Oct 31 2008Mariah Carey is 'Firefighter Breasty Samson'
A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire engine to a Halloween party in New York City last night. So, if you live in the Big Apple and no one responded to your apartment burning down, take comfort knowing these two lovebirds made a grand entrance to their party - then went home to have sex on a pile of cash. Life is AWESOME!

Reader Comments
1. First Time - October 31, 2008 12:05 PM
Nice outfit
2. First Time - October 31, 2008 12:07 PM
that bra probably cost a few thousand, damn these rich people
3. METHODZ - October 31, 2008 12:08 PM
She looks like a UGLY MAN
4. Lola - October 31, 2008 12:09 PM
I was going to say "Oh damn! It's Mary Carey again, that ugly tranny" but it was the real Mariah this time, wth?!. She has a great voice, there's no need for half of the things she does.
5. Naddy - October 31, 2008 12:11 PM
she has a lazy eye.. either that or nick poked her in the eye while sher was givin him head before the photos were taken
6. Naddy - October 31, 2008 12:11 PM
she has a lazy eye.. either that or nick poked her in the eye while sher was givin him head before the photos were taken
7. Mr. Sleepyhead - October 31, 2008 12:11 PM
The Lieutenant on Engine Company 116 is probably sitting in FDNY headquarters thinking to himself "why the hell did I allow this."
8. Giggles - October 31, 2008 12:11 PM
Doesn't she realize that people who dress like this are routinely called "whores?"
9. Giggles - October 31, 2008 12:13 PM
Okay, and then I saw that HE has a big diamond ring on. What a little girl.
10. Monkey's Wood - October 31, 2008 12:15 PM
Oh Yeah .....
*Extremely Do able*
11. Rough Daddy - October 31, 2008 12:17 PM
She couldve worn an eye patch, that lazy eye is making my eye watery..
12. MariahCAreyFan - October 31, 2008 12:18 PM
OMG. I love Mariah Carey. That is the best outfit ever! I don't understand how you could fight fires in that though, Theres not much protection for her legs. And that doesn't look like a very safe helmet. And those heels may make it difficult to climb stairs while carrying hose. Are you sure this is her full costume? Not a very convincing fire fighter.
I love you anyway Mariah!
Pew pew pew
13. Same ole thing - October 31, 2008 12:19 PM
I'm beginning to think this "woman" doesn't own any shirts...
14. Sport - October 31, 2008 12:22 PM
Wow, Madonna meet the only person trying harder at all times to draw attention to herself. She is pathetic.
15. joline - October 31, 2008 12:23 PM
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
16. hacksaw - October 31, 2008 12:26 PM
I'd hit it.
17. mixedmartialartvideos.com - October 31, 2008 12:54 PM
FDNY!
18. FACE - October 31, 2008 12:55 PM
I would crush it. Come in her ass with no rubber, wipe my dick off in the towles, and leave.
19. EMT - October 31, 2008 12:58 PM
As an EMT-P/Firefighter I really wish she would put on some other uniform. If she wishes to show support for us, how about donating to firefighter widows instead of spending 100s of dollars on that so-called bra outfit or spending money on magnets for her car. People like her make me nauseated.
20. dragon43078 - October 31, 2008 12:59 PM
Shes rich and attractive. Every man that is not a bigot or gay, or has his wife standing next to him, would love to nail her at least once.
21. Sport - October 31, 2008 1:07 PM
I love teenagers who are still 10 years away from their first piece of ass telling the rest of us we are gay if we dont think this bitch is hot.
Sorry to disappoint - married, hetero, and she repulses me.
22. Carson - October 31, 2008 1:09 PM
I would run through the routine with her, hopefully she wouldn't subject me to her music though, if she tried to do that i would have to say no to banging her.
23. Matthew - October 31, 2008 1:10 PM
god I wish I was nick cannon
24. Uncle Eccoli - October 31, 2008 1:11 PM
I don't understand this. Why can't she just dress up as a firefighter? Why's it got to be a prostitute with a fireman's coat?
25. lulu - October 31, 2008 2:12 PM
so wearing lingerie in public is now a halloween outfit? to me, shes dressed up as a hooker, got paid to blow a firefighter and now she's wearing his jacket.
26. Max Planck - October 31, 2008 2:22 PM
Fire Ho s'
27. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 2:50 PM
Sweet Jesus on a fucking bicycle, when will she put it away? Maybe she swapped outfits with a 14 yr old at her first trick-or-treat party who didn't pay no attention to the mantra 'tits OR arse, not both out in one outfit'.
She looks like Jodie Marsh's chocolate friend for a night of tuppence-licking fun for paying customers. But at least Marsh has nothing else to bring to the table. Where's the dignity?
28. Christopher - October 31, 2008 2:54 PM
Original Fire Crotch!
29. Obama will lose to Palin - October 31, 2008 3:25 PM
Mariah is a jigga-boo loving ho'. With nice tits though. Can't fault her on that.
30. Thigh Highs - October 31, 2008 5:00 PM
Still trashy. -sigh-
(Isn't Obama running against McCain?)
31. npv - October 31, 2008 6:38 PM
she has a lazy eye.. either that or nick poked her in the eye while sher was givin him head before the photos were taken, It is said she is dating friends on a sports dating COMMUNITY--mysportsdate.com== her sexy photos are found there. it's the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!
32. NOEL - October 31, 2008 8:24 PM
MARIAH LOOKED STUNNING AS ALWAYS.
33. missywissy - October 31, 2008 11:38 PM
Little Miss Try-too-hard. I'm sorry, but sexy Halloween outfits are kind of getting out-dated. i think costumes should be about creativity. After all, aren't these people "artists"? Tits hanging out should be saved for her husband in the bedroom. leave a little to the imagination. I know my husband wouldn't let me go out looking like that, nor would I display anything for the world to see like these tacky celebs are doing. But, guess they have to get noticed somehow. God forbid, they use talent!
34. gerard Vandenberg - November 1, 2008 1:26 AM
Where is bill........................................"THE FIRE HARSHALL"?
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