Oct 29 2008Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen sign things

wow soo pretty!

riddyly riddly randy I see something dandy....

what the hell?

I'd walk up to them and ask:

"Wow, are you guys still alive?"

WTF: "The authors"?!
I fucking hate their guts!!!
This list is so ridiculous...

What a joke! They are sooooooooo full of themselves!

i highly doubt these two coked-out freaks of nature had any responsibility in writing this book. their involvement was probably limited to having someone read it to them, twirl their hair around their fingers, smack their gum in their mouths, and say "sure, that sounds good."

Weren't they at one time these totally hot under-aged babes that everyone was counting the days until they turned of legal-age, so that we could start lusting after them without guilt, or some shiz?

What the frack happened? After all that, they give us this? What a let-down. Boooooo! :(

The Soup Nazi's rules were less stringent. These girls sound like a regular laugh a minute.

What despicable little hobgoblins these two are.

Wow, they almost look normal. However, give them both giant boob jobs and they would be Pam Anderson mini mes..

together they are sexually intriguing...individually they're kinda trolly...it's strange.

When I went to the Beatles convention in Las Vegas last summer; Pattie Boyd who is the former Mrs.George Harrison/Mrs. Eric Clapton/former model/photographer happily signed my book called Wonderful Tonight by Pattie Boyd which is a fabulous book, took a picture with me, and chatted with me too. And Pattie was willing to sign anything. These twins could learn a lot from Pattie.

Question #3- seriously fish?? I think even rough daddy could think of something more humorous to say to his ham sandwich, which, coincidently, is the only thing that will listen to him..

Hi Jimbo!!

Wow. These two still look like malnourished little dolls that were found in the ditch. Besides being twins, they should try to actually do something. Eating would be a good start.

here's another pair of midgets I'd like to buttfuck. Stick my cock up their little asses and watch their midget legs wiggling around trying to touch the ground. It'd be hilarious.

Question #3- seriously fish?? I think even rough daddy could think of something more humorous to say to his ham sandwich, which, coincidently, is the only thing that will listen to him..

@12, yeah well, pattie let me crap in her mouth and then took me out to a nice seafood dinner.

@13 Hey Veggi how are you doing? And you are giving the Ham sandwich way to much credit..

too much makeup and too much leather pants. suriousley guys??

"3. What was it like murdering Heath Ledger"

Wow! That's pretty low, even for you Mr Superficial Writer.

Nice!

Anyone ever do twins? I came close.

The one in the black has had a nose job.

an oversized but thin, glossy picture book called "Influence". Pretty appropriate, I'd say.

Question #4 - How many full grown men do you believe masturbated to you before your 18th birthdays?

They sound worse than the Soup Nazi...

lol Hey Veggi can you get me off your mind for a second? btw hand over those pics....

I have trouble believing these twin twats actually have "fans". Besides, haven't they fleeced enough brain-dead Americans out of their hard-earned money yet? The rich truly are society's biggest parasites!

Am I mad, or is the one in the white shirt the better looking of the two ?

Heh... Douchie said "Hey Veggi can you get me off"

Obviously no one has ever been to book signings in their life. These are the general rules governs all book signings not just MK and Ashley.

So, the book is called "Influence" I hope they mean under the influence and not how they influence people....unless they mean they influence people to die...in which case it works well. Stupid bitches.

@29- Hey! I just had lunch!!

nice one p0nk!!

Boy these two are really strange.

I don't like the troll sisters either, but these are not their rules, they are typical rules for a book signing at barnes and noble (or any other book store). They want to get as many suckers lined up for signing as they can, hence no talking, and they also don't want you bringing a book you got for free, or worse bought somewhere else. The whole point of the book signing is to increase sales (trust me, I used to work at Borders.)

I just received an anonymous email stating pic # 10 is actually Veggi with pink sweater and double cake...

besides... does anybody really want to hear them talk?

At first thought it was Mary Kate posing with Heath Ledger as the Joker. The caption says that's the twins I see.

#35 ever notice how insults backfire when your grammar and spelling make you look like an idiot? "double cake"? what?

cake? wtf

at least they don't look like friggin bag ladies like they normally do.

Dont you worry about that Punk,,,appropriate name for you i see....

I dunno, I think they look kinda hot.
Not used to them not wearing Glad Bags as fashion statements and smearing their eyes with mascara and letting it bleed.

Hey p0nk,

As you can see Rough Daddy is the new Superficial whipping boy. He loves to be abused. Treat him like the bitch he is..

Hey Jimbo? he or she will soon realize youre just a disgruntle rough fan,,,

Jimbo? you said before said this punk was missing in action? he/she probably finally paid his light bills so now hes back and just found out theres a new sheriff in town....

I have identical twin daughters, and they don't freak me out like these two alien-like beings. Creepy!!

#38

Not really because people are typing fast at work and off the cuff. The point still comes across.

@45 OK Barney Fife..

hey jimbo. how's it going?

