Oct 14 2008Mila Kunis needs to break up with Macaulay Culkin TODAY
Mila Kunis showed up looking super cleavagey at the Hollywood premiere of Max Payne last night, and seriously, it's time like this I would do anything to switch shoes with Macaulay Culkin. Even if that means at one point Michael Jackson got me drunk with Corey Feldman on a Ferris Wheel. If Mila Kunis is the end result, I'll pour the Jesus Juice myself and throw in the Home Alone face: "AHHHHHH!" Who doesn't love that?
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Reader Comments
1. woof - October 14, 2008 7:49 PM
She's so pretty
2. luciddreamer - October 14, 2008 7:56 PM
Not first. Oh so close.
3. Bubba Gump - October 14, 2008 7:57 PM
what da hell bubba didn't even know she was dating that kid
4. jeremy - October 14, 2008 7:58 PM
Yes, she has looked very pretty of late.
5. TheBigDonkey - October 14, 2008 8:23 PM
She was amazingly hot in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
6. Myrtle Beach - October 14, 2008 8:28 PM
If you think there is anything going on with Macaulay other than a trade off (rich life for a beard) you gotta be kiddin yourself.
7. Fernando Valenzuela - October 14, 2008 8:30 PM
exactly what tits are you referring to?..all I see is a couple of bug bites....
8. Yup - October 14, 2008 8:30 PM
sooo gorgeous
fuck the stereotypical blonde ditz
exotic - nothing beats it
9. ali - October 14, 2008 8:34 PM
mila kunis...real exotic.
10. booyaka - October 14, 2008 8:36 PM
she's a short ugly midget
11. Butter Voice Kunis - October 14, 2008 8:42 PM
Nice tits.
12. Shel - October 14, 2008 8:45 PM
ewww, still with Macaulay?? Come on, she can do MUCH better than that.
13. Peaceful Pony - October 14, 2008 8:46 PM
In a few shots she could almost pass for Kirsten Kreuk. That's a compliment for Mila.
14. Old Jewish Guy - October 14, 2008 8:58 PM
Oy vey!
15. Ralph - October 14, 2008 9:05 PM
Come on Superficial Writer...They are only breasts...every woman has them and her face is sort of dumb looking. Raise your standards.
16. Kay - October 14, 2008 9:37 PM
She's pretty enough to not require huge, silicone tits
17. Danny - October 14, 2008 9:52 PM
Yeah, these photos don't do her justice, really. She was extremely hot in that Sarah Marshall movie.
18. Mo - October 14, 2008 11:05 PM
I don't know if she's one I'd classify as "ZOMGSOPRETTY". I mean, SOMETHING there, of course. But... eh.
19. Tom - October 14, 2008 11:12 PM
I don't know what it is, but she's been lookin' pretty busted lately. She used to be MUCH hotter than this... I definitely think she got some work done.
20. Andrew - October 14, 2008 11:51 PM
I got a chance to talk to Mila in a conference call the other day for Max Payne and she's a total ditz, completely unprofessional and laid back, but not in a good way. Don't expect her drama career to last long
21. theonewhoknows - October 15, 2008 12:12 AM
She was great when she was PUNKED. Good job Ashton
22. Groucho - October 15, 2008 1:00 AM
She's hot. She's like the Mini-Me version of Angelina Jolie.
23. Putz Balzac - October 15, 2008 1:46 AM
Okay, IMHO there are some fantastic writers writin' for Superfish , for FREE~~!!!!
Yeah, she's hot. Look at them eyes!
24. Groucho - October 15, 2008 2:52 AM
She's hot. She's just like a Mini-Me version of Angelina Jolie.
25. Cornelius - October 15, 2008 2:57 AM
Angelina Jolie's ugly.
And so is this midget. So overrated. Besides, looks like the Russian that she is.
I see hotter brunettes every single day.
26. talia - October 15, 2008 4:04 AM
Did anyone noticed that she has one green eye and one blue eye?? she looks like the mexican actress Barbara Mori... shes gorgeous.
27. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 15, 2008 5:04 AM
"Super cleavagey"???? She looks like she is stuck in perpetual early puberty. Nice spray-on tan though.........
28. Kim - October 15, 2008 8:19 AM
She is gorgeous, but needs to lay off the spray tan. She is starting to look a little oompa-loompa-y. She has a great skin tone already, no need to do that.
29. ummm...yeah - October 15, 2008 8:22 AM
What fuckin cleavage?
Fish, you fuckin suck dick! I used to like this fuckin site but now....it fuckin sucks shit!
I wish the ORIGINAL FISH came back, cause these assholes they have writing now suck fuckin shit!!!!!!
30. Kahlee - October 15, 2008 8:26 AM
Jesus calm down Superfish, shes pretty, but nothing to get molested over.
31. Concience_Found - October 15, 2008 9:53 AM
it amazes me how casting people can pick the kids that are going to be super hot like mila.
32. undulating torso - October 15, 2008 10:21 AM
I saw Macaulay Culkin at a Borders booksigning, it was weird, he was surrounded by these sketchy characters who looked like they stepped out of a Harmony Korine film -- gay Asian guys with eye makeup, white trash sluts trying to get his attention, etc. What I remember is that they were all tiny, like barely over five feet. As if tall people are forbidden from being Macaulay fans. Myself, I don't even know what he does. But if Mila is dating him, it's guaranteed that she's an airhead or druggie or both. He is a freakshow.
33. Sport - October 15, 2008 10:36 AM
very pretty.
34. Googolygoo - October 15, 2008 10:42 AM
Her face is looking busted lately. Look at pic #3-- it looks like she's had putty inserted under her skin. Almost troll-like. She used to be gorgeous, now she looks-- odd.
35. boo - October 15, 2008 11:25 AM
Somehow this dress reminds me of something Pam Anderson would wear.
36. Insert name here - October 15, 2008 11:30 AM
Mila is gorgeous. She isn't fake and over done. She does need to match her foundation to the rest of her body though. If you're going to do the spray tan, which is better for your body then sitting in the sun or in a tanning bed, then make sure you do something about your face as well. Or don't get a spray tan, that's a solution. Regardless, she is beautiful. And her boobs are the perfect size for her. You don't need giant saggy titties to be noticed.
37. Vince Lombardi - October 15, 2008 11:49 AM
Not remotely "pretty." She looks just like her whiny voice sounds. And she really needs a makeup assistant. She's got so much shine on her forehead and face, she's being recruited for a "new reflective material for safety vests."
38. Vince Lombardi - October 15, 2008 11:51 AM
Altho I would cast her as a young Angelina Jolie in "The Young Angelina Jolie Story" - and by "young," I mean 11 - before she got boobs.
39. Tough Tony - October 15, 2008 12:07 PM
I'd destroy it on a daily basis.
40. gerard Vandenberg - October 15, 2008 12:23 PM
EXACTLY: no time to waste, girl.
THIS IS AMERICA!!
(land of FAKERS!!)
41. TheJoker - October 15, 2008 12:40 PM
She's just so freaking hot.
42. thighhighs - October 15, 2008 12:43 PM
Simply gorgeous!
43. Dirty Hairy - October 15, 2008 12:43 PM
I'd like to torture her for a few hours then finish it off with a golden shower
44. Narcissist - October 15, 2008 2:36 PM
I don't think these pics are very good, compared to other recent ones. She's wearing a sack. The hair up doesn't seem to work, either.
45. MilaCuntis - October 15, 2008 2:40 PM
# 34 thats what meth does.......then OOOPS you have to hide the fact that your face is falling off for some event you have to attend ! hhahha
Oh and she is Alliance.....she sucks, her and Party Monster Culkin....
46. FRIST!!! - October 15, 2008 3:09 PM
In some of those pics, she has the EXACT glassy eyed expression Britney Spears had for a while there....
And Lohan..
And me..
47. LUX - October 15, 2008 4:34 PM
@Cornelius # 25: woah, your life must be so glamorous.
