Oct 2 2008Lindsay & Sam in bikinis: Round 3

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i wonder if sam has ever experienced the wonderful pleasures that is cock 'n balls? most lesbos i know brag at the fact they've never been with a man. i bet a swish of the plum wand would change her point of view.

Day 3 of their staged, contrived, photo shoot vacation. I bet the paps are paying them both $25-50k a day for these pictures. Since Lindsay can't get a job now, she does need the coin. Pathetic she gets is this way. Now she is no better than Paris, Spencer and Heidi and KK. They all need to burn in hell.

Stop. Stop stop stop.

seventh

Why is everyone so nasty to Sam? Has it escaped everyone's attention that Lindsay is just pulling an Anne Heche? Don't all the lesbians out there just want to kick her ass for being a cunt tease? I feel sorry for Sam because any day now Lindsay is going to go right back to dick.
I'm straight and it pisses me off...Lindsay, pick a side and stay there.

If they are lesbians...how come there is never a photo of them making out or something? I think this lesbian thing is bogus.

@3. Good call. When I saw these, I felt the same. They knew on Day 1 they were being photographed, yet they continue to come out to the same spot and are now "posing" on the beach (pic 1) and holding hands in the surf. They can hold hands (and other parts) as much as they want in private. What is the purpose of staging it in public *in the surf?* Because they want their pics taken. Yep, I imagine you have it 100% right.

My buddy fucked Samantha Ronson. He said he didn't encounter any testicles, however Sam has a really big clit, or maybe a miniature penis. He wasn't too sure.

Fish,
Give it a fuckin' rest. Next. Word.

How come Samantha always looks like she is trying to remember where she put her car keys?

Look at Pic 1. "Ummm, did I lay them down next to the Vagasil in the bedroom? No. Hmmmmm, maybe I set them down when I was taking my Valtrex? Darn."

@3 & 8,
I know right? Even Sam is scratching her head in the first picture. As if thinking "what the hell is Lindsay doing?"
And how do you be in Mexico that long and still have the color of the underbelly of a fish?? Sick.

mind you, you'd think if these pics were staged someone would have suggested nicer swimwear for sam. they look like they're from JC Penney. At least she usually has some version of a decent dyke look going.

They look so bored that it does appear more contrived than a getaway to a beautiful place with a lover. And yesterday they were playing scrabble??!!! I don't see these two lasting for very long.

In Pic #1 you can see where the Herp has eaten away at Lindsays crotch. Her crotch skin is now the same color as Michael Jacksons.

Ooh, that is nasty shit.

Alright already....

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Sam is a lucky guy. Dude must be hung to keep a hot piece of snapper like Lindsay around.

THERE YOU GO LINDSEY AGAIN LINDSEY! THIS IS ALL YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS. NOTHING! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TALK TRASH ABOUT MRS. PALIN. PSSHHHHH WHAT A JOKE! I AM SICK OF THESE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE BEING FAMOUS FOR CRAP. PEOPLE! WHY DO WE LET THIS HAPPEN? I NEVER BUY THOSE STUPID HOLLYWOOD MAGAZINES, THEY ARE WHAT LINDSEY LIVES FOR.

These are staged. I have it on good authority that Lindsey has a boyfriend. My insider tells me Lindsey been seeing the lead singer from the band "WHAM!" for the past few month now.

UGH! This ugly man in his bikini again?! Now it actually looks as if he's confused to be there. Hideous, confused, and cross-dressing--never a good combo.

@18 - So you don't buy magazines but you look at celebrity websites? what's that about?

I thought the Superficial writer hates Lohan's body -- he's always making fun of her tits. Now he's begging for nude beach shots? Weird.

Welcome back, Superficial writer... we missed you last week!

I'm happy for them. Really. I'm happy for them. No joking. I'm really, really happy for them.

Her body looks amazing in pic #6.

I don't get why people say if she knows she's going to be ptotographed she shouldn't go to the beach. What if she likes going to the beach? Is she supposed to wait until she's 90 years old? If you don't like the pictures, look at something else.

Day 3, and sam is still as pasty as white bread..

After three days of sun bathing, freckle Lohan probably got skin cancer by now

number 23 are there different writers?

I've long suspected this...being that fish seems to go though long periods of unfunny.

2) You could land a ocean liner on that forehand. Damn Lindsey, can't you get your paps to photoshop that for you at all? Tell them to reduce it from NFL to arena football regulation field size...

Lezzies are so hardcore,,,*Lindsay probably have a bigger gap than Sandra Bernhart*

My god! Those two are so hopelessly boring! They do nothing but standing around next to each other or behind each other and look serious............... Life could have been so much fun *yawn*

There is not one curve among both of them - Rails.

You people are so bloody lame. These pictures were all snapped on the same day. The people who run this site are desperate for your visits. Number of hits is equal to justifying the amount of money that they charge people to advertise on this piece of rubbish.

Please, get a clue! Now go vote for Barack Obama, and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your creator. ME!

