Oct 8 2008Mariah Carey still married, chesty

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Mmmmm, I love when a curvy woman who dresses like a slut.

Now can she cook, that's the question...

second question
can she suck a dick?

Third question? Will she let me bathe her and douche her, then drink her douche water?

I really love this woman. I would do anything to get my dick wet in her pussy.

I would do anything to her she wanted, I would eat her pussy, eat her ass, WHATEVER.

Hey MIKE are you into crazy chicks with extensive plastic surgery or something? You sound about 13 years old. This marriage has really lasted way longer than I thought it would. I still give it only til the end of this year.

How about you make sense of what you are typing. Sound? I didn't make a noise, I typed a few sentences, so how the fuck did you hear what I said to say I sound like I am 13?

Oh and by the way I am in my 30s, and have had a crush on her forever.

Plastic surgery or not, you have to admit she is looking fucking good, and very fuckable.

you know things aren't looking good when your wife's guns are bigger than yours..

HyperBARIC chamber.

Fuck, you guys are great writers. had to give it up.

Not to incite the wrath of Mike (4), but I cannot stand this woman. Mike, she's all yours!

What a fat b*tch

#11

FAT?

What the fuck? This lady just has meat. Which is sexy. What the fuck you want a skinny bitch with all bones, nothing to get your dick hard over.

she's not "fat"... she's just an enormous looking woman. NOT SEXY.

it's night time, right? why is this bitch wearing sunglasses on her head?!

Nice shoes, Nick.

P.S Mariah needs to retire from the public eye. I've never liked looking at her.

P.P.S - She's not fat or enormous, she just doesn't know how to dress for her body type.

That body could take a pounding fo sho though.

Geezus, is she enormous! Mariah Carey looks like a pig. I can't even call her FAT. She's too enormous for FAT. She's gone beyond FAT at this point. And what is even sadder, is the fact that this huge pig is trying so hard to remain relevant that she was willing to marry a guy that looks like he's a teenager. She's like an enormous sex predator.

Her legs are the size of x-mas trees! Christmas is coming up soon! Also, look at her face! There is something pig-like about it. It's the face of a pig, with discolored shaped eyebrows.

Hyperbaric you retard.

There she blows!!!!! wonder if shes into a little humiliation in the bedroom!

Bitch makes my ears itch

she tries way too hard to remain relevant.

Who the hell is Nick Cannon and is he potty trained yet?

She needs to get a sex tape out there soon.
She's running out of time.

laugh all you want at her body or the credibility of her marriage - she's pregnant:

http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/mariah-carey-pregnant

Mariah carey gets hotter by the day.

Mariah carey gets hotter by the day.

Mariah carey gets hotter by the day.

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21: THANK YOU.

she is not twenty anymore. who is she trying to fool? oh that's right... herself.

21: THANK YOU.

she's not twenty anymore. who is she trying to fool? oh that's right... herself.

I ain't racist or nothing but Nick Cannon? Seriously Mariah, what do you see in that nichelodeon fag? Wow... What the hell does he do anyway?

All jokes and nonsense aside, I LOVE the fact that she packed on pounds in like 2 months. LOVES IT! She's not fat, but she was slimmer before. Ha! Married life will do that to you. Especially if you don't shag. :)

He's familiar with the news?

fuckin haters. Mariah is bangin'. She can do way better than this kid, and most of ya who are up on here are hatin ass females that just wish you could be her. Get over it.

Fuck Her & Fuck him... No one cares. She has not done anything good in 5 years. He has never done anything but be a CLOWN!!!!

Why are guys so attracted to Amazons? I truly do not get it. She is a fucking AMAZON!

Mariah looks all that great but, Jackson'shole doesn't like women, it likes Samantha Ronsen... aka pear shaped zombies with full blown AIDS.

36- how so? look at her shoes, and she is still smaller than that guy. Have you ever seen Brooke Hogan?

@38 Yes, I have seen Brooke Hogan; I think she's an Amazon too. Height is not all it takes to make a person an Amazon. Look at the size of her head. She has an Amazon head and body. And she may be a little shorter than "that guy" wihout her shoes on, but she certainly is not smaller.

I'd hit it.

nick cannon can play the snare drum and can't read music. I hope he is getting PAID to be her husband. That's one thing she does have is a FUCK load of money.

uhh, nice wedding ring Nick. did you steal that from Melania Trump or did Mariah give you that when she proposed to you?

Yes, she sleeps in a roundish, oval bed thing. Not a hyperbaric chamber. Hire some writers that know not to trust speelchekkk too much.

ALL YOU CRACKERS BE RASISTS AND IGNERANT SHIT

when will she start filming porn as im bored of her voice

She's still a pig too.

she still looks like Curious George

HER gunz are bigger than HIZ WTF! Hope for both their sake the penis/pussy relation isn't similar, but knowing how it is in the recording industry, and what fists/feet/arms/legs go into various orifices to get the deal...

you know things aren't looking good when your wife's guns are bigger than yours