to look at that weird 'i made a poop' face!

holy shit i'm having a retarded day. started to read the second paragraph and thought it was real until i hit the lipstick on the nipples part. fucking thursdays.

LOL. because we suck! that disney hor needs a new job!

what is there to say about her life that isn't already pointed out in the teeny bopper magazines??

Seriously, Britney did more by 15 than Miley.... This is all for the money..

And Miley is going to sell out badly very very soon... She's here now, but she'll soon be gone. There isn't anything special about her. She walks around eating ice cream, dating older men and being stupid on YouTube.

She's 15, does she even know how to put a proper sentence together? Does she even know the different parts of speech?

I think it's ridiculous and she probably didn't write this book. It was most likely a ghost writer who had to go through all the suffering about how she lost her Barbie doll a couple years ago.

Is this a picture book? Connect the dots? Color by numbers?
What the fuck could a 15 year old possibly have to say about life?

"Daddy bought me some horseys.
oh, and a mouse gives me tons of money to sing stupid songs that idiotic kids buy. ....ok, bye"
-the end

Yikes!

Well, of course she's not writing this book. From Disney's point of view she's a hot commercial property, and hot commercial properties have books about them. I haven't checked but I'm sure other companies have already issued their own Miley Cyrus books, assembled from magazine stories.

Disney wants some of that action, so they had someone talk to Miley for a little while and then write the book. Talking to her "co-writer" would be the extent of Miley's involvement. It has nothing to do with Miley "wanting" to write a book, or "needing" to tell her life story. She does what she's told by the boss.

This kind of thing has been going on for decades - no reason to get upset or excited about this one.

i agree she is going to sell out really, really soon. which is a shame because i actually really like her

If that picture of her does not illustrate what a hideous, fugly, chipmunk, beaver, lazy-eyed, pig-faced, fish-lipped, fat cheeked, dick chinned, piece of white trash, UGGO she is, I don't know what will.

This ugly little twat couldn't possibly have anything to say after living only 15 years. That another ridiculous way for her to grab people's money. (At least she isn't screaming--I mean singing agin.)

15 years old, hundreds of millions of dollars, a decent bod, can sing, dance, and now she's conclusively demonstrated that she's Miss Rubber Face. This girl can do anything she wants. When she gets bored with singing and dancing, and she will if she isn't already, she'll probably give comedy a shot. I think Miss Rubber Face here may very well give Jim Carrey a run for his money, not that I care.

Her most effective birth-control device is her face.

overrated
overpaid
underworked
barely literate

Another piece of shit redneck trash. As if anyone is interested in the little whore. Anyone else have a local radio station offering "no Miley Cyrus, just the best music"? Hopefully it'll catch on; if I never see or hear about the god-damned rednecks ever again I'll be happy every day. Please G0d, I promise, no more Miley and I will behave properly for the rest of my life.

She looks like a frickin' duck in that first pic.

And have you listened to most 15 year old kids talk lately. Holy crap...SOME editing??? She might be in her 30s before a whole company of editors can even make it readable.

"...she is going to sell out really, really soon..."

So you're implying that she has not yet sold out?

this is a joke right?

This fucking God Awful Intellectually stagnant society gets worse by the day, I swear to Christ.
Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK COULD MILEY MOTHERFUCKING CYRUS POSSIBLY HAVE TO SAY THAT COULD EVER BE CONSTRUED AS HALFWAY INTERESTING AND/OR ENTERTAINING BY EVEN THE MOST INSIPID OF SOCIETIES??!!
As an aspiring writer with more intelligence and literary capacity in my toe fungus than this worthless whore in training possesses throughout her entire being, this upsets me more than American pop culture's everyday mentally agonizing excrement.