Oct 23 2008Miley Cyrus' boyfriend is a wholesome young man

These are shots of Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend Justin Gaston drunk off his ass at a party full of topless dudes over the summer. Apparently, Billy Ray Cyrus has been under the impression Justin is a fine, upstanding young man who goes to church and doesn't drink, so I can't figure out what he's more pissed about: That he was lied to. Or that he let a homosexual watch his TV. Shit, there goes his NRA membership. And right before the annual potluck, too! Sonofa...


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God, Hollywierd is just overflowing with douchebags and fuckery. There is NO way little innocent Miley isn't just as fuggin' retarded and obnoxious as these asshats.
What kind of stupid party was this? Those other fuckers are WAY too old to be hanging out with the few of these 'children' (by comparison). What the hell? Party with grownups your own age, you dipshits.

fag

i mean, what do you expect...he models underwear

HAHAHAHA props to the Superficial Writer's title on this one, perfect picture for me to scroll down to after reading the title, hahaha.

Statutory sexual seduction is a law in California.......I know the Cirus clan is not from there but.........this is not right. Pimpin out your daughter,,,,,I see a father of the year award in the near future.....

Justin call me.

as if no other "good church child" goes drinking & gets crazy w/his/her friends. he's a hottie & the pics are funny

Old queers teaching young queers the joy of ATM!!!

An 'underwear model' and a redneck: Sounds like a match made in Heaven. For the wedding, I suggest the first Elvis chapel listed in the Vegas phone book.

I don't know what's more embarrasing...

Dating Miley Cyrus or having photos of your pit-stained-drunkin-redneck-ass plastered all over the internet.

Wait. Yeeeeeahno. It's Miley.

PICTURES OF SOME 21 YEAR OLD GUY GETTING DRUNK WITH HIS FRIENDS AND ACTING STUPID FOR THE CAMERA!

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gawd i fucking hate miley i wish she would die

Sure, to all of us it looks gay, but to Southerners this is just "buddy time." The next day they say to each other "wow we were really drunk last night, I don't remember anything, do you" and then limp off to sit on a cushion and shoot varmints (dinner won't deliver itself, ya know).

Wouldnt it be funny if Justin Gaston sues Superfish for Slander....

Them boys is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop.

Where are the Whores?

This guy should have been on Mad TV's Abercrombie & Fitch skits.

He looks out of place playing smear the queer in daisy dukes with a bunch of walmart type guys.

These pictures prove only one thing: Miley does anal.

so he's a fag.. big suprise. .. hes still analy abusing lil miley on a regular basis.

He is for the Gay's!

D O U C H E - B A G

Oh, and anyone who flips the bird in pics automatically looks Whiskey - Tango

Fucking homo.

Even drunk have ANY of you snapped photos with your GUY BUDDIES in your underwear? Maybe a couple times wrestling shirtless in the street beating on each other but WTF?

Messed up man, just messed up. Welcome to the faggish YouTube/Facebook age of idiocy.

Is that the dude from Chuck & Larry and King of Queens?

I'd still do him. He is HOT

She sure as hell wouldn't be fucking this dude if Alec Baldwin was her dad.

this kid is so gay

What a fucking redneck sausage-fest. Ewww. I can only imagine what that place smells like, chewing tobacco and ass sweat.

That blond chick was probablt pregnant within about 30 seconds of arriving.

Looks like another Palin Party! GET 'YER GUNS!!!

What a fucking redneck sausage-fest. Ewww. I can only imagine what that place smells like, chewing tobacco and ass sweat.

That blond chick was probably pregnant within about 30 seconds of arriving.

Looks like another Palin Party! GET 'YER GUNS!!!

JGLTC!

Is that a fucking HALF SHIRT??

You would let him do a dirty sanchez on you anytime. He is fucking GORGEOUS.

I wonder how many beers he drank that night trying to get the taste of dick out of his mouth...

right on, #32, mount me, Justin!!!!!!!

