Oct 22 2008Marisa Miller in a bikini
Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller did a little bikini photo-shoot action for the latest issue of Complex magazine. True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that.
NOTE: Video of Marisa's photo shoot after the jump. If this doesn't fill you with child-like glee and cause you to throw dollar bills at the screen, Congratulations! You're dead inside.
Thanks to "Joe" who I'm convinced is really Santa Claus. (I want a pony.)

Reader Comments
1. MeXiCoDiaRio - October 22, 2008 11:55 AM
1st! mofo's!
2. domingr77 - October 22, 2008 11:56 AM
primero!!!
3. Carson - October 22, 2008 11:57 AM
First
This chick is smoking, maybe she can smoke my pole
4. First Time - October 22, 2008 12:01 PM
Nice, but I already have a (few) copy of the Victoria's Secret catalog in the bathroom
5. mimi - October 22, 2008 12:01 PM
Praying for Amy the A-hole!
What is Britney doing FISH-ASS?
6. meh - October 22, 2008 12:05 PM
Judging by the roots I think she'd look hotter with her natural dark hair. I like the dark hair with light skin and eyes look because it's exotic and you don't see enough of it.
7. Celebrities suck - October 22, 2008 12:06 PM
EWW SHE LOOKS LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD. SHE REALLY NEEDS TO EAT SOME FOOD.
8. 1 MILF Hunter - October 22, 2008 12:10 PM
Very nice. More of this, less of baggy belly Tara Reid.
9. Carson - October 22, 2008 12:10 PM
What are you thinking #7?
She is stunning, purely phenomial...
10. sixpack - October 22, 2008 12:13 PM
So we'll see this on the newstands anyway? Big deal.
11. Meridth - October 22, 2008 12:20 PM
Who likes gossip?
Women right!
So why the hell do you show all of these chicks in bikini's?
Just asking!
12. Jumpin_J - October 22, 2008 12:21 PM
Phish, stop showing pictures of my future wife. Seriously, this is annoying.
13. Huh? - October 22, 2008 12:23 PM
Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick.
14. samdog - October 22, 2008 12:33 PM
@ 7 sounds like some little piggy is jeoulous.
@13 your just a fucking moron
15. Kahlee - October 22, 2008 12:36 PM
#6 I agree. She would look twice as good with her natural hair colour.
16. mixedmartialartvideos.com - October 22, 2008 12:39 PM
shes my fav
17. HairCritic - October 22, 2008 12:40 PM
I'd like to get a hold of her hair. The color is not shiny and the extensions look chunky. She is really hot but could be even hotter with better hair :-)
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18. gotmilk? - October 22, 2008 12:46 PM
this bitch is a major snooze fest.
19. boredom - October 22, 2008 1:02 PM
"True, these might be a little airbrushed, but allow me to issue a rebuttal: BIKINI. That throbbing sensation is my insane debate skills roundhouse kicking you in the anus. You might want to put on ice that."
you sir are just awesome
20. tom - October 22, 2008 1:37 PM
Butterface Butterface Butterface
21. Fat Chicks Suck - October 22, 2008 1:41 PM
#7 has to be joking - I really hope there aren't honestly people out there that stupid.
This chick is a TOUCH thicker than I prefer...but she has a pretty nice body. I'm not sure it's Victoria's Secret Angel hot...but better than most.
22. Bickus Dickus - October 22, 2008 1:54 PM
She's getting the cover for the "Victoria's Secret - White Trash Edition"
You kidding me?
23. Rough Daddy - October 22, 2008 1:56 PM
People in this country cant really get it right when it comes to the weight issue, can they?
Thats a wonderful looking body, not an ounce of extra fat,,, and not emaciated!
24. karifarrell - October 22, 2008 1:59 PM
Oh, she is so gross and her face is ugly and that body is scary. Ok, she's beautiful and I'm jealous..
25. John - October 22, 2008 2:02 PM
Yeah, she's way hot in pictures, but I sat near her at the Super Bowl and she really did look too thin in person... almost emaciated... like you would break her into little pieces if you just hugged her. Think the camera added a couple pounds on her frame and she honestly looks better like this than she does in person. Still a pretty girl though.
26. lulu - October 22, 2008 2:04 PM
this bitch is just so pretty. in the victorias secret magazines, you have to be careful what clothes you buy (that she's modeling) because she looks great in whatever they throw her in. keep workin that thang girlfriend!
27. Thighhighs - October 22, 2008 3:14 PM
She is just stunning! It's also nice to see a model that it's painfully skinny. I love pic two...baby's got some nice thighs!!!
28. Fat Chicks Suck - October 22, 2008 4:00 PM
#25: You are a dumbass. What was she wearing, John?
29. huntybaby - October 22, 2008 5:57 PM
she has a gorgeous face and body, some of y'all are so obviously jealous.. although, her tits usually look a lot bigger... photoshop i guess
30. metrosexual - October 22, 2008 6:07 PM
Is that a man or a woman? Too masculine for my taste
31. mink - October 22, 2008 6:30 PM
she's flawless. I'm in love
32. alisa - October 22, 2008 6:33 PM
i have to admit these pictures don't really do her justice.. she looks way better in other pictures... that stomach... that butt.. those legs... i hate her.
33. onemoredrink - October 22, 2008 6:34 PM
so shoot me but this IS the body all women should be working towards, if they dont already have it. why settle for anything less? i dont understand how fat PEOPLE, not just girls, can live with themselves. HIT THE GYM AND GET BUSY! Everyone has the right to look this hot!
(i aggree with the butterface comment but hey! her body kicks it to the curb. right on)
34. timmy the dying boy - October 23, 2008 12:07 AM
Oh good, another bikini vid from a silicone-enhanced bag of bones. Just what the world needs in this time of crisis.
35. gerard Vandenberg - October 23, 2008 12:22 AM
She's standing like this to MASK her belly?
what exactly do you mean by: NAIVE AMERICANS?
36. yourmother - October 23, 2008 1:26 AM
Can you stop with the shitty scans already, there makin my penis soft
37. NY Ted - October 23, 2008 2:58 AM
Oops! I just made a mess!
38. harry - October 23, 2008 6:27 AM
Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick. It is said she is dating friends on mysportsdate dot com. Her sexy photos are found there.
39. harry - October 23, 2008 6:27 AM
Wel, i think the airbrushing was done on thesecond to last pic. she is obviously hiding a dick. It is said she is dating friends on mysportsdate dot com. Her sexy photos are found there.
40. Alexis - October 23, 2008 9:36 AM
#34:
She's not silicone inhanced. Years ago she was featured in a magazine that only allowed natrual girls to be photographed for its issues.
#6, 15, 17:
She's also a natrual blonde (check out her earlier work). She just has lowlights added in her hair. I do agree with all of you in saying a more uniform color would be prettier, though. I've never been a fan of obvious two-toned hair.
41. John - October 23, 2008 12:00 PM
@28, Dumbass, since the Bowl was in Arizona, not much... enough to see the frail skinny body. Next question?
42. Helen - October 29, 2008 6:56 AM
Wow..., she is so sexy and hot. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
43. margaret - January 11, 2009 6:44 PM
please, she looks like a man with makeup, or jessica simpson sort of. Inguna Butane and Adrianna Lima are the only beautiful victoria's secret models right now.
44. keira - April 17, 2009 10:16 AM
#43 Iguna Butane is just gross...so ugly...ewww, but Marisa Miller is face weise not better...the body is cool, Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum rule !