Jimbo? can make any reference relates to this century?

rule #10)
The authors will be provided a generous serving of bananas every hour, on the hour. Just to look at, prior to going into the bathroom and doing another 2 lines each.

#11) The authors will be provided 10 minutes every hour, to pick insects out of each others' hair.

#12) Under no circumstances, shall the authors sign any book
"The Two Albino Chimpanzees"
despite the fact that it is much more accurate than their actual names.

It's like looking at a reflection of beauty on beauty.

Randal

They look fat.

#17

Toliet humor are for people that have nothing witty, funny, or clever to say.

They're always so uncomfortable looking. I know being a celebrity pays really well and lets you nail one-balled steroid abusing athletes and provide safe havens for your junky friends to kill themselves in - but they always look so uncomfortable dealing w/ the public.

You'd think their "fans" would catch on to that and let them fade into obscurity.

they look beautiful

I wonder if they've ever both had diarrhea at the same time?

#22 I think it's just make-up, if they decide to get a nose job, they're gonna do it together, imho.

Ok, more of the first two questions please, and less of the third one.

Am I the only one finding the last question in bad taste? C'mon. There's jokes, and there's jokes, and there's the third thing which is just terrible.

What kind of book? What the fuck is it about? Here...I'll give you a condensed version:

We were born twins
We acted (if you call it that) in a hokey TV program that sucked
We began snorting coke
We fucked each others boyfriends
We made a horrible B movie together
We have never done another thing with our sad pathetic lives
End of story

57!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They look better than I've seen them look in a while...

What the Hell is this book about? What 'influence' do they have? and on whom? These 2 act and look like the 'children of the corn'. Remember that Steven King book and movie?

ugh i was at this event and it fucking SUCKED!! i got there at 12:30 only to find out u had to buy the book to see them. so i bought it. then i found out u cant buy it at a certain checkout and, AND, when u 'buy' it u get a wristband and then wait in line, give them ur receipt, and they give u a signed copy of their book. i would have done this, except the organizers then said i wouldnt be able to see them anyways bc the line was too long. so bogus!!
fuck u mk and ashley! mk, i used to be a fan. but this totally sucked!! u had more security than alan greenspan! what self-important twats

ugh i was at this event and it fucking SUCKED!! i got there at 12:30 only to find out u had to buy the book to see them. so i bought it. then i found out u cant buy it at a certain checkout and, AND, when u 'buy' it u get a wristband and then wait in line, give them ur receipt, and they give u a signed copy of their book. i would have done this, except the organizers then said i wouldnt be able to see them anyways bc the line was too long. so bogus!!
fuck u mk and ashley! mk, i used to be a fan. but this totally sucked!! u had more security than alan greenspan! what self-important twats

@62 - Do you guys hang out in the same yard?

The one in the white shirt is so much hotter than the otherI Which one is she again??

omg, that pink cake girl in pic 10 is fucking retarded. don't make fun of funny looking retards ya'll!
(close your mouth, girl, the drool is hitting the floor)

so yeah I definitely think these two had a hand in Heath's death and were able to use their billionaire influence to buy their way out of being part of the investigation. Not only did he die in their apartment but just think of all the drugs these two do. No doubt with that kind of access that its possible they supplied all those pills.

Fugly trolls

Leave my dashunds alone you pervert. Trixie & Dixie will start doing their morning constitutions on your front porch for ever more if you touch their doody holes again.

She is so cute!!!!!!!!!!! ome of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ==mysportsdate.com==She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

These are boilerplate booksigning rules.

ROOLZ R 4 FOOLZ

When the Olsen wenches stop by my neck of the woods, I'm gonna' give their Bar-farts and Ig-Nobles handlers heart attacks. You betcha' I'm bringing some Full House memorabilia but not for them to sign - to bless. Roman Catholic rites are good enough for me but I'll accept Eastern Orthodox rites as well, but none of that Nestorian crap gotta draw the line somewhere. I'm not buying the book - I'm stealing it - worked for Abbie Hoffman. Then I'll steal the receipt off someone else and demand a refund, that way, it'll constitute a real theft, instead of positive reduction of inventory. Since I'll be wearing garlic and that weird chocolate deodorant that turns you into Easter Candy, you betcha I'm gonna date both of 'em, but time is precious, so we'll do a floor show for the rubes. Might as well make it an edu-ma-cationg moment.

What do these trolls know about fashion? When you're 4'10 and 80 pounds, you could look good in a potato sack for god's sake. It's so easy to pick out outfits when you don't have to worry about any womanly features such as breasts, waists, hips, etc.

They look good.

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

hey veggi wheres my money ?

Having read the guidelines thoroughly, I would gladly wait in line for the opportunity to kick both of these bitches in the cunt.

when there isn't thinking required:
..............................................THEY'RE THERE ALL RIGHT, folks!!

HOLY MOSES ! THEY ARE SMILING !

Which ones which????

i like mary kate and ashly olsen

i like mary kate and ashly olsen

they're sexxxyyyy!!