Oct 7 2008Madonna attempts to tackle Sarah Palin with political humor: FAIL

Ummmm...

oh look its carrot top in drag....

Roisin Murphy is the new Madonna. Check her out here:
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We all know Sarah Palin is a fool--but apparently when it comes to Madonna and political humor it takes one to know one.

Madonna is awesome. Getting old, but awesome.

I would love to hear an isolated track of her playing that guitar live. She looks pretty f*cking stoopid with that thing.

Madonna: Please STFU. You're not helping.

She looks fucking horrific.

People still pay to watch this shit? Wow. I wonder if she does some religious thing while taking off her clothes. Cause I've never seen her do that before or anything.

I think 6 year old cousin was quoted making those same jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) for still being Madonna...

Roller Derby Tranny!

I think 6 year old cousin was quoted making those same jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) for still being Madonna...

I think my 6 year old cousin was quoted blasting Palin with those jokes. Bravo Madonna for a) poor humor and b) still being Madonna...

Fuck it man, Id hit it after seeing Pic 4. Who gives a shit

Sorry for the excessive comments... the Superficial tends to be screwy with posting comments.

Maddona is as empty as rockin' obama's promise of not raising taxes. McCain is no better. Just a couple of liberals who want open borders.

I find it funny though that of all of Palin's accomplishments, the lib's/dem's hate her guts JUST because she is a conservative. Yet if she was one of them, she would be the female version of rockin' obama the new messiah. That is the ultimate in hypocrosy.

Now on to Maddona, too think I used to pretend it was you giving me those hand jobs in high school instead of my girlfriend. As I recall they were both a little chubby back then....

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That first picture looks like a scene from "Transsexual Roller Ball"

WTF happened to Madonna? She gets scarier as the years go by. LAY OF THE JUICE!!!
Vote Grandpa/Gidget '08!!!

Hey Skelator *aka-Madonna* THANKS!! You are just another fagbag celebrity that thinks your opinion matters...guess what.....you just pushed me even more to vote Palin!!

Be careful Madonna.....Too many steroids and your balls will shrink.

someone tell madonna the world doesnt care about her and her man hands.

She need to stop having Trig write her material.

The Mumm-Ra reference is made of win!

She's a hoe....she's a hoe....in different area codes, area codes HOE! oooohhhh.

M-Dawg doesn't really care about politics! She is just stirring up shit because she has an album and show to sell. LAME

@17

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I bet Sarah Palin is really bummed she can't come watch some washed out, over-the-hill tramp put on a cone bra and simluate masturbation on stage.

Hi ya pizza faced losers!

Guys, nobody believes your critical comments. We all know that when you saw that top picture, you said "Jesus! How did the Superficial steal my secret fisting fantasy??!!"

Of all people, I should know that OLD IS NOT SEXY! Sure, maybe you have a MILF attraction, but if you act on it without protection your reward 9 months later is a thick-tongued slanty-eyed drooling retard. Bristol's boyfriend had the right idea - pop 'em when they're young and juicy. We're going to force him to marry her because we've always wanted our very own backwoods small-town KFed!!! Wouldn't it be great if all families were like ours? You betcha!!! (but not the nigs or the spics)

Pic #10 - Madonna and Mr T in "Driving Miss Daisy 2008" - but why is that hitchhikers paw on Madge's inner thigh?

My blow up doll is perpetually youthful and has a great sense of humor.

Do these the skanky Ho's represent the IQ of Obama supporters?

Does anyone else notice that all these dumbshit, obnoxious, high-school drop-out, multi-millionare, Holly wood fools all support Obama/Biden? Hmmm....

Madonna, Li-Lo, etc. - I wouldn't trust their opinion if I had to.

Trendiness on display is such a bore. Bunch of sheep..

That's a first, I've never heard a desiccated corpse speak before, let alone offer sage political advice. Is this the first sign of the apocalypse?

Vote...What vote?
Just hit me on my cell phone cool.....

