Oct 8 2008Lindsay Lohan's children will never go hungry
These are shots of Lindsay Lohan out shopping yesterday with no bra and a just barely see-through top. I'm not going to say I spent all morning scouring for nipples, but then again, I wouldn't be a hero if I didn't. On a related note, pressing your cornea directly against a computer monitor can cause temporary blindness which, surprisingly, is not relieved by contact with a stripper's boob tassel. This proves, once again, my father knows dick about medicine, but God bless the man for trying.
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Reader Comments
1. the sysop - October 8, 2008 2:02 PM
first! photoshopped, totally
2. Reg Dunlop - October 8, 2008 2:03 PM
Of course she is not wearing a bra. She is a "lesbian"
3. Reg Dunlop - October 8, 2008 2:04 PM
Of course she is not wearing a bra, she is a "lesbian"
4. That Guy - October 8, 2008 2:05 PM
I'll admit it. She looks pretty hot in these pics.
5. Tits mcGee - October 8, 2008 2:05 PM
those are really nice
6. Joe Cat - October 8, 2008 2:05 PM
I would love to bang some straight back into that.
7. Rabbit - October 8, 2008 2:06 PM
Damn! I would so hit that!
Seriously, I'd wreck that chick! ;)
8. blp - October 8, 2008 2:08 PM
faptastic!
9. Ted - October 8, 2008 2:09 PM
She's the most beautiful girl in the world right now.
10. Jesi - October 8, 2008 2:14 PM
Disgustingly fake!
11. CaptainMorgan - October 8, 2008 2:16 PM
Those are so big because they are full of awesome.
This chick knows what she's doing with the pooperatzzi. She can work it in her favour, easily.
12. lettusaurus - October 8, 2008 2:16 PM
where is the video?
13. spooman - October 8, 2008 2:23 PM
I bet she can be all kinds of nasty in the sack; male or female.
14. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - October 8, 2008 2:28 PM
She could feed a village
15. ohyes - October 8, 2008 2:30 PM
Oh yeah, she got her boobs back, wooohooo! Let's celebrate this day
16. popcorn - October 8, 2008 2:30 PM
i cant imagine this will happen in sg entertainment industry
http://dawnwayang.com/
17. Virgodoll - October 8, 2008 2:30 PM
Today's posts are refreshingly funny, Superficial write, Welcome bak
18. And - October 8, 2008 2:31 PM
I don't think i've ever had the opportunity to write a comment so high up before, so i'd like to take this opportunity to offer a free hug. Anyone?
19. Bohemian Rhapsody - October 8, 2008 2:35 PM
@ #9 - No, I am.
20. Hunter - October 8, 2008 2:37 PM
Why haven't we shipped her out to help in Africa yet??
21. nobody - October 8, 2008 2:37 PM
oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties
22. nobody - October 8, 2008 2:37 PM
oh man that girl is making me so horny i just wanna lick and suck those big beautiful titties
23. Malibu Barbie - October 8, 2008 2:41 PM
umm hold up a sec @#19-i am the hottest thing to walk to planet, first off my favorite movie is the notebook, my role model is barbie duh? it doesnt get more perfect than that ;)
24. Vince Lombardi - October 8, 2008 2:43 PM
Udderly fuckable.
25. nobody - October 8, 2008 2:46 PM
i just wanna lay my head on those big, luscious titties, boobies, they look so delicious, damn!
26. GayIsGood - October 8, 2008 2:47 PM
Those pictures makes me so thirsty.
27. Slut - October 8, 2008 2:53 PM
She really does look like she is going to a clam bake here!
28. Mike - October 8, 2008 2:56 PM
Christ! She actually looks fuckable in these shots!
29. Kristi - October 8, 2008 3:01 PM
Where did she get those jeans? 1993?
30. Aunty Pauline - October 8, 2008 3:10 PM
What a pair of fapalicious gazonga's there Lindsay. Thank you, thank you OOOOOOOOH thank you....yes, oh yes....humph....aaaah...yes......umpph ooooh...sheesh that was a big one.
31. mamadough - October 8, 2008 3:13 PM
are you REALLY a lesbian if you masturbate with a 12 inch black jelly dong twice daily?
32. Brooke - October 8, 2008 3:19 PM
Mom jeans.
33. Dr. Drew - October 8, 2008 3:31 PM
Going braless with heavy implants will cause stretch marks and sagging. All implants eventually sag, so she will have to get them replaced in ten years.