I've currently lost 5 pounds on my hunger strike! till lindsay jump the fence!

C-mere Godiva - Daddy's home

@ 33: who said that, at least some of us, don't know that?! But after staring at my book about "dialectic of enlightment" *bore* I cannot resist doing something that makes the market go round and my brain have a break *lol*

Oh and yes, I would vote for Obama, if I could!......as most of Europe would!!

Woops I have tennis on the mind as always, that was supposed to read forehead. lol...I'm kinda awesome...ert really awesome.

I would like to watch them 69 infront of me . Then I would stick a finger up each ones bum.

#33 so what!? Welcome to business & industry. Even if we do vote for Bar. Oba. mccain will still steal the election. No word is ever mentioned about the failed & riddled w/deceit voting system. Y?

I think these 2 chix are kinda cute. Linz. looks too cute and reminds me of her 'parent trap' days. If you can't understand it, look away.

#11, that was really very funny

Wow, what a temporary waste of 3 fuckholes on that body. mm mmm

I cant imagine hitting that, especially since she's a nymph. God help the first random dude she drags into a bathroom and fuck when she ditches this dyke. She'll be trembling for dick.

Lesbians are so much better than hetero couples. They're always much happier and when you see them out like this, you don't have to look at some drooling slack-jawed guy with a balding head and hairy beer belly.

The lesbians look like they are getting along nicely. They must be getting a lot of pussy juice. I wonder if they also use a strap on. The first pics is a great one of the lessies.

#42

Lesbians can look scary especially when they try to look like a guy. It all depends on the individual and it does not matter if they are gay or not.

Make it stop! I'd rather see Janice Dickinson in a bikini again than these two... particularly Sam, who looks like a man-skeleton.

#33

Right! Right! You are bloody well right! You know you got a right to say!

Vote for Obama and give youself a tax break unless you are the rich elite 3 percent of Americans then your taxes will go higher.

Gotta say I agree with #42. In all the celebrity beach pictures there's always at least one guy with a horrendously fat, out of shape, hairy body (not just belly, but also shoulders and back), ironically with thinning hair on his head. He's always walking around completely unashamed of his revolting body. It's like guys try until they're 20, then completely let themselves go while continuing to criticize every flaw on a girl's body.

Enough already... As if Lohan's stupidity didn't already cancel out any hotness factor she might have had, showing her with that worthless waste of humanity sends this right into the gouge-out-my-eyeballs-with-a-fork zone. Do us all a favor... Drop them BOTH from the post-worthy category, and let us enjoy our vision in peace.

"As if Lohan's stupidity didn't already cancel out any hotness factor she might have had"

Hetero men know that stupidity MULTIPLIES a girl's hotness factor.

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@33. Really??? Do people go to the beach for one day with three different sets of swimwear? Maybe in your fantasy island they do, Tattoo, but I spy with my little eye.... different bikinis. I won't challenge the rest of your rant, but I seriously doubt they wore stuff, ran to the bungalow, changed, wore different stuff, ran to the bungalow, changed, and wore different-errrr stuff again, all in one day. Because if they DID, then it is ABSOLUTELY a set up for the paps.

Have some visual acuity, deductive reasoning, and common sense. Otherwise, sod off.

@47

God, you just hate men don't you Cindy.

When was the last time a guy even looked at you? How many cats do you own? Let me guess, you drive an olive green Subaru, correct?

#47

Only fat or ugly or fat and ugly assholes put women down and jealous fat bitches too. The fit successful men appreciate women of all ages.

Looks like Linds has some toe going on

And, this is from the girl that wanted us to think she was Marilyn Monroe. What a couple of pale, the whiter shade of pale, skanks.

I hate ugly lesbos

Does Sam have Lice? She is always scratching her head. Well, if not, then she has dementia and can't understand why Lindsay is such a media whore.

Hey Sam, I love the tattoo that runs down on the inside of your arm, very hot! The two of you make such a great couple but it's Lindsay that shines here, the bright star in an otherwise black sky.

Lindsay, you look great! Keep doing what you do!

Randal

How fucking staged is the 1st picture? This freckled fucktarded whore definitely knew someone was taking her nasty picture. Stupid talentless syke whore.... And why is her armpits and crotch spot paler than the rest of her body? Fake ass ugly bitch
And GOD please Fish, enough rug munchers... I mean if I see SamHo butch bitch in another bikini, I'll poke my co-workers eyes out

How is what they're doing gay?
Two girls hanging out.

2 pretty chicks in bikinis
ok its cool

Oh come on people...leave Sam alone. I actually think she's quite hot.... Yes, seriously.

PLEASE make them stop. OK, just Sam. One more shot of her showing skin and I'm turning gay!!!!!!!!!!

If Lindsay is gay, she can do a whole lot better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So the photographer of these "candid, everyday real-life" shots is standing in the surf?

Yeah, these shots arent staged......Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I didnt know Paparazzi could swim.

