Oct 3 2008Madonna & A-Rod: An unbridled passion

WASHINGTON — Barack Obama often boasts he is “the only candidate who isn’t taking a dime from Washington lobbyists,” yet his fundraising team includes 38 members of law firms that were paid $138 million last year to lobby the federal government, records show.

Madge SMASH!

BTW, #1, I never thought anyone could make me miss the old FRIST douchbag postings, Congratulations.

Could there BE a more UNFLATTERING picture of Madonna? She looks like she's from another planet.

Could there BE a more UNFLATTERING picture of Madonna? She looks like she's from another planet.

Madonna, we think you have lost enough weight now.

First..!!

Palin blah blah blah, Obama blah blah blah, Mcain blah blah boring as fuck who gives a shit blah.

who the plump sweety in the light blue?

Why is it that americans can't go for the more "AVERAGE"-look?
Is it a "MUST" to look like an IMBECILE?

Wow! I thought her arms were bad. Her face has joined the party. Is she sick? That might account for her odd look. Maybe???

For a big strapping, can probably get any hot woman he wants, millionaire, baseball star, he sure loves his fuglys..

What is WRONG with her arms??!?!?

Madonna babe I love you and you're whole busting down sexual prejudice but.... there's a huge difference between being a fitness obsessed pop star in your fifties and looking like a male Olympic marathon runner from Ethiopia. Time to check a mirror girl.

But I thought all Jews were fat and ugly and complained about everything....

Oh wait, that's genetic Jews, she converted

Gotta be steroids, look at the size of that neck.

a-rod, you need to lose this broad, she's married and unfortunately, look at her.

check us out man http://www.howtolosegirls.com

A-Rod needs to raise his game! Madonna of the '80's - even the '90's I could understand - but the thing she is today? Nah, c'mon dude.

i'd fuck her with some else's dick

hi im an old jew scene kid

where's my dildo?

scariest thing ever.
Go away already Crypt Keeper, you are irrelevant.

Imagine being one of her kids and having that come in to tuck you in at bedtime.. a lifetime of nightmares and therapy in the making....

she is soooo foul

she is soooo foul...

p.s. @ 1.... I'm glad to see that someone in this country is informed.

is that a skull over her twat? How fitting is that? I have been convinced for years that Madonna's cooch is poison that kills grown men and eats their vital organs!

My grandpa's arms look just like that! That's disgusting.

I'd like to have a threesome with Madonna and Sandra Bernhard

This skank needs to just give it up. Your shtick played out years ago - and you look..... horrible.

Back in the 80's you were healthy looking and fuckable, now you look like shit.

She looks like Skelator

Her face is screwed up because of too much plastic surgery, and I don't know why she did that; doesn't even look like Madonna anymore. As for the body....you cannot "work out" your demons by pumping iron. How about some pharmaceuticals or electroshock therapy?

seriously...is there something mentally wrong with a-rod to give up on his who was semi-decent looking wife and children over this...Madonna was attractive when i was 3...now i can't look at a photo of her without wanting to rip my eyes out over the pain of her appearance...the Yankee's sure do pick winner's and people who have the personal live of people who should be put in mental wards...she is by far THE most disgusting celeb that America has to offer...

criss angel dyed his hair blonde? no shit. look good, man!

*looks

When did she die?

she's working up on her plans to take control of castle grayskull.

p.s. a-rod hates his penis.

Behold the power of airbrushing! I saw Madonna on a Vogue cover or something recently and she looked good, real good. Now the truth comes out, in actuality she looks like E.T. when he gets sick and turns white. That poor kid she's got her claw wrapped around! Out of shot because he's probably screaming for his life - note the concerned look on the face of the girl in the background. Oh and hey Madonna? Nice job raiding Michael Jackson's 1980s wardrobe, maybe you two can borrow each other's faces sometime too. Faith, huh... Like A Virgin proving mine means nothing.

I just threw up. then I saw this pic and puked again. thanks fish

What's everyone talking about? That guy is ripped!

Her arms look manly. I do weights regularly but would never use weights to make my arms look manly like Madonna.

#1

"John McCain says that he is going to tell all those lobbyists in Washington that their days of running Washington are over, which sounds pretty good until you discover that seven of his top campaign managers and officials are -- guess what? -- former corporate lobbyists," Obama said recently in Flint, Michigan.

It's true: Seven top McCain officials were lobbyists, though the campaign stresses that none is currently registered to lobby Congress:

• One: Campaign manager Rick Davis is a major telecommunications lobbyist.

• Two: Senior foreign policy adviser Randy Scheunemann recently faced scrutiny over his foreign lobbying on behalf of the Republic of Georgia, which has been embroiled in a military conflict with Russia.

• Three: Senior adviser Charlie Black was a foreign lobbyist for dictators in Zaire and Angola in the 1980s, fodder for the liberal group MoveOn.org.

• Four: Frank Donatelli, the Republican National Committee's liaison to the McCain campaign, has had clients including Exxon Mobil.

• Five: Economic adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer has lobbied for corporate giants like Koch Industries.

