Oct 31 2008Madonna & A-Rod having crazy sex in Jerry Seinfeld's mansion (I knew it!)
Jerry Seinfeld may be one of the richest entertainers alive, but apparently he's always there for a friend. Even one who needs a private location to bang his undead mistress right after she announced her divorce. The Sun reports:
A Hamptons source said: “A-Rod arrived at the airport by helicopter and was whisked away in one of Seinfeld’s Porsches.
“Madonna arrived less than an hour later by helicopter and left with Seinfeld in another car.
“It is believed they all went to Seinfeld’s mansion for a discreet party for a few hours, before they all left separately.”
The meeting was on October 21, six days after The Sun revealed Madonna and Guy, 40, were to divorce. Madonna took a break from her world tour.
Okay, in all seriousness, I highly doubt Jerry Seinfeld let Madonna and A-Rod have unholy fornication in his mansion. Unless he planned on burning it down and collecting the insurance money. Wow, that came off as anti-Semitic. What I mean is, the few body fluids Madonna is capable of producing have supernatural properties rendering Jerry's mansion unsafe for living. In fact, A-Rod's with a priest right now getting his testicles exorcised after exposing them to "the shriveled gateway of Zuul." Not that there's anything wrong with that. See what I did there?
Reader Comments
1. SoCalSteve - October 31, 2008 9:12 AM
FIRST!
2. SoCalSteve - October 31, 2008 9:13 AM
SECOND!
3. SoCalSteve - October 31, 2008 9:14 AM
THIRD!
4. Max Planck - October 31, 2008 9:15 AM
And as you can see, looking scary for Halloween.
5. SoCalSteve - October 31, 2008 9:16 AM
FOURTH!
6. fghjkfgh - October 31, 2008 9:16 AM
third
7. Jade - October 31, 2008 9:18 AM
Just.. eww.
And like.. juvenille.
I mean, its one thing to bang a meaty corpse. But the sneaking around.. "hey, my mom is at home so can I have sex with my boyfriend at your house Jerry?"
8. verga - October 31, 2008 9:18 AM
why can't she just fuck off?
9. tripper__ - October 31, 2008 9:22 AM
okey...guy bangs a corpse..
and???
10. jode - October 31, 2008 9:48 AM
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^FitnessKiss. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
11. Rough Daddy - October 31, 2008 10:00 AM
lol hey superfish shes "Madonna" which means shell Perpertually be lubricated...
12. dafan - October 31, 2008 10:03 AM
"Okay, in all seriousness, I highly doubt Jerry Seinfeld let Madonna and A-Rod have unholy fornication in his mansion. Unless he planned on burning it down and collecting the insurance money. Wow, that came off as anti-Semitic."
LOL!!!
13. Jammy - October 31, 2008 10:10 AM
Dat's dat dere cobba la workin'
14. Cliff Clavin - October 31, 2008 10:14 AM
I thought Jerry was a neat freak germaphobe. Why is he letting the only person with more forms of VDs than Paris Hilton in his home?
15. Ted from LA - October 31, 2008 10:14 AM
I wonder if A-Rod is still master of his domain.
16. Nate - October 31, 2008 10:14 AM
I see what you did there Superfish!!
17. Mallory - October 31, 2008 10:43 AM
What's WITH all you dumbasses yelling out which comment number you are? SERIOUSLY.
And as for Madonna... she's sadly become one of the fugliest persons alive.
18. Catty Pussy - October 31, 2008 10:47 AM
I think Madonna looks pretty good here! I'm sure A-rod doesn't have to settle. Face it, guys, she's still attractive.
19. Binky - October 31, 2008 10:58 AM
My sources are saying A-Rod nearly got to second base - but then Kramer suddenly stumbled into the room - without knocking.
20. Sport - October 31, 2008 11:10 AM
she is fucking gross.
21. Danklin24 - October 31, 2008 11:22 AM
Someone explain to me why Jerry Seinfeld is so rich. Oh yeah, he's a Jew, but other than that, why? The guy just isn't funny.....at all.
22. IKE - October 31, 2008 11:53 AM
Wow He could do SOOOO much better than Skeletor's mom! She must have some gooood crusty stuff to keep going back.
23. Monkey's Wood - October 31, 2008 11:53 AM
Hey Superficial ..... what the hell's up with all of these piss-ant links ?
They blow a fat goats ass .... please get rid of them. They're annoying as shit
Oh yeah - Who gives a damn what slut Pay-Wad bangs ? It's his pecker, and it should be solely up to him if he wants to adorn it with little bitty blisters
24. filiph - October 31, 2008 11:56 AM
yeah madonna fuck a lot.u deserve
fuck guy rithie.i hate him now.by the way the sun is not a serious newspaper.lol,dont believe in everything that u read.madonna is the best and she is very sexy
25. Andrew - October 31, 2008 12:49 PM
The hands! The hands! They are totally scary!!!