#64, the paps are in a boat you dumbass....And LiLo knows they are there, is posing for them. It is obvious. Don't be so stupid.

OMG, I JUST NOTICED LINDSAY HAS A BOYISH FIGURE FROM THE WAIST DOWN--NO CURVES DOWN SOUTH. THAT'S NASTY. PLUS HER FRECKLES WILL AGE HER IN NO TIME. SHE'S FUGGERS

OMG, I JUST NOTICED LINDSAY HAS A BOYISH FIGURE FROM THE WAIST DOWN--NO CURVES DOWN SOUTH. THAT'S NASTY. PLUS HER FRECKLES WILL AGE HER IN NO TIME. SHE'S FUGGERS

LINDSAY LOHAN IS MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE WITH A WIG

Oh and #67 freckles don't "age" you, ya fuckin' dumbass, freckles make people look younger.

It looks like titsonsnack has freckles! lol.

Ugh I bet they smell like a pack of wet dogs. Stray dirty dogs. Which is ironic since you'd expect them to smell like a wet cat.

Blohan does not have a hot face, without the stylist and makeup artists she looks as ugly and dorky as she did as a kid. Her body does not fit together, it's really hard to believe those boos are real since the rest of her is a curveless boy body, her legs are thick and nasty too. Once you get over the fact that she has huge boobs she's a real bore and they just don't look good on her anyway she looks like an ugly sclupture a kid made all top heavy and out of proportion, whereas other womens bodies have beautiful sweeping curvaceous lines. I think she is a real lesbian since without the boobs and long hair she'd really look like a boy so in terms of biology she's like 50% boyman at least.

#72

I agree.

Without her make up she looks like your average white freckle face chick with breast implants.

It's some kind of ugly mantis creature.

It's some kind of ugly mantis creature.

God!!
Randal, why don't you just DIE already??!!!!!
Those bitches are as pasty as a dried up white fish!!
How the hell do you spend three whole days in the Mexican sun and still stay that fucking white?
BTW, Fake ass Fish, STOP FUCKING POSTING ABOUT THESES BITCHES!!!!

OMG, you guyz! Don't you love having, like, a narrow mind and no real appreciation for beauty?!?! I know I do. OMG!!!!!!!

@77

You are right. As humans we have a tendency to project less-than-favorable depictions of people and lifestyles we do not understand. As a bisexual woman myself, I see nothing out of the ordinary with this relationship.

I know what you mean when you sarcastically imply that most people leaving messages on this page are narrow minded. People who say things like "Pick a side, Lindsey!" or "She's just quivering for cock." just don't understand the maleable and fluid nature of sexuality.

Furthermore, I disagree with those of you who are disgusted by masculine dykes. You do not understand the sexy nature of a woman who is brave enough to challenge heteronormative, hegemonic discourse (i.e. the codes of conduct and intellectualism that dictate our daily lives, that most people [sheeple] accept without questions), and embrace a more androgenous sexuality that challenges conventional understanding of the way things should be. I am disgusted by the lack of transcendental and existential depth that most of you are unwilling to embrace.

I'm tired of stupid, uneducated assholes like most of you. Get a fucking clue. Dumb shits.

@ 50: how naive! cute!

Looks like Sams swim diaper is a step in the right direction, but I think these swimsuits would be even more flattering on her. They would even help her hair!
http://www.fashion-era.com/images/SocialHistory/swimpad500.jpg

Lindsay needs a woman who can protect her...from sharks and rhinos:
http://members.tripod.com/~usapics/disk7.html

...........can it end now, PLEASE!!

Cow and Chicken

I'm sorry but the distance between Blowhan's belly button and her crotch is just f-ing weird.

Oh and Pam - you're an idiot just like Palin. If that's the way you feel why are you reading this site?

What are those tracks up Sam's arm in pic 1? Either she's been cooking up shit and chasing the dragon, or those are Herp sores from inserting her arm somewhere it shouldn't be ... hmmmm.

#78: Lighten up, don't get your back hair all in a knot ...

i think Sam is pretty cool and has a nice body! I don't see everyones beef with her!

can lindsey exist without posturing, even momentarily? she has no hips.

ronson is simply gruesome, apathetic, passive, ornamental to lohan -- like lohan's gilligan.

sam looks like she's wearing a diaper, lol

to ew #83
YES! I DID notice that, and was waiting for someone to comment--I mean, her navel is almost in line to be a third nipple.

beekeepers outfit beach! rofl!

Let us pray that our brave troops stay safe while doing Gods work. Amen!

(applause)

Furthermore...

(applause)

After I'm elected I will, in addition to my VP duties, head the new National Faith Based Electorate Institute to ensure that future candidates are truly Christian men and women seeking to advance Christianity in the form of new initiatives such as Crusades and Inquisitions. After all, only REAL Christians should be armed across the planet. We willl ensure that the entire planet believes in Christianity, ushering in the end times!

(long applause)

Vote McCain (Palin)

Amen!

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