Oct 23 2008Miley Cyrus' boyfriend is a wholesome young man
These are shots of Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend Justin Gaston drunk off his ass at a party full of topless dudes over the summer. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus has been under the impression Justin is a fine, upstanding young man who goes to church and doesn't drink, so I can't figure out what he's more pissed about: That he was lied to. Or that he let a homosexual watch his TV. Shit, there goes his NRA membership. And right before the annual potluck, too! Sonofa...

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1. Shitney Still SUX - October 23, 2008 1:32 PM
God, Hollywierd is just overflowing with douchebags and fuckery. There is NO way little innocent Miley isn't just as fuggin' retarded and obnoxious as these asshats.
What kind of stupid party was this? Those other fuckers are WAY too old to be hanging out with the few of these 'children' (by comparison). What the hell? Party with grownups your own age, you dipshits.
2. lulu - October 23, 2008 1:33 PM
fag
i mean, what do you expect...he models underwear
3. Hunter - October 23, 2008 1:35 PM
HAHAHAHA props to the Superficial Writer's title on this one, perfect picture for me to scroll down to after reading the title, hahaha.
4. VII - October 23, 2008 1:35 PM
Statutory sexual seduction is a law in California.......I know the Cirus clan is not from there but.........this is not right. Pimpin out your daughter,,,,,I see a father of the year award in the near future.....
5. TomCruise - October 23, 2008 1:35 PM
Justin call me.
6. Lorraine - October 23, 2008 1:36 PM
as if no other "good church child" goes drinking & gets crazy w/his/her friends. he's a hottie & the pics are funny
7. elmer the fudd - October 23, 2008 1:38 PM
Old queers teaching young queers the joy of ATM!!!
8. Bemused - October 23, 2008 1:38 PM
An 'underwear model' and a redneck: Sounds like a match made in Heaven. For the wedding, I suggest the first Elvis chapel listed in the Vegas phone book.
9. DisappearMiley - October 23, 2008 1:46 PM
I don't know what's more embarrasing...
Dating Miley Cyrus or having photos of your pit-stained-drunkin-redneck-ass plastered all over the internet.
Wait. Yeeeeeahno. It's Miley.
10. Jeff - October 23, 2008 1:49 PM
PICTURES OF SOME 21 YEAR OLD GUY GETTING DRUNK WITH HIS FRIENDS AND ACTING STUPID FOR THE CAMERA!
WHAT
A
SCOOP!!!1
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12. me - October 23, 2008 1:52 PM
gawd i fucking hate miley i wish she would die
13. Bob - October 23, 2008 1:54 PM
Sure, to all of us it looks gay, but to Southerners this is just "buddy time." The next day they say to each other "wow we were really drunk last night, I don't remember anything, do you" and then limp off to sit on a cushion and shoot varmints (dinner won't deliver itself, ya know).
14. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 1:55 PM
Wouldnt it be funny if Justin Gaston sues Superfish for Slander....
15. RosCOOOOOOOOO P. Coltrane - October 23, 2008 1:57 PM
Them boys is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop.
16. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 1:58 PM
Where are the Whores?
17. Josh Lavarn - October 23, 2008 2:00 PM
This guy should have been on Mad TV's Abercrombie & Fitch skits.
He looks out of place playing smear the queer in daisy dukes with a bunch of walmart type guys.
18. Vick - October 23, 2008 2:03 PM
These pictures prove only one thing: Miley does anal.
19. combustion8 - October 23, 2008 2:04 PM
so he's a fag.. big suprise. .. hes still analy abusing lil miley on a regular basis.
20. j - October 23, 2008 2:09 PM
He is for the Gay's!
21. bar room hero - October 23, 2008 2:10 PM
D O U C H E - B A G
22. bar room hero - October 23, 2008 2:11 PM
Oh, and anyone who flips the bird in pics automatically looks Whiskey - Tango
23. Sport - October 23, 2008 2:17 PM
Fucking homo.
Even drunk have ANY of you snapped photos with your GUY BUDDIES in your underwear? Maybe a couple times wrestling shirtless in the street beating on each other but WTF?
Messed up man, just messed up. Welcome to the faggish YouTube/Facebook age of idiocy.
24. Mr. Krinkle - October 23, 2008 2:33 PM
Is that the dude from Chuck & Larry and King of Queens?
25. Mary - October 23, 2008 2:33 PM
I'd still do him. He is HOT
26. Chauncey Gardner - October 23, 2008 2:34 PM
She sure as hell wouldn't be fucking this dude if Alec Baldwin was her dad.
27. Barry McCockiner - October 23, 2008 2:34 PM
this kid is so gay
28. OJ's Mom - October 23, 2008 2:39 PM
What a fucking redneck sausage-fest. Ewww. I can only imagine what that place smells like, chewing tobacco and ass sweat.
That blond chick was probablt pregnant within about 30 seconds of arriving.
Looks like another Palin Party! GET 'YER GUNS!!!
29. OJ's Mom - October 23, 2008 2:39 PM
What a fucking redneck sausage-fest. Ewww. I can only imagine what that place smells like, chewing tobacco and ass sweat.
That blond chick was probably pregnant within about 30 seconds of arriving.
Looks like another Palin Party! GET 'YER GUNS!!!
30. Mal Gusto - October 23, 2008 2:41 PM
JGLTC!
31. its me - October 23, 2008 2:43 PM
Is that a fucking HALF SHIRT??
32. Buffy - October 23, 2008 2:45 PM
You would let him do a dirty sanchez on you anytime. He is fucking GORGEOUS.
33. Vlad - October 23, 2008 2:47 PM
I wonder how many beers he drank that night trying to get the taste of dick out of his mouth...
34. fisha - October 23, 2008 2:47 PM
right on, #32, mount me, Justin!!!!!!!