26. screech - October 31, 2008 1:48 PM
She has the hands of an 80 year old with bad arthritis.
It's truly hard to tell in that first picture whether she is dressed up for Halloween, or if it's just a regular Tuesday night. Wow.
27. Amber Dextrose - October 31, 2008 3:06 PM
She's starting to look like a Bratz doll that's been left out in the garden for a fortnight.
28. dominick - October 31, 2008 3:12 PM
I can't decide who is the bigger douchebag between the two of them.
29. Christopher Walken - October 31, 2008 3:20 PM
i have NEVER EVER(repeat)found anything remotely attractive about Madonna..she has that big tooth gap,ratty hair,horrible voice(singing and talking)and is generally just a very annoying, completely self serving person.
the gays have always loved her because she is obviously a "fag hag" so no surprise there but i just dont understand the infatuation people have held for her over the years..cant be the looks..cant be the talent(there is none)..oh well..whatever.
Enjoy worshipping the crypt keeper because she will outlive the earth.
30. Seymore Butts - October 31, 2008 3:36 PM
Those hands....*SHIVER*
31. grosssssssssss - October 31, 2008 4:35 PM
Nice Ghostbusters reference Fish!
This scag is unfit for public viewing, I mean it's damn near criminal to subject peoples pupils to that shit. A-Rod must be under some kind of spell or sunthin, I was always convinced Madge was a witch and now I'm sure. No man in his right mind would want to be with this hideous raging bitchwhore. I mean fuck, she's so fugly the only night you can take her out on the town is Halloween and even then she stands out and scares the shit out of the kiddies. She's pure evil.
Run A-Rod RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
32. lola - October 31, 2008 4:52 PM
Her hands are like that because she lifts weights and works out. I used to be very strong and exersize everyday. I was 16 and my hands were veiny like that. It is not necessarily from being old. She is trying to stay relevant and give the best performances she can. Her schedule is busy and you should be happy that she spends so much time keeping in top condition for her fans. Do not beleive everything you read in gossip magazines. She is one tough bitch.
Guy Richie seems like he had to put up with a lot, but we have no idea what went on in their personal lives. And maybe the ladies know what it's like to feel like you work twice as hard as your man. She looks like she is always busy. Guys always seemed nice though.
33. Dr - October 31, 2008 4:53 PM
That's the scariest Halloween costume I've seen in a while. Well, since the last time I looked at a Madonna picture.
34. grosssssssssss - October 31, 2008 5:05 PM
#29. LOL. I agree, especially with the last part sadly.
I have tried to myself to figure out how and why this common whore remains "on top". I am fully convinced she is a witch or has aquired some unearthly powers, I mean she considers herself to be the God of her own bullshit religion and people buy it. She deals in the dark bitch arts mark my words and I don't even believe in that looney crap, but what other reason could there be?
The only spec of an explanation I have come across for her "popularity" was a playboy spread many years back that even as a woman I have to admit proved she had tremendous knockers. However motterboating those things would be like eating a chocolate bar out of a heaping pile of elephant shit so boobs alone cannot be enough ( I mean look at Fergie) on top of that today her boobs look like wet socks so if they were the source of her power she would have lost it by now. Nope, me thinks she found some ancient prophecy that gave her ultimate power. One day the horrifying Ledgend of Madonna will be told to kids at Halloween. She is truly a frightening "woman". Pray for A-Rod and Guy also known as "he who escaped".
35. Tom - October 31, 2008 6:39 PM
Her hands are veiny because of her extremely low % of body fat. It seems much lower than the healthy range for females (at least 15%, I believe).
36. gerard Vandenberg - November 1, 2008 1:18 AM
Whips, leather and chains, BET!!
37. raggatt - November 1, 2008 12:38 PM
The apocalypse is near and soon, all that will remain - scavaging what's left of the earth - will be cockroaches and Madonna.
38. icarus - November 1, 2008 12:49 PM
Who the fuck dies their roots black on purpose? Cuz you know her natural color is gray.
39. killershoes - November 1, 2008 1:36 PM
Ol' weasle Jerry is going to have to testify at the trial now and won't that be fun?.. He's really a dumb ass for helping, crude, ugly Vadge cheat on her hubby not very cleverly eh?.
40. toolboy - November 3, 2008 8:38 AM
Jerry-
"what is the smell on this cushion from?!?! Why is there a stain on this chair?!?!? Did Poppi stop by again?!?"
41. Brunettes Take Over - November 20, 2008 10:59 AM
Ewwwww look at her old lady hands.