I don't know who she's or what she's done but she's gorgeous. Not everybody is into stereotypical, over-processed blonde bimboes...
48. justtheobvious - October 15, 2008 11:20 PM
Where is a wardrobe malfunction when we NEED one?
49. 80'sChild - October 16, 2008 3:07 AM
#22 I have to agree
#26 I knew something about her eyes was fucked up but didn't really take that good of a look....trippy...
#46 I'd be one glassy eyed bitch too if I had to call that wisp of a male species my "man"
How fucking sad...truly
50. liyana - October 16, 2008 4:48 AM
so trying to look like Angelina Jolie
51. superflous - October 19, 2008 10:35 AM
Agreed about the resemblance Angelina Jolie. Mila could pass for Angie's little sister in any movie... Only if Mila were talented enough to be in one...
But come on, Kristin Kreuk or Barbara Mori??? No way, this one is a lot hotter.
Look for old pics, she looks quite different and it's not just baby fat or teenage awkardness... http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/portraits/mila_kunis12.jpg
She had a good plastic surgeon just like Macaulay's ex-wife.
52. milaluvr#1 - November 6, 2008 2:44 PM
She is not fine and all that shit like playboys cement tity models...but she's hot,sexy and super cute. And her voice? Super cute 2! Fuck all you haters, u wish you could look like her...
53. milaluvr#1 - November 6, 2008 2:46 PM
She is not fine and all that shit like playboys cement tity models...but she's hot,sexy and super cute. And her voice? Super cute 2! Fuck all you haters, u wish you could look like her...
54. milaluvr#1 - November 6, 2008 2:47 PM
She is not fine and all that shit like playboys cement tity models...but she's hot,sexy and super cute. And her voice? Super cute 2! Fuck all you haters, u wish you could look like her...
55. milaluvr#1 - November 6, 2008 2:47 PM
She is not fine and all that shit like playboys cement tity models...but she's hot,sexy and super cute. And her voice? Super cute 2! Fuck all you haters, u wish you could look like her...
56. milaluvr#1 - November 6, 2008 4:48 PM
She is not fine and all that shit like playboys cement tity models...but she's hot,sexy and super cute. And her voice? Super cute 2! Fuck all you haters, u wish you could look like her...
57. Anonymous - December 9, 2008 10:39 AM
undulating torso wrote:
"I saw Macaulay Culkin at a Borders booksigning, it was weird, he was surrounded by these sketchy characters who looked like they stepped out of a Harmony Korine film -- gay Asian guys with eye makeup, white trash sluts trying to get his attention, etc. What I remember is that they were all tiny, like barely over five feet. As if tall people are forbidden from being Macaulay fans. Myself, I don't even know what he does. But if Mila is dating him, it's guaranteed that she's an airhead or druggie or both. He is a freakshow."
Thats random to put in a picture comment. I went to that! Are you calling me a white trash slut? My husband wasn't there so I don't recall any exceptionally bitter fags in attendance. You are so making all this up. The people there were average sized and mostly girls. Thats why they were small. There weren't tons of asians guys wearing eye makeup.. you're soo dillusional it's sad.
58. zaphod beeblebrox - February 1, 2009 4:11 PM
Would be alright wearing a dress like THAT if she had somehing to fill it with. Blimey, one of the few women I know with ingorwing boobs.
59. Gunther Goliath - April 12, 2009 8:32 PM
I've read many unpleasant remarks; regarding ms. kunis' appearance. I've this to say,"She's out there,...defending herself,...and yet,...droves of perverts keep remarking,...as if they are competition. Mila has NO,...competition. Not even Angelina Jolie can compete. Why,..because Mila is a hero for democracy. Proving that effort vs. skankiness is the american way. I have a niece who was sheltered at Mila's age;and thinks that she is hot stuff. If you said ANYTHING,...even a tenth as insulting to HER,..as has been said to Mila,..she would scream like a little baby. Nothing against Mila's supporters,..just lay off a little;unless you want to be EXPOSED."
gunther,..special ops train'd::LOWRY,AFB