34. queenofcrazy! - October 8, 2008 3:36 PM
her implants are so fucking saggy
i hate her freckles, but at least shes natural in these shots
and those pants are actually IN. sorry folks, 1993 jokes don't work ):
her areolas are different, and thats fucking gross
35. queenofcrazy! - October 8, 2008 3:37 PM
Ha Dr. Drew beat me to the chase
36. dkdjspiojsdiojfpiodsposdjpod - October 8, 2008 3:49 PM
Wow, she is disgusting. She clearly does this on purpose for attention.
37. pistolita - October 8, 2008 3:54 PM
the only thing i don't like about her body is HER SHAPELESS LEGS... which are not visible in these photos- so she looks good.
38. yeah right - October 8, 2008 4:00 PM
I just creamed myself
39. The White Urkle - October 8, 2008 4:03 PM
Damn those are nice tits. I wonder if my wife will let me call her LiLo when we have sex tonight. On our new sofa!
40. Randal - October 8, 2008 4:07 PM
There's something about this girl that continues to define beautiful, successful and intelligent and it goes much deeper than her natural beauty and shapely form.
You're looking great, as always, Lindsay. Great style to go along with a great smile.
Hugs!
Randal
41. jaime - October 8, 2008 4:16 PM
HOOOOOOOT
she must be having her period, those are gynormous!
42. Deacon Jones - October 8, 2008 4:45 PM
All I need to finish this beautiful picture is a big line of nosebutter laid out right in between those sweet titties (sNoRt)
43. question? - October 8, 2008 4:58 PM
Who is this Randal charachter??
anyone? anyone?
44. Prof - October 8, 2008 4:58 PM
Damn you Lindsay, and your ginormus milky tits just when your relevance is almost nil you present us all with "freckled fap fodder". Well played, now I must go & rub one out to thoughts of Lindsey & Katy Perry (she's hotter then Sam Ronson) having angry, moist love with each other!
45. Rough Daddy - October 8, 2008 5:05 PM
Probably the best set of mouthfuls in Hollywood!
46. Lamar davidson - October 8, 2008 5:06 PM
= Exploding Penis.
47. Robert's Friend - October 8, 2008 5:07 PM
40
All females should have a gay friend like Randal. I lost my special gay friend to that date rape drug. My gay friend just got married and he was found dead by his lover as he awoke in the morning. I suppose they used the date rape drug as part of their entertainment. He should have stuck to smoking pot. Rest in peace Robert.
48. ali - October 8, 2008 6:07 PM
Move over Heidi Montag...wait just kidding. you know i could never replace you heidi. i love you.
p.s. randal is awesome. no joke.
49. over it - October 8, 2008 6:16 PM
Did Mr. Fish take the day off?! I'm tired of looking at LiLo's saggy dinners! GIve me something else.
50. bp - October 8, 2008 6:16 PM
I love her. ;<
51. hollywood_hillbilly - October 8, 2008 6:22 PM
The only mouthfuls Rough Douchie wants are attached to a dude. And that looks more like studio city than hollywood.
52. KG - October 8, 2008 6:32 PM
Nice rack if seen in isolation. But on top of that thin torso it looks freakish. Barbie should not exist in real life. Either the boobs are too big of the body is too thin. I'll vote for A.
53. HorribleJudgment - October 8, 2008 6:42 PM
All that partying and drug abuse has caught up with her. Her face is all leathery and weathered. She has the face of a 48 year old.
54. nastyjay - October 8, 2008 6:49 PM
you fuckers have no idea how bad i wanna hit that
55. Jess - October 8, 2008 7:00 PM
Lindseys kids will go hungry because her breast implants don't leave a lot of room for the milk!
56. Cliff Notes - October 8, 2008 7:16 PM
Cliff Notes : Ok. Linds - nice...whatevers... And in other news..
So Bink. I was doing a bit of surfing and came across these 'Protocols' thingies and took down a few numbers and....
#10 Staging catastrophes against one's own people, then claiming a moral high ground for leverage (False flag)
# 11,12, 17 (?) Curtailment of civil liberties with the excuse of defeating the enemies of peace.
# 13 Creating the impression of the existence of freedom of press, freedom of speech, human rights and democracy, all of which are subsequently undermined and become mere illusions or deceptive smokescreens behind which actual oppression lies.
#22 Undermining financial systems by foreign loans, creating national bankruptcy, destroying money markets and replacing them with government credit institutions
# 14 16 (?) Pornographic literature.
Binky : TIME OUT !! Well. Ok. Cliff - I could see a bit of the old 2+2 here. But I'm a still a little unsure about the 'porno' thing which makes everything very , very, unlikely (cough) - and of course the lack of commitment from the Wiki numeration...
Like who'd ever fall for that....ummm...crap ?
57. francesca - October 8, 2008 7:25 PM
She's a dyke, she won't have children.