GOD!!!! I will be so fuckin glad when this fuckin election is over!!!!!
Fuckin idiots on both fuckin sides!!!!!
STFU Madogga....Jesus, how more fuckin ugly can this bitch get???

That's funny, I've never heard a desiccated corpse speak before, let alone offer political advice.

Honestly, will Madonna just hurry up and die? Freaking out of touch, whacked-out moonbat.

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Just shut your fucking mouth and entertain me, bitch...

I don't need to hear all your political rantings from your wacked-out lifestyle.

Wow, Obama just won my vote!!!!!!!!!! Not!!!
WTF happened to the Material girl? Not so hot now.. ughh.

i think Jesus wouldn't even mind bitch slapping sarah palin around a little for being so fucking simple. i was waiting for the story to end with, " and the crowd lit their torches, grabbed their pitchforks, and moved in..."

yea, this makes sense. go be a grandma, i mean a mom, Madge.

veggi-

uncalled for, cocksucker.

Geezus, I can't decide what's more disgusting...Her wrinkly old hag face, or her veiny, misshapen sinew. Excuse me while I go vomit. You can't really blame me. The first few seconds of looking at this picture, it appears as if you're looking at a hideous tranny with muscular arms.

And Ms. Tranny, in her desperation to remain relevant, has decided to toss herself into the Palin bashing clique. Except she's too retarded to pull it off. The steroids have corroded her brain. She used to get by on her looks (those who thought she was hot, I guess...), but now her whole body and face have slid down and crashed like an avalanche in an earthquake. SO MANY VEINS!

@6, you said it.

She probably pretends to play the guitar just like she pretends to sing on her records (thanks, Pro Tools!). She probably even pretends to tune it the same way she pretends to bar or mute or whatever the fuck she's doing with her ring finger (wtf?!).

hahaha.

how come McCain wasn't uninvited too?

Even if Obama wins you democrats will still be losers.

Why is it that these ultra-chic left wing liberals are so hateful. They claim to be champions of free speech and independent thinking unless it disagrees with their own thinking -- then they become the antithesis of what they claim to be.

Madonna is a major loser!

Is it my browser thats effing up or this site?

How dare she say such a thing about our future vice president!
fyi, madonna sleeps in a tomb that's why she looks like that, just like why michael jackson looks the way he does cause he sleeps in a gas chamber.

What a dip.

What a nasty skanky shitstain yeast infected whore.

Madonna is the AntiChrist!!!


Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(AMEN!!!)

She looks like the Shredder!

...or maybe the Super Shredder?

This tactic is now standard fare. The media hates the right, and will publish any tripe that comes along. Remember Linda Ronstadt a few years ago? She came out and spoke against Bush and made front page news. The only other way She could ever get noticed is to die or get arrested.

dose she know how ugly and old she is?

Whats funny is, well many things here, but Madonna really believes she is relevant and people care about what she says? A 50 year old battleaxe masturbating on stage with a microphone and pretending to play guitar? She had her day, but its long over. Step aside crypt keeper.

Go back to England and pretend to be British and Jewish, and shut the fuck up.

Worse than her failed humor is her failed plastic surgery. Man she looks terrible. I bet Guy Ritchie is wishing he'd have divorced her now.

the more clothes the crypt keeper wears, the better

Props to you for mentioning Perot, Murrow and Palin in the same post, especially one about Madonna.

She literally looks worse every time i see her. In pic #3 she looks like that weird plastic surgery nightmare of a woman who tried to make herself look like a cat. Grody,

She looks like shit. Who designed that costume wardrobe? What the fuck is up with those fucking socks and stupid as shoes. I mean she looks like a FREAK.

She doesn't even look real....and those stupid ass socks and shoes...YIKES

I didn't even recognize her. You can always, always tell when someone's had plastic surgery and it's never for the better.

What a sad specimen she has become. She should retire.

"Why is it that these ultra-chic left wing liberals are so hateful. They claim to be champions of free speech and independent thinking unless it disagrees with their own thinking -- then they become the antithesis of what they claim to be.

Madonna is a major loser!"