35. Gobo - October 23, 2008 2:51 PM
Notice that any girl who claims she's saving herself for marriage famous or not always date womanizers? If you serious about saving yourself why date someone who wants constant sex? Why not date a man who is also saving himself from marriage? See girls do not want that because they want to impress other girls. Adrima lima? Same thing, she's a virgin yet dates womanziers lenny kraviz and derek jeter.
36. fisha - October 23, 2008 3:10 PM
#35, but would womanizers date virgins? the logic of it man, the logic ....
37. its me - October 23, 2008 3:13 PM
This is boring. New post please!!!!!!
38. p0nk - October 23, 2008 3:21 PM
if Miley has learned anything from the Spears family, she better be taking it in the butt from this douchenozzle or she's going to wreck daddy's achey-breaky gravy train.
39. Thigh Highs - October 23, 2008 3:22 PM
Looks like an average 20 year old guy to me...just...needs to put some more clothes on maybe?
40. Take THAT, Disney Princess - October 23, 2008 3:31 PM
Billy Ray Virus should be hogtied and beat with a live badger for letting that toothy little goldmine...I mean... daughter of his within 50 feet of this douchebag.
Seriously, she's only 16, all she has is a billion dollars to soothe her, and to be honest, I kind of feel pity for the little tart.
But then again I kind of can't wait for Justin's "exclusive" in the National Enquirer, either.
41. Kimbo Slice - October 23, 2008 3:38 PM
AHAHAHAHA! TMZ insinuated that no alcohol was involved and I totally rolled my eyes cuz what kind of dude takes pics like this SOBER?! LOL I even said as much! Kudos to the superficial for at least looking at this like a REAL person would!!! LOVE THIS SITE! :))
42. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 3:44 PM
Say no more @ pic 7
43. Rough Daddy - October 23, 2008 3:46 PM
or 4
44. Randal - October 23, 2008 3:50 PM
Hey there Justin, don't fret too much over some of the comments here and I hope you do come back to the Fish to make another appearance.
You're simply enjoying life, just as a good percentage of us have done in our youth or still doing, with good friends around, full of laughs and memories.
Negativity should never be part of your spirit, so stay strong.
Randal
45. sla - October 23, 2008 3:57 PM
Pic 7: Last night I saw a skunk on the side of the road, and when my headlights shined it its eyes they looked just like the eyes of the dude (dad?) in the purple shirt.
And what is that under his shirt? Is he wearing a bra?
Also, the dude doing the can-can looks completely shit-faced.
Pic 8: Billy Ray looks like he peed his pants a little bit.
46. Get over it - October 23, 2008 4:08 PM
So what?! He hasn't lived in Louisiana for a while now, so what makes you idiots assume that this party is in the south? Probably some gay ass male model party in LA or New York.
Oh, and for future reference, living in the south doesn't make you a redneck (if you don't believe me, check out Fresno or Bakersfield...and then go get an education)
47. PunkA - October 23, 2008 5:11 PM
How long before Miley has her first kid or first abortion? 18 months, tops, is my guess.......
48. Allen's Woody - October 23, 2008 6:04 PM
I'll bet the night ended with all these assholes huddled in a circle, covered in puke and rubbing each other's cockheads together.
Muskequeers ride!!!!
49. LargelyGay - October 23, 2008 6:43 PM
He probably funneled a beer.
50. Mos - October 23, 2008 6:47 PM
It seems that the young fellow waxes his brows.
This is enough gay to last me a lifetime.
Please post some boobies.
51. master - October 23, 2008 6:52 PM
Everyone in my highschool used to take those stupid pictures.
He's ugly and so is his underage girlfriend.
52. Pedo guy - October 23, 2008 7:11 PM
When you've got boyfriends that love you this much, how could you possibly be attracted to underaged girls? How, I say...
53. hannah - October 23, 2008 7:22 PM
he is totally gay. Look at the effeminate hand gesture in pic #4.
54. Hamper_Lint - October 23, 2008 7:24 PM
What is up with the armpit stains in picture #3 ?
55. Bob - October 23, 2008 7:26 PM
Is that Kevin James?
56. dude - October 23, 2008 9:50 PM
Fag. He craves dick, just like Miley.
57. Lindsay - October 23, 2008 10:21 PM
Why are they all partying with some 40-year-old blonde chick?
58. nihu - October 23, 2008 10:53 PM
He was said to be found at a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.
59. Dr. Neptune - October 24, 2008 12:08 AM
Miley had to have a boyfriend in his 20's to impress her friend mandy.
Women are also attracted to this flashy behavior. Even shy girls have boyfriends like this.
60. friendlyfires - October 24, 2008 4:00 AM
What part of I told you he was gay didn't any of you asshats not unnerstan'?
61. Mom - October 24, 2008 3:06 PM
Has anyone else noticed that there isn't a sign of alcohol in any of the pictures? Looks like Red Bull and Mt. Dew to me.
Thus, he is VOLUNTARILY doing this WHILE SOBER.
... even worse.
62. lpseypm - October 24, 2008 4:44 PM
Okay that is not a party...
63. venomhed - October 24, 2008 6:35 PM
He always was too good looking to be straight. I must admit he is a good kisser and can take all 10 inches of my Greek cock. However, I am not gay, he is for taking it.
64. joe - October 25, 2008 1:14 AM
That Kevin James sure knows how to party!
65. KidSugar - October 26, 2008 3:44 AM
That reminds me of MY good ol' days when I would shave MY chest and contact other silky smooth men.
66. Helen - October 29, 2008 6:45 AM
Wow...I've heard he has many soulmates. HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that most of them were found on the Internet, such as AgelessOnly.COM. It's the best age-gap celebrity dating service on the Internet. Maybe it's right.