58. jonny - October 8, 2008 7:38 PM
I hate fake tits.
59. Metal Gear Solid Movie - October 8, 2008 7:39 PM
Those sacks are practically at her damn snatch! Wear a bra ya big dike! But those things are kinda nice! MOTORBOAT!
60. Metal Gear Solid Movie - October 8, 2008 7:39 PM
Those sacks are practically at her damn snatch! Wear a bra ya big dike! But those things are kinda nice! MOTORBOAT!
61. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 8, 2008 7:52 PM
#57-60 Ok - Let's face it -Gr8 points all....
So...by the way....Inside Job ?
And how about that #56 - that asshole Notes?
Any comments ?
62. BralessLover - October 8, 2008 8:01 PM
heh... she gives me wood :P
63. Mitch - October 8, 2008 8:19 PM
She actually looks do-able in these pics. I wonder how shaved she is. If it's bald w/nice pink puffy lips I'm going in, wrapped for prtection of course.
64. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 8, 2008 8:27 PM
So....Gr8 points all #62-63 - but how about those Protocols @ #56 ?
Is this asshole Notes guy FINALLY on to something...comments ?
(Linds - don't forget the oatmeal in the morning)
65. Megs - October 8, 2008 8:43 PM
Why is she wearing Mom jeans?
66. Arroyo - October 8, 2008 9:05 PM
I think she's looking pretty damned good.
67. James - October 8, 2008 9:12 PM
I love it when Lindsay leaves the bra at home.
68. Do your... - October 8, 2008 9:22 PM
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
69. 'Frank' from 16th floor - October 8, 2008 9:25 PM
So....Gr8 points all #62-63 - but how about those Protocols @ #56 ? Any comments ?
Is this asshole Notes guy FINALLY on to something...? That type of thing ?
(Linds - don't forget the oatmeal in the morning)
(Sworry if any confusion here - Knee's taking a leak - I'm just up here having a little bit of popcorn)
70. johnny - October 8, 2008 9:25 PM
She could feed half of the country with those things.
71. 'Frank' from 16th floor - October 8, 2008 9:30 PM
O00p's * Re: #65 -68 .*
* (Ok - Knee lost* the calculator*)*
72. Cliff Notes - October 8, 2008 9:38 PM
(Cliff Notes : Those * thingies from that #71 comment- Are those burps ?
Binky: No - I'm from Canada - I think it's snowing...and in a good way...)
73. mingle - October 8, 2008 9:40 PM
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74. Paul - October 8, 2008 10:28 PM
My thoughts?
She's got some heavy hangers and she's got those things taped up. That's ok, they look delicious. But yeah, I agree with others. She's wanting some attention, she's a female shark. Are female sharks hunters, like say, male sharks would be? Now I'm confused. I may have this whole biology thing back-assards.
75. Rational Rick - October 8, 2008 10:45 PM
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wats happening with LL ? Her tits r like topedos waiting to pop out and it looks 2 big
maybe SR has got her pregnant already ....
ROFL !!!
XOXO
76. HuckyDucky - October 8, 2008 10:47 PM
Binky,
You're trotting out the freakin' PROTOCOLS??? As in POTEOZ???
You have outdone yourself, my friend.
77. Cliff Notes - October 8, 2008 10:57 PM
#10 Staging catastrophes against one's own people, then claiming a moral high ground for leverage (False flag)
# 11,12, 17 (?) Curtailment of civil liberties with the excuse of defeating the enemies of peace.
# 13 Creating the impression of the existence of freedom of press, freedom of speech, human rights and democracy, all of which are subsequently undermined and become mere illusions or deceptive smokescreens behind which actual oppression lies.
#22 Undermining financial systems by foreign loans, creating national bankruptcy, destroying money markets and replacing them with government credit institutions
# 14 16 (?) Pornographic literature.
Binky : It's there. Cliff just seems to be pointing this out .
Any comments Huck Duck ? Tell me why I should ignor it.
Having any problems with 'Free fall collapse speed ' through undamaged steel structure ? That type of thing ?
78. HuckyDucky - October 8, 2008 10:57 PM
Protocols...Free Fall... Dancing Israelis...
Binky, I have figured out your secret identity. Or should I say MEL.
Geez, anti-semitic much?
79. HuckyDucky - October 8, 2008 10:58 PM
And stay off Wikipedia Bink, your text is verbatim. You are just going to upset yourself.
80. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 8, 2008 11:05 PM
Gr8 points all # 78.
What part of 'free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure' do you you not understand ?
Check with these engineers and architects.
When you convince them otherwise, like there's no problemo - that type of thing let me know...
81. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 8, 2008 11:11 PM
#10 Staging catastrophes against one's own people, then claiming a moral high ground for leverage (False flag)
# 11,12, 17 (?) Curtailment of civil liberties with the excuse of defeating the enemies of peace.
# 13 Creating the impression of the existence of freedom of press, freedom of speech, human rights and democracy, all of which are subsequently undermined and become mere illusions or deceptive smokescreens behind which actual oppression lies.
#22 Undermining financial systems by foreign loans, creating national bankruptcy, destroying money markets and replacing them with government credit institutions
# 14 16 (?) Pornographic literature.
So Duck : - This is out there.
(Well. ok. Also seems to be happening....INSIDE JOB ? )
82. Crackberry - October 8, 2008 11:26 PM
Lindsay's got a Blackberry Bold from Canada.
She's also got a nice wrack.
83. Mel - October 8, 2008 11:30 PM
Huck Duck -
Where'd you go ? Inside job ?
84. ldsqtbea - October 8, 2008 11:35 PM
im a girl and i have to admit, she has really (REALLY) nice boobs
85. from the gassy knoll (-it-all) - October 8, 2008 11:42 PM
Scenario 1: the 9/11 attacks were staged by the U.S. gubmint.
Scenario 2: Al-Qaeda was entirely responsible for the 9/11 attacks, but before the smoke had settled officials in the U.S. gubmint were planning out how to use them to advance their pre-existing agenda (including the Iraq invasion, limiting civil liberties, and expanding executive authority).
Who really cares which scenario is the correct one, except for *cough* late-night-cranks. Does anybody really think the American public will "wake up"? Just before the invasion, 70% of Americans said they believed that Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks. They're also quite sure that all U.S. citizens owe a great debt to Jack Bauer, and that the friends on Friends were their friends. And that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian with big natural breasts. And...
86. Mel - October 8, 2008 11:43 PM
I'm an Australian and I have to admit 9/11 was an inside job. (REALLY)
87. Jams - October 8, 2008 11:44 PM
EAT A SANGWEDGE LINDSAY
88. kagrez - October 8, 2008 11:45 PM
She is HOT.
89. gerard Vandenberg - October 9, 2008 12:16 AM
Let's just hope there never will be kids, folks!!
90. panda - October 9, 2008 12:20 AM
man,shes fuckin hot
feed me,linds
91. GG1000 - October 9, 2008 12:22 AM
Did she get new implants or something?
92. SEXXXI - October 9, 2008 12:27 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
93. SEXXXI - October 9, 2008 12:28 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
94. SEXI - October 9, 2008 12:31 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
95. Bob - October 9, 2008 12:33 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
96. JEN - October 9, 2008 12:39 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
97. Bubba Gump - October 9, 2008 12:40 AM
I admire her confidence, she comfortable with her sexuality and body which is refreshing. I don't think they are fake, she is naturally blessed ...don't be jealous ...she can't control her body cz she dose not need to buy body parts which is grosss...fake tits are trashy no mattter what the excuse...Lindsy does look like a girl with insecurities about her body ...A+
98. Al N - October 9, 2008 12:57 AM
Those funbags look real to me.
99. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 9, 2008 1:01 AM
So # 92 - Ok. Till let's say # 97.
Personwooly I see a bit of pattern here....
(And - let's face it.
How about that Notes guy @ #56 )
(Personwooly I always thought this 'Notes' was a bit of an asshole
100. farty_mcshitface - October 9, 2008 1:09 AM
jesus fucking Christ!! those pics are super fake!!!!!!!
this broad is nothing but pure trash.
some people WILL fall for anything.- calling her hot and all that shit.- shame on you!! some of you fuckers probably think her life partner is hot too!!!!
she always had tits but, never that big.
besides- she is still fugly and that ain't fixable.
90 lbs of freckles don't impress me. go jerk off to a 5 dollar hooker.
101. menotrouble - October 9, 2008 2:29 AM
she may be dumb as they come, but obviously there's nothing wrong about her physically. and, well, yes, a cool DJane is kind of hot.
remember farty_mcshitface @100: while your ideal woman might (or must) be a 5 dollar hooker and you are more impressed with cheap mascara than freckles, you are just talking about yourself. It's almost sad (but then again to ridiculous to be) how ugly rednecks always start to call people ugly just because they can't have them.
102. Knee Ya Ha Ha - October 9, 2008 6:34 AM
# 101 Menotrouble - Don't I know you ?
I think we've met....like often ?
103. phonejunkie - October 9, 2008 8:08 AM
Is that a Blackberry Bold she is holding? We need a pix of that phone between those bare titties!!