I agree 110 freaking percent. I love the "we're so open minded... unless you disagree with us" attitude. And WTF makes Madonna think Sarah Palin (or anyone for that matter!) wants to come watch or listen to her now anyway? She's a washed up has-been with freaky scary arms who needs to stop embarrassing herself and just go the fuck away. Hell, she's probably jealous that Palin is getting more attention than the Sticky and Sweet (ewww...) show.

What...she's in Starlight Express now?

Meh.

whaa? Madonna would never do something so stupid. If you think this article is full of it, vote Full of Sh*t on www.howlegit.com!

People actually pay to see her on a stage playing "Guitar Hero"?

Shut up, Bee-aatch!!!

Tough enough trying to talk all these racists into voting for a half-man/half-monkey...I sure ain't looking for no help from your tore-up ass!!

DAMN!!!

Michelle!! Where my terrorist friends be at??

Heard a great joke today:

What do Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden have in common??

Give Up??

Both have friends who tried to blow up the Pentagon!!

Hey-oh!!

Put down the Les Paul hag!

I have named pic one: If He-Man was a meth-addict.............

Madonna needs to learn her place.

She is an entertainer. She is paid to sing for people.

Why would anyone pay to hear her political opinions. I mean.. who the fuck cares about an entertainer's political opinions?

This isn't a defense of Palin, nor a defense of republicans. This is a defense of people getting what they paid for, which is to, in this case, listen to Madonna sing, and not rail about her stupid personal opinions.

Bad form, Madonnna. Shame on you. You want people to know your opinions? Blog them like Rosie, instead of forcing them on a captive audience.

that comment would have seriously hurt Palin's feelings...20 years ago.

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Wow.

Madonna's an idiot.

I'm pro-Obama and i do agree with her in spirit. But she's so lame in all ways these days she should just hang it up, go home to her millions and millions of dollars and call it a day permanently.

Besides, that broad is hagged looking now. She's so far from anything that could be termed "attractive" it just ain't funny, man.

What the hell's wrong with her? She have an eating disorder? OCD? AIDS?

Fuckin' bitch just needs to retire and huddle at home.

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Remember Linda Ronstadt a few years ago? She came out and spoke against Bush and made front page news.

Madonna shut the fuck up. The last time you were relevant the show Dallas was still on the air.

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@ #44

STFU Big Joe, you buck-toothed goober. Veggie is a dyke-- * I * AM the biggest cocksucker 'round these parts (just ask Rough Douchie, Randal and the rest of the barely literate fucktards on this site).

Hell, ask #77-- hung like a tic tac, but enough spunk to drown a crate of kittens. (And technically #78 is right-- that $5 made it a business transaction, not a "freindship".)

Really....I'm sure that SP is so bummed.....

I would choose Palin over The Cryptkeeper any day!!!

I'm a Democrat that's going to vote for Obama... but I am sick and tired of Madanna's cheap shots at McCain and Palin. Governor Palin doesn't deserve your retarded commentary. And btw, McCain is not hitler you stupid *itch. Please go lock yourself in your London townhouse and stay there.

WTF IS THAT CREATURE WEARING?

Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
And,I am Barrack O....
You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
And,I am Barrack O....
You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

Damn! Are all of these A-holes posting their idiotic rants jealous because Madonna gets more kooter than they do?
She is still a creative artist.She is not trying to be Iron Maiden,Schmemadeath,
or the Limp Blimp(Zepplin).
And,stever-READ something about this Palin _unt.The last Rolling Stone might be a good start for you to realize how little you actually know about this self serving,in bed with Chevron BIATCH.
And,I am Barrack O....
You exhibit your ignorance proudly.Keep it up!~Oh-nevermind-I forgot that your sister bit your tool off during the last family Hootenany.

Do I have to repeat myself again?

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Wow, she needs to really figure out that she's not attractive nor aging well and stop with the skimpy outfits.

Madonna needs to learn her place.

She is an entertainer. She is paid to sing for people.

