Oct 27 2008Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis
Lindsay Lohan is apparently denying she enjoys the sensual comforts of a lady despite the fact Samantha "Gargoyle" Ronson is constantly attached to her hip. The Sun reports:
But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: “Linds is adamant she’s not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for.”
A friend of the star said: “She has been telling everyone she’s still into guys. She keeps saying if it went wrong with Sam she’d date a guy. She even flirts with guys when they go out.”
Like the old saying goes: "You can take the penis out of Lindsay, but you can't" - no, that's definitely not right. Hmmm. Okay, got it: "One in the hand is worth two in the fire-crotch." I guess cause they melt, I dunno. I never read The Bible.
Photos: WENN
Reader Comments
1. CoCkBlOcK - October 27, 2008 5:27 PM
First losers!
2. CoCkBlOcK - October 27, 2008 5:27 PM
First losers!
3. tp - October 27, 2008 5:30 PM
Deodorant pits
4. SueMe - October 27, 2008 5:31 PM
And this is important why?
5. roastbeef - October 27, 2008 5:32 PM
She's getting Jenna Jameson Duck-Face-itis
6. CoCkBlOcK - October 27, 2008 5:33 PM
I block cocks with my anus!
7. Rough Daddy - October 27, 2008 5:34 PM
Gapped!!!!!!!!
8. Deacon Jones - October 27, 2008 5:36 PM
Imagine her facial reaction when she fucks the next guy - she'll look like Ahnold in Total Recall when he falls onto the martian surface and his face starts contorting
9. billabong021 - October 27, 2008 5:36 PM
Okay wtf is up with her lips?
Is it just me or does she look like she's braying in that first pic?
10. supersex - October 27, 2008 5:38 PM
i'd fuck her in the ass then put it down her thoat!
11. me - October 27, 2008 5:38 PM
who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?
12. me - October 27, 2008 5:38 PM
who did the shitty photoshop job on her face?
13. Ted Mosby - October 27, 2008 5:38 PM
I wonder if she has freckles EVERYWHERE
14. Jayger - October 27, 2008 5:40 PM
Her armpits are ghastly -- er -- ghostly.
15. supersex - October 27, 2008 5:41 PM
the bitch also needs a clear deodorant!!!
16. Rough Daddy - October 27, 2008 5:43 PM
I believe her, she still have that softness going on...she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! like jodie foster, michelle rodriguez and Terminator 3girl....
17. monkeyfightclub - October 27, 2008 5:46 PM
pic 4 is what she does with her hair before dudes bust a nut on her boobs.
18. meghanfihs - October 27, 2008 5:52 PM
I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs
19. meghanfihs - October 27, 2008 5:52 PM
I love how her feet are a totally different color than her legs
20. mr. T - October 27, 2008 5:54 PM
JUST THINKING ABOUT FUCKING THAT WALKING HERPES CARNIVAL MAKES MY DICK SHRINK UP INSIDE ME LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE.
21. Tapeworm - October 27, 2008 5:54 PM
She's got the forehead of a 50 year old smoker.
22. Randal - October 27, 2008 5:57 PM
That's great Lindsay because there are a lot of men who could make your heart skip a beat from love. Although loving a woman is different than loving a man, it's always been in your heart to love a man and will never leave.
May the journey of your life continue to bring you joy and happiness, regardless of what part of your heart loves and is loved in return.
Randal
23. anonascanbe - October 27, 2008 5:59 PM
",...But you can't take the lindsay out of your penis"
Like herpes.
24. Flying lizard - October 27, 2008 6:05 PM
Lindsay reminds me of a porno version of Wall-E -- alone on a barren planet, wandering among the trash dumps, hoping to find one other living soul to ease her existential cosmic loneliness. Who she then promptly fucks.
25. Flying lizard - October 27, 2008 6:06 PM
I guess that makes her Linds-E. ( Yeah, I was a little late on that. )
26. kels - October 27, 2008 6:09 PM
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she's friggin nasty. i know she's trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she's aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
27. kels - October 27, 2008 6:09 PM
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she's friggin nasty. i know she's trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she's aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
28. kels - October 27, 2008 6:09 PM
why are her knees and feet white and the rest all orangy? she's friggin nasty. i know she's trying to cover up all those blemishes, aka, freckles, but still, she's aging like a 20 year old white woman on meth.
29. Lucy - October 27, 2008 6:10 PM
Do her huge bongos divert so much of her circulatory efforts that there's none left for her poor lil bloodless feeties??
30. FRIST!!! - October 27, 2008 6:14 PM
The whole Samantha Ronson thing isn't fooling anybody - Lindsay Lohan loves cock as much Julian King loved a bacon double-cheeseburger.
31. Jimbo - October 27, 2008 6:17 PM
@30 you are a sick fucking troll..