104. zona - October 9, 2008 8:47 AM
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105. Drowned in the Koolaid - October 9, 2008 9:19 AM
Bill Ayers - Department of Homeland Security
Rev. Wright – Chief of Public Relations
Christopher Dodd – Chief Financial Officer
Franklin Raines – Banking Committee Chief
Raila Odinga – Ambassador to the United Nations
Yes, BO is this naive and stupid…..
106. queenofcrazy! - October 9, 2008 9:19 AM
LINDSAY'S IMPLANT SCAR!!!!
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/7638/lindsaylohanarmpitscarll3.jpg
All you people will say "SHE GOT A LYMPH NODE REMOVED; SHE PROBABLY HAD LYMPHATIC CANCER!!" or some wild shit, just to say "a scar" doesn't mean anything.
107. UK_Matt - October 9, 2008 9:56 AM
Why is it that cute chicks, when they go Les just keep getting hotter.
Before she went gay - erm, yeah okay.
Gay for under 1 year - hello. I've got cash? I won't be long. Come on baby!
108. tabacchifc - October 9, 2008 10:13 AM
what a bomb!
109. John McCain - October 9, 2008 10:54 AM
I'm a maverick. Jesse Helms was a buddy of mine. I'm bitter and a loose cannon. I'm also incontenent.
110. Grunion - October 9, 2008 10:55 AM
Aren't tits supposed to be on your chest when you are in your 20's?
111. Fags - October 9, 2008 10:57 AM
inside job = hamster in ass
112. gotmilk? - October 9, 2008 11:04 AM
34, they are only considered "in" if you're a mindless twit who follows the shitty trends. otherwise, to normal people, they are very OUT, circa 1993 out.
113. Your Mother's Fart - October 9, 2008 11:12 AM
Now I'm hotter than a puppy with two peckers.
FO real
114. Reyce - October 9, 2008 11:28 AM
I would so turn lesbian for this girl. God damn.
115. LiLo for V-Prez 2008 - October 9, 2008 11:54 AM
Silicone isn't very nutritious, is it?
@92-97 They change sizes often enough.
116. Ted Mosby - October 9, 2008 12:41 PM
Sam is motorboating as we speak.
117. inkmeinpink - October 9, 2008 1:13 PM
man, i'm not a lesbian and i want to play with her boobs. i am wondering why she chose those ugly jeans, because even if they are supposedly "in style" right now, they don't look good on her and she should watch What Not to Wear. I wish I had boobs like that. I would never wear a bra and I would play with my own boobs all the time. in fact, I think I will get boobs like that.
118. joe m - October 9, 2008 2:05 PM
Semi-anorexic Lindsay is still pretty but
she could be beautiful.
119. Bob Vila - October 9, 2008 2:10 PM
Her boobs look "good" because they're fake as shit. I'll take the girl who doesn't feel the need to have surgery to look better, then walk around with her huge fake tits out for everyone to see. That being said, yeah, they do look good. But aside from the boobies, I don't see the big deal with her. Take any skinny girl with a vaguely pretty face and no discernible talents, slap some size DD implants on her and voila: Lindsay Lohan.
120. Val - October 9, 2008 2:37 PM
one looks bigger?
121. Crystal - October 9, 2008 3:36 PM
really?? what's up with those pants, do you guys really find that attractive???
122. sexy brains - October 9, 2008 3:58 PM
Christ! She's going to need back surgery in about 10 years. With that tiny frame and those gigantic bazongas - that shit has got to hurt. I shudder to think of her trying to run!
123. The Blow - October 9, 2008 4:35 PM
Hey 106, nice job spotting the scar... but you totally missed the coke residue in my nostril.
124. karen79 - October 9, 2008 7:36 PM
she looks great and happy so sam is such a good lover i think
125. Tristan - October 10, 2008 10:08 AM
Those jeans are definitely all the rage... if you are a LesBo. In fact if you want to get a pair for yourself, you too can procure a pair just like LiLo:
1) Find prepubecent male
2) Beat up
3) Steal Pants
Now beating up the lumber jack for the flannel shirt is the harder part. She clearly isn't there yet.
126. el ces - October 11, 2008 3:22 PM
Mm!
Lookit all that hair. She's a sexy beast!
127. Kristen - October 11, 2008 5:45 PM
Embarrassing how wet I am over these... :S
128. herbiefrog - October 14, 2008 7:24 PM
ooo queit now : )
shhhhhhhhh...
did you imagine ?#
enuf...#
there's a lot of it about ?
shhh babe
129. anah - October 31, 2008 8:29 PM
the boobs may be delicious but those jeans have gotta be the worst jeans EVER! in the whole history of jeans EVER!