Jade, you hit the nail on the head, most entertainers today do not think they are here to "entertain" us. But to rather educate and covert us to their way of thinking and to tell us how to live our lives because only they know what is best for us. While they hang out in trendy clubs, get drunk on expensive booze and snort coke and let their lives become total messes.

The public has been on to them for some time we are getting bored of it. We go to movies for escape not to be lectured to on who to vote for or how to live a "green" life.

In pic #4 she seemed to have lost a piece of hair! *iiiieeeeew*

Madonna please retire!

geez i am not even american but i love abama i think he is great. But just even thinking that this psycho bitch supports him would make me turn conservative/republican whatever. Madonna represents everything that is WRONG about america - excess, obsession with success,a warped idea of sexuality & sexiness. She is 0% grace and 100% hideousness and needs to go to dignity school

*obama* sorry

Skeletor should shut the hell up. She is hardly relevant anymore and to think that she might actually have any sway over this election is beyond ridiculous. What a dumb bitch.

How can you fucking cultist retards love Obama when you don't even know him?

HER PERSON and political humor?
THERE WAS A FUNERAL GOING ON?

Rasputins Liver - that comment didn't make much sense. OCD? AIDS? what do you think those diseases ARE? you think OCD would make someone look like that?

zanzi - shut the fuck up & stop spamming.

all of you who say "wow i should vote for mccain/palin because of this comment" are stupid! so you think that people shouldn't be swayed to vote for a candidate just because a celebrity endorses them... but you would vote for the opposite party because a candidate bashes them? did someone mention SHEEP mentality?

@94

why are we cultists because we like Obama? we have to personally KNOW someone to vote for them?

Madonna and Elizabeth Hasslebeck look like they share the same hairdresser.

94 thinks that when John McCain says "my friends" that he is actually being talked to by him. He has a poster of John McCain in his bedroom that no matter at what angle he's looking, it seems like John McCain is lookin right at him!!! I bet 94 carries a six pack of beer with him at all times so he feels a connection with Palin.

He thinks Keating 5 are the people in The Usual Suspects and relates McCain to the role of Kaiser Soze. Kevin Spacey won an oscar for that role and John McCain avoided prison somehow.

94 thinks that when John McCain says "my friends" that he is actually being talked to by him. He has a poster of John McCain in his bedroom that no matter at what angle he's looking, it seems like John McCain is lookin right at him!!! I bet 94 carries a six pack of beer with him at all times so he feels a connection with Palin.

He thinks Keating 5 are the people in The Usual Suspects and relates McCain to the role of Kaiser Soze. Kevin Spacey won an oscar for that role and John McCain avoided prison somehow.

I know, today I'll take political advice from a woman whose latest outfits vary between Lolita and linebacker, who's dated Dennis Rodman and Vanilla Ice, and who thought it would be a good move to have a kid with her personal trainer.

Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?!

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Did anyone notice the band-aid on her leg in pic 4 and 5? Gross

I don't listent to her music and I am not a fan, but I TOTALLY respect that hard earned body! I used to be strong and it is an exhilarating rush. She looks tough and still has a feminine shape so STFU haters :)

she looks like an orc... except not green.

Holy cow! She looks like a transsexual football player...which is fine because I live in San Francisco and the Trannie Football League is FIERCE! But seriously...Phyllis Diller is alive and wearing glittery shoulder pads.

hey 105 lola, i bet you are a lard ass dike

Can we please send her to the STFU Island??? What a waste of space she and her man arms are!! Your can be fit and tone and still look like a women ... she not so much.

Put your cones back on and sing BITCH!!!!!!

#94 - you make no sense at all. But I guess you admire McCain, especially when he came home from the war and promptly left his long suffering wife.

you people make no sense...

...send her ?

where ? ...

do you even have a connection ?

shhh : ) ...

[what?]

Better watch it Madonna..I think Sarah Palin can take you..AND she'll still look good when she's done kicking your skanky ass.

In the pictures with her hair in bangs......she looks like Bette Davis as "baby jane" in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" YIKES!!!??? What haps, Madge?? And that vein coming out of your forehead??? WTF???