• The final two lobbyists are McCain's congressional liaison, John Green, and national finance Co-chairman Wayne Berman. They both lobbied for Fannie Mae, the troubled mortgage giant.

www.factcheck.org

Excuse me while I vomit a little. I think A-Rod must have been under the influence.... Really, Really, Under...... That thing is disgusting; it has man arms of an old 60 year old weight lifter. A-Rod probably wanted a divorce, because after a romp in the bedroom with that would make anyone throw off women forever. Vows of Celibacy Galore!

HOLY GEEZUS!!!! For a second looking at that picture, I thought it was a guy! The arms....the veins....the misshapen muscle and sinew....the sunken cheeks....the face mutilated by plastic surgery....the tree trunk neck....the wrinkled shrivelyness....And I'm not even exaggerating anything! DEAR GOD, poor Madonna!

Yesterday I declared Amy Whinehouse and Sandra Bernhard finalists for the Ugliest Woman Alive. Upon further review, I will now add Madonna to the list.

WTF...??? Is Madge trying out for the U.S. Olympic weight-lifting team...?
Who the fuck would want to jump in bed with that ugly creature...?
A-BUM...that's who!

Wow those veiny hands would look so hot on my cock. I still mad at you cock!

LOOK!! ITS THE HULKK
*omgs hav u seen her arms*??

The Crypt Keeper incarnate. YIKES !!!

I am one of the few people who has long defended Madonna's muscular build. I am a personal trainer and am in pretty damn good shape myslef (and I work hard for that), so I appreciate the dedication that goes into her fitness. Unfortunately, all her training combined with her strict diet, has left her so lean that she no longer looks attractive. I will finally concur that based on this photo, she has exercised herself ugly. I didn't really think it was possible... ick. This is a person who is extremely obsessive.

15 years ago she used to be hot, 15 years later everyone wants to fucking run away from her as fast as possible, what the fuck is wrong with her seriously.

Man. What does she do, bench press Volkswagens?

she is so fucking disgusting. god i hate white people.

The funny thing is, she thinks she is still relevant! How sad and delusional.

She looks just like those traveling corpse displays; you know the ones with all the juice sucked out and only the sinew, bone and some petrified muscle left?

http://www.thedctraveler.com/bodies-the-exhibition/

Madonna's rocking that Ed Hardy D-Bag look that is so uniquely awesome.

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Hmm...after the decades of fucking and sucking everything in sight maybe she's been combating AIDS.

I mean, Madonna is/was Slut Personified and given the people she's hung out with and did the nasty with, c'mon, people, think about it.

After all, this is the slutty broad who porked Dennis "The Worm" Rodman!!!

Now, she has a gazillion buckaroos for any medical purposes and we know it takes a few bucks for the high quality medical cocktail items, so she's good there if this is indeed the case.

But, there's only so much that can be done and the rest is being physical in activities. Still, even with those things why the body's gonna suffer some.

Maybe it's AIDS.

Just sayin'.

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I might add to my post above that it's nearly impossible to think that at one time she was a pretty hot lookin' babe.

Once, long, long ago.

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I've always admired Madonna's work ethic, but since when did that have to mean you had to stop taking care of yourself? She is way too thin, almost emaciated. She really needs to eat and rest, eat and rest. She still has very nice skin, but she needs a layer of fat underneath to fill it out. This weight loss happened pretty fast; I saw a picture of her from last winter and she was still a normal, healthy weight. She looked pretty. I wonder what's been going on since then to make her drop so much weight.

Looks like a 92 year old alcoholic tweaker. Another frail, brittle and weak celebrity. Only this one really is 92 years old, right? Right?

Someone do an intervention and keep the methamphetamine away from her. It's a very dangerous drug.

I bet her teeth have all been extracted and/or pulled. I wonder if her they are removable dentures. You know, enabling to give "gum". As in giving head without scratching cock. Or are they implants? Something about how the skin is stretched around her cheeks and jaws

What an assface whore!

I wouldn't be surprised if, for her next trick, she ends up spending time with that douchebag, shitstain fairy Criss Angel. Just saying...

Little known true story: the abbreviated nickname for A-Rod actually means "overrated, overpaid and underworked".

Somebody tell her she's dead

Lmfao at #60 hitler. Also kudos to #28 slut

Why is Gollum holding hands with Guy Richie's kid?

Yick. She looks like Rich Franklin right after cutting weight for a fight.

She looks like she's fucking possesed by a demon!
I hope she's not pregnant cos that baby would definitely be in a prophecy somewhere.

Paris? Are you watching this?
Learn it, live it, love it.

Ive been drinking most of the day & I was ok until now. Ill be in the bathroom if anyone needs me.

Are you really expecting we say something "HEALTHY"?
............................thought so, folks!!

Madonna and A-Rod are both sleazy so NO SURPRISE!!!

Madonna and A-Rod are both sleazy so NO SURPRISE!!!

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

(Amen!)

she is sooooo ugly!!! couldn't even afford to close the gap in her front teeth! and now this body?! YUK!!! disgusting! just hideous. she needs to give up on trying to be a man.

obsessive compulsive personality disorder

She looks hideous. Is there no on in here life that can tell her terrible she looks?

She's starting to get into that "Michael Jackson" realm of weirdness.....

She's as ugly on the outside as she's always been on the inside.

They say by 50 you have the face you deserve.

I think I just figured out Madonn'a problem..she's starting to look like carrot top..i.e she's got "roid" syndrome. Oh well, not surprising, really..