Notice that any girl who claims she's saving herself for marriage famous or not always date womanizers? If you serious about saving yourself why date someone who wants constant sex? Why not date a man who is also saving himself from marriage? See girls do not want that because they want to impress other girls. Adrima lima? Same thing, she's a virgin yet dates womanziers lenny kraviz and derek jeter.

#35, but would womanizers date virgins? the logic of it man, the logic ....

This is boring. New post please!!!!!!

if Miley has learned anything from the Spears family, she better be taking it in the butt from this douchenozzle or she's going to wreck daddy's achey-breaky gravy train.

Looks like an average 20 year old guy to me...just...needs to put some more clothes on maybe?

Billy Ray Virus should be hogtied and beat with a live badger for letting that toothy little goldmine...I mean... daughter of his within 50 feet of this douchebag.

Seriously, she's only 16, all she has is a billion dollars to soothe her, and to be honest, I kind of feel pity for the little tart.

But then again I kind of can't wait for Justin's "exclusive" in the National Enquirer, either.

AHAHAHAHA! TMZ insinuated that no alcohol was involved and I totally rolled my eyes cuz what kind of dude takes pics like this SOBER?! LOL I even said as much! Kudos to the superficial for at least looking at this like a REAL person would!!! LOVE THIS SITE! :))

Say no more @ pic 7

or 4

Hey there Justin, don't fret too much over some of the comments here and I hope you do come back to the Fish to make another appearance.

You're simply enjoying life, just as a good percentage of us have done in our youth or still doing, with good friends around, full of laughs and memories.

Negativity should never be part of your spirit, so stay strong.

Randal

Pic 7: Last night I saw a skunk on the side of the road, and when my headlights shined it its eyes they looked just like the eyes of the dude (dad?) in the purple shirt.

And what is that under his shirt? Is he wearing a bra?

Also, the dude doing the can-can looks completely shit-faced.

Pic 8: Billy Ray looks like he peed his pants a little bit.

So what?! He hasn't lived in Louisiana for a while now, so what makes you idiots assume that this party is in the south? Probably some gay ass male model party in LA or New York.
Oh, and for future reference, living in the south doesn't make you a redneck (if you don't believe me, check out Fresno or Bakersfield...and then go get an education)

How long before Miley has her first kid or first abortion? 18 months, tops, is my guess.......

I'll bet the night ended with all these assholes huddled in a circle, covered in puke and rubbing each other's cockheads together.

Muskequeers ride!!!!

He probably funneled a beer.

It seems that the young fellow waxes his brows.
This is enough gay to last me a lifetime.
Please post some boobies.

Everyone in my highschool used to take those stupid pictures.
He's ugly and so is his underage girlfriend.

When you've got boyfriends that love you this much, how could you possibly be attracted to underaged girls? How, I say...

he is totally gay. Look at the effeminate hand gesture in pic #4.

What is up with the armpit stains in picture #3 ?

Is that Kevin James?

Fag. He craves dick, just like Miley.

Why are they all partying with some 40-year-old blonde chick?

He was said to be found at a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^ not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.

Miley had to have a boyfriend in his 20's to impress her friend mandy.

Women are also attracted to this flashy behavior. Even shy girls have boyfriends like this.

What part of I told you he was gay didn't any of you asshats not unnerstan'?

Has anyone else noticed that there isn't a sign of alcohol in any of the pictures? Looks like Red Bull and Mt. Dew to me.

Thus, he is VOLUNTARILY doing this WHILE SOBER.

... even worse.

Okay that is not a party...

He always was too good looking to be straight. I must admit he is a good kisser and can take all 10 inches of my Greek cock. However, I am not gay, he is for taking it.

That Kevin James sure knows how to party!

That reminds me of MY good ol' days when I would shave MY chest and contact other silky smooth men.

Wow...I've heard he has many soulmates. HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that most of them were found on the Internet, such as AgelessOnly.COM. It's the best age-gap celebrity dating service on the Internet. Maybe it's right.

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