32. FRIST!!! - October 27, 2008 6:20 PM
You tellem, Jimbo!!!!! Fuckers, all I was going to say before I saw what my troll did was...... fuckit, now I forgot, and I'm pretty sure it was going to be funny :(
FLTC!!!
33. Jamie's Uterus - October 27, 2008 6:20 PM
I think Sam and Linds have a lesbo relationship like the one in the Sharon Stone movie, 'basic instinct'. Scary and possibly homicidal.
Linds loves to diddle chicks here and there, but prefers to ride a real bologna, not some ugly boyish looking chick with a strap on dildo.
34. bob - October 27, 2008 6:22 PM
she still have that softness going on...she doesnt have that look where shes been rubbed with lemon juice! Her sexy photos are found on ==mysportsdate.com==. What is she doing there??????
35. Jayger - October 27, 2008 7:13 PM
Death Becomes Her Armpits
36. woodhorse - October 27, 2008 7:42 PM
"Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis" - I see a new line of Valentine Cards.
37. woodhorse - October 27, 2008 7:43 PM
"Lindsay Lohan will never stop loving the penis" - I see a new line of Valentine Cards.
38. I_AM_*LIMERICK_MAN* - October 27, 2008 7:43 PM
There once lived an actress named Lindsay
Who challenged reports done by Kinsey
She was loose like a man
And like the glands of her fans
Her career became flaccid and flimsy
39. Truth doctor - October 27, 2008 8:21 PM
The quote was:
You can lead a whore to water, but you won't remove the stink.
40. 1 MILF Hunter - October 27, 2008 8:23 PM
She's still into guys, guys are still getting into her.
41. Hollywood Blvd. - October 27, 2008 9:26 PM
Lindsay looks like a street urchin to me.
What happened to her makeup, hair, and nail person?
42. WTF - October 27, 2008 9:30 PM
#41 -
What do you mean "person," --- "It takes a Village."
43. WTF - October 27, 2008 9:30 PM
#41 -
What do you mean "person," --- "It takes a Village."
44. WTF - October 27, 2008 9:30 PM
#41 -
What do you mean "person," --- "It takes a Village."
45. sariyou - October 27, 2008 9:53 PM
she appears to have some sort of calcium deposit in her armpit. ew.
46. Rational Rick - October 27, 2008 10:36 PM
Lesbian Lohan ...
ROFL ..!
XOXO !!
47. v tard - October 27, 2008 10:49 PM
Dayum.
Little black dresses always kill me.
48. cball - October 27, 2008 10:51 PM
Anyone else think she's starting to look like Madonna? I cannot believe this mess used to be attractive.
49. loogi - October 27, 2008 11:12 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!
50. loogi - October 27, 2008 11:12 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FAAAACE!!!!!
51. Sport - October 27, 2008 11:33 PM
Randal - all i can say is 'FAG!'
52. gerard Vandenberg - October 28, 2008 12:47 AM
MARK THESE WORDS:
she simply needed attention and somewbody who paya he bills, folks!!
SHE SIMPLY CAN'T "USE" THE GUY'S NOW.
They don't believe her anymore, STRANGE?
that's why SAM THE SHAM!!
53. Wild One - October 28, 2008 1:32 AM
Is she actually moving her hair so they can see her boobs better?
54. hedgehog - October 28, 2008 2:23 AM
I thought she was moving her hair to hide her armpits
55. 1moreidiotintheworld - October 28, 2008 6:45 AM
Maybe she's starting to lose interest in that frankenstein looking freak show who, apparently, hasn't magically grown a cock yet.... she's starting to get as ugly her anyway.
56. nowon_yuno - October 28, 2008 7:00 AM
Some dude makes a statement to Lohan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKZiNCcN4Bo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v86KIzxzty4
57. Big Al - October 28, 2008 7:34 AM
She will never give up the penis because Sam has a penis!! Did you look at those underarms?? She be skanky too!!
58. Phil - October 28, 2008 8:57 AM
Lookin tasty
59. Sondra - October 28, 2008 11:36 AM
She loves pussy and I suspect Sam uses a strap on too.
60. el ces - October 28, 2008 12:38 PM
"She even flirts with guys when they go out.”
Whaat?
Sam better teach that girl some respect.
*LOL* I love that "talk to the hand" look Lindsay has in the 1st pic.
61. Martin - October 28, 2008 12:43 PM
RSS feed still broken!
62. Miserable Bastard - October 28, 2008 12:49 PM
She looks like she should be riding a seashell in "The Birth of Venus". Except it's Lindsay Lohan, so the name would have to be changed to something like "The Girth of Penis".
63. Bickus Dickus - October 28, 2008 1:09 PM
When did Frankie Munez have a sex change? Or is he just in drag?
64. Helen - October 29, 2008 4:30 AM
Wow..., she is hot and gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.
65. Yes - January 11, 2009 7:50 PM
Sounds like coming out is difficult for her.
Bisexual insurance...